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'A' in a movie sentence | examples for 'A' from movies

Ross: Take thee, Rachel...(All his friends have looks of shock on their faces. He realizes what he said. Quickly he says.) Emily. (A slight chuckle.) Emily.

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Minister: May I have the rings? (He is given the rings) Emily, place this ring on Ross’s finger as a symbol of your bond everlasting. (She jams the ring onto his finger) Ross, place this ring in Emily’s hand as a symbol of the love that encircles you forever.

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

(Emily gives him a forearm shot across the stomach.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Emily: (Yelling from inside the bathroom) You’ve spoiled everything! It’s like a nightmare! My friends and family are out there! How can I face them?! How can you do this to me?!

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Ross: That’s true, thanks dad. (To All) People should be dancing! Huh? Hey, this is a party! Come on! Joey, dance!! (He starts to dance but stops when no one else joins him.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Chandler: In a foreign, romantic country…

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Chandler: Bad London! (Takes a spoon and smacks the turkey.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Chandler: Well, I don’t see that we have a choice. But, when we’re back home, we don’t do it.

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Chandler: Y’know, I saw a wine cellar downstairs…

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Chandler: The man’s got a point.

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Rachel: Oh yeah! Of course, I mean, she’s gonna get over this, y’know? I mean, so you said my name! Y’know you just said it ‘cause you saw me there, if you’d have seen a circus freak, you would’ve said, "I take thee circus freak." Y’know, it didn’t mean anything, it’s just a mistake. It didn’t mean anything. Right?

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Joey: Emily is kinda taking a long time, huh?

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Rachel: Ross said my name. Okay? My name. Ross said my name up there that obviously means that he still loves me! (They both just stare at her.) Okay, don’t believe me, I know I’m right—do you guys want to go downstairs and get a drink?

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Monica: Yes, I want to change. And why-why don’t you go down and get us a table?

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Rachel: Okay, Pheebs, y’know what, let’s look at this objectively all right? Ninth grade, right? The obsession starts. All right? The summer after ninth grade he sees me in a two-piece for the first time, his obsession begins to grow. So then…

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Joey: Hey, dude, let me in. I got a girl out here!

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Chandler: Well, I’ve got a girl in here.

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Chandler: Well, I suppose I’d have to say you!! But, what if we’re watching a movie in here?

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

[Scene: Ross and Emily’s room, Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Chandler: Oh Mon-Mon-Mon-Mon-look, this is the honeymoon suite. The room expects sex. The room would be disappointed if it didn’t get sex. All of the other honeymoon suites would think it was a loser.

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Ross: Actually, do you guys mind staying here for a while?

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Chandler: Yeah, it’s a very large plane.

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Chandler: We can’t do that that’s insane. I mean ‘A’ he could wake up and ‘B’ y’know, let’s go for it.

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

(They both try to slowly extricate themselves from Ross, but there’s a knock on the door that awakens him.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Rachel: (entering, carrying an armful of those little soaps.) Hey-hey, you guys oh hurry up, get some, there’s a whole cart outside… (Sees the Walthams and stops.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Ross: Now, hold on! Hold on! (Stops him) Look, look, your daughter and I are supposed to leave tonight for our honeymoon, now-now you-you tell her that I’m gonna be at that airport and I hope that she’ll be there too! Oh yeah, I said Rachel’s name, but it didn’t mean anything, Okay? She’s-she’s just a friend and that’s all! (Rachel sits down, depressed.) That’s all! Now just tell Emily that I love her and that I can’t imagine spending my life with anyone else. Please, promise me that you’ll tell her that.

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

[Scene: A 747 somewhere over the North Atlantic, Monica and Chandler are sitting in first class, depressed.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Monica: I’m gonna go to the bathroom, maybe I’ll see you there in a bit?

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Joey: Hey, Monica, wow you’ve been in the bathroom for like a half-hour.

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

(She grabs her bag and leaves, Joey moves a little quicker to his apartment, leaving Monica and Chandler alone.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Monica: Right. Umm, listen since we’re-we-re on that subject, umm, I just wanted to tell you that uh, well, I-I was going through a really hard time in London, what with my brother getting married and that guy thinking I was Ross’s mother…

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Monica: Well, an-anyway, I just—that night meant a lot to me, I guess I’m just trying to say thanks.

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Chandler: Oh. Y’know, that night meant a lot to me too, and it wasn’t because I was in a bad place or anything, it just meant a lot to me ‘cause, you’re really hot! Is that okay?

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Rachel: Well, I-I-I’ve been on Standby for a flight home for hours.

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Gate Agent: (On the P.A.) This is the last call for Flight 1066 to Athens. The last call.

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Ross: I just, I don’t understand, I mean, how-how can she do this? Y’know, what, am I, am I like a complete idiot for thinking that she’d actually show up?

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Rachel: No, you’re not an idiot, Ross. You’re a guy very much in love.

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Gate Agent: (On the P.A.) All ticketed passengers for Flight 1066 to Athens should now be on board.

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Rachel: Okay, I’ll see you back at home, if I ever get a flight out of here.

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Ross: No really, I mean, I mean, God, I could use a friend.

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

[Scene: Flight 1066 to Athens, Rachel is ordering a drink for Ross and herself.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Rachel: Ahh, yes, I will have a glass of the Merlot and uh, (points to Ross’s seat.) he will have a white wine spritzer. Woo! (Looks out the window.) Hey, look at that, the airport’s moving. (Realizes that that’s not how it works.) Hey, are we moving?! Are we moving? Why are we moving? Hey, time-out, umm, yeah, does the captain know that we’re moving? (Sits back in defeat.) Oh my God. Oh, my gosh.

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

(Phoebe smiles, when Joey takes her face in his hands and kisses her. Joey gets up to leave but stops suddenly. Phoebe silently shouts "Oh, whoa!!" to herself, and leans back in the sofa to recover, a hand to her tingling lips. A thoughtful Joey is also feeling his lips, so he hesitates for a moment, then returns for a better view, he thinks again, cocking his head from side to side to regard her profile from various angles, then...)

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Joey: Yeah, I guess it is. And so… I’m gonna get on this spaceship, (Smoke starts pouring in from the ceiling, and a ladder comes down, with flashing, colored lights on the side of it) and I’m gonna go to Blargon 7 in search of alternative fuels. But when I return, 200 years from now, you’ll be long gone. But I won’t have aged at all. (Gets on the ladder) So you tell your great-great-granddaughter to look me up, because Adrienne… baby…I’m gonna want to meet her.

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Monica: (interrupting) You have nothing! You're not even going out! You're her baby sitter! You have a 12-year-old girl's job!

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Rachel: Then we took a walk down to Bendall's, and I told him not to, but he got me a little bottle of Chanel...

"Friends", season 1, episode 20

Ross: Ah! (She hugs him.) Well uh-uh, t-take it downstairs, y’know give it a test ride.

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

Rachel: Yeah, I know. I had the greatest day though, I got to sit in on the meeting with the reps from Calvin Klien. I told my boss I liked this line of lingerie, she ordered a ton of it. How was your day?

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

Joey: You're a dork.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Chandler: Oh, just hanging out, talkin’ about uh, websites. (Joey laughs.) Yeah, we saw this really interesting website about marriage and how totally unnecessary it is and how its just a way for the government to keep tabs on you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

RACHEL: (singing) "...marenge, thank you honey, and do the cha-cha. And while she like to be a star, Tony always tended bar. At the, wait, wait, everybody.."

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

Phoebe: Hi! Oh, Alice, hi! Thanks. I’m so glad you could come, ‘cause I’ve got a real umm, Home Ec emergency. (Points to the table cloth, which has a huge mustard stain on it.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Monica: I gotta make up the guest bedroom. (To Ross) Hey, Cousin Cassie is coming to stay with us a few days.

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Phoebe: oh I dunno I dunno, you know I mean I like him but am I ready to take my grade a loins off the meat market.

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

Monica: Nooo! (Giggles) Okay. (She tries to pull herself up by Rachel and Joey’s doorknob, but the door opens and she almost falls into the their apartment. She manages to catch herself.) Whoa! (Stands up, unsteadily) Okay. See I was, I was a little nervous about turning (whispering) thirty. (Giggles.) So the bus boys took me out for some drinks. (Pause) I wanna puke on you later!

"Friends", season 7, episode 14

The Interviewer: Now you’ll be heading a whole division, so you’ll have a lot of duties.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Joey: Maybe, maybe we did a good thing, helping Ross get back on his feet!

"Friends", season 5, episode 7

ROSS: Well, I uh, I can't seem to find the monkey I donated last year. He's a capuchan, answers to the name Marcel.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Monica: And-and-and if I die, from a long illness. And you’re writing out my eulogy and you open a desk drawer and you find a note from me that says, "I will always be with you," and you still can’t shed one tiny tear, I know you’ll be crying a river inside.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Rachel: This is such a great party! 35 years. Very impressive, do you guys have any pearls of wisdom?

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Parker: And I’m with you! What a great time to be alive! Look at this plate-bouncy thing. (Bounces the plates) What an inspired solution to man’s plate dispensing problems.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Joey: (entering) That’s my line! (He walks up the aisle and to the rabbi) I can take it from here, thanks. (To all) Dearly beloved, I’m sorry I’m a little late. You may be confused by this now, (He’s still in costume) but you won’t be Memorial Day weekend 2002. Well, let’s get started before the groom takes off again. Huh? (Monica is shocked and looks around.) We are gathered here today, to join this man and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony. I’ve known Monica and Chandler for a long time, and I can not imagine two people more perfect for each other. And now, as I’ve left my notes in my dressing room. We shall proceed to the vows. Monica?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

[Joey opens the door and sees Erica (Brooke Shields). Joey gets a huge smile and Chandler squeezed the dish soap in the air.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Ross: …so then President Steve told everyone that I was a cheapskate, and now the whole building hates me! A little kid spit on my knee! Y'know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna throw a party. That's right. For everyone in the building, and I'm gonna sit them down and explain to them, I am not a bad guy. I am not a cheap guy! I'm just a guy who-who stands up for what he believes in. A man with principles.

"Friends", season 5, episode 15

Chandler: (sings in a helium voice) First I was afraid, I was petrified (very happy)

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

Chandler: She's right, it's Jill. Jill Goodacre. Oh my God. I am trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre! (pause) Is it a vestibule? Maybe it's an atrium. Oh, yeah, that is the part to focus on, you idiot!

"Friends", season 1, episode 7

[Scene: A Doctor's Office, Ross is having his thing looked at by Dr. Rhodes.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Joey: Hey, I don't need violence to enjoy a movie. Just so long as there's a little nudity.

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Phoebe: You ask us to find you a guy and you come traipsing in here with your own!

"Friends", season 6, episode 19

Joey: (looking out the window) Ewww! Ugly Naked Guy is using his new hammock. It’s like a Play-Doo Fat Factory.

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Chandler: I know that one! ...No, that's Popes into a Volkswagen.

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

[Cut to his bedroom, Ross is listening at the door as Paul opens the door, trapping Ross behind it. With Paul’s back turned Ross coils up like a snake and slitters underneath the bed.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Ross: Well I, close your eyes, I just think you’re gonna like this a little better, ‘cause, close-close... (He gets some more on the brush)

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Joey: (Unimpressed) A book? (Suddenly interested) Is it like a book that's also a safe?

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Chandler: (leans in and takes a sniff of Joey's sandwich) Wow! That sandwich really does smell good.

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Monica: Hey Joey, Chandler sold a story to Archie Comics!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Well, wait a minute! The puss is good! It means it's healing! (Runs after him.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 22

Joey: And you got a 'hate' from that?! Your taking a big leap there...

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

Joey: Pathetic mess? I know, but—come on, man, she's needy, she's vulnerable. I'm thinkin', cha-ching! (Rachel throws a roll at Joey. He picks it up and eats it.) Thanks. Look, you have not been out with a woman since Janice. You're doin' this.

"Friends", season 1, episode 14

Chandler: It's "Ride of the Valkyries" from "Apocalypse Now"... See, here's the thing: The corn rose were really a solution to your frizzy hair problem. And now that we're home, we don't have that problem anymore, so if you think about it... I hate them!

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Joey: Hey! How is New England not a state? Huh? They have a sports-team!

"Friends", season 7, episode 8

Rachel: No, it's just... look, you know, when I first moved to the city I was a lot like her! I was spoiled, self-centered and you guys really took care of me.

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Phoebe: Well, it’s a long story. It’s kind of embarrassing. Let’s just say there was a typographical error with a sex manual. (The guy laughs.) How about you?

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Phoebe: Can I get you something to drink? Like a water and Valium?

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

CHANDLER: Right now, right here. Don't ya think we're in kind of a public plaaaa [Susie grabs him under the table] They do have the shrimp.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Rachel: (on phone) Hi, Mindy. Hi, it-it's Rachel. Yeah, I'm fine. I-I saw Barry today. Oh, yeah, yeah he-he told me. No, no, it's okay. I hope you two are very happy, I really do. Oh, oh, and Mind, y'know, if-if everything works out, and you guys end up getting married and having kids- and everything- I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose. (Slams the phone down.) (To everyone) Okay, I know it was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now.

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Ross: Wait a minute, the house was built on radioactive waste, and an ancient Indian burial ground? That would never happen.

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

RACHEL: Look you guys, I have to go, I'm the Maid-of-Honor. And besides you know what I just need to be in a room again with these people and feel good about myself.

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

LIPSON: Hi, Dean Lipson, zoo administrator. I was told you had a question.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

(And with that, an era ends as Chandler moves in with Monica as Rachel moves in with Phoebe. It ‘tis a sad and happy time for Friends.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Monica: He called the Long Island Expressway a concrete miracle.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Rachel: It was like this crazy-eyed, hairy beast man! He was like a, like a bigfoot or a yeti or something!

"Friends", season 5, episode 6

Joey: I do. There’s uh, let’s see, Guy With a Mustache, Smokes-A-Lot Lady, Some Kids I’ve Seen, and A Red-haired Guy Who Does Not Like To Be Called Rusty.

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

Ross: Wait a minute, does-does everyone feel this way?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Monica: Maybe. Joey: Wait. Your 'not a real date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Conan: You uh, you’ve worked with—They always say a performer should never work with pets or children.

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

Monica: (running over to stop Rachel) Hey Rach, the tampons here are only a penny. Let’s stock up. (takes her into the bathroom)

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party. So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Monica: (as Rachel) Um, okay. You just called a little while ago about needing a signature on the admissions form. Well, it turns out we need a whole new one (little laugh) because uh, you see, I-I, I put the wrong name again. (Little laugh) 'cause um...

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Chandler: Carol? I was just wondering if Joey could ask you a question about breast-feeding?

"Friends", season 2, episode 2

Phoebe: Okay, umm, question 2) Umm, did that marriage end A. Happily, B. Medium, or C. In the total abandonment of her and her two children?

"Friends", season 5, episode 13

(Chandler gives him a round of mock applause.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 7

Ross: Look, I-I know how miserable you are, I wish there was something I can do. I mean I wish I were a seahorse. (She glares at him) Because with seahorses it’s the male, they carry the babies. And then also umm, I’d be far away in the sea. (He sits back down.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

MONICA: Yes. I hated you. I mean I, I, loved you in a 'you're my brother so I have to' kind of way, but basically, yeah, I hated your guts.

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

PHOEBE: Oh no, you're not supposed to be here. This is the staging area, you should, it's all wrong, you should leave, ya know, get out. [opens the door, the guys are right there] Or perhaps you'd like a creme d'menthe.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

Rachel: Oh, y’know I'm not that much of a sweet tooth. I—(Chandler puts a forkful of the cheesecake in her mouth.)—Wow. My God, so creamy. Oh my God, this is the best cheesecake I have ever had. Where did you get this? (She reaches over to look at the label on the box.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Monica: Right. Till I bought a blow dryer, then I was shunned.

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

Joey: Alrightalrightalright. (Kisses him. Ross takes a photo) There.

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

Rachel: I’m funny? Oh thank God! Well hey, I’ve got a ton of these! Umm, oh hear—Do you want a good one? Here’s a good one. Umm, you uh, you take a quarter, take a quarter and, and you blacken the edge. Right? (Does so.) And then you say to person, I bet you can’t roll this quarter from your forehead to your chin without it leaving your face. And then when they do it, they’re left with a big black pencil line right down the center of their face.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: What are you, stop naming dwarves! (on phone) Hello, Janice. Hi, I'm so glad that you called, I know I've been acting a really weird lately. And, it's just because I'm crazy about you, and I just got...stupid, and, and scared, and....stupid a couple of more times. I'm sorry. (listens) Really?! (listens) Really?!

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Stanley: Eh, worth a shot. (Gets into his car.) Look Joey, let me know where you're staying, okay? (The car peels away.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 22

Rachel: Cecilia Monroe man, what a great actress.

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Don: Well if you where ever enter the Loire valley let me know, I’ve got a great little villa you can stay at.

"Friends", season 8, episode 16

Joey: Only if you think it’s better than this... (holds up an aerosol can) snow-in-a-can!! I got it at work. Mon, you want me to decorate the window, give it a kind of Christmas lookie.

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is getting some coffee as Joey enters. He's looking a little puffy, but that's probably from the large number of different color sweaters he's wearing.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 15

(Dr. Geller, the man with the Ph.D. in Paleontology, is trying to find a place to hide, but this supposedly intelligent man in the hands of clich�d scriptwriters runs around with his pants down around his ankles like one of the Three Stooges.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Chandler: (sees her foot is in a slush puddle) Op, foot in a puddle, foot all in a puddle.

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

David: Oh, certainly. That's a combination of Bernoulli's principle and Newton's third law of motion.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Chandler: Will you marry me? Will you marry me? (Makes like a gun with his fingers.) Hey, you marry me! (He gives up as Joey, Rachel, Phoebe, and Ross slink in all excited.) What’s going on little elves?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Male Jeweler: This ring is from the 1920s, it’s a one and a half carat diamond with sapphires on either side.

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Ross: Oh-oh, you’re-you’re fellow scholars. What exactly were you looking for, hmm? Perhaps, (Grabs a book from the shelf behind him) perhaps Dr. Chester Stock’s musings on the Smiledon Californicus?

"Friends", season 7, episode 7

Mr. Geller: I understand completely, there’s nothing more horrifying than embarrassing yourself in front of your in-laws. As a matter of fact, when I started dating Judy I was unemployed, and her father asked me what I did for a living and I told him I was a lawyer.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

PHOEBE: And they were serving franks which is his first name minus the s at the end. And there was a rotisserie with spinning chicken.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Ross: Give daddy the Barbi! Ben, give, give me the Barbi. Okay, how 'bout, don't you want to play with the monster truck? (makes a monster truck sound) No. Okay, oh, oh, how about a Dino-soilder? (squawks like a dinosaur)

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler’s bachelor party has begun, what there is of it, with only Joey (wearing a gold paper top hat) and Chandler (wearing what appears to be a Burger King paper crown) enjoying a nice product placement of Budweisers on ice.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

Phoebe: Yeah, I like Vince a lot, y'know? But, it’s just Jason’s so sensitive, y'know? And in the long run, I think sensitive it’s just better than having just like a really, really, really nice (pause) butt. (Her eyes glaze over thinking about the butt.) (pause) Jason! Definitely Jason! Okay, wish me luck!

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Ross: (disinterested) Hey-yeah. (He hurries up to the counter.) Hey Gunther, can I have a scone please? (To the gang.) Wanna hear some good news? Someone I know is getting married! Yeah! And weddings are happy occasions! Oh, by-the-by it's my ex-wife Emily!

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Rachel: Yeah, it's kinda like a 'good luck on your first day' sort of thing. (to Phoebe) Is this actually a lunchbox?

"Friends", season 3, episode 12

Chandler: It doesn’t matter because nothing beats a three and a six. That my friend is D-Cup. Okay, now much have you won so far?

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Joey and Chandler are giving out their Christmas presents out of a cardboard box from a case of motor oil.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 9

[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, first season, Monica is making a giant sub-sandwich and is talking to Rachel. I think it’s The One With Fake Monica.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

MONICA: Ok, it is definitely less than a ballpark.

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

(Yep, it’s a little gold loop.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 19

Ross: (Using a slightly different inflection for each.) I do. I do. I do.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Joey: Hey little buddy, how are you feeling? (The duck does not get sick and Joey recoils in horror and heads for the couch.) What the hell is in that face cream? (He’s about to try out the couch but notices the bed in Rachel’s room. He walks into her room and feels the bed.) That’s so soft. (He pulls back the comforter.) Pillowcases! (He climbs in and groans in delight. Suddenly, he feels something under him and pulls out a little beat up paperback book. He opens it and starts to read from it.) (In his head.) Zelda looked at the chimney sweep. Her father, the vicar…(Stops reading and thinks.) The vicar? (Continues reading) …wouldn’t be home for hours. Her loins were burning. She threw caution to the wind and reached out and grabbed his…(Out loud.) Whoa! (Reads on in silence.) Whoa-ho-ho-ho! This is a dirty book! (Continues to read.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 2

Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: All right Joey, be nice.  So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

(They go to hug but Ross's umbrella opens.  He sits back down defeated again.  A moment of silence follows as Rachel sits and the others expect her to explain.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1