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'A' in a movie sentence | examples for 'A' from movies

Chandler: Wait a minute, wait. You’re telling me this actress person is the only woman you ever wanted who didn’t want you back?!

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Phoebe: Wait, am I missing something though? ‘Cause I thought death was something that’s supposed to be sad, in a way.

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Ross: Well ah, Aunt Silvia was, well not a nice person.

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Monica: Oh, she was a cruel, cranky, old bitch! (Ross gives her a look) (to Ross) And I’m sorry she died. Did Dad say I get the dollhouse?

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Phoebe: Wow, a house for dolls, that is so cool! When I was kid, I had a barrel.

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Joey: Uh, Pheebs, you had a barrel for a dollhouse?

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Phoebe: No, just a barrel.

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Joanna: Bing! That’s a great name.

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is showing off her new dollhouse. It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Monica: Look at it! Ohhh! Wallpaper’s a little faded, that’s okay. Carpet’s a little loose. Hardwood floors!!

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Phoebe: I brought a bunch of stuff for the house, so check it out. Ha-ha. (She removes this large ceramic dog that comes up to the second floor and places it next to the house.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Phoebe: That’s a dog, every house should have a dog.

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Chandler: (holding a tissue) And is this in case the house sneezes?

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Monica: I don’t want a ghost.

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Phoebe: Well, nobody wants a ghost. But you’ve got one, because the house is sitting on an ancient Indian burial ground.

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Ross: Wait a minute, the house was built on radioactive waste, and an ancient Indian burial ground? That would never happen.

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Phoebe: (holding a dinosaur) Okay, dinosaur attack!! Quick, everybody into the house!! Ahh-ahh! (the dinosaur starts attacking the house. She starts to bark like a dog.) Roof! Rrroof-roof-roof!

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

The Director: Hey, lovely! Come, talk to me a minute! (she goes over to him)

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Lauren: I know! I-I’m a big fan of yours.

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Lauren: (laughing) Oh, you’re so funny. Listen, umm, what are you doing after rehearsals? Do you want to get a drink, or something?

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Joey: Well Ahh, (he sees Kate and the director kissing) yeah! Yeah, sure, a drink sounds great.

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Phoebe: Oh, okay, it’s the slide instead of stairs. Watch this. (She slides a doll down the slide)

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

(Monica is looking on with a hurt expression on her face.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Phoebe: Watch, watch. (She turns a strand of Christmas lights strung around the house.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Phoebe: And, and! (She turns on a bubble maker.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Chandler: Well, the movie was great, dinner was great, and there’s nothing like a cool, crisp New York evening.

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Chandler: Of course, I didn’t get to enjoy any of that, because Joanna’s such a big, dull dud!

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Joanna: Oh, and he’s got such a good heart! Doesn’t he have a good heart?

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

[A phone rings.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Joey: (to Kate) That guy’s like a cartoon. What do you see in him anyway?

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

The Director: Stop!! Stop it! You must stop! You are bad actors! This is a terrible play! I’ll see you in the morning. (exits)

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Kate: I can’t believe we go on in, in a week.

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Joey: Okay. (he gives her a peck on the cheek)

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Kate: Well, Adrian’s looking for a reason to stay, right? Victor can’t just kiss her, he’s gotta, gotta really give her a reason, y'know?

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

(He walks up behind Monica and gives her a big hug and a kiss on the neck.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

(He walks over behind Ross, thinks about it for a moment, and gives him a big hug.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Ross: It’s a little early to be drinkin’.

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Chandler: (entering with Rachel) I’m telling ya, Joanna’s got it all wrong. Okay? All I said was, ‘This was fun. Let’s do it again sometime. I’ll give you a call.’

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Chandler: That’s what you say at the end of a date.

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Chandler: To her face? Look it’s the end of the date, I’m standing there, I know all she’s waiting for is for me to say ‘I’ll call her’ and it’s just y'know, comes out. I can’t help it, it’s a compulsion.

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Monica: Come on Rach, when a guy says he’s going to call, it doesn’t mean he’s going to call. Hasn’t it ever happened to you?

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is reading a magazine as Rachel approaches.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Chandler: All right! Fine! But it’s just a lunch date, no more than an hour! And from now on I get my own dates, I don’t want you setting me up with anybody ever again!

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Chandler: That’s just a lot of big talk, y'know.

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Ross: Oh, fire! There, there’s a fire! Fire!!

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

[He tries to blow it out, and obviously, it doesn’t work. He runs over to the sink to get a glass of water to put out the fire, but since Monica is in the shower the water pressure is very low and takes a long time to fill the glass. In desperation he takes the half full glass over and dumps it on the fire, it doesn’t work. He then picks up the dollhouse and considers bringing it over to the sink, but decides to take it into the bathroom and use the shower to put it out. He kicks open the door and we hear Monica scream at the top of her lungs.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Kate: Nooo. And there’s really no reason he should find out, so ah let’s not make a big deal about it, okay?

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Joey: What are you talking about? It was a big deal. I mean, come on you can’t tell me last night didn’t mean something to you. I-I was there, you’re not that good an actress.

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Kate: Look umm, I, I was, I was just caught up in the moment. That’s all it was. Joey, I’m-I’m sorry you feel bad, but haven’t you ever sleep with a women where it meant more to her than it did to you?

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Monica: (runs over to her) I tried to reach you at work. There’s....been a fire.

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Ross: Well, we believe it originated here. (He uses a pointer and points to the point of origin.) In the Aroma Room.

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Phoebe: Ohh. What is this? (She sees a tissue covering something, and moves to remove it.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

(She picks up a charred piece of plastic that once was the Foster puppets, and starts to break down. Monica goes over and comforts her.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Chandler: It’s not a big deal. It’s, just it’s right here, (points to his eye) and it’s all the time.

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Chandler: Well, this was great. I’ll give you a call. We should do it again sometime. (Rachel is disappointed)

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Chandler: Well this is great! I’ll give you a call! We should do it again sometime!

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

(Ross goes into the room where Dr. Green is laying unconscious. He turns on the TV, puts his feet on the bed and starts watching a dinosaur movie where the dinosaur is caught by two cowboys. Dr. Geller awakes.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

EDDIE: Ohhhh. Relax, take it easy buddy. Tell me twice, you want me to go? Alright, alright, guess I'll be back for my stuff. [walks out the door and after a pause comes back in] But if you think for one second I'm leaving you alone with my fish, you're insane Jack!

"Friends", season 2, episode 19

Mona's Date: Oh umm, I-I don’t know if I want to wear a woman’s shirt.

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Joey: Okay, here! (Gives him the camera.) I wanna be the on camera guy. All right, first stop, Westminster Abbey. (Joey folds out his "pop-up" map of London. All of the major landmarks pop-up like in a pop-up book.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Monica: I told you you were a bath person! Hey, when you get out, maybe I can give you a facial!

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

Ross: Huh. That’s a really pretty name for-for an industrial solvent.

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Phoebe is walking up and notices a car that is parked half on the curb and right in front of the door, making it difficult for people to enter Central Perk.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 16

Chandler: Well, whatever it is, I hope it involves winking. (Winks in a spy-type manner.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Janice: Oh, I’m sorry honey, I’m so, so, (nasally) haaaaa! I’m so, so sorry, I just (nasally) haaaaaa! But I, oh what happened was, I-I-I can’t breathe. Can you get me a bag, or something?

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Rachel: Wow, a Swedish massage from a real Swedish person. (Puts her head in the hole and Phoebe enters)

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, a post-coital Monica and Chandler are recovering on the couch.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 17

Phoebe: (sees the table) Ooh, what a great table! Where-where did you get it?

"Friends", season 6, episode 11

Phoebe: So, here you are. It seems like yesterday I was talking to you in that little petri dish. Everyone said labor was the hardest thing I'd ever have to do, but they were wrong this is. Oh, I had the most fun with you guys! I wish I could take you home and see you everyday. Okay, I'll settle for being your favorite Aunt. I know Alice's sister has a pool, but you lived in me. Okay, so we're cool. Yeah, we're gonna be great. Little high fives! (Imitates the high fives.) Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! (One of the babies begins to cry.) Well, if you're gonna cry. (She starts crying.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Cashier: I can tell you work out. (Ross is please and Rachel looks at him confused.) A paleontologist who works out, you’re like Indiana Jones. (Rachel has a disbelieving look on her face.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Joey: Chandler is a complex fellow, one who is unlikely to take a wife.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Ross: (tries to be sexy too) Well that depends ... have you been a baaad gi .. (stops) no I can't.

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Mike: Oh she's my girlfriend. That's not just how we do it here. I got to get a break and when we come back we've got Kennethsinging "I touch myself"...I'm not here to judge!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Roger: I don't know. Maybe maybe low self-esteem, maybe maybe to compensate for overshadowing a sibling, maybe you...

"Friends", season 1, episode 13

Rachel: Oh, yeah! Real fun. (She makes a decision.) Y’know, this bra… Really, bothers me. (She starts taking off her bra.) Y’know, this used to be my bedroom. Yeah. A lot of memories in here, a lot of memories. If these walls could talk, y’know what they’d say? Wanna hear some memories? (She is now violently pulling on her bra in order to remove it, but it isn’t co-operating.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 16

Monica: (to the nurse) Hi, (tiny laugh) um, I'm gonna need a new set of (tiny laugh) these forms (tiny laugh).

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Ticket Counter Attendant: Are you travelling with a child?

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

JOEY: I'm afraid the situation is much worse than we expected. Your sister is suffering from a..subcranial hematoma. Perhaps we can discuss this over coffee.

"Friends", season 2, episode 11

Rachel: (Is embarrassed for a moment, but it quickly passes) Well, now I don't have to. (The man leaves instantly)

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Gate attendant #2: I'm sorry, you cannot go any further without a boarding pass.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: This was just a drunken mistake and I need to get it annulled.

"Friends", season 6, episode 2

Mrs. Green: You can’t leave a baby alone!

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Ross: Y'know what, y'know what, I’m-I’m not the one that wanted that, that break, okay. You’re the one that bailed on us. You’re the one that, that ran when things got just a little rough!

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

Phoebe: Joey's having a party and he wasn't gonna invite us?

"Friends", season 9, episode 20

Phoebe: Yeah. Well, uhm... listen he was supposed to get a weekend furlough, so he'd come to the wedding tomorrow, but he just called and... uhm... well, apparently stabbing Iceman in the exercise yard just couldn't wait till Monday.

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Monica about to have a heart attack: Okay, listen I know you're having a little bit of a family crisis, but you don't have to take it out on the plates. I mean, I mean in fact I think that everyone should cut their food like this.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Chandler: I tried, but apparantly singing "I will survive" in a helium voice - not helping.

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

Joey: Hey! How come my plate's less fancy then everyone else's? Do you not trust me with a fancy plate?

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Chandler:  You know he coulda gotten me a VCR, he coulda gotten me a set of golf clubs, but no, he has to get me the woman repeller!  The eyesore from the Liberace house of crap!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: Noo, (whispering) more like a notebook... Damn it! (next word appears: "blueprint") Oh, if I'm building an house, the plan isn't called the 'shmoo-print'... Can't say that either? Woha... hey... (the last word is "Football field" and there are 5 seconds left) In high school, I once had sex with a girl right in the middle of the...

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Chandler: (The room is filled with flowers and a floral print sheet on the bed.) Oh my God. What is th… it’s like a guy never lived in here. Look, you’ve got to be careful. This girl thing is dangerous. (Looking around the living room.) It’s spreading already.

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

Chandler: You know who else picked Rachel? Ross, and you know what else Ross did? He stole my joke. You know what? I’m going to get a joke journal. Y’know? And document the date and time of every single one of my jokes.

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

[Scene: Chandler's job, Chandler is typing data into his computer, he keeps typing even while taking a drink of coffee with one hand. One of his co-workers walks by.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Joey: Yeah, it must’ve fallen out a few blocks back. I just figured we hit a dog.

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

Chandler: Oh, listen. If this is about those prank memos, I had nothing to do with them. Really. Nothing at all. Really. (Chandler tries to hide a rubber chicken from the woman.) Nothing.

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Ross: Yes, it's a deadly but beautiful sport. (Does a karate chop, then does a little dance-type sway.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: (Giggling) Hmm-Hmm-Hmm. (Picking up a piece of bread and covering his mouth.) Me, neither. I’ve had a really good time too, you know. (Putting the bread down.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

Phoebe: Écoutez, je vais vous dire la vérité. C'est mon petit frère. Il est un peu retardé. (Translation: Listen, I will tell you the truth. He's my little bother. He's a bit retarded.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Rachel: Well, well, well, hop back in bucko, cause I got four sixes! (lays down cards) I won! I actually won! Oh my God! Y'know what? (collects chips) I think I'm gonna make a little Ross pile. (holds up a chip) I think that one was Ross's, and I think—oh—that one was Ross's. Yes! (Starts singing): Well, I have got your money, and you'll never see it...

"Friends", season 1, episode 18

MONICA: No, honey, in a wonderful way. You know what you want now. Most guys don't even have a clue. You are ready to take risks, you are ready to be vulnerable, and intimate with someone.

"Friends", season 2, episode 3

Chandler: Maybe. Unless they're like two people who have lived in apartments next to each other for years, and then one day they're pushed through a vagina and they meet.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

MONICA: Ya know, my party is fun. I mean, maybe it's a little quieter, less obvious sorta fun but, you know, if people would just give it a chance... [volleyball hits her in the head from behind]

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

Rachel: There, well, see? Barry wouldn't even kiss me on a miniature golf course.

"Friends", season 1, episode 7

Joey: (clinks his glass) I’d like to propose a toast. To Monica and Chandler, the greatest couple in the world. And my best friends. Now, my when I first found out they were getting married I was, I was a little angry. I was like, (overly angry) "Why God? Why? How can you take them away from me?!" But then I thought back over all our memories together, some happy memories. (Does a fake laugh.) And-and there was some sad memories. (Starts to break down and cry.) I’m sorry. And-and some scared memories—Whoa! (He jumps back, startled.) Eh? And then, and then I realized I’ll always be their friend, their friend who can speak in many dialects and has training in stage combat and is willing to do partial nudity. (Starts to walk away, but realizes something.) Oh! To the happy couple!

"Friends", season 8, episode 1

Cliff: Wow! I usually get to know a girl a little better before I let her spoon me.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey: Ooh. (Notices the pizza, grabs a slice, and takes a bite.) So umm, I was talkin’ to Ross and he said you were looking for a new place.

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

(He holds up a white poster with huge red letters. It reads, "Welcome Home Baby." There is also a huge red stain on the left of the poster.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

ROSS: Hey, Rach, you know what? I think, I think I know what'll make you feel better. How 'bout you make a list about me. RACHEL: Wha... forget it Ross, no, I am not gonna stand here and make a list of. . . ROSS: C'mon Rachel. RACHEL: OK, you're whiney, you are, you're obsessive, you are insecure, you're, you're gutless, you know, you don't ever, you don't just sort of seize the day, you know. You like me for what, a year, you didn't do anything about it. And, uh, oh, you wear too much of that gel in your hair. ROSS: See there, you uhh, alright, ya, you did what I said. RACHEL: Yeah, and you know what? You're right, I do feel better, thank you Ross. [she walks off and Ross puts his hand to his hair] [Scene: Back at Phoebe's. She is on the phone] PHOEBE: Yeah, um, in Albany, can I have the number of Frank Buffay. . . OK, um, in Ithica. . . alright, um, Saratoga. . . Oneonta. Alright, you know what, you shouldn't call youself information. [hangs up] [Phoebe's grandmother enters] GRANDMOTHER: Hey. PHOEBE: Hello grandma, if that is in fact your real name. GRANDMOTHER: C'mon now Phoe, don't still be mad at me. How's it going? PHOEBE: Well, not so good. Upstate's pretty big, he's pretty small, you do the math. GRANDMOTHER: Well, I think you're better off without him. Oh honey, I know he's your daddy but, but to me he's still the irresponsible creep who knocked up your mom and stole her Gremlin. PHOEBE: No I just, just wanted to know who he was, ya know. GRANDMOTHER: I know. OK, I wasn't completely honest with you when I told you that, uh, I didn't know exactly where he lived. PHOEBE: Whattaya mean? GRANDMOTHER: He lives at 74 Laurel Drive in Middletown. If you hit the Dairy Queen, you've gone too far. You can take my cab. PHOEBE: Wow. Thank you. GRANDMOTHER: Now, remember, nobody else drives that cab. PHOEBE: Uh-huh, got it. Ooh, I'm gonna see my dad. Wish me luck, Grandpa! [blows a kiss to a picture of Einstein]

"Friends", season 2, episode 9

Monica: Level 1 alert. I repeat, level 1. This is not a drill. Okay we've got a situation. The minister just called. He's snowed in. He can't make it.

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Joey: A handsome man enters. (Playing the part of the handsome man.) Hey! How's it going guys? I don't know what you two were talking about, but I'd like to say thanks to both of you. You, (Ross) you wouldn't let me give up on myself, and you (Chandler) well you co-created Fireball. The end.

"Friends", season 5, episode 10

Ross: Why no, it’s the opposite of weird. It’s-it’s uh, regular. It’s-it’s uh, it’s mundane. It’s actually uh, a little dull.

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

JOEY: What? You think I'm too dumb to understand that a husband needs to be with his wife?� Huh?� Do you think I'm like, "Duh."� (He strikes himself in the head with the bat.� He stands dazed for a moment.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 9

Phoebe: No. No, I won’t. But I should tell you this, this exact same thing happened to my roommate Denise. She moved in with a guy who was secretly married to her and he said he didn’t love her, but he really did, and it just blew up! And that’s how she ended up living with me! (Ross looks at her.) (Pause) Okay, that’s a lie.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Monica: Thank you!(she looks at the 3rd customer waiting for a compliment) You haven't said anything...

"Friends", season 9, episode 19

Ross: Well, I do! Why don't we go back to my place, light a couple of candles, break open a box of Cinnamon Fruit Toasties, uh...

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Monica: Okay, we're gonna start in the kitchen. Plates get put into plate protectors and stacked ten to a box. The silverware gets bundled in rubber bands and then bubble wrapped. Got it?

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is reading a book as Rachel returns.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

Phoebe: Then he comes over! (Mimicking him) "I’m so worried about you." Uck! Be a man!

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Monica: (hands Chandler a bag) Chandler, here you go, got your traditional Thanksgiving feast, you got your tomato soup, your grilled cheese fixin's, and your family size bag of Funyuns.

"Friends", season 1, episode 9

Monica: She has a better chance of sprouting wings and flying up your nose than you do of not making fun of us.

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: Pheebs, why would you want to operate a drill press?

"Friends", season 1, episode 22

Erica: Well, there is a chance it's another guy. I mean, I have only ever been with two guys, but they sorta overlapped.

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

(Joey makes a frustrated face and noise and walks away. He knocks on the next door and it's answered by an old man.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 17

Big Nosed Rachel: Guess what?! All that stuff about Nancy Branson being a slut was all a rumor so Chip dumped her and he wants to come over to my house tonight!

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Ross: I know! Anyway, they asked me to be a guest lecturer! I mean it’s temporary, but uh, if they like me it could lead to a full time job. How great would that look great on a mailbox, huh? "Professor Geller."

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

Phoebe: Is it a meatball sub?

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

(Rachel steps in a patch of mud)

"Friends", season 1, episode 8

Erica: (To Chandler) We had a good time. By the way, I wanted to ask you something. It would really mean a lot to me, if the baby was a boy, that you name him after my father, Jiminy Billy Bob (Monica smiles at Chandler and his he looks shocked and scared, getting no support from his wife)

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Joey: Oh, oh! Any chance any of this happened in a "Galaxy far, far away"? (Ross turns aroud and glares at him. Joey and Rachel decide to leave).

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Chandler: Now that's so funny, because last Christmas I got the gift of space. We should get them together and make a continuum.

"Friends", season 5, episode 6

CHANDLER: (on pay phone) Come on, pick up, pick up! Hello? Transit Authority? Yes, hello. I'm doing research for a book, and I was wondering what someone might do if they left a baby on a city bus. Yes I do realize that would be a very stupid charact er.

"Friends", season 2, episode 6

CHANDLER: It's a traditional Mexican custard dessert...Look talk to Monica, she's on the food committee.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

Monica: Two guys in one night? Wow, I thought she became a slut after she got her nose fixed.

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Frank: Yeah, and they-and they say that our-that our only chance to have a baby is that if they take my sperm, her egg and put it together in a dish and then put it into another girl. So we were wondering if you could be the girl that we could put it into.

"Friends", season 4, episode 11

Joey: Oh, I'd love too, but I got acting class. But y'know what? I guess I can blow that off, (In a sexy voice) for you.

"Friends", season 5, episode 16

Emily: Liam, do me a favour. Tell the lads to go easy on Ross, it’s his first time.

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

Phoebe: you know maybe this is a wake up call, about your whole dating attitude. Your in your thirty's and you've never had a serious relationship and you have never been in a long term relationship, here you go from woman to woman, meaningless experience to meaningless experience never even worrying that it doesn't tern into anything serious.

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

Ross: (on the phone) Hi, this is Ross Geller in suite 206. It seems you forgot a couple of things. Could you have some complimentary toiletries sent up to my room? (pause) Thank you! Ok. Toothbrush, toothpaste, razor, mouthwash, deodorant, dental floss, band aids, shaving cream, after shave... and I feel like I am forgetting something... Is there anything else you have that I haven't asked for already? (pause) Yeah, go ahead, send up some tampons.

"Friends", season 9, episode 19

Chandler: Okay, so we’ve established my name, and hit me. But theoretically y'know, I mean say we weren’t friends, say it’s a blind date. I show up at your door, and I’m like (in a fake voice) “Hey, nice to meet, ya. Hey, oh-hey.”

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Joey: Alright alright. You're a monkey. You're loose in the city. Where do you go?

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Woman: Wow, so your child is a big fan of the Waldo books too?

"Friends", season 9, episode 3

Conan: It was a little game. Yeah, with an electric buzzer.

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

Joey: Whoa-ho-ho! (He looks at Chandler, who gives him a ‘come on’ look.) Yeah, okay.

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

Monica: Chandler, relax it’s not a contest. (To Rachel) Certainly not a close one.

"Friends", season 7, episode 20

Joey: Uh-huh look, the only reason I can over here was to settle things between us! Okay? You’ve done a lot for me and my career, I wanted to pay you back so I took you to the premiere but you missed it! Okay, so how much do I owe you?

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

(Ross continues to climb down. He puts his other foot further down on Joey’s torso, but that doesn’t work very well and he’s forced to wrap his legs around Joey. Which then forces Joey to get a nice and close view of Ross’s crotch.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Monica: Okay Ben, why don't you come open some more presents, and Santa, the Armadillo, and I have a little talk in the kitchen? There's a sentence, I never thought I'd say.

"Friends", season 7, episode 10

Janine: No no no no, it’s potpourri. You’re supposed to smell it. (Joey takes a big whiff of the potpourri.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

Joey: All right, All right, let's just get this out in the open okay? You're hot. I'm lovable. Clearly there's a vibe going on between us. But, we're roommates and it's a huge mistake for us to continue down this road.

"Friends", season 6, episode 7

Monica: Chandler, for so long I…I wondered if I would ever find my prince, my soul mate. Then three years ago, at another wedding I turned to a friend for comfort. And in stead, I found everything that I’d ever been looking for my whole life. And now…here we are…with our future before us…and I only want to spend it with you, my prince, my soul mate, my friend. Unless you don’t want to. You go!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: Well, I'm just—if the paste matches the pants, you can make yourself a pair of paste pants and she won't know the difference!

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Monica: Sorry! I'm just—I'm not very good at this! I'm a terrible liar and I hate having to lie to Rachel!

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Chandler: If I was a superhero who could fly and be invisible, that would be the best.

"Friends", season 3, episode 7

(He starts. And well, Celebration was never meant to be played on the bagpipe, so even the best bag pipe players in the world would have trouble with that particular song. So of course, for a beginner like Ross, it sounds absolutely dreadful. The assembled audience minus Phoebe, are horrified. Phoebe, immune to bad music, seems to enjoy it.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is sitting reading a book and hears the bed in Joey's room creaking, and does a 'Oh no, not again' look on his face.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 3

(I think one of the grips walk up to Joey, mainly because there's a credit for The Grip. What the heck is a grip anyway?!)

"Friends", season 5, episode 22