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'A' in a movie sentence | examples for 'A' from movies

(Joey and Ross enter. Phoebe and Mike are sitting on the couch, reading a magazine.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Chandler: It was pretty simple actually, I came up with a couple of cost-cutting solutions, wrote out a list and Monica told me to go to hell.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Ross: There's no way around it Pheebs, you just gonna have to accept the fact that this is gonna cost you a lot of money.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Mike: I heard that weddings are like a 40 billion dollar a year industry.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Ross: No, no, no. The next time it's gonna be a Hawaii at sunset. [pause] But maybe the time after that!

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Joey: Hey, is this person who decides whether or not you... get a baby?

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Joey: Hey, maybe I should stop by! She could be a soap opera fan! It's very impressive when the little people know a celebrity.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Monica: Ok, so there's not a magazine under the couch, or a pack of cigarettes taped to the back of the toilet tank, or a filthy video in the VCR?

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Phoebe: Yes. We're here to make a rather sizeable donation to the children.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Phoebe: Well, I think you're gonna appreciate it the crap out of this one (she gives him a check)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Phoebe: Oh, look! And we get these free t-shirts! (she takes a t-shirt which was on the counter)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Rachel: Hi! Emma will be up in a minute!

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Ross: There was one! She's it! All the rest look like they should live under a bridge!

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Rachel: (upset) All right, well, if you must know... I had a traumatic... swing incident... when I was little.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Rachel: Yes, I was 4 years old and I was on the swing and then all of a sudden my hair got tangled in the chain. And to get me out my mom had to-had to cut a big chunk of my hair! (crying) And it was uneven for weeks!

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Rachel: Irrational, huh? All right, well, I’ll remember that the next time you freak out about a spider in your apartment!

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Monica: We’re waiting for the adoption lady, but, hey, I’m glad you’re here. I was cleaning this morning and I found this (she puts a box on the table and opens it). I don’t know if you wanna use it, but…

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Phoebe: Awe, this is so sweet of you! But you know what? I won’t be needing a veil, I actually won’t be wearing a dress at all!

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Monica: I told you! I am not coming to a naked wedding!

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Phoebe: No, no, no, we’re not having a big reception, we took the money we were gonna spend on a wedding and we donate them to the children charity.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Phoebe: We, you know, we’re different! We don’t care about having a huge party. (She picks up the veil) This is really nice for you, but, oh, please, I put this on? (she puts it on) And, ow, I look (she looks her reflex image on a toaster), why, well, radiant. (pause) All right, well, who cares, I don’t need a pretty veil and a fancy dress.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Monica: That’s right. You’re making a commitment and that’s the same, whether you do that at the Plaza or, where are you gonna do it?

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Phoebe: It’s ok, it’s ok. I made my decision. What I really want is a great big wedding (she covers her mouth)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Rachel: Awe! (Emma laughs) Oh my God! Looks, she’s a little dare-devil! Oh, let me push, can I push?

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Ross: Ok! (he takes the camera and walks backwards to take a shot) See? Scared of swings, I bet you feel pretty silly (a swinging boy knocks him down) Ow!

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Phoebe: Yeah. See, that money was for a big wedding, that we thought we didn’t want, but it turns out we do.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Charity guy: Hey, it’s not my business, (he takes their check from a drawer) besides it’s probably a good thing. We really would have been spoiling the children, all those food, and warm clothing…

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Phoebe: Hey, that’s not fair! A person’s wedding is important! And especially to me! Ok? I didn’t have a graduation party! And I didn’t go to Prom. And I spent my sweet sixteen being chased round a tire yard by an escaped mental patient who is his own words wanted to “kill me” or whatever. So I deserve a real celebration and I am not gonna let some sweaty little man make me feel badly about it.( She storms out)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Chandler: Oh, because we love kids. Love ‘em to death.Well, not actually to death, that's just a figure of speech - we love kids the appropriate amount... as allowed by law.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Monica: Ah, thank you. This building does have a wholesome family feel to it.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Monica: Is that that couple on the first floor? Because we should get a baby before them. Yeah! That guy tried to sell me drugs. (Laura looks shocked)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Laura: Oh, it's nothing. I went on a date with a guy who lived in this building and it didn't end very well.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Laura: Yeah, we had a really great night and in the morning he promised he would call me and he didn't.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Joey: (form the other side of the door) Hellooo? Anybody in there order a celebrity? (He starts to enter the apartment and Chandler runs to the door and shuts it back in his face) OW!

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Ross: SON OF A BITCH! (turns to his right to see three kids staring at him) (To the kids) Oh relax! I didn't say the 'F' word! (They go away)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Rachel: If you hold a spider.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Rachel: IF you hold a spider.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Chandler: Oh yeah! He has a caretaker. His older brother... Ernie.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Mike: Well, hey, at least you're getting a proper wedding. I mean, you really deserve that.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Phoebe: Yeah, I really do. You know, I had nothing growing up. (thinks for a few seconds) Just like the kids I took the money from.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Phoebe: Look, I can't have a wedding with this money now. It's tainted.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Phoebe: And if that guy at the charity gives us a hard time, my friend hasn't shot anyone in a really long time.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Laura: Well, I must say, this seems like a lovely environment to raise a child in.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

(Joey enters through the side window and jogs towards the kitchen holding a baseball bat)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Chandler: We don't have a code word.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Joey: Really? Think about it. Come on! You're a beautiful woman, smart, funny, we had a really good time, huh? If I had your number, why wouldn't I call you?

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Joey: (acting sad) NO! I waited a long time, I can't wait anymore... (and closes the door behind him)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Charity guy: Yeah... And I'm giving it back to you... Come on! Consider it a contribution. (gives the check to Phoebe)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Charity guy: Please, take the check, go have a great wedding and a wonderful life together.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Mike: Well, I mean... It sounds good to me. And that way we can save up, come back in a few years and make an even bigger donation.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Monica: It was Laura... She gave us a great report and we are officially on the waiting list.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Monica: Now we just have to wait for a call and... and someone tells us there's a baby waiting for us. Oh...

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

(Chandler and Monica hug and after a while the telephone rings again... Monica's eyes get bigger. Chandler answers.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Rachel: Ok... I got a spider. There were two, I picked the bigger one.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Ross: (Gasps and speaks at a higher pitch) This feels perfectly normal. Ok, get on the swing!

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Ross: Well... (realizes, screaming like a little girl, trying to get rid of the spider) Whaa... aaah... aaahhh...

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Joey: You're a dork.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Chandler: Oh, just hanging out, talkin’ about uh, websites. (Joey laughs.) Yeah, we saw this really interesting website about marriage and how totally unnecessary it is and how its just a way for the government to keep tabs on you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

RACHEL: (singing) "...marenge, thank you honey, and do the cha-cha. And while she like to be a star, Tony always tended bar. At the, wait, wait, everybody.."

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

Phoebe: Hi! Oh, Alice, hi! Thanks. I’m so glad you could come, ‘cause I’ve got a real umm, Home Ec emergency. (Points to the table cloth, which has a huge mustard stain on it.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Monica: I gotta make up the guest bedroom. (To Ross) Hey, Cousin Cassie is coming to stay with us a few days.

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Phoebe: oh I dunno I dunno, you know I mean I like him but am I ready to take my grade a loins off the meat market.

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

Monica: Nooo! (Giggles) Okay. (She tries to pull herself up by Rachel and Joey’s doorknob, but the door opens and she almost falls into the their apartment. She manages to catch herself.) Whoa! (Stands up, unsteadily) Okay. See I was, I was a little nervous about turning (whispering) thirty. (Giggles.) So the bus boys took me out for some drinks. (Pause) I wanna puke on you later!

"Friends", season 7, episode 14

The Interviewer: Now you’ll be heading a whole division, so you’ll have a lot of duties.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Joey: Maybe, maybe we did a good thing, helping Ross get back on his feet!

"Friends", season 5, episode 7

ROSS: Well, I uh, I can't seem to find the monkey I donated last year. He's a capuchan, answers to the name Marcel.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Monica: And-and-and if I die, from a long illness. And you’re writing out my eulogy and you open a desk drawer and you find a note from me that says, "I will always be with you," and you still can’t shed one tiny tear, I know you’ll be crying a river inside.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Rachel: This is such a great party! 35 years. Very impressive, do you guys have any pearls of wisdom?

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Parker: And I’m with you! What a great time to be alive! Look at this plate-bouncy thing. (Bounces the plates) What an inspired solution to man’s plate dispensing problems.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Joey: (entering) That’s my line! (He walks up the aisle and to the rabbi) I can take it from here, thanks. (To all) Dearly beloved, I’m sorry I’m a little late. You may be confused by this now, (He’s still in costume) but you won’t be Memorial Day weekend 2002. Well, let’s get started before the groom takes off again. Huh? (Monica is shocked and looks around.) We are gathered here today, to join this man and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony. I’ve known Monica and Chandler for a long time, and I can not imagine two people more perfect for each other. And now, as I’ve left my notes in my dressing room. We shall proceed to the vows. Monica?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

[Joey opens the door and sees Erica (Brooke Shields). Joey gets a huge smile and Chandler squeezed the dish soap in the air.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Ross: …so then President Steve told everyone that I was a cheapskate, and now the whole building hates me! A little kid spit on my knee! Y'know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna throw a party. That's right. For everyone in the building, and I'm gonna sit them down and explain to them, I am not a bad guy. I am not a cheap guy! I'm just a guy who-who stands up for what he believes in. A man with principles.

"Friends", season 5, episode 15

Chandler: (sings in a helium voice) First I was afraid, I was petrified (very happy)

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

Chandler: She's right, it's Jill. Jill Goodacre. Oh my God. I am trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre! (pause) Is it a vestibule? Maybe it's an atrium. Oh, yeah, that is the part to focus on, you idiot!

"Friends", season 1, episode 7

Joey: (Unimpressed) A book? (Suddenly interested) Is it like a book that's also a safe?

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Joey: Hey, I don't need violence to enjoy a movie. Just so long as there's a little nudity.

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Joey: (looking out the window) Ewww! Ugly Naked Guy is using his new hammock. It’s like a Play-Doo Fat Factory.

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Phoebe: You ask us to find you a guy and you come traipsing in here with your own!

"Friends", season 6, episode 19

Chandler: I know that one! ...No, that's Popes into a Volkswagen.

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

[Cut to his bedroom, Ross is listening at the door as Paul opens the door, trapping Ross behind it. With Paul’s back turned Ross coils up like a snake and slitters underneath the bed.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Ross: Well I, close your eyes, I just think you’re gonna like this a little better, ‘cause, close-close... (He gets some more on the brush)

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

[Scene: A Doctor's Office, Ross is having his thing looked at by Dr. Rhodes.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Monica: Hey Joey, Chandler sold a story to Archie Comics!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Pathetic mess? I know, but—come on, man, she's needy, she's vulnerable. I'm thinkin', cha-ching! (Rachel throws a roll at Joey. He picks it up and eats it.) Thanks. Look, you have not been out with a woman since Janice. You're doin' this.

"Friends", season 1, episode 14

Joey: And you got a 'hate' from that?! Your taking a big leap there...

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

Chandler: (leans in and takes a sniff of Joey's sandwich) Wow! That sandwich really does smell good.

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Rachel: Well, wait a minute! The puss is good! It means it's healing! (Runs after him.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 22

Chandler: It's "Ride of the Valkyries" from "Apocalypse Now"... See, here's the thing: The corn rose were really a solution to your frizzy hair problem. And now that we're home, we don't have that problem anymore, so if you think about it... I hate them!

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Joey: Hey! How is New England not a state? Huh? They have a sports-team!

"Friends", season 7, episode 8

Ross: Wait a minute, the house was built on radioactive waste, and an ancient Indian burial ground? That would never happen.

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Rachel: No, it's just... look, you know, when I first moved to the city I was a lot like her! I was spoiled, self-centered and you guys really took care of me.

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

CHANDLER: Right now, right here. Don't ya think we're in kind of a public plaaaa [Susie grabs him under the table] They do have the shrimp.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Phoebe: Well, it’s a long story. It’s kind of embarrassing. Let’s just say there was a typographical error with a sex manual. (The guy laughs.) How about you?

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

RACHEL: Look you guys, I have to go, I'm the Maid-of-Honor. And besides you know what I just need to be in a room again with these people and feel good about myself.

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

(And with that, an era ends as Chandler moves in with Monica as Rachel moves in with Phoebe. It ‘tis a sad and happy time for Friends.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Rachel: (on phone) Hi, Mindy. Hi, it-it's Rachel. Yeah, I'm fine. I-I saw Barry today. Oh, yeah, yeah he-he told me. No, no, it's okay. I hope you two are very happy, I really do. Oh, oh, and Mind, y'know, if-if everything works out, and you guys end up getting married and having kids- and everything- I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose. (Slams the phone down.) (To everyone) Okay, I know it was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now.

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Phoebe: Can I get you something to drink? Like a water and Valium?

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

LIPSON: Hi, Dean Lipson, zoo administrator. I was told you had a question.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Monica: He called the Long Island Expressway a concrete miracle.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Joey: I do. There’s uh, let’s see, Guy With a Mustache, Smokes-A-Lot Lady, Some Kids I’ve Seen, and A Red-haired Guy Who Does Not Like To Be Called Rusty.

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

Monica: Well, an-anyway, I just—that night meant a lot to me, I guess I’m just trying to say thanks.

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Rachel: It was like this crazy-eyed, hairy beast man! He was like a, like a bigfoot or a yeti or something!

"Friends", season 5, episode 6

Monica: (running over to stop Rachel) Hey Rach, the tampons here are only a penny. Let’s stock up. (takes her into the bathroom)

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Ross: Wait a minute, does-does everyone feel this way?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Conan: You uh, you’ve worked with—They always say a performer should never work with pets or children.

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

Phoebe: Okay, umm, question 2) Umm, did that marriage end A. Happily, B. Medium, or C. In the total abandonment of her and her two children?

"Friends", season 5, episode 13

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party. So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Monica: Maybe. Joey: Wait. Your 'not a real date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Carol? I was just wondering if Joey could ask you a question about breast-feeding?

"Friends", season 2, episode 2

Ross: Look, I-I know how miserable you are, I wish there was something I can do. I mean I wish I were a seahorse. (She glares at him) Because with seahorses it’s the male, they carry the babies. And then also umm, I’d be far away in the sea. (He sits back down.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Monica: (as Rachel) Um, okay. You just called a little while ago about needing a signature on the admissions form. Well, it turns out we need a whole new one (little laugh) because uh, you see, I-I, I put the wrong name again. (Little laugh) 'cause um...

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Monica: Right. Till I bought a blow dryer, then I was shunned.

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

Joey: Alrightalrightalright. (Kisses him. Ross takes a photo) There.

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

Rachel: I’m funny? Oh thank God! Well hey, I’ve got a ton of these! Umm, oh hear—Do you want a good one? Here’s a good one. Umm, you uh, you take a quarter, take a quarter and, and you blacken the edge. Right? (Does so.) And then you say to person, I bet you can’t roll this quarter from your forehead to your chin without it leaving your face. And then when they do it, they’re left with a big black pencil line right down the center of their face.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

(Chandler gives him a round of mock applause.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 7

MONICA: Yes. I hated you. I mean I, I, loved you in a 'you're my brother so I have to' kind of way, but basically, yeah, I hated your guts.

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

PHOEBE: Oh no, you're not supposed to be here. This is the staging area, you should, it's all wrong, you should leave, ya know, get out. [opens the door, the guys are right there] Or perhaps you'd like a creme d'menthe.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

Rachel: Oh, y’know I'm not that much of a sweet tooth. I—(Chandler puts a forkful of the cheesecake in her mouth.)—Wow. My God, so creamy. Oh my God, this is the best cheesecake I have ever had. Where did you get this? (She reaches over to look at the label on the box.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Stanley: Eh, worth a shot. (Gets into his car.) Look Joey, let me know where you're staying, okay? (The car peels away.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 22

Rachel: Cecilia Monroe man, what a great actress.

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Chandler: What are you, stop naming dwarves! (on phone) Hello, Janice. Hi, I'm so glad that you called, I know I've been acting a really weird lately. And, it's just because I'm crazy about you, and I just got...stupid, and, and scared, and....stupid a couple of more times. I'm sorry. (listens) Really?! (listens) Really?!

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is getting some coffee as Joey enters. He's looking a little puffy, but that's probably from the large number of different color sweaters he's wearing.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 15

Joey: Only if you think it’s better than this... (holds up an aerosol can) snow-in-a-can!! I got it at work. Mon, you want me to decorate the window, give it a kind of Christmas lookie.

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

David: Oh, certainly. That's a combination of Bernoulli's principle and Newton's third law of motion.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Chandler: Will you marry me? Will you marry me? (Makes like a gun with his fingers.) Hey, you marry me! (He gives up as Joey, Rachel, Phoebe, and Ross slink in all excited.) What’s going on little elves?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: (sees her foot is in a slush puddle) Op, foot in a puddle, foot all in a puddle.

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Don: Well if you where ever enter the Loire valley let me know, I’ve got a great little villa you can stay at.

"Friends", season 8, episode 16

(Dr. Geller, the man with the Ph.D. in Paleontology, is trying to find a place to hide, but this supposedly intelligent man in the hands of clich�d scriptwriters runs around with his pants down around his ankles like one of the Three Stooges.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Ross: Give daddy the Barbi! Ben, give, give me the Barbi. Okay, how 'bout, don't you want to play with the monster truck? (makes a monster truck sound) No. Okay, oh, oh, how about a Dino-soilder? (squawks like a dinosaur)

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

PHOEBE: And they were serving franks which is his first name minus the s at the end. And there was a rotisserie with spinning chicken.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Ross: Oh-oh, you’re-you’re fellow scholars. What exactly were you looking for, hmm? Perhaps, (Grabs a book from the shelf behind him) perhaps Dr. Chester Stock’s musings on the Smiledon Californicus?

"Friends", season 7, episode 7

Male Jeweler: This ring is from the 1920s, it’s a one and a half carat diamond with sapphires on either side.

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Mr. Geller: I understand completely, there’s nothing more horrifying than embarrassing yourself in front of your in-laws. As a matter of fact, when I started dating Judy I was unemployed, and her father asked me what I did for a living and I told him I was a lawyer.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler’s bachelor party has begun, what there is of it, with only Joey (wearing a gold paper top hat) and Chandler (wearing what appears to be a Burger King paper crown) enjoying a nice product placement of Budweisers on ice.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

Phoebe: Yeah, I like Vince a lot, y'know? But, it’s just Jason’s so sensitive, y'know? And in the long run, I think sensitive it’s just better than having just like a really, really, really nice (pause) butt. (Her eyes glaze over thinking about the butt.) (pause) Jason! Definitely Jason! Okay, wish me luck!

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

MONICA: Ok, it is definitely less than a ballpark.

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Joey and Chandler are giving out their Christmas presents out of a cardboard box from a case of motor oil.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 9

Ross: (disinterested) Hey-yeah. (He hurries up to the counter.) Hey Gunther, can I have a scone please? (To the gang.) Wanna hear some good news? Someone I know is getting married! Yeah! And weddings are happy occasions! Oh, by-the-by it's my ex-wife Emily!

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, first season, Monica is making a giant sub-sandwich and is talking to Rachel. I think it’s The One With Fake Monica.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

Chandler: It doesn’t matter because nothing beats a three and a six. That my friend is D-Cup. Okay, now much have you won so far?

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Rachel: Yeah, it's kinda like a 'good luck on your first day' sort of thing. (to Phoebe) Is this actually a lunchbox?

"Friends", season 3, episode 12

(Yep, it’s a little gold loop.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 19

Rachel: (Gasps) That cute waiter guy from your restaurant, the one that looks like a non-threatening Ray Liotta?

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Ross: (Using a slightly different inflection for each.) I do. I do. I do.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Joey: Hey little buddy, how are you feeling? (The duck does not get sick and Joey recoils in horror and heads for the couch.) What the hell is in that face cream? (He’s about to try out the couch but notices the bed in Rachel’s room. He walks into her room and feels the bed.) That’s so soft. (He pulls back the comforter.) Pillowcases! (He climbs in and groans in delight. Suddenly, he feels something under him and pulls out a little beat up paperback book. He opens it and starts to read from it.) (In his head.) Zelda looked at the chimney sweep. Her father, the vicar…(Stops reading and thinks.) The vicar? (Continues reading) …wouldn’t be home for hours. Her loins were burning. She threw caution to the wind and reached out and grabbed his…(Out loud.) Whoa! (Reads on in silence.) Whoa-ho-ho-ho! This is a dirty book! (Continues to read.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 2

Ross: Oh, okay, y’know what this is? This is a difference of opinion. And when that happens in a marriage...

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

Chandler: All right Joey, be nice.  So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian...

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Monica: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., "I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." was what?  A wrong number?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

(They go to hug but Ross's umbrella opens.  He sits back down defeated again.  A moment of silence follows as Rachel sits and the others expect her to explain.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1