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'A' in a movie sentence | examples for 'A' from movies

Joey: I can't believe it. When you guys come back, you're gonna have a baby! That is so weird!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Monica: She's only a couple of months pregnant. She liked our application but who knows if she's gonna like us.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Monica: And a lot could still get in our way.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: I can develop a condition in which I talk and talk and no one hears a word.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Monica: You know, I know that things could still go wrong but if they don't? If this works out, we're gonna have a baby Chandler, a baby!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Monica: Oh my God, it's gonna WORK! We're gonna make it work! I'm gonna be a mummy and (to Chandler) you're gonna be a daddy! All right, I'll see you suckers. I'm gonna get me... A BABY! {she leaves)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: Oh, screw it, I'm gonna be a daddy!!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe's speaking to a girl.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: Ok, I may not have treated your friends well in the past, but I have grown up a lot, really. Honest, Rach?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: (he takes a baby blue beret out of a shopping box and puts it on) How does this look?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Rachel: Well, it's a little low... pick up a little... (Ross picks it up) a little bit more... (he picks it up again) a little bit more... (he takes it off) There you go! (pause) Now throw it away!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Rachel: Ross, please, trust me. I buy 30 fashion magazines a month. Now, I don't know who's running for president or who that... NATO guy is, but I do know that you have to get as far away as you can from that hat.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

[Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. Monica and Chandler are entering with a man.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Agency guy: Please, make yourself comfortable and I will back in a moment with Erica.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Erica: You're kidding me? I mean, it's enough that you are a doctor. But on top of it, you're married to a reverend?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Phoebe: Oh, my friend Sarah had a great time last night.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: Oh, really? You know what your great friend did? We're out to dinner, ok? (he starts talking about the date and we can see what happened through a flashback video) We're getting along, having a really nice time. I was thinking she was really cool. And then, out of nowhere...

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(Sarah picks up some fries from Joey’s plate and Joey looks very angry. Then we’re back to Central Perk and Joey does a you-see-what-I-mean look to Phoebe)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: Hey, hey, look! It’s not about a few fries... it’s about what the fries represent.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Phoebe: I’m sorry, I can’t believe I set you up with such a MONSTER!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: Hey, hey, hey, hey. Look. I take a girl out, she can order whatever she wants! The more, the better! All right? Just don’t order a Garden salad and then eat my food! That’s a good way to lose some fingers!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Phoebe: Joey and my friend were out last night and having dinner and she reaches over and takes a few of his fries...

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Rachel: Oh, yeah. Joey doesn’t share food. I mean, just last week we were having breakfast and he had a couple of grapes on his plate and ...

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Phoebe: (to Joey) You wouldn’t let her have a grape?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: (mad and pointing a finger to himself) JOEY DOESN’T SHARE FOOD!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Phoebe: Well, I still think that it’s a stupid reason not to call someone again. You are calling her! And if you need to, just get an extra plate of fries for the table!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: (he thinks a little, considering the option and seems to be quite satisfied) I like that! A sharing buffer! Yeah! I’ll order some extra fries! Maybe a plate of onion rings. Yeah. And a shrimp cocktail. And some buffalo wings. Maybe an individual pizza, uh? And some mozzarella sticks. (he looks absorbed in his food thoughts) What were we talking about?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

[Scene: A clothes store. Ross and Phoebe are shopping]

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(Rachel arrives with a lot of clothes)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: Rach, come on, I’m not gonna wear any of this! (he picks up a shirt) Nothing silver. (Rachel sighs). Ok? Nothing with hair! (Rachel sighs again) And nothing with padlocks on it! (Rachel heaves a long disappointing sigh).

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Rachel: Ross, look, I know that some of this stuff is out there, but I mean, come on, look at this, look at this sweater! (she picks up a blue sweater). I mean, this is just beautiful!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: Both logic and math are taking a serious hit today.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Phoebe (walking to Ross carrying a black leather jacket): Hey, check this out! It’s totally you!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: Actually this looks like pretty good! Yeah!(he turns and watches his back and there’s a sign on the back of the jacket, “boys will be boys”) Boys will be boys?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Rachel: No, no, no, no! Ross, wait! Come on! You know, there’s other stuff. Here’s a nice shirt, look at these nice pants...

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Rachel: Yes, they will! You know what you should do? Just go take a walk, all right? I know your size and I’m... I’m gonna pick up some really good stuff for you.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: So, the fact that I am a doctor, and my wife’s a reverend, that’s important to you?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Erica: Yeah, I read some great applications, but then I thought “who better then a minister to raise a child!”

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: Plus I thought the baby would be in good hands with a doctor!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Monica: It says “Do it!”. And behold she did adopt onto them a baby. And it was good.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Erica: I was wondering you both have such serious jobs. (to Monica) Would you have time to take care of a baby and your flock?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Erica: (to Chandler) Being a doctor must take up a lot of time.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: Yeah, actually. So, you read a file that you liked and you gave the agency the serial number and they contacted us?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

[Scene: Ross walks into Central Perk, wearing a pink and white ladies shirt. Joey is on the couch]

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: (to Joey) So? What do you think? (Shows himself - Joey observes him with a strange look on his face.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: (not getting it) Yeah! Yeah! Rachel picked it out for me. She told me to trust her and you know what? I'm glad I did! I turned quite a few heads on my way over here.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: (now laughing a little) Dude, I really don't think you should be wearing that.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: Oh, I see, somebody is afraid of a little competition with the ladies?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: (looking a little agitated now) Looks like someone IS the ladies!!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: You're just jealous because you couldn't pull this off. Yeah, now if you'll excuse me (getting up and taking his coat) I have a date. (As he is walking out, everyone turns and stares at him) See? (To Joey) ALL eyes on ME!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: It's wrong. They made a mistake. They think we're somebody else.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Monica: Well, if you think about it, I am kind of like a Reverend. I mean, as a chef, I serve God, by feeing the hungry and poor. (looks very convinced about what she just said)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Monica: I mean, who knows how long it's gonna take for someone else to give us a baby? What if, what if no one ever picks us?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: Monica, I want a baby too, but this woman is giving away her child. She deserves to know who it's going to. Monica: (realizes Chandler is right. She's almost crying) okay, right. (They hug)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Monica: (sniffing) Maybe she will. Uh! Why couldn't I have been a Reverend?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

[Scene: A restaurant. Joey is on his date with Phoebe’s friend, Sarah. They are sitting opposite each other on a table for two. Their waiter approaches with two plates.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Waiter: A garden salad for the lady (sets the plate down)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: oh, I didn't know you liked French fries. Help yourself! What's mine is yours. (Sarah reaches over and takes a few fries)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(Sarah, is grinning and starts to reach over to Joey's plate to take a few clams)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Sarah: They are delicious (takes a few from the plate, puts one in her mouth and places the rest on her plate, then starts to reach over to Joey's platter again)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(Then she reaches over again and Joey moves his plate a little to the left, and she misses, then she reaches out again, and he moves his plate to the right , so she misses again. She tries a third time and this time, Joey pushes his plate so far to the left, it drops off the edge of the table)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Sarah: Fine, I'm sorry, I didn't think it was that big a deal.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: I'm sorry, I'm overreacting. Okay, It's just when it comes to food, I have certain rules, okay, I mean (bends down and with his plate and his hands, scrapes the dropped dinner back onto the plate and puts it back on the table) There are things you do..and you now, things.. (takes something from the plate and blows it a little) that you don't do (He takes a bite from it).

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(Sarah looks a little disgusted)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

[Scene: Ross and his date walk into a lobby. They are both wearing their jackets]

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Sarah: (laughing) No. If I can't have your clams, you can't have my dessert. This is a two way street.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: Why, just a tiny little...

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(He takes a little piece of Sarah's dessert. At first he doesn't think it's that special, but then...)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(Sarah enters the room again, and stops when she sees her dessert is missing. Joey has emptied her plate, and has a chocolate covered mouth, just like a kid.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Agency guy: So, these are the preliminary forms for an open adoption. There's a lot to go over, but I'll explain everything as we go through it.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Monica: (pointing to a picture on the table) I-Is... Is that a picture?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Erica: Yeah. It's a sonogram they took of the baby last week. I thought you might want to see it. (gives it to Monica, who looks at it for a long time, and then shows it to Chandler)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: The agency must have made some mistake. My wife is not a reverend and I'm not a doctor.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Monica: Well, we... (makes quotation signs in the air) "bore false witness"... See I could be a reverend.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Erica: I've nothing to say to you. (walks a few paces)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: You have every reason to be upset. We did lie. But only because we've been waiting and trying to have a baby for so long. Now we don't know how long it's gonna be before we can get another chance again.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: Erica, please. Just consider us. Ask them to see our file. Our last name's Bing. My wife's a chef and I'm in advertising.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: But you did like us. And you should. My wife's an incredible woman. She's loving and devoted and caring. And don't tell her I said this but the woman's always right... I love my wife more than anything in this world. And I... It kills me that I can't give her a baby... I really want a kid. And when that day finally comes, I'll learn how to be a good dad. But my wife... she's already there. She's a mother... without a baby... Please?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: Turns out this sweater is made for a woman.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: Yeah, and you know what? We could do a lot worse.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(they shake hands the way friends would. There's a muffin on the table, and Ross breaks off a piece and wants to put it in his mouth.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: You're a dork.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Chandler: Oh, just hanging out, talkin’ about uh, websites. (Joey laughs.) Yeah, we saw this really interesting website about marriage and how totally unnecessary it is and how its just a way for the government to keep tabs on you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

RACHEL: (singing) "...marenge, thank you honey, and do the cha-cha. And while she like to be a star, Tony always tended bar. At the, wait, wait, everybody.."

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

Phoebe: Hi! Oh, Alice, hi! Thanks. I’m so glad you could come, ‘cause I’ve got a real umm, Home Ec emergency. (Points to the table cloth, which has a huge mustard stain on it.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Monica: I gotta make up the guest bedroom. (To Ross) Hey, Cousin Cassie is coming to stay with us a few days.

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Phoebe: oh I dunno I dunno, you know I mean I like him but am I ready to take my grade a loins off the meat market.

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

Monica: Nooo! (Giggles) Okay. (She tries to pull herself up by Rachel and Joey’s doorknob, but the door opens and she almost falls into the their apartment. She manages to catch herself.) Whoa! (Stands up, unsteadily) Okay. See I was, I was a little nervous about turning (whispering) thirty. (Giggles.) So the bus boys took me out for some drinks. (Pause) I wanna puke on you later!

"Friends", season 7, episode 14

The Interviewer: Now you’ll be heading a whole division, so you’ll have a lot of duties.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Joey: Maybe, maybe we did a good thing, helping Ross get back on his feet!

"Friends", season 5, episode 7

ROSS: Well, I uh, I can't seem to find the monkey I donated last year. He's a capuchan, answers to the name Marcel.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Monica: And-and-and if I die, from a long illness. And you’re writing out my eulogy and you open a desk drawer and you find a note from me that says, "I will always be with you," and you still can’t shed one tiny tear, I know you’ll be crying a river inside.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Rachel: This is such a great party! 35 years. Very impressive, do you guys have any pearls of wisdom?

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Parker: And I’m with you! What a great time to be alive! Look at this plate-bouncy thing. (Bounces the plates) What an inspired solution to man’s plate dispensing problems.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Joey: (entering) That’s my line! (He walks up the aisle and to the rabbi) I can take it from here, thanks. (To all) Dearly beloved, I’m sorry I’m a little late. You may be confused by this now, (He’s still in costume) but you won’t be Memorial Day weekend 2002. Well, let’s get started before the groom takes off again. Huh? (Monica is shocked and looks around.) We are gathered here today, to join this man and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony. I’ve known Monica and Chandler for a long time, and I can not imagine two people more perfect for each other. And now, as I’ve left my notes in my dressing room. We shall proceed to the vows. Monica?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

[Joey opens the door and sees Erica (Brooke Shields). Joey gets a huge smile and Chandler squeezed the dish soap in the air.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Ross: …so then President Steve told everyone that I was a cheapskate, and now the whole building hates me! A little kid spit on my knee! Y'know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna throw a party. That's right. For everyone in the building, and I'm gonna sit them down and explain to them, I am not a bad guy. I am not a cheap guy! I'm just a guy who-who stands up for what he believes in. A man with principles.

"Friends", season 5, episode 15

Chandler: (sings in a helium voice) First I was afraid, I was petrified (very happy)

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

Chandler: She's right, it's Jill. Jill Goodacre. Oh my God. I am trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre! (pause) Is it a vestibule? Maybe it's an atrium. Oh, yeah, that is the part to focus on, you idiot!

"Friends", season 1, episode 7

Phoebe: You ask us to find you a guy and you come traipsing in here with your own!

"Friends", season 6, episode 19

Joey: Hey, I don't need violence to enjoy a movie. Just so long as there's a little nudity.

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Joey: (looking out the window) Ewww! Ugly Naked Guy is using his new hammock. It’s like a Play-Doo Fat Factory.

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Chandler: (leans in and takes a sniff of Joey's sandwich) Wow! That sandwich really does smell good.

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

[Scene: A Doctor's Office, Ross is having his thing looked at by Dr. Rhodes.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Joey: And you got a 'hate' from that?! Your taking a big leap there...

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

Chandler: I know that one! ...No, that's Popes into a Volkswagen.

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

[Cut to his bedroom, Ross is listening at the door as Paul opens the door, trapping Ross behind it. With Paul’s back turned Ross coils up like a snake and slitters underneath the bed.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Ross: Well I, close your eyes, I just think you’re gonna like this a little better, ‘cause, close-close... (He gets some more on the brush)

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Ross: Wait a minute, the house was built on radioactive waste, and an ancient Indian burial ground? That would never happen.

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Monica: Hey Joey, Chandler sold a story to Archie Comics!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: No, it's just... look, you know, when I first moved to the city I was a lot like her! I was spoiled, self-centered and you guys really took care of me.

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Joey: Pathetic mess? I know, but—come on, man, she's needy, she's vulnerable. I'm thinkin', cha-ching! (Rachel throws a roll at Joey. He picks it up and eats it.) Thanks. Look, you have not been out with a woman since Janice. You're doin' this.

"Friends", season 1, episode 14

Rachel: Well, wait a minute! The puss is good! It means it's healing! (Runs after him.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 22

Joey: (Unimpressed) A book? (Suddenly interested) Is it like a book that's also a safe?

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Chandler: It's "Ride of the Valkyries" from "Apocalypse Now"... See, here's the thing: The corn rose were really a solution to your frizzy hair problem. And now that we're home, we don't have that problem anymore, so if you think about it... I hate them!

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Joey: Hey! How is New England not a state? Huh? They have a sports-team!

"Friends", season 7, episode 8

Phoebe: Well, it’s a long story. It’s kind of embarrassing. Let’s just say there was a typographical error with a sex manual. (The guy laughs.) How about you?

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

RACHEL: Look you guys, I have to go, I'm the Maid-of-Honor. And besides you know what I just need to be in a room again with these people and feel good about myself.

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

Ross: Wait a minute, does-does everyone feel this way?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Rachel: (on phone) Hi, Mindy. Hi, it-it's Rachel. Yeah, I'm fine. I-I saw Barry today. Oh, yeah, yeah he-he told me. No, no, it's okay. I hope you two are very happy, I really do. Oh, oh, and Mind, y'know, if-if everything works out, and you guys end up getting married and having kids- and everything- I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose. (Slams the phone down.) (To everyone) Okay, I know it was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now.

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

LIPSON: Hi, Dean Lipson, zoo administrator. I was told you had a question.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Joey: I do. There’s uh, let’s see, Guy With a Mustache, Smokes-A-Lot Lady, Some Kids I’ve Seen, and A Red-haired Guy Who Does Not Like To Be Called Rusty.

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

CHANDLER: Right now, right here. Don't ya think we're in kind of a public plaaaa [Susie grabs him under the table] They do have the shrimp.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Phoebe: Can I get you something to drink? Like a water and Valium?

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

(And with that, an era ends as Chandler moves in with Monica as Rachel moves in with Phoebe. It ‘tis a sad and happy time for Friends.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Monica: Well, an-anyway, I just—that night meant a lot to me, I guess I’m just trying to say thanks.

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Rachel: It was like this crazy-eyed, hairy beast man! He was like a, like a bigfoot or a yeti or something!

"Friends", season 5, episode 6

Monica: He called the Long Island Expressway a concrete miracle.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Monica: (running over to stop Rachel) Hey Rach, the tampons here are only a penny. Let’s stock up. (takes her into the bathroom)

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Conan: You uh, you’ve worked with—They always say a performer should never work with pets or children.

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

Monica: (as Rachel) Um, okay. You just called a little while ago about needing a signature on the admissions form. Well, it turns out we need a whole new one (little laugh) because uh, you see, I-I, I put the wrong name again. (Little laugh) 'cause um...

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Chandler: Carol? I was just wondering if Joey could ask you a question about breast-feeding?

"Friends", season 2, episode 2

Phoebe: Okay, umm, question 2) Umm, did that marriage end A. Happily, B. Medium, or C. In the total abandonment of her and her two children?

"Friends", season 5, episode 13

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party. So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Monica: Maybe. Joey: Wait. Your 'not a real date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Ross: Look, I-I know how miserable you are, I wish there was something I can do. I mean I wish I were a seahorse. (She glares at him) Because with seahorses it’s the male, they carry the babies. And then also umm, I’d be far away in the sea. (He sits back down.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

MONICA: Yes. I hated you. I mean I, I, loved you in a 'you're my brother so I have to' kind of way, but basically, yeah, I hated your guts.

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

PHOEBE: Oh no, you're not supposed to be here. This is the staging area, you should, it's all wrong, you should leave, ya know, get out. [opens the door, the guys are right there] Or perhaps you'd like a creme d'menthe.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

Monica: Right. Till I bought a blow dryer, then I was shunned.

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

Joey: Alrightalrightalright. (Kisses him. Ross takes a photo) There.

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

Rachel: I’m funny? Oh thank God! Well hey, I’ve got a ton of these! Umm, oh hear—Do you want a good one? Here’s a good one. Umm, you uh, you take a quarter, take a quarter and, and you blacken the edge. Right? (Does so.) And then you say to person, I bet you can’t roll this quarter from your forehead to your chin without it leaving your face. And then when they do it, they’re left with a big black pencil line right down the center of their face.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

(Chandler gives him a round of mock applause.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 7

Rachel: Oh, y’know I'm not that much of a sweet tooth. I—(Chandler puts a forkful of the cheesecake in her mouth.)—Wow. My God, so creamy. Oh my God, this is the best cheesecake I have ever had. Where did you get this? (She reaches over to look at the label on the box.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Rachel: Cecilia Monroe man, what a great actress.

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Chandler: What are you, stop naming dwarves! (on phone) Hello, Janice. Hi, I'm so glad that you called, I know I've been acting a really weird lately. And, it's just because I'm crazy about you, and I just got...stupid, and, and scared, and....stupid a couple of more times. I'm sorry. (listens) Really?! (listens) Really?!

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Stanley: Eh, worth a shot. (Gets into his car.) Look Joey, let me know where you're staying, okay? (The car peels away.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 22

Don: Well if you where ever enter the Loire valley let me know, I’ve got a great little villa you can stay at.

"Friends", season 8, episode 16

David: Oh, certainly. That's a combination of Bernoulli's principle and Newton's third law of motion.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is getting some coffee as Joey enters. He's looking a little puffy, but that's probably from the large number of different color sweaters he's wearing.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 15

(Dr. Geller, the man with the Ph.D. in Paleontology, is trying to find a place to hide, but this supposedly intelligent man in the hands of clich�d scriptwriters runs around with his pants down around his ankles like one of the Three Stooges.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Chandler: (sees her foot is in a slush puddle) Op, foot in a puddle, foot all in a puddle.

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Joey: Only if you think it’s better than this... (holds up an aerosol can) snow-in-a-can!! I got it at work. Mon, you want me to decorate the window, give it a kind of Christmas lookie.

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

Chandler: Will you marry me? Will you marry me? (Makes like a gun with his fingers.) Hey, you marry me! (He gives up as Joey, Rachel, Phoebe, and Ross slink in all excited.) What’s going on little elves?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Mr. Geller: I understand completely, there’s nothing more horrifying than embarrassing yourself in front of your in-laws. As a matter of fact, when I started dating Judy I was unemployed, and her father asked me what I did for a living and I told him I was a lawyer.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Ross: Give daddy the Barbi! Ben, give, give me the Barbi. Okay, how 'bout, don't you want to play with the monster truck? (makes a monster truck sound) No. Okay, oh, oh, how about a Dino-soilder? (squawks like a dinosaur)

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

PHOEBE: And they were serving franks which is his first name minus the s at the end. And there was a rotisserie with spinning chicken.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Ross: Oh-oh, you’re-you’re fellow scholars. What exactly were you looking for, hmm? Perhaps, (Grabs a book from the shelf behind him) perhaps Dr. Chester Stock’s musings on the Smiledon Californicus?

"Friends", season 7, episode 7

Phoebe: Yeah, I like Vince a lot, y'know? But, it’s just Jason’s so sensitive, y'know? And in the long run, I think sensitive it’s just better than having just like a really, really, really nice (pause) butt. (Her eyes glaze over thinking about the butt.) (pause) Jason! Definitely Jason! Okay, wish me luck!

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Male Jeweler: This ring is from the 1920s, it’s a one and a half carat diamond with sapphires on either side.

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Rachel: Yeah, it's kinda like a 'good luck on your first day' sort of thing. (to Phoebe) Is this actually a lunchbox?

"Friends", season 3, episode 12

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler’s bachelor party has begun, what there is of it, with only Joey (wearing a gold paper top hat) and Chandler (wearing what appears to be a Burger King paper crown) enjoying a nice product placement of Budweisers on ice.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

Chandler: It doesn’t matter because nothing beats a three and a six. That my friend is D-Cup. Okay, now much have you won so far?

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Joey and Chandler are giving out their Christmas presents out of a cardboard box from a case of motor oil.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 9

MONICA: Ok, it is definitely less than a ballpark.

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

Ross: (disinterested) Hey-yeah. (He hurries up to the counter.) Hey Gunther, can I have a scone please? (To the gang.) Wanna hear some good news? Someone I know is getting married! Yeah! And weddings are happy occasions! Oh, by-the-by it's my ex-wife Emily!

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, first season, Monica is making a giant sub-sandwich and is talking to Rachel. I think it’s The One With Fake Monica.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

(Yep, it’s a little gold loop.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 19

Joey: Hey little buddy, how are you feeling? (The duck does not get sick and Joey recoils in horror and heads for the couch.) What the hell is in that face cream? (He’s about to try out the couch but notices the bed in Rachel’s room. He walks into her room and feels the bed.) That’s so soft. (He pulls back the comforter.) Pillowcases! (He climbs in and groans in delight. Suddenly, he feels something under him and pulls out a little beat up paperback book. He opens it and starts to read from it.) (In his head.) Zelda looked at the chimney sweep. Her father, the vicar…(Stops reading and thinks.) The vicar? (Continues reading) …wouldn’t be home for hours. Her loins were burning. She threw caution to the wind and reached out and grabbed his…(Out loud.) Whoa! (Reads on in silence.) Whoa-ho-ho-ho! This is a dirty book! (Continues to read.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 2

Ross: Oh, okay, y’know what this is? This is a difference of opinion. And when that happens in a marriage...

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

Rachel: (Gasps) That cute waiter guy from your restaurant, the one that looks like a non-threatening Ray Liotta?

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Ross: (Using a slightly different inflection for each.) I do. I do. I do.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Chandler: All right Joey, be nice.  So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: No, our guy is just a floating head.

"Friends", season 6, episode 19

Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian...

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Monica: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., "I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." was what?  A wrong number?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: I know, she's been such a big part of my life. And it feels like when Melrose Place got cancelled. (Ross and Joey looks puzzled) I mean... oh, forget it. I miss Melrose Place!

"Friends", season 10, episode 16