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Phoebe: Wow, that sounds great! And what are you making Monica, in case Rachels dessert is...[about to say bad] so good that I eat all of it. Theres none left for anybody else!
Monica: Well, its done about two minutes before it looks like that.
Mr. Geller: Monica, all this food looks wonderful, you should think about doing this for a living.
Phoebe: Rach, Rach, I just remembered. I had a dream about Mr. Geller last night.
Chandler: What about all that friends forever stuff?
Rachel: So why dont you just let me worry about making the trifle and you just worry about eating it, alright?
Monica: Its so good, that I feel really selfish about being the only one whos eating it, that I think we should have everyone taste how good it is. Especially Ross.
Rachel: Okay, now what was that all about? Is it-does it not taste good? Let me try it.
Ross: Wha? No no! Ah! (Ross scarfs all of his trifle down in about a second. He looks like hes going to throw up.) (Lying) All gone! So good! Maybe Chandler has some left.
Phoebe: Rachel, come here. (Rachel walks over to Phoebe. Chandler sits down on the lounge-chair.) Okay, I was just starting to take my Thanksgiving nap, and I had another dream about Jack.
Ross: Oh yeah, about telling Mom and Dad, I was thinking about maybe writing a letter.
Mr. Geller: And we kinda figured about the porch swing.
Mr. Geller: No! Thank you! (Hugs Chandler) Monica, and Ross! I dont know what Im gonna do about the two of you!
Phoebe: That's right! Oh, yeah... Well, I've totally forgotten about im! AH! That's-That's... a blast from the past!
Phoebe: I'm sooo sorry!! I just... I keep thinking about Mike! I'm crazy about David, and we're having so much fun together. Why-Why do I miss Mike? That's-that's gonna go away, right?
David: I'm sorry, uh... I just wish I could make her forget about Mike already, you know... Why did Phoebe and Mike break up?
Joey: You really should have been more clear about that!
Monica: Chandler, we have talked about this. You are not supposed to give people advice! Now couldn't you just have made some sort of inappropriate joke?
Chandler: Be-cause, we were talking about ways that he could beat Mike and I told him that Phoebe wanted to get married.
Ross: Good, good. Yeah coz the more I thought about it, the more I realised I don't think marriage is neccessarily the right path for you.
Chandler: I did! A penis one! Look, just so I know, what was so wrong about what I said?
Monica: What are you serious? You wanna marry him? Wha... What about Mike?
Ross: Yep! I'd like to thank you guys for coming down here to complain about the rain and ruin my career!
Joey: Hey don't worry about that! I mean, Ross needs you! And Rachel and I will stay and help anyway we can.
Steve: Yes, that's right. We're excited about the level of sophistication you'll be bringing to the job.
Rachel: Oh, Ross, this is just so messed up! What�s wrong with us? You know when people hear about our situation theyAlways ask, �what, you live together but you�re not a couple? And you have a baby, isn�t that weird?� And I say �No.You know what, it�s not, because it works for us!� But you know this doesn�t work. In fact this is the opposite of working!
Charlie: And then, and then you said that thing about, about bringing the Mesozoic era in the 21st century.
Ross: Ok, odd thing to get excited about!
Joey: Not enough pills in the world, Rach. What about you, you're the single one, seen anybody in there you like?
Joey: But what about back home, anything going on there? Anybody you like?
Chandler: I wouldn't brag too much about that thing, big guy.
Chandler: (entering) Oh good, okay, I can't take it anymore. I can't take it anymore. So you win, okay? Here! (Hands him the 50 bucks he's about to owe him.) Pheebs? Flying a jet? Better make it a spaceship so that you can get back to your home planet! And Ross, phone call for you today, Tom Jones, he wants his pants back! And Hornswoggle? What are you dating a character from Fraggile Rock?! (He sits down and sighs in relief.)
Joey: Hey! (stands up) As soon as it stops raining we have got to go snorkeling! Some kid told me about the sea turtle and, if you blow bubbles in its face, it chases ya! (smiles ecstatic)
Chandler: (to Phoebe) Did you know this about him?
Chandler: Shes moving on! Okay, if its not this guy, its gonna be somebody else! And unless youre thinking about subletting my peep hole, you are going to have to get used to the fact that the relationship is over! Okay, man? Its over.
Rachel: Yeah, I'm not talking about her...
Rachel: No, I-I-I-I don't, I actually don't know who I'm talking about! So!
Joey: (stands up) No-no-no-no, no! Who, who were you talking about?
Rachel: What the... DIAL IT DOWN! (Joey goes to sit on the bed) Listen, ok, and maybe they're crazy thoughts, but sometimes I do, I have, I've been thinking about... you know, us! (looks at Joey, who's totally distraught) Ok, dial it up a little!
Rachel: Yeah, he did! (smiling) Oh, see, this is what I'm talking about!
Joey: I know, I know! But I've thought about it a lot since, and it just wouldn't be right... (painfully) I'm sorry...!
Emily: How can you do this too me?! I thought I'd made my feelings about Rachel perfectly clear!
[Time Lapse, the babies are finally asleep. Good for Phoebe! The only problem is, Monicas apartment looks like a tornado, a hurricane, a swarm of locusts, fire, brimstone, hail, and giant man-eating, radioactive ants have torn the place apart. Needless to say, its messy enough to cause Monica to die of shock right away. Parents with small children know what Im talking about.]
Monica: Look! You knew this about me when you married me! You agreed to take me in sickness and in health. Well, this is my sickness!
Chandler: What about the obsessive cleaning?
Ross: I I do, I do not love Rachel. Im gonna tell her right now about the whole thing so we can get this marriage annulled as fast as possible. Okay? Would I do that if I loved her?
Ross: I think I know too but I've been really wrong about this stuff in the past, so...
Monica: I'm not sure about this.
Rachel: Ah, what is this? Well, lets see, we kissed for ten minutes and now we're talking to our friends about it, so I guess this is sixth grade!
Phoebe: Oh no... Have you thought about it how complicated this could get? What about Ross?
Chandler: Okay, well we'll go back in there, but will you do one thing for us? The people that care about you?
Joey: I'm thinking about you...
Joey: Absolutely! He's not thinking about you.
Joey: Let's forget about Ross...
Chandler: Yeah, it's almost if Air Barbados doesn't care about your social life.
Ross: So, I uhm... kinda need to talk to you about Charlie.
Ross: Okay, last night after you guys broke up... so sorry to hear about that, by the way... Well, Charlie and I were talking, and..., well...
Ross: Learn about Jesus...
Ross: Are you kidding? I have had some very dirty dreams about this...
Phoebe: Hey, does Monica know about her broken plates yet?
Rachel: Excuse me! (and she walks back to Joey, who is still looking very impressed about what Ross said to him. Rachel looks at him and hits him.) You didn't tell him, did you?
Ross: Well, I'm so excited about this.
Joey: I couldn't. He was saying all these really nice things about me. I didn't want him to get mad and take 'em all back. I'm on a edge on Chandler.
Monica: Okay, heres your milk. What do you want to talk about? (She sees that Chandler has fallen asleep and slams the door loudly to wake him up.)
Rachel: Aaah... Ross, actually there's something that I really need to talk to you about.
Rachel: Well, yeah... Okay, look it's about me and...
Rachel: Y�guys ever heard the story about when Rosses mom went to the beauty salon?
Joey: Alright, alright, okay, uhm... How 'bout this, how about this? Tomorrow... tomorrow we'll both go and we'll tell him together.
Rachel: We feel so terrible about this, Ross.
Joey: Look, we probably should have talked to you about this before it ever happened, but..
Ross: Weird.. your psychic didn't mention anything about the scary pigeon...
Rachel: Ross, this is not how we wanted you to find out about this. You have every right to go nuts.
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Chandler are there. They have lots of brochures about adoption in front of them.]
Frank Jr.: That's not what we talked about!!
Frank Jr.: Alright, alright, alright. Remember what we talked about. When we're in a public place, there are certain rules.
Monica: Thank you so much for seeing us. Phoebe has told us such great things about you guys.
Chandler: I'd love to, but I gotta get back to talking to your parents. They're telling us all about how they adopted you.
Phoebe: Okay, well, this is crazy. Can't seriously be talking about me taking one of your kids, can we?
Frank Jr.: How about tomorrow?
Phoebe: Well, alright, that's fine. What about Leslie?
Phoebe: Yeah, I can't say that. uhm... Susie, I'm gonna be straight with you... Mike and I are back together... and uhm... unfortunately that effectively ends your relationship with him. And he's very sorry about that and wishes you the best of luck in all your endeavours.
Rachel: W-What are you, what are you talking about?
Ross: Hey, what are you talking about? I'm fine!
Joey: I'm crazy about her.
(Ross smiles and holds up his hand for a high-five, but he has forgotten about his burnt hands. He gasps in pain as Joey grabs his hand.)
Joey: No, no, no, no, that was - that was just for me. Are you sure about this?
Monica: I know, and she's always bragging about all the famous people she's met.
Phoebe: Oh, you’re right! I was just kidding about Rachel. Babysitting is a gas!
Rachel: Ok well, well I'm really, I'm sorry about that Joey, but do you think that maybe on some level, you don't want to take off my bra?
Phoebe: Uhm... You know, once we're in the air and the captain turns off the seatbelt sign... you feel free to roam about my cabin...
Chandler: There's this thing I really want us to do. I read about it in Maxim...
Joey: And starting to think about settling down!
Chandler: Oh, sure, she was probably up all night, excited about the party she knows is happening.
Rachel: Ross, what are you talking about? (she sees the cake) oh! Oh my God! They put my baby’s face on a penis!
Monica: Ok, how about this: We got wind up toys for Emma for her birthday. We can make them race, and whoever comes in last, stays!
Chandler: So excited about your letter!
Estelle: The one I told you about last week?
Joey: What? You never said anything about an audition!
Ross: (To Phoebe) Im sorry. Ugh, Pheebs, you were, you were right about her. Yknow, she did try to use sex as a weapon! Yeah, I hurt my back a little.
Monica: What about your massage client?
(Joey looks at them, disappointed about their decision)
Rachel: You know, I'm thinking about letting Emma have her first cookie.
Joey: I gotta a lot of nice stuff to say about you guys, ok? And I know how much you wanna have a baby, you know, and I would love to help you get one.
Rachel: Amy, you know what? I was thinking that maybe now it'd be a good time for us to sit down and, you know, talk about your future.
Amy: (thinks about it) You’re right, you’re right! I’m gonna do it!
Rachel: Sometimes just nodding is ok. (pause) Uhm, so but anyway, listen, not marrying Barry was the best decision that I ever, ever made. Honey, you deserve true love. Your soulmate is out there, somewhere. Someone that is your age, that is smart, that is fun and that you care about!
Monica: How about at a game, on the big screen?
Rachel: Ok, ok, that's fine. Fine. Hey, I'm sorry about that spill before. (picks up the tip he leaves) Only $98.50 to go.
Phoebe: That woman at the game didn't know what she was talking about. Mike, obviously you have balls.
Amy: (Very excited about it) Doesn't it make her nose look smaller?
Amy: She was. Carbs found her... See, this is what I wanted. Two sisters, talking about real stuff.
Charlie: Wow, that's great! So, tell me about the grant!
Ross: Well, ok, it's for 25 thousand dollars. And if I get it, I'll finally be able to complete my field research! And there will be an article about me in the "Paleontology Review"! Yeah! That'll be the first time my name is in there, without people raising serious questions about my work!