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Monica: Yeah, well I dont think it really counts if you have to read them off the back of your hand after you fall asleep on the couch.
Chandler: Hey, I didnt make up the rules. Now, after you receive the doubling bonus, you get uh, one card. Now that one card could be worth $100 bringing your total to 1,500. (Joey gets excited.) Dont get to excited because thats not gonna happen unless you getNo way! (He takes the top card, which is the two of clubs. Of course, any card wouldve won. Chandler pays him.)
Monica: When I fall asleep on the couch after reading, she covers me over with a blanket.
CHANDLER AND JOEY: (running after bus) Ben! Ben! Ben!
[Rachel gets up and opens the door, yelling after him.]
Joey: Oh, hey let me. (Opens the door for Janine and after he closes the door behind her gasps ecstatically.)
MNCA: Especially the after taste, you know, I'll tell ya, that'll last ya till Christmas.
PHOE: Yeah, so I said, "OK, relax please," y'know, I mean, sex can be just about two people right there in the moment, y'know, it's, if he wants to see me again he can call and if not, that's fine too. So after a looooot of talking. . . I convinced him.
MNCA: You know, that's true. You'd be a great person to have around the day after an emergency.
CHANDLER: Hey, guys, it's after midnight, merry Christmas everyone. [Ross and Phoebe hug, Monica and Rachel hug, Chandler is left standing]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ross, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around after the party. Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe enter.]
JOEY: But wait, wait, wait. Then, after I left her office, she caught up with me at the elevator and offered me an even bigger part.
JOEY: Yeah, she's totally good looking. I mean, if I met her in a bar, or something, I'd be buying her breakfast. [pause] You know, after having slept with her.
JOEY: No, I'm on right after this guy shoots himself.
PHOEBE: I know. Oh, like you would drink her coffee after what you did to her with Van Damme.
CHANDLER: Hey Phoebs, can I have the milk after you?
[Monica enters from bathroom after taking a shower]
Chandler: If I turn into my parents, I'll either be an alcoholic blond chasing after twenty-year-old boys, or... I'll end up like my mom.
[Monica jumps in the shower. Right after Mrs. Geller enters the bathroom, Mr. Geller peeks his head in.]
JOEY: Listen, uh, I don't know when I'm gonna see you again. CHANDLER: Well, I'm guessing uh, tonight at the coffee house. JOEY: Right, yeah. OK. Um, take care. CHANDLER: Yeah. [Joey walks out and after a few seconds comes back in and gives Chandler a big hug. He then leaves for good and Chandler is left alone in his apartment.] CLOSING CREDITS
CHANDLER: Because sometimes, Phoebe after you sleep with someone, you have to kill the fish.
EDDIE: I got a little surprise, look. There's a new fishie. I named him uh, Chandler, you know, after, after you.
Ross: Look, our table is down in front, okay, my boss is gonna be there, everyone will see if we arrive after it starts.
RACHEL: Well not when they find out you slept with Jason Hurley an hour after he broke up with Monica.
[Scene: Central Perk. The four guys are returning after getting the hat back.]
JOEY: Yeah, but after Denise DeMarco, I had to promote it.
[they all run off after the guy]
[Scene: The hallway after the party. Rachel is sitting there.]
(Monica stares longingly at the door, after Richard leaves)
JOEY: Becasue at first he thought it was Joseph. But after he asked Joseph about it, turns out it was you. Anyway, I just thought you should know.
RACHEL: Okay, I'll see you after the thing.
[Scene: after the wedding, Ross and Rachel are in the lobby]
MINDY: Well uh, after you ran out on your wedding, Barry's parents told people that you were sort of....insane.
ROSS: (runs after her) No, Rach!
JOEY: See after the scene, Mr. Beatty comes up to me and says 'good actor, bad kisser'. Can you believe that, me not a good kisser, that's like, like Mother Theresa, not a good mother.
Ross: And this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? So after awhile he-he goes over to her and uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing. Now, I know what youre thinking, Chandlers not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls, and youre right, Chandlers not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls.
Monica: Well, do you think he was waiting 'til after you left, so he could cry?
Phoebe: Yeah, after this, I think he'll be doing that himself.
[They gang all lean back to listen better, and this starts another series of flashbacks. The first one is from Episode 214: The One With The Prom Video, Rachel has just found the bracelet that Joey gave Chandler, which is after he bought one to replace it.]
Janice: Wait! Wait! I wanna see this. After I divorce him, half of that kingdom is gonna be mine.
Phoebe: No, I'm just gonna help him, you know, get 'de-Ursula-ized', like you know, like I did for Joey after he went out with her.
[Scene: After dinner.]
Joey: Well, right after I did that sex study down at NYU. (to Chandler) Hey, Remember that sweater I gave you for your birthday?
Phoebe: Why would you start again after chewing all that quitting gum?
Gunther: ...and after youve delivered the drinks, you take the empty tray....
Ross: Come on! All the cool kids are eating em! (chases after her.)
Monica: After the snap!
Joey: After!!
JOEY: [walks out of his room] Hey, this is ridiculous. I'll tell you what. After I get back from my neice's christening, I'll go down to the coffee house with you and we'll all have a nice cup of coffee alright. No problem, Joey's there.
CHANDLER: Ya know Phoebs, don't feel so bad for 'em. After they're done playing, I break out the little plastic women and everybody has a pretty good time.
Chandler: (to Joey) Well hes probably mad after you called him this morning to borrow his goggles.
Phoebe: Whered you get too? We lost you after you opened up all the presents.
[Scene: A lobby, Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview.]
Joey: Well, you might wanna make a little extra, y'know youll probably be hungry after the sex.
Monica: Oh my God! Joey, what did you do after you threw her leg on the fire?
Phoebe: Y'know what, you should like, you should buy a state and then just name it after yourself.
Chandler: Hey, this isnt like swimming after you eat, pick up the phone!!
[Scene: The Restaurant, after dinner.]
Phoebe: (reading from the instructions) After applying the Waxine and linen strips to leg number one,
Chandler: Yeahhh. Im tellin ya something, that ah, first smoke after nap time....
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its after Ross and Joeys talk with Frank, and Phoebes is finding out what happened.]
Joey: Yeah, maybe its like y'know, that jock thing. Y'know how football players pat each other after touchdowns. (pats Ross on the butt)
Chandler: Look, you cant call somebody after this long just to say, In case you didnt notice, I dont like you!
Joey: Man, I remember the first time I saw that girl Katherine, after we broke up. She was just walking with her friend Donna, just laughing and talking. God, it killed me.
Joey: Oh, it was so amazing. After the (pause) love making...
Rachel: (After he closes the door) See ya.
Chandler: So um, after you put the suggestion in the box, how long did it take for the roller skating thing to happen.
[The next flashback is from The One After The Superbowl, Part II. Monica and Rachel are fighting over who gets to see Jean-Claude Van Damme.]
[Scene: The Theatre, after the party. Joey is trying to comfort Kate.]
Kate: By the way, he dumped me tonight after he read my review.
[Scene: The Arena, after the fight. Monica is walking up to a defeated Pete.]
Lauren: Oh, yeah! I-I ran into you in the hallway in your building. It was right after I slept with Joey. He dumped me the next day.
Phoebe: (points to herself) Phoebe. (points to her) Phoebe. Phoebe, yeah. She named me after you I guess.
Phoebe: After he passed out, we put the sand around him to keep him warm.
Joey: Oh! Maybe they'll name yours after you! Y'know, they'll call it, The Ross. And then people would be like, "Awww, he's got a Ross."
Phoebe: (running after him) Wait-wait-wait! Wait!!
Phoebe: Wow! Youre good! After this, we should solve crimes.
Ross: Ah, yeah, yeah. Umm, we started talking after she y'know, did her thing. And it turns out she's got a boy about Ben's age, so we're taking them to a gym-boree class. Why, is that okay?
[Scene: Phoebe Sr.s house, its right after she told Phoebe that shes her birth mother.]
Rachel: Nooo! Its not okay! I cant believe you would want to after what he did to me!
Chip: Ehh, y'know after high school, you just kinda lose touch. Oh yeah! I ran into Richard Dorfman.
CHAN: [slowly lifts coffee cup to his mouth] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. [slowly sets the cup back down] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. [Joey intercepts the cup and puts it down for him]. She's insane, the woman is insane. It's before work, it's after work, it's during work. She's got me doing butt clenches at my desk. And now, they won't bring me my mail anymore.
Rachel: Ughh! (Storms out after him)
(Rachel kisses him, and goes upstairs. After shes gone, Ross frantically tries to find and read the Does it? part.)
Peter: Were not throwing it away! I built that canoe! (starts to leave as Tony chases after him)
Monica: All right, Ill take one box of the mint treasures, just one, and thats it. I-I started gaining weight after I joined the Brown Birds. (to Ross) Remember, how Dad bought all my boxes and I ate them all?
Joey: Just now, after acting class. At first I thought she was doing some kind of scene, thats why I let people watch.
Phoebe: Well, I, I like the idea of naming him after someone I love, and Joey and Chandler are great names. (They both stare at her.) But, all right, I dontmaybe Ill just name him The Hulk.
Joey: No, things are fine with Kathy. Im having a late dinner with her tonight, right after my early dinner with Casey.
Phoebe: After that? Yeah! No, I mean if I can help.
Ross: Im gonna call after you!
Joey: Well do it all, and better! Look, after tonight, Gandolf will want to party with us, dude! Come on!
Phoebe: Umm, the street. Come on, lets go to the street. Ooh, listen, dont go onto the balcony until after I get back. (Leaves)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is still unpacking after the move, and Phoebe is their also.]
Chandler: Because, I-I shouldve called! Yknow if I had just called her after our big, stupid fight, she never wouldve gone out with Nick, and they wouldve ended up in bed together. I threw her at his man nipples!
Chandler: No! That was a test! In a couple of hours Im gonna get really drunk and wanna call Kathy and you guys are gonna have to stop me! And then after that, Im gonna get so drunk, Im gonna wanna call Janice
Phoebe: Ohh thats so sweet! (Her cell phone rings.) Oh! Hang on! (Quickly grabs a cigarette and starts to light it as her phone rings.) Hang onnnnnn!!! (Gets the cigarette lighted and answers the phone.) (On phone.) Go!! No! No-no! I said sell when it hits 50! 5-0, its a number! It comes after 4-9!! No, its okay. Its okay, youre allowed one mistake. Just kidding, you are of course fired.
[Chandler puts a coin in the mini jukebox at the table. YMCA starts playing and Monica and the rest of the staff have to get on the counter and start singing along and dancing. After a couple of couruses, Chandler pulls out a handful of coins and drops them on the table.]
Joey: We dont need that wizard guy. We hit a couple of clubs, talked to some strangers, and uh, after this, well head down to the docks and see about that boat thing.
(Ross leaves, and after the door closes, Joey gives him the loser sign.)
(After hes gone.)
Joanna: Oh, I mustve said that after you left.
Monica: Phoebe, wait a minute! (runs after her, leaving Rachel alone)