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Ross: Look, I-I dont want to miss anymore baby stuff. So Here. Heres my new pager number, okay? Anytime anything pregnancy related happens use it! Ill be there! Okay? I dont care if its three in the morning and all you want is ice cream.
Joey: Calm?! I wasnt calm! Ive never been more scared in all my life!
Joey: Uh, really good. Really good. Yeah, I should be ready to kill myself any day now. (Chandler returns with a bobby pin and hands it to Joey.) Wow, you sure found that quick. (He tries the pin in the lock.) I justI wish I didnt feel this way about Rachel anymore, yknow? I wish things could go back to normal. I mean, I love living with her and God, helping out with the baby is just amazing, but now I think I think Ross feels left out. Yknow? When I had to take Rachel to the hospital, the doctor thought I was the father. God You shouldve seen the look on Rosss face. (Pause) By the way, I have no idea what Im doing here. For all I know Im just locking it more. Oh hey, did you try opening it with a credit card?
Chandler: Well, its not your fault. What are you gonna do? Not take her to the hospital? Yknow? Youre doing nothing wrong. (Pause) Except for harboring an all consuming love for the woman whose carrying his baby. (He loses his card behind the door.) Richard? If-if youre in there, could you pass me my credit card?
Joey: All right now, so? What do you think?
Chandler: Not to shabby, I got this all off myself using my wifes tools. (He takes the door off the frame and we finally get to see whats behind the green door! It is stacked, floor to ceiling, with junk.) Oh my God!
Chandler: So Rachels all moved out huh? How are you taking it?
Joey: Are you kidding me? Im great! Yeah, Im uh; Im better than great. I am good. And now that shes gone, I can uh, I can do all this stuff around here that I couldnt do before. Yknow? Like umm, I can walk around naked again. Yknow? I can uh, I can watch porn in the living room. Right? This is uh, this is good for me. Yknow? I like being on my own, Im uh, better off this way. Im uh, a lone wolf. Yknow? A loner. Alone. All alone. Forever. Whats a wolf got to do to get a huh around here?! (Chandler rushes over and hugs him.)
Monica: (getting up) All right, Ill go down there. But, Im not gonna serve the lasagna. Im gonna serve something I make.
Chandler: It still wouldnt be clean. (Rachel makes an Eww, disgusting! face) All I want is my freedom.
Rachel: I ah, will buy and wrap all of your Christmas gifts.
[Scene: Central Perk, all except Chandler, are there.]
All: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
(They all laugh and Joey joins them, not to be left out. When the laughing dies down, he has a depressed look on his face.)
Mrs. Tribbiani: Why did you have to fill your father's head with all that garbage about making things right? Things were fine the way they were! There's chicken in there, put it away. For God's sake, Joey, really. (She gives the sofabed a tiny push and it folds away)
Ross: All right, the score is nine to eight in favor of the guys. Ladies if you miss this the game is theirs, pick your category.
Joey: All right! Now you go get that beautiful pig! (Ross hesitates, looks unsure) Oink!
Guy: All right, you have yourself a deal. (shakes his hand)
Joey: All right, all right, all right. (Starts to leave, stops, and turns around) I mean Ill have to check with him first, but Ill think hell be cool with it. (Monica shoos him out.)
Joey: All right! Ill try! But if I cant, you can stay with Chandler and I until you get settled.
All: Hey!
Joey: All right, Im here, lets ahh, get this over with.
Joey: All right.
Monica: All right, then show me some manly moves.
Joey: Hey-hey, hold on, this isnt some kind of like girly dance. All right, its like a sport, its manly!
Joey: All right, well maybe Im enjoying it a little bit. I mean Im getting pretty good at it.
Phoebe: Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday.
Joey: Well I dont like to say it out loud, but, yeah! Dont feel bad man, we all have our strengths. Youre better with numbers and stuff.
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang's all there. Ross has a slip of paper that he throws on the ground tying to get Rachel's attention.]
All: Ohhhh.
Chandler: All right, I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna get shot down. Any advice?
Ross: Thirty seconds, all the questions you can answer.
All: Ooh, that's great, I love those little guys.
All: Way to go, Phoebe!
Chandler: All right.
Ross: Okay. (He gently touches it.) You can feel all the bones in your skull.
All: Ohh!
Chandler: All right.
Chandler: (to Ross) All right listen, I have to go to the bathroom, but if the place with the big fish comes up again. Id like know whether thats several big fish or just one big fish.
MR. GREENE: I'll never remember all of that. So uh, what's the deal? Rachel comes home, people pop out and yell stuff, is that it?
Phoebe: (thinking to herself) Chandlers knees. Chandlers ankles. Chandlers ankle hair. (notices the clock) Oh no. (to Rick) Okay, youre all set.
Kathy: Okay, I've got some ugly friends, and they're all available too.
(Monica nods `Yes.' And they both walk to the couch looking all depressed.)
Chandler: All right look, Im changing it to 50 bucks, or your best offer.
Chandler: Okay, all right, I'll just uh, make sure that uh, Joey gets her something really great.
The Salesman: (Interrupting the flashback) Excuse me, Im sorry, you havent said anything for about two and a half minutes, are you at all interested?
Monica: Really? Cause I'd need like $500 for all the food and the supplies and stuff.
Rachel: Barry, I'm sorry... I am so sorry... I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on, but it isn't... it isn't, it's about me, and I ju- (She stops talking and dials the phone.) Hi, machine cut me off again... anyway...look, look, I know that some girl is going to be incredibly lucky to become Mrs. Barry Finkel, but it isn't me, it's not me. And not that I have any idea who me is right now, but you just have to give me a chance too... (The maching cuts her off again and she redials.)
Rachel: No! I'm sorry, honey, it's just that last week I got all but three answers and I really want to finish a whole one without any help.
Rachel: Well, he gets the other one all riled up.
Phoebe: Oh, all right. Oh! Look what we almost took!
Monica: Excuse me, Mrs. Burkart? Well, we're all cleaned up in the kitchen.
Rachel: You know what we should all do? Go see a musical.
Chandler: All right. I will go out and I will try to find something for her, okay?
Chandler: All right, look, look. What did... what did you get for Angela Delveccio for her birthday?
Chandler: (interrupting) All right, hold on! If you win, we give up the birds.
Joey: All right, so... next time, you take her to your place.
Joey: All right, listen, Ross... you like this girl, right?
Rachel: All right, look. Why don't you just return the book, let Joey give her the clock pen, and you give her something worse than that. Like... a regular pen.
Chandler: Oh, yeah. Yeah, I found this great place called "Invisible things for Kathy." (Motions to an imaginary pile of presents next to him.) Can you give me a hand with all this stuff?
Chandler: Okay, all right. I just spent the entire afternoon looking for a present for Kathy that would be better than the rabbit.
Joey: (entering) Hey! I'm meeting Kathy in ten minutes! I've been looking all over for you!
Mrs. Burkart: All right. I'll get my bag.
Rachel: I did it! Oh! I finished it! I did it all by myself! And there's nobody to hug!
Rachel: Hey! Hey, you guys, I finished the crossword all by myself! Hug me!
Kathy: You must really like... Joey... to go to all that trouble for him.
All: Yeah! Oh my God!
Joey: Great! All right, so Ill call you later.
Phoebe: Okay. Good, all right, lets get back in the car, cause its freezing, and my chest is unsupported.
Chandler: All right look, I think its time for you to settle down. Y'know? Make a choice, pick a lane.
Joey: You got all that from the back of her head?
Rachel: All right, lets do it.
Chandler: All right! Bring it on, you
Ross: No, you guys, I mean my keyboards are all the way up inNo, yeah, okay. (Runs out.)
Ross: All right, gentlemen, youre up first.
Joey: (rushing in) Oh my God! What happened here? Did you do all this?
Chandler: That all the pieces of my life are falling right into place!
Monica: You obviously havent screwed over a lot of your friends. (They all look at her) Which we all appreciate.
Ross: All right, we have a tie. Luckily, I have prepared for such an event. (He opens up an envelope and holds up some note cards.) The Lightning Round!
Joey: Is that why you bought all this stuff?! (Chandler makes a face like "Well, kinda.") Well, yknow what I will not watch your TV, I will not listen to your stereo, and theres a cinnamon raisin loaf in the new bread maker that Im not gonna eat! You know why?!
Chandler: (on phone) Hey, its me. I know you cant stand to be in the same room as me, so I just thought Id try and apologize over the phone. All I (Joey hangs up the phone in disgust.)
Joey: All right!
Ross: Who gets whom. (They all look at him.) I dont know why I do that.
Rachel: I know, but all that work youre doing to get it ready, I just (goes into her bedroom.)
Ross: Should we all expect Christmas gifts that can be stolen from your office?
Phoebe: Yeah, all right. Meanwhile, Im gonna do whatever I can to help this so, Im just gonna yknow, lie it your chair, (She climbs into the chair and drapes her feet over the back of the chair.) Y'know? Yeah, good, Im let gravity yknow, do its jobs.
Phoebe: This is so cool, til Monica gets back, its like Im head chef and I get to make all the decisions. (She looks at the remaining butter, and then decides to add it to the dish.)
Ross: Well, she wore it all Christmas day, and then uh
Ross: Eww! No!! Her ear! All right, Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?
Joey: All right. But if you werent my best friend.
GUNTHER: I used to be Bryce on All My Children.
Chandler: All right, wait! Come on! Just wait one second! There has to be something that I can do! Something! If we still had that entertainment unit I would get in it for six hours and think about how I let you down. (Joey looks intrigued) What?
Ross: 11, unbelievable 11 is correct. (The guys celebrate.) All right, thats 4 for the guys. Ladies, youre up.
Chandler: All right look, if youre not gonna stay for me, then at least stay for them! Okay, they have had a very difficult year! What with the robbery and all!
Joey: Okay. All right. You look me in the eye and tell me, without blinking, that you're not breaking up with her. No blinking.
Rachel: All right!
Kathy: Yeah, they teamed us up as partners. Joey picked three scenes for us to do; all of them had us making out.
Melissa: Of course I remember our kiss. I think about it all the time. I can still hear the coconuts knockin together I (Phoebe is shocked.) I just didnt want to tell you cause I didnt think that youd return my love, and now that you have (Leans in to kiss Rachel.)
Pete: I told you, were adding new operators all the time. Could we concentrate on my training?
Rachel: (coming out of her bedroom with a necklace) Here it is! I love it. I wear it all the time.
Joey: Yknow I dont think you should be talking at all in there! I think youve got to much thinking to do to be talking and making jokes!
Monica: All right everybody, this turkey is ready!
Chandler: Say your son never feels connected to you, as one. Say all of his relationships are affected by this.
Phoebe: Okay. All right you yellow-bellied-lilly-livered-DRAW!! (they both kick up the foot rests like an old fashioned gun fight.)
Joey: All right, who got Chandler? Cause I uh, need to trade.
Phoebe: All right, get a room.
Monica: All right, umm, were not gonna really keep it this way though.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's Balcony, the gang is all there watching Chandler.]