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Ross: Look, I-I dont want to miss anymore baby stuff. So Here. Heres my new pager number, okay? Anytime anything pregnancy related happens use it! Ill be there! Okay? I dont care if its three in the morning and all you want is ice cream.
Joey: Calm?! I wasnt calm! Ive never been more scared in all my life!
Joey: Uh, really good. Really good. Yeah, I should be ready to kill myself any day now. (Chandler returns with a bobby pin and hands it to Joey.) Wow, you sure found that quick. (He tries the pin in the lock.) I justI wish I didnt feel this way about Rachel anymore, yknow? I wish things could go back to normal. I mean, I love living with her and God, helping out with the baby is just amazing, but now I think I think Ross feels left out. Yknow? When I had to take Rachel to the hospital, the doctor thought I was the father. God You shouldve seen the look on Rosss face. (Pause) By the way, I have no idea what Im doing here. For all I know Im just locking it more. Oh hey, did you try opening it with a credit card?
Chandler: Well, its not your fault. What are you gonna do? Not take her to the hospital? Yknow? Youre doing nothing wrong. (Pause) Except for harboring an all consuming love for the woman whose carrying his baby. (He loses his card behind the door.) Richard? If-if youre in there, could you pass me my credit card?
Joey: All right now, so? What do you think?
Chandler: Not to shabby, I got this all off myself using my wifes tools. (He takes the door off the frame and we finally get to see whats behind the green door! It is stacked, floor to ceiling, with junk.) Oh my God!
Chandler: So Rachels all moved out huh? How are you taking it?
Joey: Are you kidding me? Im great! Yeah, Im uh; Im better than great. I am good. And now that shes gone, I can uh, I can do all this stuff around here that I couldnt do before. Yknow? Like umm, I can walk around naked again. Yknow? I can uh, I can watch porn in the living room. Right? This is uh, this is good for me. Yknow? I like being on my own, Im uh, better off this way. Im uh, a lone wolf. Yknow? A loner. Alone. All alone. Forever. Whats a wolf got to do to get a huh around here?! (Chandler rushes over and hugs him.)
All: Ohh!!
Joey: Okay, all right.
Chandler: Okay, umm, we all have to play strip poker.
Phoebe: All right, Im gonna close my eyes and point to someone, and you, whoever I point has to come up with something fun for us to do, and we have to do it.
Phoebe: Monica, if you get five cool points, you get to make somebody take off one item of clothing. It hasnt happened yet, but were all very excited.
Joey: Fine. Gang up on me! I got you all right where I want you.
Monica: Chasing him all around the room?
Joey: All right, relax. Its just a shoe.
Rachel: (getting up) All right, Im gonna make more margaritas! (She pours the rest of the pitcher into Rosss glass.)
All: Hey.
All: Wooooo!!!!
(They all pause and think about it.)
Bonnie: All right.
Bonnie: Because I think about shaving it all off again sometime.
All: Oh, no!! No, no!
All: Wow!! (they all recoil in shock and horror)
Rachel: All right! Ross, do you think its easy for me to see you with somebody else?
Phoebe: Ok, somebody is on their way to ruin wedding okay. And I have to warn somebody, alright. So if you dont give me that number then Im going to come over there and kick your snooty ass all the way to New Glocken..shire.
Phoebe Sr: All right, the man in the picture is Chuck Magioni.
All: Yeah! Yes! (They all right into the living room, all excited.)
[Scene: A wintry February day in New York City, snowplows are clearing the streets. Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross.]
Monica: Why would I say anything? That two of our best friends could start the greatest love affair of their lives! And they would have me to thank, and we could all start having babies?
Phoebe Sr.: So I guess youd like to know how it all happened.
Ross: Well, yeah. I cant-I cant stay here all night, and if I go in there shes-shes gonna wanna... do stuff.
Bonnie: Rachel was just helping me out. My head got all sunburned.
All: Oh yeah!
Monica: Oh damn the jellyfish. Damn all the jellyfish!
Ursula: All right, hang on! (She takes the note, goes back into her apartment and slams the door shut.)
Joey: All right. (gets up)
Rachel: All right, thats it, you guys! What happened out there?
Monica: (interrupting) All right!! All right. (walks slowly into the living room) I got stung. Stung bad. I couldnt stand. I-I couldnt walk.
Phoebe: All right, stop it. Now youre just doing it to freak me out.
Rachel: You have! Ross, you should give yourself credit. I mean my Mom never thought this would work out. It was all, Once a cheater, always a cheater.
Chandler: Okay, then you gotta back away, all right? You dont need that kindve hurt. Take it from a guy whos never had a long term relationship......
Chandler: Okay. All right.
Chandler: (nods his head) Do you mind if we stick you in another cabinet? (to Joey) They seem all right with it!
Chandler: All right, how about we, how bout we sell it.
Joey: Its All Relative.
Chandler: Uh-huh, first you tell us where you got the prettiest lace in all the land.
Ross: Fine! Fine! But this break-up was not all my fault, and she, she says here, (reading from the letter) If you accept full responsibility... (to Chandler and Joey) Full responsibility! ...I can begin to trust you again. Does that seem like something you can do. (yells at Joey) Does it?!!
Rachel: (on tape) I screwed up so bad, I told Monica that I would stuff and send all these wedding invitations like weeks ago and I-I
Rachel: I mean why, of all people would you want to go out with Chip?!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast.]
Phoebe: Yes, and it is my dying wish to have that ring. See, if Im not buried with that ring then my spirit is going to wander the nether world for all eternity
Phoebe: I know! So this woman probably could like have all kinds of stories about my parents, and she might even know like where my Dad is. So I looked her up, and she lives out by the beach. So maybe this weekend we could go to the beach?
All: You think?
All: Hey!
Rachel: All right!!
Monica: Is that all?
Joey: (approvingly) Oh! ok, yeah, I think I can do that. Yeah ok, there's this party scene coming up.. and Olivia and her husband are there and all Drake wants to do is grab her and kiss her, but he can't... And that makes me think about all those times when I wanted to grab you and kiss you, but you didn't know so I would just pretend everything was cool, but really, it was killing me.
Chandler: Are you all right?!
Chandler: What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!
Spokeswoman: And the man who made all this possible... Mr. Peter Becker.
Ross: (seeing Phoebe still with cat) You didnt tell her?! (They all kinda shy away.) Okay, fine! Pheebs?
Monica: Me too. (they all leave)
Chandler: Wow! Really?! We get all this rusty crap for free?!
Joey: Hey!! We are so in luck! Treeger said that we could have all this cool stuff from the basement. Wait right there. (Goes back into the hall)
Chip: The movie theatre, you used to come in all the time.
[Cut to Monica and Rachels apartment, all are there.]
Rachel: Look! I cleaned! I did the windows, I did the floors... I even used all the attachments on the vacuum, except that little round one with the bristles, I don't know what that's for.
[Cut to Monica and Rachels, theyre all there playing cards.]
All: Nooo!! (Joey quickly stops nodding his head.)
Chandler: All right, theres a nuclear holocaust, Im the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?
Monica: You bet that Id screw up?! So all that stuff about hiring me because I was good was
Joey: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Oh hey! Can you, can you hang on a second? (To Phoebe and Rachel) Its the producers over at Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. can you excuse me for a minute? (On phone) Hey, funny you should call. I was just looking over next weeks script. (Listens) Canceled?! (Listens) Like theyre taking it off the air? (Listens) Ohh. (Listens) All right, see you Monday. (Listens) Were not even shootin them anymore?!! (Listens) All right, bye! (Hangs up) They canceled Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E!
Mrs. Geller: No-no-no, that was all true. This was just in case you pulled a Monica.
Joanna: (answering the phone) Yes. (listens) Uh, cant you wait until tomorrow? (listens) All right. (hangs up) Unbelievable!!
[Scene: The beach house, Phoebe is coming down the stairs all packed and ready to go.]
Rachel: Oh, Chandler!! All right, this is it! (Grabs the key) You never see Joanna again!
Monica: (getting up) All right, Ill go down there. But, Im not gonna serve the lasagna. Im gonna serve something I make.
Chandler: It still wouldnt be clean. (Rachel makes an Eww, disgusting! face) All I want is my freedom.
Rachel: I ah, will buy and wrap all of your Christmas gifts.
[Scene: Central Perk, all except Chandler, are there.]
All: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
(They all laugh and Joey joins them, not to be left out. When the laughing dies down, he has a depressed look on his face.)
Mrs. Tribbiani: Why did you have to fill your father's head with all that garbage about making things right? Things were fine the way they were! There's chicken in there, put it away. For God's sake, Joey, really. (She gives the sofabed a tiny push and it folds away)
Ross: All right, the score is nine to eight in favor of the guys. Ladies if you miss this the game is theirs, pick your category.
Joey: All right! Now you go get that beautiful pig! (Ross hesitates, looks unsure) Oink!
Guy: All right, you have yourself a deal. (shakes his hand)
Joey: All right, all right, all right. (Starts to leave, stops, and turns around) I mean Ill have to check with him first, but Ill think hell be cool with it. (Monica shoos him out.)
Joey: All right! Ill try! But if I cant, you can stay with Chandler and I until you get settled.
All: Hey!
Joey: All right, Im here, lets ahh, get this over with.
Joey: All right.
Monica: All right, then show me some manly moves.
Joey: Hey-hey, hold on, this isnt some kind of like girly dance. All right, its like a sport, its manly!
Joey: All right, well maybe Im enjoying it a little bit. I mean Im getting pretty good at it.
Phoebe: Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday.
Joey: Well I dont like to say it out loud, but, yeah! Dont feel bad man, we all have our strengths. Youre better with numbers and stuff.
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang's all there. Ross has a slip of paper that he throws on the ground tying to get Rachel's attention.]
All: Ohhhh.
Chandler: All right, I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna get shot down. Any advice?
Ross: Thirty seconds, all the questions you can answer.
All: Ooh, that's great, I love those little guys.
All: Way to go, Phoebe!
Chandler: All right.
Ross: Okay. (He gently touches it.) You can feel all the bones in your skull.
All: Ohh!
Chandler: All right.
Chandler: (to Ross) All right listen, I have to go to the bathroom, but if the place with the big fish comes up again. Id like know whether thats several big fish or just one big fish.