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[Scene: Central Perk, all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason.]
Phoebe: All right, y'know forget hypnosis. The way to quit smoking is you have to dance naked in a field of heather, and then bath in the sweat of six healthy young men.
All: Wow!
Frank: Oh, I knew youd be so cool about this. All right, ah, hey, do you want to meet her?
Frank: Okay, cool, all right, she just ah, parking the truck. (to Joey) Im gonna, Im gonna get my ah, my fianc�e man!
Alice: Y'know it-its funny, um, Frank told me so much about you, but your not how I pictured you at all.
Rachel: Well, that shouldnt be a problem. I mean I work in fashion and all I meet are eligible straight men.
Rachel: (laughs) Well, I mean, are you sure you want to go out with her? I mean that aint a pretty picture in the morning, yknow what I mean. That wig all in disarray, and boobs flung over the night stand, y'know.
Phoebe: No, I know, I know, that this is Franks life, (walks behind them, they turn around in the leather chairs to face her) y'know. Y'know, I dont want to be all judgmental, y'know, but this is sick, its sick and wrong!
Phoebe: But, I mean, do you think hes gonna enjoy it when hes up to his elbows in the diapers from all the babies they have to have right away?! This is not fair to Frank, (she walks behind them again, and hey again turn to follow her) and it-its not fair to the babies, and y'know what, its not good home economics.
Monica: Well, umm, Walker was looking for this big bus load of kids . (realises) All right, I get your point.
Rachel: All right.
Ross: All were saying is dont rush into anything.
Frank: Okay, so wait, all right, so how does that make things better?
Frank: All right, man!!
Joey: All right, congratulations you lucky bastard! (hugs him)
All: Got it. Yeah all right. Yeah, okay.
Pete: (turns off the TV) Youre taking this all wrong. Because, if I didnt leave you that tip, you wouldnt of come down here, we wouldnt be having this argument, and there wouldnt be this ah, heat between us.
Pete: One meal! Thats all Im asking for. Please? We go out, we eat, and if you dont have a good time, I give you ten grand, we call it even.
Phoebe: Okay. Whoa, sorry. Why were you just like all in the dark?
Frank: Oh well, um, your, your laundry just smelled so good, that I thought Id curl up in it. Is that all right?
Frank: Uh, no, not really, just that I was too young, y'know, but I dont see how I could all of the sudden be too young, cause Im older than I was when we first got together.
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah, no, I dont, I dont know. But, y'know what, maybe its just all for the best?
Frank: Y'know, I just was finally happy y'know. For the first time in my life! After my Dad left me, and then, and then getting arrested for stealing those birds, and then, and then the whole punctured lung thing! I can, its still really hard to take deep breaths in cold weather, but with Alice all that stuff kinda went away. And now its, and now its gone and I dont know why!
Chandler: (in a feminine way) Oh my God! (and he jumps all around)
(Theyre all staring at him, with big, huge smiles on their faces.)
All: Oh-no-no-no-no .
Phoebe: Thats right, exactly. (sees them) All right, its a good bye kiss, thats good. (Frank picks Alice up and they move to the couch) Bye-bye. (They both lie down on the couch and start to make out.) Okay, no, the important thing is that you see what Im saying, y'know, just y'know, this is clearly wrong. (They ignore her) Okay, Ive decided Im gonna let this happen! Okay, can I just get my purse? (She reaches in and Alice moans) Okay, all right, good. (leaves).
Joey: Hey, its gonna be all right.
Chandler: (entering with Rachel) Im telling ya, Joannas got it all wrong. Okay? All I said was, This was fun. Lets do it again sometime. Ill give you a call.
All you want is a dingle, What you envy's a schwang, A thing through which you can tinkle, Or play with, or simply let hang...
Chandler: All right! Fine! But its just a lunch date, no more than an hour! And from now on I get my own dates, I dont want you setting me up with anybody ever again!
Kate: Look umm, I, I was, I was just caught up in the moment. Thats all it was. Joey, Im-Im sorry you feel bad, but havent you ever sleep with a women where it meant more to her than it did to you?
Phoebe: All right. Did everyone get out okay?
Chandler: Its not a big deal. Its, just its right here, (points to his eye) and its all the time.
Gunther: Are you all right?
(She gets just about all the way over to him and falls into his arms.)
Rachel: And youre still not attracted to him at all?
WEDDING PLANNER: All rightie, everybody look at me. Good. All right, its time. Bridesmaids and ushers let's see two lines, thank you.
Chandler and Joey: Awwwww!! (They lean back all the way.) Awwwwwww!!!
Monica: Oh my God! Oh, this is incredible! Ohh! (she rolls over and kisses him on the cheek) All right, y'know what? Im just gonna roll right into that office and-and quit!
Pete: All right.
All: Good-bye! Good luck! (She opens the door to reveal Monica and Joey.)
Joey: Hey!! I need to relax! Okay? I was working all day!
Ross: (sees the chick) Ohhh, hey! All right, listen, I-I have that TV thing in like two hours, and I need your help, okay? What do you think? (takes out two suits) This blue suit, or this brown one?
Ross: All right.
Ross: Okay, come on! All right, I gotta go! So good luck at the party. Okay?
Ross: All I have to do is close my eyes. See? (closes his eyes) Woo-hoo!!
Ross: All right.
Rachel: All right. (She starts to take off her robe) Fine.
Chandler: Okay. And its not just chicks y'know? Its all kinds of other animals!
Monica: No, its not bad. Its not bad at all. Its-its really nice.
Monica: Okay, I feel like Im talking to Lassie. All right, Phoebe would you just tell me!
Monica: All right shut up for a second and let me just see something. (She kisses him back on the lips) Oh, wow! (They then hug and kiss, very passionately.)
(In the hallway, Ross all dejected, sits down on the step.)
All: Hey.
Ross: All right, Ill see you tonight.
Rachel: No. No, not at all, not at all. I actually was gonna bring someone myself, so
All: Oh!
Joey: All right, okay, this is great, uh, Chandler, you get behind the desk. And-and when she comes in hopefully, she wont recognise you because, well, why would she? Uh, okay, and then you buzz Ross and I. (to Ross) You be Mr. Gonzalez, and Ill be uh, Mr. Wong.
Monica: Okay, this is the den. All right, check this out. Lights! (the lights turn on automatically, but are very bright) Whoa! All right. Less lights! Bad lights! Lights go away! (they dim) Oh, see you just need to find the right command.
Monica: All right. Honey, thats-thats a sleeve. Okay?
Phoebe: Yeah. But Sergei said it took the Germans six weeks to get all the way across it.
Tommy: Oh! Oh! The usher must be right! What, with all that training they go through! Get out!! (They start to leave.) Here! (He throws him back his ticket.) (to Ross, calmly) Hey man, you want the aisle?
Ross: Okay, its second down. (turns away) Take all the second downs you need.
Cailin: I dont know. Could be because I dont feel like standing around all night waiting for some guy who may or may not scream.
(They both look at each other, nod their heads All right and follow their stuff into their new rooms.)
(Joey steps in a picks up the paper, the gang all look at him.)
Joey: All right, well start with apples.
Monica: When two people finally realise their feelings for each other, and-and they talk for hours, and they-they learn all about the other person!
Pete: Now, nooo! Im just excited about the restaurant, thats all.
Rachel: Umm, or, maybe, I should stay away from all men.
Ross: Look. Look, I wasnt going to say anything to you, but... All right, I dont think you should be seeing Tommy anymore.
Lauren: Ive been waiting up all night for ya. Where have you been? (Joey doesnt answer) Where have you been? Vic?!
Rachel: Oh thats all right! Yknow, I ended up having a really good time. Yknow, the charity was a big success and they raised a lot of money and awareness.
Monica: All right people listen, Ive got exactly twenty-eight minutes before I have to baste again.
MONICA: Leon, Leon. Shhh! Guys. Wait, I don't understand. Those steaks were just a gift from the meat vendor. That was not a kick back. I'll just replace them and we can forget the whole thing. What corporate policy? No. Yeah. All right. I just got fired.
All: Hang it up! Hang up the phone!!
Phoebe: Well, I think I broke it. But thats all right, heres the number you can call.
Chandler: All right Rock, Paper, Scissors who has to tell the whore to leave! (Joey smirks.) What?
(He goes over and sits down at the counter, all depressed.)
All: What?!
Dr. Rhodes: First of all, it's on your ass.
ROSS: Sweetie, it's be gonna okay, all right. It's a wedding, generally people focus on the bride.
Joey: Come on! Youre good with kids. Theyre just crazy on Halloween. Yknow, theyre all greedy and hopped up on sugar!
All: (standing up) Hey Pete.
All: I love you, love you.
All: Eeaagh!
Phoebe: All right. I gotta go. I have break up with Vince.
Joey: No! All right, who-who makes up the questions?
All: Good luck!
Rachel: (all mushy) Oh, you know what? Let's not say anything else. I love you. (they hug)
Rachel: All right, look, heres the bottom line Ross, this is fixable, if we act fast, okay. So, Ill invite him to brunch tomorrow and you can make nice.
Chandler: All right! Ten buck! Fork it over! Cough it up! Pay the piper! Gimme it.
Phoebe: No, no, no, oh no-no-no, its has to be 800. (picks up the instruction manual to check the phone number) Cause all those big companies have 800 numbers, every one. (Finds the number) Yeah, every big Utah-based company has one.
(They all applaud her.)
Chandler: (comforting the duck) Everythings gonna be all right. Okay, Dick?
All: Hey!
(Rachel, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey all scooch over to let them sit down.)
All: Whoa. (they all lean in to get a closer look, Ross isn't pleased)
Monica: Forget it. (they all turn and listen to Billy and Robin)
Chandler: Oh, so thats why the priest threw holy water on me. (theres no reaction from Joey) Okay, listen, you have to cheer up! Okay? You should come out with Ross and me, I mean anything is better than sitting around here crying all day about Kate.
Phoebe: All right, so, so you went to Petes...
Phoebe: Yeah, because you know what, it's... it's all about the children.
All: Ohh.
Monica: All right, that's it. You know what? Just get out of my way and stop moping.
Chandler: All right buddy, way to go! (smacks him on the butt)
Ross: All right so, Chandler, from now on, dont give your boss a chance to get you. Y'know just ah, dont turn your back to him.
Hoshi: All right, on the table. (Pete gets on the table for his rubdown)
Rachel: Yeah, I said what was okay when I thought she was some weird bald chick. I mean, y'know, that girl has hair got all over head!
Phoebe: Thats it! 25 percent? That means thats its like 75 percent chance of no baby at all!
Ross: All right! You go get him! Lets go!
ROSS: Well, why're you all dressed up?
The Interviewer: So, thats it. I guess thats all I need. Thank you so much. I think they will be running this in the beginning of next month.
Ross: What? Oh! I gotta tell you, I-I wasnt expecting to like her at all, I mean I actually wasnt expecting to like anyone right now, but shes really terrific.
(Chandler, Ross, and Phoebe all stop dead in their tracks at the news.)
Phoebe: Okay, first of all, breathe. Second of all, I dont get it. Arent you the one that decided that you didnt want to be with Ross?
Phoebe: Oh, we killed them all.
Chandler: No. No, not at all, thats-thats ridiculous.
All: Ohh!! (they all start pointing at the screen)
All: Oh! Oh! (they all recoil in horror)
Bonnie: All right, I was 15, it was my best friend, Ruth, and we got drunk on that hard cider, and then suddenly, I dont know, we were, we were making out.
Joey: Well, I think we all learned something.
All: Oh!
All: Yeah! Yeah, we can!
RACHEL: Oh please. That Paolo thing was barely a relationship. All it really was was just, ya know, meaningless animal sex. Ok, ya know, that sounded soooo much better in my head.
Ross: Than I want mine, too (takes the bowl from Joey)! And if I win I'm gonna put it all into a very low-yield bond.
Monica: Whats with all this sand? (picking a handful of sand off of the floor, which is covered in sand)