words in movies
Joey: Oh yeah! Amy just burned Jos manuscript. I dont see how he could ever forgive her.
Rachel: All right, okay, Laurie proposes to Jo, and she says no, even though shes still in love with him, and then he ends up marring Amy.
Amy: I know! I'm Erin Brockovich!
Amy: Thank you! So, can I stay with you?
Rachel: Amy, hi!
Amy: I took your advice, I left Myron.
[Scene: The corridor. Amy knocks Joey’s door and Rachel opens the door.]
Rachel: Yeah... Amy kept kicking me in her sleep yelling ‘Myron, get off!’
Amy: We’re gonna be roomies! (she snaps her finger and points at Joey, snaps her fingers again and points to the bags) Come on!
Amy: Well, I’m staying with you guys!
Amy: Good morning.
Rachel: Amy, that’s what I was supposed to wear today, that’s why I hung it on the door.
Amy: Oh, sweety, you can’t pull this off.
Amy: (To Rachel) Nana is on the phone (Hands the phone over to Rachel)
Rachel: Well, uhm... whatever, I have really appreciated it, 'cause I don’t think I would be the person that I am today if it wasn’t for you guys. See, I wanna help Amy the way you guys helped me. And I know it’s gonna take patience, but that’s ok.
Rachel: (Into the phone) Hello? (announces to Amy) Oh, it's our nanny! (goes back to the phone conversation) Hi! Oh... God! I hope you feel better! Ok, bye! (Hangs up) (To Ross) That's Molly, she's sick. Can you watch Emma today?
Amy: Well, I can do it.
Amy: (very excited) Oh! Great! So how much does it pay? (Ross just gives up and leaves)
(Amy approaches from behind)
Amy: She did? Who got her condo in Boca?
Amy: Ella wanted to go out, so we went shopping and got some sushi.
Amy: Hi!
(Amy comes in with Emma in a stroller)
(Rachel comes in, sees Amy and Emma)
(Amy takes off Emma's hat)
Amy: Yeah, not really. Babies are dull.
Amy: (Very excited about it) Doesn't it make her nose look smaller?
Amy: I'm fine! And, I got you a present for letting me stay with you. Ready?
Amy: Ta-daaa!
Amy: Why, did something happen to his falafel cart?
Amy: Well, if I had told you, then it wouldn't have been surprise, now would it?
Amy: Hey you know what, this kid needs me, okay? She needs to have a cool fun aunt!
Ross: Did she (points at Amy) do this to her? I told you we shouldn't have left Emma with her!
Amy: Since today... I am going to be a baby stylist.
Amy: (Sarcastically) O-Okay!
Ross: (pointing at Amy, shouting) No more falafel for you!
Amy: Enter Amy!
Amy: What? What are you gonna do?
Rachel: (looks at Ross and then at Amy again in disbelief) What?
(Amy looks at Ross, angrily. Rachel clearly doesn't understand what he meant and looks at Ross who gestures "later".)
Amy: Well, I don't need you to help me, because I already know what I'm going to do with my life.
Amy: You're kicking me out?
Ross: (very angry) Amy, I ju... I just... I just wanna...
(Rachel and Amy enter)
Amy: You know what? Ever since I got here, you have been nothing but negative.
Amy: You didn't want me to marry the old guy with the great apartment. Then, I tried to help your daughter to de-emphasize her flaws (frantically pointing at her nose) And suddenly I am the bad guy?
Amy: hm-mmm... Mom said she gained like fifteen pounds.
Amy: Yeah well, at least now people will know she is a girl!
Amy: You know what? When I moved in here I thought: This is gonna be so great. Just us sisters, back together again like when we were kids, except without that stupid Jill... Oh! Who has gotten fat by the way...
Amy: Ass and face.
Amy: You can?
Amy: Ugh, I'm sorry... Ella.
Amy: She was. Carbs found her... See, this is what I wanted. Two sisters, talking about real stuff.
Amy: (touched) Thank you. I've got to admit, Emma does look cute.
[Scene: The street in front of Central Perk. Rachel and Amy are walking on the sidewalk.]
Amy: Not that great. It's almost if people don't want to hear that their babies are ugly.
Amy: Well, it should be. I'm gonna help babies learn how to accessorize, what colors to wear, what clothes are slimming...
Rachel: Amy! Hi! Oh-oh-hoh! (they hug) Wow! You remember Joey?
Ross: Hi Rachel! Here's your sister Amy! She thinks I need pec implants!
Rachel: I know, I know, and you were right Ross. (To Amy) You are soo irresponsible I am never letting you baby-sit ever again!
(Joey comes out of Monica’s apartment and sees Rachel and Amy but does not notice the huge amount of bags)
Amy: Old? Yeah! But he travels a lot, so he's hardly ever there.
Rachel turns to Ross: Oh whose side are you on? <back to Amy> I'm not giving you Emma because there is no way you could handle the responibility of a child.
Amy: Seriously? Its.. its just these rooms? <moves hands around motioning 'just these rooms'> <To Ross> I thought you were a doctor.
Ross starts talking over her 'do you remember' line: Amy. I'm going to save you some time, ok. <spins finger around in circle> All me.
(Amy walks in carrying a phone handset)
Ross: Well, for one thing, she keeps calling her Ella! Rachel: (Defends Amy) Wha.. well, Ella's a nice name!
Joey: Oh, come on! Last night I was finishing off a pizza and she said (aping Amy badly) "Uoh oh oh, a moment on the lips, forever on the hips!" I don’t need that kind of talk in my house!
Amy: Oh, I can’t, honey. I’m gonna go get my eyebrows shaped. (points at her eyebrows) I am not happy. (to Joey who has a pizza box in his hands) Oh... sure you wanna eat that?
Amy: Not really. But you are much cuter then that geeky guy she used to date.
<Amy bending over fiddling with her purse when Emma cries and she hears Emma>
Amy: Now listen, not that you guys could stop me or anything cause you know you'd be dead. I was thinking about changing her name. I'm just not really a big fan of Emily. [Transcriber note: I'm surprised that Rachel and Ross didn't say they weren't either here]
Amy: Yeah, well you know what I cannot believe. That my so-called sister, gets a 30% discount from Ralph Lauren and I still have to pay retail.
<Amy gets pissed and starts cutting food on the fancy plate very harshly, you can hear the silveware scraping the fancy plate>
Amy: No, she was this really dorky girl in high school that used to follow Rachel around like a puppy dog.
Amy: Why did you change it, Ella was so much prettier!
Rachel: See look Amy, we're a lot closer to Monica and Chandler. We see them every day. And truthfully honey, you don't seem very connected to the baby.
Amy: Oh! It's Ross... Hey Ross! (She says hey to the guy at the falafel stand, whose only similarity with Ross would be his black hair.) Hello-oo Ross! (to Rachel) He's rude!
Written by: Jill Condon & Amy Toomin Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Rachel: Shell be out in a second. So, Chip, hows umm, Amy Welch?
Chip: Amy Welch? Wow! I havent seen her since... So, Monica about ready?
Rachel: Monica! I couldnt find him for two hours! He was having sex with Amy Welch!
Rachel: Amy, you know what? I was thinking that maybe now it'd be a good time for us to sit down and, you know, talk about your future.
Teleplay by: Jill Condon & Amy Toomin Story by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Woman: Amy!
Part I Written by: Michael Borkow Part II Teleplay by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan & Scott Silveri Part II Story by: Jill Condon & Amy Toomin Part I Transcribed by: Eric Aasen Part II Transcribed by: Aaron D. Miller
Amy: Connected? I mean.. to what? She's.. she's a lump.
Joey: (still singing) " Amy! Happy birthday to you!"
Woman at door in a sing song voice: Amy.
Amy: Humpf, remember him? How we used to make out all the time after you went to sleep.
Rachel: Oh. <opens door preparing herself and then happily says> Amy! Happy Thanksgiving.
Amy: Do you have a hair straightener?
Amy: oh... hi.. <goes to Rachel with open arms>
Amy: Hair Straightener?
<Amy grabs her arms>
Amy: Oh, I know, I know. I've just been crazed.
Amy: I decorated Dad's office.
Amy: Oh my God!
Amy: Listen, um about the hair straightener, honey.. I really need one. I'm going to have dinner at my boyfriend's house.
Amy: Is this Emmett? <pointing to EMMA>
Rachel: Oh Amy, you remember Ross.
Amy: Its a girl?