words in movies
Joey: Oh yeah! Amy just burned Jos manuscript. I dont see how he could ever forgive her.
Rachel: All right, okay, Laurie proposes to Jo, and she says no, even though shes still in love with him, and then he ends up marring Amy.
Amy coming out of the bathroom: Hey. Hey where's the baby?
Amy: Oh I was just thinking. You know what would be incredible? If you guys died.
Amy: no, no, then I would get the baby. I mean you know it would be just like a movie. Like at first I wouldn't know what to do with her, then I would rise to the occasion and and then I would get a makeover and then I'd get married.
Amy turns around to Phoebe: Emma, Ross wants you.
Amy turns to Ross and Rachel: Why does she keep making that noise?
Amy: Well who would?
Amy: I don't believe this, hold on a second. You guys die and I don't get your baby?
Amy: <points to Chandler> This guy? Seriously?
Amy: Its such a slap in the face. I'm your sister and you would give your baby to these strangers over me.
Amy: No, Ross' sister was really fat.
Rachel: Hey. Amy. You've got to stop doing that.
Amy: No, I'm not talking about you. <to Rachel> It was your fat friends brother with that bad afro, do you remember?
Amy: Okay, how about this, you guys die and the crazy plate lady dies, then do I get the baby?
Amy: um... listen, I couldn't help but overhear... 'cause I was trying to... Listen, let me do this alright? I really wanna help you guys out, and plus Rachel's been so wonderful to me... (looks at hem pleadingly)
Amy: Hurts, doesn't it?
Amy is sitting on a chair by the bay window looking mad.
Amy: Why can't you ever be supportive?
Amy: You know.. this.. this is classic Rachel.
Amy: Um.. I'm a decorator.
Amy: This might be my one chance to have a baby Rachel. I mean, you know that I have been so busy focusing on my carrer.
Amy: Do you want to know why you don't want me to have the baby?
Amy: Oh. Yeah. Well.. You didn't come see me when I was in the hospital when I was getting my lips done.
Amy: How hard could it be? You do it.
Amy: I do yoga.
Amy: Uh.. To name a few. You know.. You know.. You've just always been like this. You just have to have everything. And I couldn't have anything. Like in junior high, when you stole Timmy from me. I mean, do you even realize how much that hurt me?
Amy: Oh come on, that was 20 years ago. Get over it.
Amy: Because you don't want me to be happy. You.. you have always been jealous of me.
Ross walks over: Too far, Amy. Too far.
Amy: No! What are you going to do? Make me?
Amy: So do I.
Amy: You bitch. You just think you're so perfect. With your new baby and your, your small apartment. <directs this to Ross who in turns throws the towel in his hand down on the table> Well let me tell you something. Your baby isn't even that cute.
Amy: No.
Rachel: Alright. Thats it! <Pushes Amy back>
<Amy runs towards Rachel and Rachel puts her arm out, hand on Amy's head and Amy starts trying to hit her but is missing, Rachel is moving backwards towards the table when her hand swipes the one plate left on the table on to the floor>
<Amy starts spitting on Rachel's hand and Rachel is saying ew and pushes her away>
<Amy pushes Rachel and Monica goes berserk and runs around the table>
Amy: Uh, yeah I think I did.
Rachel: Look Amy, it got a little of control..Um.. and I'm sorry. You're my sister and uh.. if it really means that much to you..
Amy starting to cry: You are not going to regret this.
Amy: So you're going to give me the baby?
Amy and Rachel at same time: Sorry.
Amy: I'm sorry.
Amy: (yelling from outside) Rachel!! Open up!! It's your sister!! (she knocks on the door again) I have to talk to you!!
Amy walks over to the couch and sits down next to Rachel: Ucch. <pauses> Uchh <louder this time> In case you hadn't noticed, I'm not talking to you.
Ross: (he opens the door) Hi Amy!
Amy: You're not Rachel.
Ross first has a look of 'huh' then changes it to sarcastic happy: Thank you Amy.
Amy: (looks confused) N-no... uhm... did I buy a falafel from you yesterday?
Amy: Yeah! Hey, sure! The "Days of Our Lives" guy!
Amy: You're not good!
Amy: Wait, this is important! Can Ella wait? (Rachel goes to Emma)
Amy: Well, I have huge news.
Amy: Hey, your English is getting better!!
Amy: H-Hi!!(to Ross) And you are...?
Amy: Um... Charlie, this is Rachel's sister Amy. Amy, this is Charlie.
(Ross enters the apartment with Amy)
Amy: No, I was talking about your bedding.
[Scene: Rachel's room. Rachel is attending to Emma. Amy is standing behind her.]
Amy: So beautiful.
Rachel: All right. What's your news, Amy?
Amy: (thinks about it) You’re right, you’re right! I’m gonna do it!
Amy: I’m gonna marry Myron and keep looking for Mr Right.
<Rachel and Amy 'fighting'.. They're really just trying to slap each other and just keep slapping their hands>
Amy: I took your advice, I left Myron.
[Scene: The corridor. Amy knocks Joey’s door and Rachel opens the door.]
Rachel: Yeah... Amy kept kicking me in her sleep yelling ‘Myron, get off!’
Amy: Good morning.
Rachel: Amy, that’s what I was supposed to wear today, that’s why I hung it on the door.
Amy: (To Rachel) Nana is on the phone (Hands the phone over to Rachel)
Amy: Well, I can do it.
(Amy approaches from behind)
Amy: Ella wanted to go out, so we went shopping and got some sushi.
Amy: Hi!
(Amy comes in with Emma in a stroller)
(Rachel comes in, sees Amy and Emma)
(Amy takes off Emma's hat)
Amy: Yeah, not really. Babies are dull.
Amy: Hey you know what, this kid needs me, okay? She needs to have a cool fun aunt!
Ross: Did she (points at Amy) do this to her? I told you we shouldn't have left Emma with her!
Ross: (pointing at Amy, shouting) No more falafel for you!
Amy: Enter Amy!
Amy: What? What are you gonna do?
Rachel: (looks at Ross and then at Amy again in disbelief) What?
(Amy looks at Ross, angrily. Rachel clearly doesn't understand what he meant and looks at Ross who gestures "later".)
Amy: Well, I don't need you to help me, because I already know what I'm going to do with my life.
Amy: You know what? Ever since I got here, you have been nothing but negative.
Amy: You didn't want me to marry the old guy with the great apartment. Then, I tried to help your daughter to de-emphasize her flaws (frantically pointing at her nose) And suddenly I am the bad guy?
Amy: hm-mmm... Mom said she gained like fifteen pounds.
Amy: (touched) Thank you. I've got to admit, Emma does look cute.
Amy: This guy! He has a killer apartment.
Amy: A-And it's on Fifth. And the elevator opens up right into the living room.
Amy: Oh! He's ok. Do you remember my old boyfriend Mark?
Amy: It's his dad.
Amy: Myron. Hmm... I told you he was old!
Amy: Oh! Um... Well... I'm getting married.
Amy: I know! I'm Erin Brockovich!
Amy: Thank you! So, can I stay with you?
Rachel: Amy, hi!
Amy: We’re gonna be roomies! (she snaps her finger and points at Joey, snaps her fingers again and points to the bags) Come on!
Amy: Well, I’m staying with you guys!