words in movies
Rachel: Monica! I couldnt find him for two hours! He was having sex with Amy Welch!
Rachel: Shell be out in a second. So, Chip, hows umm, Amy Welch?
Chip: Amy Welch? Wow! I havent seen her since... So, Monica about ready?
(Joey comes out of Monica’s apartment and sees Rachel and Amy but does not notice the huge amount of bags)
Rachel turns to Ross: Oh whose side are you on? <back to Amy> I'm not giving you Emma because there is no way you could handle the responibility of a child.
Amy: Old? Yeah! But he travels a lot, so he's hardly ever there.
Amy: Seriously? Its.. its just these rooms? <moves hands around motioning 'just these rooms'> <To Ross> I thought you were a doctor.
(Amy walks in carrying a phone handset)
<Amy bending over fiddling with her purse when Emma cries and she hears Emma>
Ross starts talking over her 'do you remember' line: Amy. I'm going to save you some time, ok. <spins finger around in circle> All me.
Ross: Well, for one thing, she keeps calling her Ella! Rachel: (Defends Amy) Wha.. well, Ella's a nice name!
Amy: Oh, I can’t, honey. I’m gonna go get my eyebrows shaped. (points at her eyebrows) I am not happy. (to Joey who has a pizza box in his hands) Oh... sure you wanna eat that?
Joey: Oh, come on! Last night I was finishing off a pizza and she said (aping Amy badly) "Uoh oh oh, a moment on the lips, forever on the hips!" I don’t need that kind of talk in my house!
Amy: Now listen, not that you guys could stop me or anything cause you know you'd be dead. I was thinking about changing her name. I'm just not really a big fan of Emily. [Transcriber note: I'm surprised that Rachel and Ross didn't say they weren't either here]
Amy: Not really. But you are much cuter then that geeky guy she used to date.
Amy: Oh! It's Ross... Hey Ross! (She says hey to the guy at the falafel stand, whose only similarity with Ross would be his black hair.) Hello-oo Ross! (to Rachel) He's rude!
Amy: Yeah, well you know what I cannot believe. That my so-called sister, gets a 30% discount from Ralph Lauren and I still have to pay retail.
Amy: No, she was this really dorky girl in high school that used to follow Rachel around like a puppy dog.
<Amy gets pissed and starts cutting food on the fancy plate very harshly, you can hear the silveware scraping the fancy plate>
Rachel: All right, okay, Laurie proposes to Jo, and she says no, even though shes still in love with him, and then he ends up marring Amy.
Amy: Why did you change it, Ella was so much prettier!
Amy: oh... hi.. <goes to Rachel with open arms>
Rachel: See look Amy, we're a lot closer to Monica and Chandler. We see them every day. And truthfully honey, you don't seem very connected to the baby.
Teleplay by: Jill Condon & Amy Toomin Story by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Woman: Amy!
Joey: (still singing) " Amy! Happy birthday to you!"
Woman at door in a sing song voice: Amy.
Rachel: Oh. <opens door preparing herself and then happily says> Amy! Happy Thanksgiving.
Amy: Do you have a hair straightener?
Amy: Hair Straightener?
<Amy grabs her arms>
Rachel: Amy, you know what? I was thinking that maybe now it'd be a good time for us to sit down and, you know, talk about your future.
Written by: Jill Condon & Amy Toomin Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Joey: Oh yeah! Amy just burned Jos manuscript. I dont see how he could ever forgive her.
Part I Written by: Michael Borkow Part II Teleplay by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan & Scott Silveri Part II Story by: Jill Condon & Amy Toomin Part I Transcribed by: Eric Aasen Part II Transcribed by: Aaron D. Miller
Amy: Connected? I mean.. to what? She's.. she's a lump.
Amy: Humpf, remember him? How we used to make out all the time after you went to sleep.
Amy: Oh, I know, I know. I've just been crazed.
Amy: Oh my God!
Amy: I decorated Dad's office.
Amy: Listen, um about the hair straightener, honey.. I really need one. I'm going to have dinner at my boyfriend's house.
Amy: Its a girl?
Amy: Is this Emmett? <pointing to EMMA>
Rachel: Oh Amy, you remember Ross.
Ross: Hey Amy.
Rachel: Amy! <pause> Yes I do.. I really do. <grabs Ross' hand for support>
Amy: No, he was this creepy guy from high school who had this huge crush on her since like the ninth grade.
Amy with straight hair: Oh she's precious. Do you ever worry she's going to get your real nose?
Amy storms out: Stupid Thanksgiving.
Amy: My boyfriend canceled on me. I mean.. I I finally find a real relationship. I mean, someone that I can spend this day with and then his wife comes back into town. I swear, its almost not worth dating married guys.
Amy: Hello? Yeah, um. Hang on one sec. <to Ross and Rachel> Can I take this upstairs?
Amy: Ew. <walks into Rachel's room, I'm guessing>
Rachel: Um look I was thinking.. If its ok with Monica I would like to invite Amy to Thanksgiving.
Rachel: Oh Amy, don't cry Amy. Um.. Ross, could I talk to you in private?
Amy: Oh. I was so looking forward to this. It was going to be such a beautiful Thanksgiving. We were going to have sushi.
Amy: wow. They must put a lot of makeup on you.
Rachel: Hey you guys, this is my sister Amy. This is Chandler, Joey, Phoebe and you know Mon.
Amy: Oh my god. You're on Days of Our Lives.
Amy with confused look on face: Yeah I.. I think so. <sticks her hand out to shake hands with Phoebe and says to her> It's nice to meet you Emma.
Monica to Amy: So. Welcome. Is this your first time you're seeing Emma?
<Monica and Amy turn away and walk into the living room towards the secret closet>
Amy: Oh. That's a funny noise.
Amy coming out of the bathroom: Hey. Hey where's the baby?
Amy: Oh I was just thinking. You know what would be incredible? If you guys died.
Amy: no, no, then I would get the baby. I mean you know it would be just like a movie. Like at first I wouldn't know what to do with her, then I would rise to the occasion and and then I would get a makeover and then I'd get married.
Amy: Uh.. To name a few. You know.. You know.. You've just always been like this. You just have to have everything. And I couldn't have anything. Like in junior high, when you stole Timmy from me. I mean, do you even realize how much that hurt me?
Amy turns to Ross and Rachel: Why does she keep making that noise?
Amy: Well who would?
Amy: I don't believe this, hold on a second. You guys die and I don't get your baby?
Rachel: Hey. Amy. You've got to stop doing that.
Amy: Okay, how about this, you guys die and the crazy plate lady dies, then do I get the baby?
Amy: um... listen, I couldn't help but overhear... 'cause I was trying to... Listen, let me do this alright? I really wanna help you guys out, and plus Rachel's been so wonderful to me... (looks at hem pleadingly)
Amy: Oh. Yeah. Well.. You didn't come see me when I was in the hospital when I was getting my lips done.
Amy: How hard could it be? You do it.
Rachel: Alright. Thats it! <Pushes Amy back>
<Amy runs towards Rachel and Rachel puts her arm out, hand on Amy's head and Amy starts trying to hit her but is missing, Rachel is moving backwards towards the table when her hand swipes the one plate left on the table on to the floor>
<Amy starts spitting on Rachel's hand and Rachel is saying ew and pushes her away>
Amy and Rachel at same time: Sorry.
Amy turns around to Phoebe: Emma, Ross wants you.
Amy: <points to Chandler> This guy? Seriously?
Amy: Its such a slap in the face. I'm your sister and you would give your baby to these strangers over me.
Amy: No, Ross' sister was really fat.
Amy: No, I'm not talking about you. <to Rachel> It was your fat friends brother with that bad afro, do you remember?
Amy: Hurts, doesn't it?
Amy is sitting on a chair by the bay window looking mad.
Amy: Why can't you ever be supportive?
Amy: You know.. this.. this is classic Rachel.
Amy: Um.. I'm a decorator.
Amy: This might be my one chance to have a baby Rachel. I mean, you know that I have been so busy focusing on my carrer.
Amy: Do you want to know why you don't want me to have the baby?
Amy: I do yoga.
<Amy pushes Rachel and Monica goes berserk and runs around the table>
Amy: Uh, yeah I think I did.
Rachel: Look Amy, it got a little of control..Um.. and I'm sorry. You're my sister and uh.. if it really means that much to you..
Amy starting to cry: You are not going to regret this.
Amy: I'm sorry.
Amy: So you're going to give me the baby?
Amy: Oh come on, that was 20 years ago. Get over it.
Amy: Because you don't want me to be happy. You.. you have always been jealous of me.
Ross walks over: Too far, Amy. Too far.
Amy: No! What are you going to do? Make me?
Amy: So do I.
Amy: You bitch. You just think you're so perfect. With your new baby and your, your small apartment. <directs this to Ross who in turns throws the towel in his hand down on the table> Well let me tell you something. Your baby isn't even that cute.