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'AND' in a movie sentence | examples for 'AND' from movies

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is eating some Chinese food.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

(They all run and join her at the window.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Chandler: And we're done with the chicken fried rice.

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Joey: Hey, yeah! Then we could do that telephone thing! Y'know, you have a can, we have a can and it's connected by a string!

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

[Scene: Ugly Naked Guy's apartment, Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place. Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Phoebe: It's amazing! You better hurry up and fill out an application or I'm gonna beat you to it.

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Ross: (laughing) Ohh. (Phoebe takes a couple of steps to the door and Ross quickly hurries out.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Phoebe: (looking out the window) Oh, look! There's Monica and Chandler! (Starts yelling.) Hey! Hey, you guys! Hey! (Chandler and Monica start taking each other's clothes off.) Ohh!! Ohh! Ahh-ahhh!!

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Phoebe: (screaming) Ahhh!! Chandler and Monica!! Chandler and Monica!!

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Phoebe: CHANDLER AND MONICA!!!!

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Rachel: Yes, I know! And Joey knows! But Ross doesn't know so you have to stop screaming!!

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Phoebe and Rachel: Ohhh!!!

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Rachel: (trying to divert his attention from the window by jumping up and down) HI!! Hi!

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Ross: Actually, it looks really good. (Turns towards the window and now Phoebe starts jumping to divert his attention.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Phoebe: (Screaming incoherently.) Get in here!!! (Motions to join her and Rachel.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

(Ross starts jumping and screaming incoherently and hops over and joins in on the group hug.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Phoebe: You mean whenever Monica and Chandler where like y'know doing laundry or going grocery shopping or—Oh! All that time Monica spent on the phone with sad Linda from camp!

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Rachel: Phoebe just found out about Monica and Chandler.

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Joey: You mean how they're friends and nothing more? (Glares at Rachel.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Rachel: No. Joey, she knows! We were at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment and we saw them doing it through the window. (Joey gasps) Actually, we saw them doing it up against the window.

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Phoebe: Okay, so now they know that you know and they don't know that Rachel knows?

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Joey: Yes, but y'know what? It doesn't matter who knows what. Now, enough of us know that we can just tell them that we know! Then all the lying and the secrets would finally be over!

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Phoebe: Or, we could not tell them we know and have a little fun of our own.

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Phoebe: And then. I would use y'know the strongest tool at my disposal. My sexuality.

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Phoebe: Okay, watch, learn, and don't eat my cookie.

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

(She gets up and goes over to Chandler who's ordering some coffee from Gunther.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Phoebe: Well actually you're the one person I can't tell this too. And the one person I want to the most.

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Phoebe: I think it's just y'know that I haven't been with a guy in so long and how sometimes you're looking for something and you just don’t even see that it's right there in front of you sipping coffee—Oh no, have I said to much? Well it's just something to think about. I know I will.

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

(She makes a show of bending over to get her coat and showing off her bum. She then walks out, leaving no one to eat her cookie.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

[Scene: Chandler's bedroom, Chandler and Monica are there, of course. Like who else would it be, duh!]

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Chandler: Well, my Grandfather was Swedish and my Grandmother was actually a tiny little bunny.

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there. Monica is entering from her room.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Rachel: Okay great, hold on a sec! (She runs to her room and returns carrying a huge bag of laundry.) Oh, here you go! You don't mind do ya? That would really help me out a lot! Thanks!

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Ross: Well, I called over there and it turns out Ugly Naked Guy is subletting it himself and he's already had like a hundred applicants.

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Ross: Well yeah! Someone sent us a basket at work once and people went crazy over those little muffins. It was the best day.

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Chandler: (after they've left) Okay, did you see that?! With the inappropriate and the pinching!!

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Monica: Phoebe knows and she's just trying to freak us out! That's the only explanation for it!

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Chandler: (a little hurt) Okay but what about y'know my pinchable butt and my bulging biceps—She knows!

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Joey is snoozing with Hugsy, his bedtime penguin pal and Chandler and Monica come storming in.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Joey: Uhhh, Phoebe and Joey.

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Joey: And Rachel. I would've told you but they made me promise not to tell!

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Joey: I'm sorry! But hey, it's over now, right? Because you can tell them that you know they know and I can go back to knowing absolutely nothing!

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Ross: Look I've already looked at like a thousand apartments this month and none of them even compares to that one!

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Rachel: You should find out what his hobbies are and then use that to bond with him. Yeah! Like if I would strike up a conversation about say umm, sandwiches. Or uh, or my underwear.

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Ross: That is a great idea! And! I know Ugly Naked Guy because we've been watching him for like five years so that gives me back my edge! Oh, let's see now he had the trampoline.

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Ross: Okay, I've got to go pick up Ben but I-I will figure something out. (He opens the door and stops.) Hey, didn't he used to have a cat?

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

(The phone rings and Rachel answers it.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Chandler: Yeah, listen, Joey isn't gonna be here tonight so why don't you come over and I'll let you uh, feel my bicep. Or maybe more.

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Phoebe: I'll have to get back to you on that. Okay, bye! (Hangs up.) Oh my God! He wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more!

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Rachel: I can not believe he would do that to Mon—Whoa! (She stops suddenly and slowly turns to point at Joey. Joey is avoiding her eyes.) Joey, do they know that we know?

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

[Scene: Outside Ugly Naked Guy's apartment, Ross is knocks on the door and Ugly Naked Guy answers it. He's ugly. He's naked. And he's holding a huge jumbo soda.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Ross: Good evening, sir. My name is Ross Geller. I'm one of the people who applied for the apartment. And I-I realize that the competition is fierce but—I'm sorry. I, I can't help but notice you're naked and (He claps his hands.) I applaud you. Man, I wish I was naked. I mean, this-this looks so great. That is how God intended it.

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica and Rachel and Phoebe are planning their respective strategies to break the other pairing. Joey is not amused.

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

[Cut to Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

(She saunters over to Chandler with a mean pair of 'Come hither' eyes and she glares at Monica.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Phoebe: Good. I'm really looking forward to you and me having sexual intercourse.

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

(As she walks away, Chandler mouths a scream to Monica. How motions and mouths, "It's okay, it's okay.")

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Rachel: Oh yeah! (She gasps.) Oh my God! That is our friend! (Monica covers her face.) It's Naked Ross! (Monica turns and buries her face in Chandler's shoulder.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Phoebe: And Joey, get me a bottle of wine and glasses? (He begrudgingly does so.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

(In the meantime, Rachel has returned with the perfume and sprays a mist out in front of Phoebe who walks through the mist and does a little spin.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

[Cut to Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Monica is getting Chandler ready for his half of the plan.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Monica: Because you're on my team! And my team always wins!

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

(Phoebe knocks on the door with the wine and Chandler answers it. Rachel hides next to the door.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Phoebe: I was going too. (They go inside and he closes the door.) Umm, I brought some wine. Would you like some?

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

(She makes a big show out of pulling out the cork and pours the wine.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

(They click their glasses and take a sip. That sip turns into a gulp, which quickly progresses into their mutual draining of their glasses at once.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Phoebe: Maybe, maybe I'll dance for you. (She starts doing a rather suggestive and seductive dance that's silly at the same time.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Phoebe: No. No! It's just y'know first, I wanna take off all my clothes and have you rub lotion on me.

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Rachel: Joey look, just look at it this way, the sooner Phoebe breaks Chandler the sooner this is all over and out in the open.

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Monica: You go back out there and you seduce her till she cracks!

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

[Cut back to the living room. Chandler slowly exits the bathroom and gets pushed from behind by Monica and sees Phoebe closing the apartment door.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Phoebe: Umm, not without you, lover. (She slowly walks over to him and is showcasing her bra.) So, this is my bra.

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

(They move closer to together and Phoebe hesitantly puts her hand on Chandler's hip. He puts his hand on her left hip but then decides to put his hand on her left hip. Phoebe then grabs his butt. Chandler goes for her breast, but stops and puts his hand on her shoulder.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

(They slowly and hesitantly move their lips together and kiss gently. Phoebe has her eyes wide open in shock and Chandler is squinting. He finally breaks the kiss after only a short while and pushes Phoebe away.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Phoebe: And why not?!

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

(Monica comes out of the bathroom like a bolt, and Rachel and Joey both enter.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Chandler: Love her! That's right, I…LOVE…HER!!! I love her!! (They walk together and hug.) I love you, Monica.

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Chandler: And hats off to Phoebe. Quite a competitor. (Pause) And might I say your breasts are still showing.

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Phoebe: God! (She turns and buttons up.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Chandler: Yes, and we'd appreciate it if no one told him yet.

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

[Scene: Ross's new apartment, he is showing his boss, Dr. Ledbetter his new place and new outlook on life.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Ross: A new place for a new Ross. I'm gonna have you and all the guys from work over once it's y'know, furnished.

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Ross: Well I am that. And that whole rage thing is definitely behind me.

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

MONICA: I'm at work, ordinary day, you know, chop chop chop, sauti, sauti, sauti. All of a sudden, Leon, the manager, calls me into his office. It turns out they fired the head lunch chef, and guess who got the job.

"Friends", season 2, episode 5

Catherine: All the appliances are included. There is a lot of light, a new kitchen... I think you guys would be very happy here... (Joey and Chandler both realise what she's assuming and start laughing.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 7

Janice: (to butcher) No, thank you. (Chandler makes a sound and she notices him) Chandler!

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Ross: (chasing her, trying to zip up his pants. His got them on right now.) No, wait! Emily! No, wait, stop! Emily, please—(He catches something important in the zipper and howls like a little boy and falls to the floor.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Rachel: Ross! Your honor, rest assured relationship ended like two years ago! (To the stenographer) And could you strike "Consummated like bunnies" from the record?

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

(Ross and Emily’s parents are seated at a table. Ross is between them and they are discussing the wedding bill.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Charlie: You know, actually I'm a little surprised to myself. I mean, Joey is so different from the guys I usually date. I mean, they're all professors, and intellectuals, and paleontologists mostly, you know, very cerebral...

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Rachel: I accidentally kissed him in the interview, and now he wants me back y'know of course, 'cause "Let's bring the girl back who kisses everybody!"

"Friends", season 5, episode 17

Ross: Look, forget it Phoebe. Okay? It’s Rachel’s tape and she can do whatever she wants with it. And she wants to destroy it. So, end of story.

"Friends", season 8, episode 4

Joey/Drake: Stopping you from marrying the wrong man and making the biggest mistake of your life.

"Friends", season 9, episode 19

Chandler: Actuary... no. Book-keeper... no. Topless dancer... (he looks down on himself, checking, then nods satisfied and marks the offer with a pen) (to Monica:) Hey, d'you know what I just realized? You are the sole wage earner. *You* are the head of the household. I don't do anything - I'm a kept man!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Jill: My God, you're choking! (she runs over and gives him the Heimlich, the gum flies from his mouth) That better?

"Friends", season 1, episode 7

(Joey hugs Ross’s neck and has a look of complete contentment on his face which, after a short while, causes David and Matt to start laughing.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

Joey: Yeah, the other day I was at the bus-stop and this lovely fall breeze came in out of nowhere and blew this chick's skirt right up. Oh! Which reminds me, I'm also thankful for thongs. (Note: Actually, I think every guy is thankful for thongs. That and spandex. J )

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Chandler: What do you think she’s just gonna sit there quietly? You don’t think she’s gonna want to make a toast? You don’t think she’s gonna want to grab the microphone and sing Part-time Lover?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 7

(Joey closes the door and ties the balloons to the knob. Then he walks away, holding the hand of an inflated balloon animal he had brought.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

Phoebe: I remember the day I got my first pay check. There was a cave in in one of the mines, and eight people were killed.

"Friends", season 1, episode 4

Phoebe: (pointing at Ross) Okay but if you don’t find him and bring him back, I am gonna hunt you down and kick your ass!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Past Life Phoebe: More bandages! More bandages! Please, can I get some more bandages in here! This man is dying—(She is cut off by an exploding shell just outside the tent. When the smoke clears, she's missing an arm and the blood is pumping out like you'd see in a horror movie. And upon seeing her condition, she says…) Oh no.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Rachel: Okay. Okay, see now the one with the feather boa? That’s Dr. Francis. She used to be a man. Oh look! There—(Marcel (Katie) jumps away)—Okay. (And runs behind her on the back of the couch for a little while.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

Rachel: No. But I was showing him some cufflinks and I felt his pulse.

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

Phoebe: (sees Rachel's face) What? Did you go to a costume party? Let me guess umm Pancho Vila? (Points at Rachel) and you're Bob Saget. (An old lady has sat down at the slot machine Phoebe was just at.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Okay! (picks up a knife and pretends to stab his heart.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 7

Gunther: Don’t wink at me. And put on your apron.

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

(Ross panics and falls off, dropping to the ground with a huge crash.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 2

Joey: All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, you really wanna know how I did it, I’ll show ya. When you handed me back the card, what you didn’t see was, I looked at it so fast that it was invisible to the naked eye. (picks up a card and quickly looks at it) I just did it. (does it again) I just did it, again. Here, I’ll slow it down so that you guys can see it. (looks and the card in slow motion)

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Will: Look at her standing there with those yams! My two greatest enemies Ross: Rachel Green and complex carbohydrates.

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

Phoebe: Don’t be so corny Ross, it’s not an after-school special. (She rides off and the camera pans down to reveal two shiny, silver training wheels firmly attached.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

Rachel: (On the phone) Okay, he's a, he's a black capuchian monkey with a white face... (Enter Ross) ...with, with Russian dressing and, and pickles on the side. Okay. Thanks.

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Paul: (standing in front of a mirror and to himself) Just relax. Just relax Paul, you’re doing great. (Ross moves a piece of luggage over so he can watch Paul.) She likes you. She… Maybe, she likes you. She likes you. Y’know why? Because you’re a (pause) neat guy. (Ross can’t believe what he’s hearing.) You are the man. You are (pause) the man! (He opens his shirt and looks at his chest.) I still got it. Nice and sexy. You’re just a love machine. (Starts singing) I’m just a love machine and I won’t work for nobody but you! Hey bab-y! (Flexes and grunts loudly.) Showtime. (Starts to leave and starts singing.) I’m just a love machine, yeah ba-by! (Grunts again and Ross is stunned.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Chandler: Well, come on, I’ve been saving this money for six years and I kinda had some of it earmarked for the future, not just for a party.

"Friends", season 7, episode 2

[Scene: A mailbox, Ross is mailing the invitations.  He throws a bunch into the mailbox, but pauses with Rachel's.  And it starts another round of clips.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

Rachel: I’m fine! I’m fine! I’m just losing a tooth, it’s no big deal. I have a dentist! Y’know. I’m gonna go put some ice on it. Excuse me. (She goes over to the ice and Joey and Monica follow her.) What do I do now? What do I do now?

"Friends", season 4, episode 16

Phoebe: (in voice, on phone) 'Okay, go ahead.' (in normal voice on phone) Um, hi Annie. (listens) Fantastic! (to Joey) You got it. (on phone) Oh, okay, um, 'Will he work for scale?' you ask me. Well, I don't know about that, (Joey clears his throat to signify yes) except that I do and he will. Great, oh you are such a sweetheart. I would love to have lunch with you, how about we have lunch next....(hangs up phone) Op, went through a tunnel.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Phoebe: Oh my God! Why would you play hide and seek with someone you know is a flight risk?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

ROY: He'll be here OK, take a chill pill. [Chip pins Monica's corsage on, Monica then turns and whispers to Rachel]

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

(They all try and shake hands at once. They end up criss-crossing they’re arms to shake each other’s hand, and Ross says…)

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Katie: No, you make them funny. You're the funny one! (She punches him again and he retreats to the arm of the couch.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 15

Mr. Geller: Don't listen to your mother. You're independent, and you always have been! Even when you were a kid... and you were chubby, and you had no friends, you were just fine! And you would read alone in your room, and your puzzles...

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Chandler: Oh, yes. I decided to leave these out for you in case Richard stops by and you wanna engage on a little light bondage and moustache play!

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Jill: That he wouldn’t pay for my lawyer! Then he told me to come here and learn about the value of money from the one daughter he’s actually proud off.

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

Chandler: Monica, that was also true an hour ago! I mean, please, look at you! Your hand is blistered, you can barely stand, your hair is inexplicable! Ok, you've already proven you are just as good as he is, now we've missed our dinner reservations, so now let's just go upstairs, order room service, take a shower and shave your head!

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Rachel: Yeah, you got like 14 hours until she has to be at the airport, and you’re sitting here in the hallway with a 28-year-old cheerleader with a fat lip.

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

Janine: Well, me and my dancer friends are thinking of doing Thanksgiving uptown. I thought you guys might like to come.

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

[Scene: Chandler’s bedroom, he is sleeping with Marjorie. All of the sudden, Marjorie starts talking in her sleep, awakening Chandler. After a little bit, she quiets back down, and Chandler tries to get back to sleep. There’s a short pause until she starts screaming, causing Chandler to scream with her. She quickly calms down. This all wakes up Joey, who comes over wearing the mouth guard, opens the top half of Chandler’s door, and starts to complain about the noise.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 20

ROSS: Sure. By the way, there's a difference between being obsessive and. . .

"Friends", season 2, episode 9

Phoebe: And a scented candle for the bathroom, because well, y'know.

"Friends", season 5, episode 15

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's balcony, Ross is about to be attacked by Paulo's cat.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

Joey: (reading the card) Whoa! This guy is like the biggest commercial casting director in town! (Ross gasps) Ben takes one lousy walk in the park and gets an audition!! (Ross and Carol stare at him, then Joey realizes what he just said.) I mean, way to go Ben! (Gives Ben the thumbs up, which Ben returns.) Man! I've been in that park a million times and no one offered me an audition.

"Friends", season 5, episode 18

Chandler: Well, y'know two regulars. And ah one that barely qualifies as... (starts to kiss her again, but she gets up.) Ahh, what?

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

(Monica sets something on the table and removes the cover. It kinda looks like turkey.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

(He looks around and flashes her his badge and she laughs.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 7

Ross: (picking up the slip of paper) Hello! What's this? Oh right its that girl's phone number. (Rachel ignores him) Yeah-yeah, there it is, just a phone number a really hot girl gave me. (He holds it so that Rachel can see it, she continues to ignore him) It's no big deal, I mean it is her home phone number, but...(Rachel still ignores him) Whoa! (Throws it in her lap) Whoa-whoops, I almost lost this baby! Yeah, the lovely Amanda gives me her number and I-I go and drop it. (He waves it in front of Rachel's face. Then suddenly Phoebe has to sneeze and Rachel quickly grabs the slip of paper and gives it to Phoebe for her to sneeze into.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Phoebe: I mean, well, 'cause when I was growing up, you know my dad left, and my mother died, and my stepfather went to jail, so I barely had enough pieces of parents to make one whole one. And here's this little baby who has like three whole parents who care about it so much that they're fighting over who gets to love it the most. And it's not even born yet. It's just, it's just the luckiest baby in the whole world. (pause) I'm sorry, you were fighting.

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

PHOEBE: Oh God.� Remember the girls' nights we used to have sitting around talking about you and Ross?

"Friends", season 9, episode 9

Phoebe: What about her whining and her constant need for attention?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 5

Phoebe: Like okay I-I-I, I haven’t met any Portuguese people! I, I haven’t had the perfect kiss! And I haven’t been to sniper’s school!

"Friends", season 7, episode 14

Chandler: Erica, please. Just consider us. Ask them to see our file. Our last name's Bing. My wife's a chef and I'm in advertising.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

[Cut to Rachel listening to a phone conversation between Chandler and Monica in The One With All the Resolutions.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 21

Rachel: Well sure, if you say you’re gonna take care of everything I have no reason to doubt you. Give me those forms! (Grabs them from him.) All right, now I’m gonna do this my way and I don’t want to hear a peep out of you!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Chandler: Uh-huh, and I got all the top ten scores, I erased Phoebe off the board! High five! (Holds up his hand to give Monica a high five, only he can’t straighten his fingers.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

Chandler: How do Monica and Phoebe know?

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Rachel: (entering from her bedroom) All right! Let's get this over with! Ugh! (She walks by the table and notices that no one is looking and accidentally on purpose knocks over the open cereal box.) Ohhh! No! Look what I did! (She starts walking through the mess. {Also, notice the continuity error in this scene. Note the position of the box and dispersal pattern of the cereal before and after the camera cut.}) Oh, I mean, look at this mess! I mean, we're probably gonna have to clean this up! Y'know? We're gonna have to reschedule!

"Friends", season 5, episode 22

Phoebe: Yeah, she came all the way back from Ross' building. Oh, the things she must have seen! And then she climbed up the fire escape and she tapped on the window with her teeny little paw and then we ran to let her in…(Realizes, that Chandler starts to not believing her) I went to far, didn't I? When should I have stopped?

"Friends", season 7, episode 8

(Notices Ross looking at him and stops. Ross gives him his 'quiet down' maneuver. Okay, this may take a while to explain, so center this on you screen and place your hands about a foot apart with your fingers together and pointing straight up. Now take you fingers and point them at the other hand and making a 90-degree angle with each of your hands and the first knuckle counting up from the wrist. Now take your right hand, no your other right (that was for the dyslexics), and lower it a couple of inches, so that the fingers are pointing at your wrist. Now take your arms and keeping the elbows bent and your hands in front of you spread out your arms, kinda like making a bird's wing. Now hunch your shoulders over and move you hands up and down as if you are trying to tell some one to turn it down. That's Ross 'quiet down' maneuver. Well, there is an accompanying face, but I don't want to try and describe it as well.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 7

Joey: Oh come on! Just pick one! Between Monica, Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross if you had to, if you had to, who would you punch?

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

Rachel: (worried) Be-cause Ross is the father of my child! You know... and I... want him to hook up with lots of women! (pause) I just... All I'm saying is... I don't think that Joey and Charlie have anything in common.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

(Sarah enters the room again, and stops when she sees her dessert is missing. Joey has emptied her plate, and has a chocolate covered mouth, just like a kid.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Rachel: I don't know! I mean, we still care about each other. There's a history there. 'S'like you and Carol.

"Friends", season 1, episode 20

Monica: You do know that was me who just said that right? (He doesn’t respond and she turns on the light, waking him.) Hey. As long as we’re both up…

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Joey: Now-now, listen this is just a first draft so… (Starts to read the piece of paper he brought.) "We are gathered here today on this joyous occasion to celebrate the special love that Monica and Chandler share." (Monica and Chandler like it so far.) Eh? (He continues reading.) "It is a love based on giving and receiving. As well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving." (Phoebe nods her approval.) "We too can share and love and have and receive."

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: (Angrily) Alright, whoever this is, stop calling me! (Ross and Joey laugh silently.) It’s been six months! It’s not funny!

"Friends", season 5, episode 10

Phoebe: Look, look! (She lifts up the roof, and the front panel falls revealing the interior.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

CHANDLER: Heckles played clarinet in band, and I played clarinet. And he was in the scale modeler's club, and I was, well, there was no club, but I sure thought they were cool.

"Friends", season 2, episode 3

Phoebe: Wow! What an incredible violation—and wonderful surprise.

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Phoebe: You’re thinking about this way too much. Just tell him and get it over with. It’s like, it’s like ripping off this Band-Aid. (On her arm) Quick and painless, watch. (Rips it off.) Oh mother of…See?

"Friends", season 8, episode 2

Chandler: Arghhhhhh!! (Joey turns around to taunt him, but Chandler is in the doorway and Joey is facing the kitchen.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

(They walk into a completely redecorated and repainted room. And of course, the room is immaculate. Only an obsessive-compulsive like Monica could find fault with the room.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 18

Joey: Yeah, I guess it is. (sees Kate is watching, he turns Lauren so that he can talk directly to Kate, but still look like he is talking to Lauren) Listen, I ah, I gotta say good bye, and-and I gotta say it quick ‘cause this is killing me. One thing you gotta know, is that I will never forget you. But, you’ve got things you have to do now, and so do I. And so… I’m gonna get on this spaceship, (smoke starts pouring in from the ceiling, and a ladder comes down, with flashing, colored lights on the side of it) and I’m gonna go to Blargon 7 in search of alternative fuels. But when I return, 200 years from now, you’ll be long gone. But I won’t have aged at all. (gets on the ladder) So you tell your great-great-granddaughter to look me up, because Adrienne, baby, I’m gonna want to meet her.

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

[Cut to the elevator lobby, Phoebe walks up and sees a man in a wheelchair with his broken leg extended.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey: Hey-hey dancer girl! Can I go to the bathroom? I just.. (The girl starts dancing really close to him, so he picks her up, twirls her round, and puts her against a platform) Here we go. (He walks away to find Monica and Ross doing a really out of place dance) Looking good Gellers!

"Friends", season 6, episode 10

Monica: I know, but now we have this second one and it just, it feels like it’s snowballing, y’know?

"Friends", season 4, episode 9

Phoebe: All right, I’ve never been engaged and I’ve never really been married, but I can only tell you what my mother told me. Whenever you have doubts or fears or anxieties about a relationship, do not communicate them to your husband.

"Friends", season 7, episode 18

Joey: Remember what happened the last time I did an interview for them? I said I write a lot of my own lines, and then the writers got mad and made my character fall down the elevator shaft. So who knows what I might say this time.

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Malcom: These are my night vision goggles. This is the book I pretend to read when I'm watching her in the park. And these are Mad Lips, they're just for fun.

"Friends", season 3, episode 3

Leslie: Well, I y'know, I was just, umm, I was just thinking and hoping, that umm, maybe you’d want to get back together?

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Monica: Okay ah, please don’t freak out. Umm, but ah, there’s a blue fingernail in one of the quiche cups, and there’s no way to know which one.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Dina and Rachel are reading pregnancy books, Dina Pregnancy for Dummies and Rachel something else.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 10

Rachel: Well Joey, you’ll probably get it. But you should probably your-your gracious loser face. Y’know when like the cameras are on you and you wanna look disappointed but also that your colleague deserved to win. Y’know? So it’s sorta like… (Does it, you’ll have to see it.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 18

Amy: Now listen, not that you guys could stop me or anything cause you know you'd be dead. I was thinking about changing her name. I'm just not really a big fan of Emily. [Transcriber note: I'm surprised that Rachel and Ross didn't say they weren't either here]

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

CHAN: Oh, I know. This must be so hard. Oh, no. Two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight.

"Friends", season 2, episode 8

(Rachel lets her anger show too. Hideously embarrassed, the doctors drain their glasses in the vicious pause which follows. The telephone rings, but the girls just glower at each other, silently daring the other to move first. Finally both guys jump up, and Michael wins.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

PHOE: He said that, um, he understands how sex can be like, a very emotional thing for a woman and he was just afraid that I was gonna get all, y'know, like, 'ohh, is he gonna call me the next day' and, y'know, 'where is this going' and, ya know, blah-la-la-la-la. So he said he wanted to hold off until he was prepared to be really serious.

"Friends", season 2, episode 7

[Scene: Rachel and Barry’s bedroom, Rachel is watching Days of Our Lives. Of course it’s a Dr. Drake Remoray scene. It’s set in a hospital room, and Dr. Wesley and a nurse are talking about a female patient with a bandage around her head.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Now, wait a second! You make food and robots?

"Friends", season 4, episode 10

Phoebe: Yeah, and it really freaked me out! And after a while I even tried to hurt you and it just spurred you on.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Ross: (sets out a bunch of shot glasses and starts to poor himself a drink, many drinks) I’m an idiot. I mean shoulda seen it, I mean Carol and I’d be out and she’d, she’d see some beautiful woman, and, and she’d be Ross y'know look at her, and I’d think, God, my wife is cool!

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are eating lunch, when they start to hear a horrible screeching noise. It sounds like someone is skinning a cat.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Monica: (looks around) Well, with all these doctors and nurses, I’m gonna say, midget rodeo.

"Friends", season 3, episode 19