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'AND' in a movie sentence | examples for 'AND' from movies

[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving Joey, Ross, and Monica their drinks.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Rachel: And a nice hot cider for Monica. (Hands it to her.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Rachel: Oh! That's why. (Rachel checks behind her ear, and finds a cinamon stick.) I'm sorry!

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

(She takes the pencil out of Monica's coffee and Monica puts her cup down in disgust.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Chandler: Mrs. Tedlock. You're looking lovely today. And may I say, that is a very flattering sleeve length on you.

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Phoebe: Hey you guys! Chandler's coming and he says he has, like, this incredible news, so when he gets here, we could all act like, you know...

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Chandler: So, it's a typical day at work. I'm inputting my numbers, and big Al calls me into his office and tells me he wants to make me processing supervisor.

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Phoebe: Oooh! I have something you can do! I have this new massage client... Steve? (pause) Anyway, he's opening up a restaurant and he's looking for a head chef.

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Phoebe: Hi! (turns back to Chandler, then to Monica) Oh, yeah, no, I know. You're a chef. I know, and I thought of you first, but um, Chandler's the one who needs a job right now, so....

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler walks in, wearing a suit.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Chandler: Was it formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bears?

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Monica: So anyway, I'm cooking dinner for him Monday night. You know, kind of like an audition. And Phoebe, he really wants you to be here, which will be great for me because then you can 'ooh' and 'ahh' and make yummy noises.

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Rachel: (pause) And Monica, what are you going to make?

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Phoebe: Ooh! I know what you could make! (runs over to join Monica and Rachel in the kitchen) I know! Oh, you should definitely make that thing... you know, with the stuff? (Monica doesn't know.) You know, that thing... with the stuff...? OK, I don't know. (sits down)

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Ross: Oh, I just thought we could go out to dinner, and then maybe bring her back to my place and I'd introduce her to my monkey.

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Chandler: And he's not speaking metaphorically.

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Joey: (aside to Ross) So.... back to your place...you thinking, maybe... (gestures with hands, back and forth) huh-huh?

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Joey: I'm telling you, that monkey is a chick magnet! She's going to take one look at his furry, cute little face and it'll seal the deal.

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

[Scene: Ross's apartment, Marcel is hanging from Celia's hair, and she is screaming, trying to get him off.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there but Ross and Chandler. Monica is making food, and having everyone try it.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Chandler: Eight and a half hours of aptitude tests, intelligence tests, personality tests... and what do I learn? (he taps the results and reads them) "You are ideally suited for a career in data processing for a large multinational corporation."

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Rachel: (comes up and rubs him on the chest) Oh Chandler, I know, I know... oh, hey! You can see your nipples through this shirt!

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Monica: But, you see, it's just... this night has to go just perfect, you know? And, well, Wendy's more of a... professional waitress.

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Rachel: Oh! I see. And I've sort of been maintaining my amateur status so that I can waitress in the Olympics.

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

[Scene: Ross' apartment, Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon (the original, not that cruddy Urge Overkill version) is playing. Ross and Celia are kissing passionately.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Joey: Why not? Come on! Just, just close your eyes and tell me what you'd like to be doing right now.

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

(At this point, Chandler walks into the living room from his bedroom. Ross and Joey both have their backs to him, so they don't notice. Chandler sees the situation and remains quiet, watching.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Ross: I want to take my tongue... and...

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Ross: ....and....

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

(Chandler leans back against the wall and Ross and Joey hear him. Ross and Joey both notice at the same time. They slowly stop, and then very slowly turn around to see Chandler staring at them.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Joey: And again, and again, and again... (phone rings, he answers) Hello? (hands phone to Chandler) And again.

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Chandler: (on phone) Hey Mr. Kostelic! How's life on the fifteenth floor? (Listens) Yeah, I miss you too. (Listens) Yeah, it's a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home, you know? (Listens) Well, that's very generous (Listens) er, but look, this isn't about the money. I need something that's more than a job. I need something I can really care about.... (Listens) And that's on top of the yearly bonus structure you mentioned earlier? (Listens) Look, Al, Al... I'm not playing hardball here, OK? This is not a negotiation, this is a rejection! (Listens) No! No! No, stop saying numbers! I'm telling you, you've got the wrong guy! You've got the wrong guy! (Listens) I'll see you on Monday! (slams the phone down)

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is on the phone. Rachel walks in and overhears the conversation.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Monica: You know, Rachel, when you ran out of your wedding, I was there for you. I put a roof over your head, and if that means nothing to you... (Rachel isn't buying it, desperate) twenty dollars an hour.

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, later. Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking. Phoebe walks in with Steve (Crystal Duck winner Jon Lovitz).]

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

(They leave on the tour and Rachel goes to follow them but Phoebe stops her and drags her into the kitchen.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Monica: Yeah, I think we're ready for our first course. (Steve sits, Monica brings over a tray) OK, um, these are rot-shrimp ravioli, and celantro pondou sauce... (Steve starts to eat them one by one, quickly)... with just a touch of mints... and... (he finishes)... ginger.

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Steve: Well, smack my ass and call me Judy! These are fantastic!

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Monica: Oh, well... um, that's all there are of these. But in about eight and a half minutes, we'll be serving some delicious onion tartlets.

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Steve: Tartlets. Tartlets. Tartlets. The word has lost all meaning. (he gets up and goes into the kitchen)

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

(Rachel tries to get Monica's attention to tell her Steve is stoned. She pretends to drag on a joint, and Monica thinks she's giving her the 'OK' signal. Then Rachel does it again, inhaling deeply this time. Monica waves it off as though she doesn't believe it.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Monica: (joining him and taking the taco shells) You know that? You don't want to spoil your appetite.

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Monica: You know, if you just wait another... six and a half minutes...

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Steve: Macaroni and cheese! We gotta make this!

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Steve: Well then you can't have any. (she grabs for the package, and it breaks open. Gummi-bears fly everywhere, some into the punch bowl on the table.) Bear overboard! I think he's drowning. (he throws some Sugar-O's into the punch bowl) Hey fellows! Grab on a Sugar-O... save yourself! (Mimicking the bears) "Help!  I'm drowning!   Help!"

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Monica: Why? It's just that I've waited seven years for an opportunity like this, and you can't even wait four and a half minutes for a stupid onion tartlet?

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

(Ross gets up and goes over to the counter and Joey follows him.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Joey: Whoa! And the... (gestures with hands) huh-huh?

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Ross: Well, ahem... you know, by the time we'd finished with all the dirty talk, it was kinda late... and we were both kind of exhausted, so uh...

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Phoebe: You guys wanna try and catch a late movie or something?

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Chandler: (on phone) Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!... (Listens) Oh, really, really, really? Well, let me tell you something... you will care about it, because I care about it! You got it? Good! (slams phone down, then leans back and realizes what just happened) Whooooaaaa....

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

[Scene: Phoebe's massage parlour, she has Steve on the table, and is giving him an extra-painful massage.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Phoebe: There you go! (She continues to work him over with her elbows and he continues to yell in pain.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Ross: Well, I added the 'exactly like me' part... But she said she's looking for someone, and someone is gonna be there tonight.

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Ross: Sure, I mean, do I wish me and Rachel living together would have worked out? Of course. You know, I'm disappointed, but it's not like it's a divorce.

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is giving Rachel, Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross their bills.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

Joey: Uhm... A penis model. (Monica can't believe what's she's hearing and Ross pats Joey on the back.) Anyway, hey... Did you tell Chandler that some guy from work is the funniest guy you've ever met?

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Rachel: ..so, he said it was just a sprain, and that was it.

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Monica: (to Chandler) Hey, you think, you can keep it another night? (She has a really teasing look on her face and keeps twirling Chandler's beard.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 10

Supervisor: (walking by and overhearing that) (to the rest of the staff) The new girl’s good.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Janice: Oh hi! Well, I guess that's two out of three, Joey. (Laughs and exits.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Chandler: The Velveteen Rabbit was brown and white!

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Ross: It was 5:30 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front and back!! (they go into the living room, trapping Monica, Chandler, and Joey in the kitchen) (to Rachel) Oh-oh-oh, and by the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means ‘you are,’ Y-O-U-R means ‘your!’

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Monica: (Comes up for below the covers and looks concerned.) Do you think he knew I was here? (Chandler quickly looks at Monica not knowing what to say.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 21

Joey: Oh, oh! Any chance any of this happened in a "Galaxy far, far away"? (Ross turns aroud and glares at him. Joey and Rachel decide to leave).

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Rachel: (grabs Chandler by the shirt) All right, listen, smirky. If it wasn't for you and your stupid balloon, I would be on a plane watching a woman do this (makes a gesture like a stewardess pointing out exits) right now. But I'm not.

"Friends", season 1, episode 9

Phoebe: Hey, that’s not fair! A person’s wedding is important! And especially to me! Ok? I didn’t have a graduation party! And I didn’t go to Prom. And I spent my sweet sixteen being chased round a tire yard by an escaped mental patient who is his own words wanted to “kill me” or whatever. So I deserve a real celebration and I am not gonna let some sweaty little man make me feel badly about it.( She storms out)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

[Scene: The Mr. Bowmont, is tied up alongside the pier; Joey and Rachel are relaxing.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Chandler: …so then the farmer says, "That’s not a cow and you’re not milking it." (Everyone laughs.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 11

Chandler: Oh, just hanging out, talkin’ about uh, websites. (Joey laughs.) Yeah, we saw this really interesting website about marriage and how totally unnecessary it is and how its just a way for the government to keep tabs on you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Phoebe: Woo-Hoo! The curse is broken! I called everybody I know, and everyone is alive.

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Monica: Why? (She hops into the living room and imitates Chandler's happy dance.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

(Phoebe tips it upside down, and a shoe falls out)

"Friends", season 6, episode 10

Ross: And so what if I like to go home, throw on some Kenny G, and take a bath!

"Friends", season 4, episode 9

Rachel: Aww, Joey, come here. (She takes his hand.) Look honey, I know this must be really, really difficult for you and I--Oh, I'm sorry. Am I hurting you?

"Friends", season 5, episode 15

PHOEBE: I'm sorry Monica but I knew if I told you, you'd get really, like, judgemental and you would not approve.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

Rachel: Oh, yeah. Joey doesn’t share food. I mean, just last week we were having breakfast and he had a couple of grapes on his plate and ...

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: Oh, it’s this big budget period movie about these three Italian brothers who come to America around the turn of the century. It’s really classy! Oh, and the director is supposed to be the next, next Martin Scorcese.

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Ross: That’s right! Made expressly for Val Kilmer and worn by him in the hit film…that Batman film he was in.

"Friends", season 7, episode 20

Rachel: Oh, like I wasn't dreading tomorrow enough, having to give it back to him... 'Hi Barry! Remember me? I'm the girl in the veil who stomped on your heart in front of your entire family!' Oh God and now I'm gonna have to return the ring, without the ring, which makes it so much harder...

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

[Scene: Iridium, Monica and Paula are at work.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Ross: Yeah! I opened up to her about all the terrible stuff that's been happening to me. I mean I talked for hours. (Joey has lost interest and is watching the race again.) It is amazing to have someone give you such-such focused attention.

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Phoebe: I brought a bunch of stuff for the house, so check it out. Ha-ha. (She removes this large ceramic dog that comes up to the second floor and places it next to the house.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Joey: I know. I know. And this is so much more complicated than it was for those guys. I mean, it’s Rachel for God sakes.

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

Phoebe Sr.: Well, any how, some how I got pregnant, and, and I was scared. I was stupid and sellfish, and I was 18 years old. I mean, you remember what it’s like to be eighteen years old?

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Phoebe: No, look, I told you that I didn’t want you to try and sell it, and you just, you big fat did it anyway. God, y'know what, I think five years ago I probably would’ve done anything to play with you but, I can do it by myself. And if I can’t trust you then just forget it.

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

[Scene: The Hall, Ross and Susan are arguing.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

Joey: No, no, no. You actually did that when you were dancing to the Chicago-soundtrack. Look, Ross, about, about Rachel and I. Listen, you don't have to worry about that, okay? Because nothing is gonna happen.

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Chandler: See ya. (Ross exits, and Chandler moves over next to Joey, laughing.) Have fun planning your mellow bachelor party.

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

(there's a door slamming in Ross's room, and some indistinct murmuring)

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

(In the meantime, Rachel has returned with the perfume and sprays a mist out in front of Phoebe who walks through the mist and does a little spin.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Chandler: Oh come on guys, it’s not like I moved to Europe! I just moved across the hall! And we would have you over all the time if it weren’t for (struggles to get this out) Monica’s allergies. (The duck quacks.) You’re right, I could never lie to you. She hates you. (The phone rings.) Should I get that? (Laughs, then answers the phone.) Hello? (Listens) Uh no, Joey’s not here right now. Can I take a message? (Listens) Yeah, okay so the audition has been moved from 5:00 to 2:30? (Listens) Okay great. (Listens.) Bye. (Hangs up the phone and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle on the door but Monica walks in and forces him to jump out of the way.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Pete: Let me tell you a story. When I set out to create Moss 865, do you think it just happened overnight? No. There was Moss 1, that burnt down my Dad’s garage, there was Moss 2 that would only schedule appointments in January, and 862 others that I learned from, just like I learned from this fight, never to let a guy stand on my neck.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Joey: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) What are you talking about? The audition’s not ‘til 5:00! (Chandler suddenly remembers and looks at the unfinished message then tries to sneak over and finish it as Joey listens.) Well, nobody told me! (Listens) Who’d you talk to? (Listens and turns around to see Chandler trying to finish the message.) Nevermind! (Hangs up.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: I don’t get it! It was in my room all night! And if she didn’t take it, and I didn’t take it; and you (Chandler) didn’t take it, then who did? (The duck quacks.) Shh! We’re trying to think! (Ross and Chandler realise it at the same moment and stare at Joey, who doesn’t get it. After a short pause, with the duck still quacking, Joey figures it out and starts pointing at the duck.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Charlie: And there is a collection of Walt Whitman letters on display at the public library.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Chandler: Well, maybe it was the kind of food that tasted good at first but then made everybody vomit and have diarrhea.

"Friends", season 5, episode 5

[Scene: The Mr. Bowmont (Joey’s boat), she’s shown to be in one of the waterways around New York, but in reality she’s in a sound stage on the Warner Bros. lot and we see New York from the water in some rather poor green screen shots. Rachel and Joey are on board.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Chandler: I just think that things would go a lot smoother if we each have our own zone. Phoebe, you can be in charge of wiping. And y’know Mon, you can be in charge of diapering and I can be in charge of looking how cute they are when they put their hands around… (He degrades into baby talk, but he means when they grab his finger.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: (handing him the letter) It’s just some things I’ve been thinking about. Some things about us, and before we can even think about the two of us getting back together, I just need to know how you feel about this stuff.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

(just as he gets in front of Margha, Monica comes up and tackles him)

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

Phoebe: Oh! And, he's the kinda guy who, when you're talking, he's listening, y'know, and not saying 'Yeah, I understand' but really wondering what you look like naked.

"Friends", season 1, episode 11

David: Okay, okay, okay. (Gets ready to sweep, and then picks up a laptop computer) Y'know what, this was just really expensive. (Puts it down elsewhere. Then picks up a microscope) And I'll take- this was a gift. (Moves it)

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

Joey: Tell me about it, huh? (Realizes that she can see Monica.) Oh no-no-no, I'm not with her, she's just Monica! (He pantomimes that out.) Ewwuck! (He pushes Monica away and makes a disgusted face.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 17

Joey: (to Ross) Hey! Here's the birthday boy! Ross, check it out: hockey tickets, Rangers-Penguins, tonight at the Garden, and we're taking you.

"Friends", season 1, episode 4

[Scene: Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons. At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

Phoebe: (muffled through the floor) Yeah, look I was with my friend downstairs and we hear everything up here that you do, and I am sick and tired... (I tired but the rest is unintelligible).

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Joey: All right now remember, something this big and long is going to be difficult to manuver, fortunately I have a lot of experience in that area.

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Chandler: Yeah! (Takes it.) If-if-if we did do this there would be a lot of pressure on me, y’know? Because you’ve been waiting a very long time and I wouldn’t want to disappoint you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: So I asked Emily if she would come to New York, and she said yes.

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Joey are discussing what to do about the now naked hooker in the guestroom.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

Ross: Just a sandwich? Look, I am 30 years old, I'm about to be divorced twice and I just got evicted! That sandwich was the only good thing going on in my life! Someone ate the only good thing going on in my life!

"Friends", season 5, episode 9

[Scene: Ross's building's lobby, he and Rachel are about to attempt to take the couch upstairs.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 16

Eric: In fact when we were building houses in Uruguay, we were, we were just two towns apart and we never met.

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Joey: But I-I-I can’t stay too long, I gotta get up early for a commercial audition tomorrow and I gotta look good. I’m supposed to be playing a 19-year-old. (Everyone stops in their tracks upon hearing this.) What?

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

Monica: Oh, this terrible! Everything is destroyed! Look at this. (She picks up some kind of furry thing.) It obviously meant enough for me to save it, and I don’t even know what it is! Ohh, it’s still soft. (She rubs it against her cheek.) What do you think this is?

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Joey: Oh, all blank, and no blank, make’s blank a blank blank. Oh no-no-no, no, the end when Jack almost kills them all with that blank, but then at last second they get away. Aww!

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

Phoebe: Uh-huh, (To Chandler) and you?

"Friends", season 8, episode 16

RICHARD: Okay, last chance. (Monica throws the candy and hits some woman in the back of the head, Richard turns around and says) Again, I'm sorry.

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

Ross: Yeah! They’re putting together this panel to talk about these fossils they just found in Peru and The Discovery Channel’s gonna film it!

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Joey: Hey, did you get to the part where they’re trapped in the car and Cujo’s throwin’ himself at the windshield?

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

Chandler: Of course the packaging does appeal to grown-ups and kids alike.

"Friends", season 2, episode 2

Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa, ho, ho, ho, you did not win the game, the touchdown didn’t count, because of the spectacularly illegal, oh and by the way savage nose breaking.

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

CHANDLER: I like this girl, okay, I seriously like this girl, you now how sometimes I tend get a little defended and quipy...

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

Joey: (approaches, wearing his glasses) Hey you guys, check it out. Check it out. (Moves his hand towards and away from his face.) It's like it's coming right at me. (Chandler helps out a little bit by pushing on Joey's arm, which causes his hand to slap him in his face.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 13

RACHEL: But, what you and I have is so much better. Ok, we have tenderness, we have intimacy, we connect. Ya know, I swear, this is the best I have ever had.

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

(chez Monica and Rachel)

"Friends", season 2, episode 6

Joey: (entering) Ross! Get a shot of this. (He's carrying an issue of the USA Today and hands Ross the camera.) Hey babies! These are the headlines on the day you were born! Okay, now girl baby turn away and boy babies… (Throws the paper away to reveal a copy of Playpen, which is the TV version of Playboy Magazine.) Check it out, huh?! This is what naked women looked like the month you were born. All right, now let's dive right into the good stuff. (Joey opens the magazine and Ross sticks the camera in it.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Phoebe: Monica- Hi! Um, Monica, you're scaring me. I mean, you're like, you're like all chaotic and twirly. And not-not in a good way.

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Chandler: Because he’s crazy. Okay? He came up to me earlier and thanked me for my very moving performance in Titanic.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Ross: (standing) Ok, gentlemen! Please! Aren't we a little old for this? I mean, we're scientists, right? We're academics. And most importantly I... you-you will have to catch us first. (he starts to run away with Charlie). GO, GO, GO! (the paleontologists starts chasing them)

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Rachel: And Chandler, you’re gonna have to watch those long showers you take in the morning because you know Raquel can’t be late.

"Friends", season 6, episode 2

Tag: Ms. Green would like to establish some ground rules before she comes out. She would appreciate it if you don’t use the words old or downhill or (To Joey) they still look pretty damn good. (Joey smiles and everyone glares at him.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 14

Rachel: Okidoki! (and she slams the door in the nanny's face while Ross crumples up the application form) Wow! We're never gonna find a nanny.

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Chandler: I'm sorry, it was a one-time-thing. I was very drunk and i was somebody else's subconscious.

"Friends", season 1, episode 22

Joey: The ones that got me the Porsche! Will you keep up! (Chandler wipes his forehead with a baby wipe, that might have been used. He drops it disgustedly.) But I figured, if-if people keep seeing me just standing there, they’re gonna start to think that I don’t own it. So I figured I’ll wash it. Right? Monica, you got a bucket and some soap I can borrow?

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

(Monica closes the door, Chandler knocks, and Monica opens it to reveal Chandler on his knees.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Phoebe: Hey, you should really read that book you wrote. (To Larry) Wow! You saw the hat in the kitchen and knew that she'd have to go in there hatless to get it. You can have your own health inspector detective show!

"Friends", season 5, episode 7

MONICA: And I would have to say pah-huh.

"Friends", season 2, episode 19

Melanie: Anyway, that's when me and my friends started this whole fruit basket business. We call ourselves 'The Three Basketeers.'

"Friends", season 1, episode 24

Rachel: Okay, you just go on and make your little jokey-jokes, but if you do not know what you are doing out at sea you will die at sea. Am I getting through to you sailor?! (She punctuates each word by slapping him on the forehead.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Chandler: Yes, and I get my ya-yas from Ikea. You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less.

"Friends", season 1, episode 18

(The nurse attending to the babies hears this, turns and stares at Chandler. Chandler moves Monica to the side and away from the nurse.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Laura: Boy, you people are nice... And I've got to say... I think you're going to make excellent parents.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Rachel: Oh, I don’t know, I guess, Chris O’Donnel, John F. Kennedy, Jr., Daniel Day Lewis, Sting, and Parker Stevenson.

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Rachel: I don’t care about the little dude! I can’t! I cannot listen to anymore of this! Y’know, the only person who would want to listen to this is a mental health professional! And then it’s only because they get paid $100 an hour! Do you know how much money I could’ve made listening to you? $2,000! And do you know when I figured that out? While you were talking!

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Rachel: I know. Okay. (Whispering and thinking.) Okay. Okay. All right. All right, this is what we’re gonna do, we are gonna go to the next highest bidder, and we are just gonna let them buy it, and then you’re just gonna pay the difference.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul. Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead. By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis. Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 21

Both: Three! (They lift up the covers and check each other out, then come back up with silly grins on their faces.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Joey: It’s all London, baby! Here we go. (He takes a picture of a less than enthused Chandler and starts towards the girls’ apartment.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

(They both rush each other. Tank picks Pete up and carries him over and slams him into the fence surrounding the ring.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 24