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'AND' in a movie sentence | examples for 'AND' from movies

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Phoebe: I have a date with this diplomat I met while I was giving free massages outside the UN and, I don’t know where his country is.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Phoebe: Umm, well he’s very dashing, y'know, and umm, very, very sophisticated, and he doesn’t speak any English, but according to his translator, he totally gets me.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Monica: It’s a globe and, a pencil sharpener.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

(Phoebe puts the globe right up next to her eye to try and find the country.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

[Scene: The Xerox place, Chandler and Joey are waiting in line.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Issac: (to Chandler and Joey) Can I help you?

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Joey: Uh, y'know what, we’re having second thoughts about our copying needs. And we’ll need a little more time to think about it.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Joey: Both of us? (points to Chandler and himself)

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

(They both start laughing. They look at each other, stop and step apart a little bit.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

[Scene: A Street, Phoebe is walking along with the diplomat (Sergei) and his translator (Mischa).]

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Phoebe: Me too. Although this city is my home, so. So that’s dumb what I said, don’t tell him I said that. Umm, you make something up. (Mischa does so and Sergei kisses her hand.) Nice, (to Mischa) thank you. This is me. Here.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

(Sergei goes up to her at her door and says something.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

(Sergei says something and leans in to kiss her, but just as he’s about to....)

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Phoebe: (to Mischa) Okay, y'know what, you don’t have to do that now. (Mischa translates that to Sergei) No-no-no-no!! Not him, you don’t! (Mischa tells Sergei he can proceed and steps away) Well the moment’s over.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

(Sergei says something and kisses her.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergei’s country is.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Phoebe: Yeah. Except for, y'know when you’re on a date and you’re getting along really great but the guy’s translator keeps getting in the way.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Phoebe and Monica: Hey.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Rachel: Well, there was a disaster in shipping and I’ve got to get this order in. Honey, I’m so sorry, but it looks like I’m gonna be here all night.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Phoebe: (to Monica) Anyway, I’m going out with Sergei again tonight, and um, could you come and be the translator’s date? So that when we, it’s time for our alone time, you two could split off. Y'know, he’s really, he’s kinda cute.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Joey are sitting on the big couch.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Chandler: Yeah, I-I-I think so. (Pauses and thinks about it for a second) Yeah, I-I think so...

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Joey: Yeah, for sure. Okay. Probably want the first thing to be, never open your eyes. Y'know, because you don’t want to be doing something and then look up and see something you don’t want to be seeing.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Chandler: Yeah. Good call, nice one. Hold it!! Hold it! What if me eyes are closed, and, and my hand is out there.... (holds his arm out and pretends to grab something with his hand.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Joey: Yeah, I guess, but what’s like heads and what’s tails?

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

[Scene: Rachel’s office, Rachel and a co-worker (Sophie) are dealing with the crisis.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Rachel: (on the phone) No, no, no, I’m looking at a purchase order right here and it clearly states that we ordered the Rivera bikini in a variety of sizes and colours. And.... (listens) What does it matter, what I’m wearing?! Can I please speak to your supervisor? (listens) Thank you. (to Sophie) We’re holding.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Rachel: Well, let me just check that with what I got here, all right see 038 is not the number for (Ross starts making a lot of noise with a handheld pepper grinder) this store, 038 is Atlanta. And I...(stops and looks at Ross)

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Rachel: I’m sorry, as I was saying the store number is wrong, and I’m sorry but that’s... (notices a fire that Ross’s candle has started) Oh my God!!

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

(Ross starts to pack up the picnic in anger, and throws a three hole punch in the basket.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Ross: No, hey, I get that, okay, I get that big time. And I’m happy for ya, but I’m tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! Okay, I don’t know what to do anymore.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Rachel: Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross, no, you’re, you’re, you’re making this too hard.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

[Scene: The Philly, Chandler and Joey are talking to Chloe.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Chloe: And the advances in collating in the past five years, I mean we just got in an X-5000, y'know. The X-5000 makes the X-50 look like a T-71.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Chloe: I want you to met some friends of mine. (Introduces him to Chandler and Joey) This guy is my hero, he comes in with some stuff he wants it blown up 400%, we said we don’t do that, and he says you gotta. And y'know what, we did it. And now anytime anybody wants 400, we just say ‘let’s Ross it!’

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Chandler: And that’s the only colour that comes in.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

(Chandler and Joey stare at each other in shock.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Phoebe are on their dates with Sergei and Mischa.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Monica: Oh, and I can also speak a little French. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir? (Mischa laughs) Why? What did I say?

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Phoebe: (laughing and banging her spoon on the table) Knock, knock, knock, knock, hi. Um, could you please tell Sergei that um, I was fascinated by what Boutros Boutros Gali said in the New York Times.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

(Mischa does so, and Sergei complements Phoebe, and says it slowly)

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Phoebe: Yeah but, Mischa is so interested in you, that Sergei and I haven’t been able to say two words to each other.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is lying in front of the bay window, and the phone rings.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Mark: All right, all right, I’m coming over, and I’m bringing Chinese food.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Chandler: Hey, no way! Come on, this is you guys, call her and work it out.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Rachel: Oh, and then, we got into this big, stupid fight. I just, it was awful. I told him he treats me like a park ranger, or something, oh and then I told him I wanted to take a break, I don’t want to take a break.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Rachel: No. (grabs an eggroll) And then I called him, and he wasn’t there.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

(The phone rings and Rachel answers it.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Ross: Yeah! Got it! (slams the phone down, and walks back to the bar.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Mischa: (to Monica) And the vet said it was time. And so from half a world away, while my Mother held the phone to his ear, I said good bye to my dog,. In seven languages.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Phoebe: Oh, yeah, sure. I just hope you, hope you don’t accidentally suck it up through your nose and choke on it.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

(Sergei insults Mischa, and they get into a huge fight, in Russian.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is next to the bay window again, Mark has left.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Rachel: (picks up the phone and calls Ross) Oh, be home, be home, be home, be home, be home, be home. Be home. Be home, be home, be home. Oh, you’re not home.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

(She kisses him. Ross leans back for a second, and then they both kiss, more passionately this time as U2's With or Without You plays in the background.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

(Both Phoebe and him are singing along and they get to the chorus.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

(They start singing, and Phoebe covers her mouth at the American part.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Sergei: (to the rest of Central Perk) Everybody!! (In his language, and continues.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

[Scene: Joey and Rachel’s, Joey is sitting at the counter eating Cocoa Puffs.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

[They keep kissing and start scratching each other. Ross enters, takes one look, and goes right back out the door.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

(The front entrance. Joey and the bridesmaid are up against the wall kissing. Rachel comes in the door and walks by Joey unnoticed. She walks into the chapel and sees Ross and Emily kissing. She looks as though she wants to cry. Emily walks away and Ross turns and sees Rachel standing there.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Monica: Your a poet and don't know it. (she turns away and makes a face like 'I can't believe I just said that.')

"Friends", season 3, episode 12

Phoebe: (Screaming incoherently.) Get in here!!! (Motions to join her and Rachel.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Phoebe: Hey you guys wait! Guys! (Catches up to them.) This place is so much better than London! Okay? This lady dressed like Cleopatra gave me a coupon, 99 cent steak and lobster dinner. Huh!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

(We see Joey who has puffed up his cheeks and Chandler nonchalantly reaches down and pinches Joey’s nose shut. In a few seconds, Joey has to move because he’s now forced to actually hold his breath.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Chip: Oh yeah, I still hang with Simmons and Zana, y'know. I see Spindler a lot. Devane, Kelly, and I run into Goldie from time to time. Steve Brown, Zuchoff, McGwire, J.T., Breadsly.

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

(She goes one way; he goes the other. The camera pans back to Chandler and Monica, and needless to say, they're standing there dumbstruck as The King's (Elvis Presley to the yougin's) Viva, Las Vegas begins to play. Sing along with me now, "Viva! Las Vegas! Vivaaaaaa! Vivaaaaa! Las Vegassssss!!" Fade to Black.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is complaining about going to the clinic.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 20

Phoebe: Oh, come on! Yes, remember that time on the frozen lake? We were playing chess, you said I was boring, and then you took off your energy mask and you were Cameron Diaz! (Realizes) Okay, there's a chance this may have been a dream.

"Friends", season 5, episode 22

Mindy: Now, I know things've been weird lately, but you're like my oldest friend in the world... Except for maybe Laurie Schaffer, who I don't talk to anywhere, 'cause she's all bitter now that she lost the weight and it turns out she doesn't have a pretty face. ....Okay, I'm just gonna ask you this once, and I want a straight answer.

"Friends", season 1, episode 20

[Scene: The Lobby of Chandler and Rachel’s building, Chandler and Rachel are returning from lunch.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Phoebe: (To Rachel) Shhh! I’m on a call! (On phone) Umm well yeah, you can pick it up tonight, say 8:30? At-at my apartment. It’s umm, it’s umm 5 Morton Street, Apartment 14, umm and then maybe y’know after we can grab a bite to eat or whatever. (Listens) Okay, well okay I’ll see you then. (Listens) Bye. (Hangs up.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Ross: (he rolls up his sleeve) Gimme the bottle. (Joey hands him the bottle and Ross squirts some on his arm.) Gimme the towel. (Joey gives him the towel and he wipes it off.)

"Friends", season 2, episode 2

Chandler: Oh-oh, yeah, and did he also say that ah, some of the dialogue was corny and that he actually found it was funny and not sexy?

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Chandler: (To a woman who he has clearly just met) And then the peacock bit me. (Laughs) Please kiss me at midnight. (She leaves)

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

CHANDLER: Alright, that's it. Look Joey, I'm sorry, I realize this is the role of a lifetime for ya, and if I could just fire Joseph, I would, but unfortunately that's not possible so I'm gonna have to let both of you go.

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

Rachel: And also, you know I uh, I was thinking about what you said, you know, about the whole sex thing and... it's probably not a great idea to go down that road again.

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Ross: No, it’s not just ‘cause I’m jealous. (Both Monica and Chandler give him a ‘Come on’ look) I mean I’m not, I’m not, I’m not jealous, okay? It’s… Look, the guy, he screamed, he actually screamed at this couple sitting in our seats.

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Minister: Friends. Family. We are gathered to celebrate here today the joyous union of Ross and Emily. (Time lapse) Now Ross, repeat after me. I Ross...

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Chandler: I don’t know, my mother spent most of her money on her fourth wedding. She’s saving the rest for her divorce. And any extra cash my father has he saves for his yearly trips to (Pause) Dollywood.

"Friends", season 7, episode 2

Ross: Well, I added the 'exactly like me' part... But she said she's looking for someone, and someone is gonna be there tonight.

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Ross: Sure, I mean, do I wish me and Rachel living together would have worked out? Of course. You know, I'm disappointed, but it's not like it's a divorce.

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is giving Rachel, Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross their bills.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

Joey: Uhm... A penis model. (Monica can't believe what's she's hearing and Ross pats Joey on the back.) Anyway, hey... Did you tell Chandler that some guy from work is the funniest guy you've ever met?

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Rachel: ..so, he said it was just a sprain, and that was it.

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Monica: (to Chandler) Hey, you think, you can keep it another night? (She has a really teasing look on her face and keeps twirling Chandler's beard.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 10

Supervisor: (walking by and overhearing that) (to the rest of the staff) The new girl’s good.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Janice: Oh hi! Well, I guess that's two out of three, Joey. (Laughs and exits.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Chandler: The Velveteen Rabbit was brown and white!

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Ross: It was 5:30 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front and back!! (they go into the living room, trapping Monica, Chandler, and Joey in the kitchen) (to Rachel) Oh-oh-oh, and by the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means ‘you are,’ Y-O-U-R means ‘your!’

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Monica: (Comes up for below the covers and looks concerned.) Do you think he knew I was here? (Chandler quickly looks at Monica not knowing what to say.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 21

Joey: Oh, oh! Any chance any of this happened in a "Galaxy far, far away"? (Ross turns aroud and glares at him. Joey and Rachel decide to leave).

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Rachel: (grabs Chandler by the shirt) All right, listen, smirky. If it wasn't for you and your stupid balloon, I would be on a plane watching a woman do this (makes a gesture like a stewardess pointing out exits) right now. But I'm not.

"Friends", season 1, episode 9

Phoebe: Hey, that’s not fair! A person’s wedding is important! And especially to me! Ok? I didn’t have a graduation party! And I didn’t go to Prom. And I spent my sweet sixteen being chased round a tire yard by an escaped mental patient who is his own words wanted to “kill me” or whatever. So I deserve a real celebration and I am not gonna let some sweaty little man make me feel badly about it.( She storms out)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

[Scene: The Mr. Bowmont, is tied up alongside the pier; Joey and Rachel are relaxing.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Chandler: …so then the farmer says, "That’s not a cow and you’re not milking it." (Everyone laughs.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 11

Chandler: Oh, just hanging out, talkin’ about uh, websites. (Joey laughs.) Yeah, we saw this really interesting website about marriage and how totally unnecessary it is and how its just a way for the government to keep tabs on you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Phoebe: Woo-Hoo! The curse is broken! I called everybody I know, and everyone is alive.

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Monica: Why? (She hops into the living room and imitates Chandler's happy dance.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

(Phoebe tips it upside down, and a shoe falls out)

"Friends", season 6, episode 10

Ross: And so what if I like to go home, throw on some Kenny G, and take a bath!

"Friends", season 4, episode 9

Rachel: Aww, Joey, come here. (She takes his hand.) Look honey, I know this must be really, really difficult for you and I--Oh, I'm sorry. Am I hurting you?

"Friends", season 5, episode 15

PHOEBE: I'm sorry Monica but I knew if I told you, you'd get really, like, judgemental and you would not approve.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

Rachel: Oh, yeah. Joey doesn’t share food. I mean, just last week we were having breakfast and he had a couple of grapes on his plate and ...

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: Oh, it’s this big budget period movie about these three Italian brothers who come to America around the turn of the century. It’s really classy! Oh, and the director is supposed to be the next, next Martin Scorcese.

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Ross: That’s right! Made expressly for Val Kilmer and worn by him in the hit film…that Batman film he was in.

"Friends", season 7, episode 20

Rachel: Oh, like I wasn't dreading tomorrow enough, having to give it back to him... 'Hi Barry! Remember me? I'm the girl in the veil who stomped on your heart in front of your entire family!' Oh God and now I'm gonna have to return the ring, without the ring, which makes it so much harder...

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

[Scene: Iridium, Monica and Paula are at work.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Ross: Yeah! I opened up to her about all the terrible stuff that's been happening to me. I mean I talked for hours. (Joey has lost interest and is watching the race again.) It is amazing to have someone give you such-such focused attention.

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Phoebe: I brought a bunch of stuff for the house, so check it out. Ha-ha. (She removes this large ceramic dog that comes up to the second floor and places it next to the house.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Joey: I know. I know. And this is so much more complicated than it was for those guys. I mean, it’s Rachel for God sakes.

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

Phoebe Sr.: Well, any how, some how I got pregnant, and, and I was scared. I was stupid and sellfish, and I was 18 years old. I mean, you remember what it’s like to be eighteen years old?

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Phoebe: No, look, I told you that I didn’t want you to try and sell it, and you just, you big fat did it anyway. God, y'know what, I think five years ago I probably would’ve done anything to play with you but, I can do it by myself. And if I can’t trust you then just forget it.

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

[Scene: The Hall, Ross and Susan are arguing.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

Joey: No, no, no. You actually did that when you were dancing to the Chicago-soundtrack. Look, Ross, about, about Rachel and I. Listen, you don't have to worry about that, okay? Because nothing is gonna happen.

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Chandler: See ya. (Ross exits, and Chandler moves over next to Joey, laughing.) Have fun planning your mellow bachelor party.

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

(there's a door slamming in Ross's room, and some indistinct murmuring)

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

(In the meantime, Rachel has returned with the perfume and sprays a mist out in front of Phoebe who walks through the mist and does a little spin.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Chandler: Oh come on guys, it’s not like I moved to Europe! I just moved across the hall! And we would have you over all the time if it weren’t for (struggles to get this out) Monica’s allergies. (The duck quacks.) You’re right, I could never lie to you. She hates you. (The phone rings.) Should I get that? (Laughs, then answers the phone.) Hello? (Listens) Uh no, Joey’s not here right now. Can I take a message? (Listens) Yeah, okay so the audition has been moved from 5:00 to 2:30? (Listens) Okay great. (Listens.) Bye. (Hangs up the phone and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle on the door but Monica walks in and forces him to jump out of the way.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Pete: Let me tell you a story. When I set out to create Moss 865, do you think it just happened overnight? No. There was Moss 1, that burnt down my Dad’s garage, there was Moss 2 that would only schedule appointments in January, and 862 others that I learned from, just like I learned from this fight, never to let a guy stand on my neck.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Joey: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) What are you talking about? The audition’s not ‘til 5:00! (Chandler suddenly remembers and looks at the unfinished message then tries to sneak over and finish it as Joey listens.) Well, nobody told me! (Listens) Who’d you talk to? (Listens and turns around to see Chandler trying to finish the message.) Nevermind! (Hangs up.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: I don’t get it! It was in my room all night! And if she didn’t take it, and I didn’t take it; and you (Chandler) didn’t take it, then who did? (The duck quacks.) Shh! We’re trying to think! (Ross and Chandler realise it at the same moment and stare at Joey, who doesn’t get it. After a short pause, with the duck still quacking, Joey figures it out and starts pointing at the duck.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Charlie: And there is a collection of Walt Whitman letters on display at the public library.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Chandler: Well, maybe it was the kind of food that tasted good at first but then made everybody vomit and have diarrhea.

"Friends", season 5, episode 5

[Scene: The Mr. Bowmont (Joey’s boat), she’s shown to be in one of the waterways around New York, but in reality she’s in a sound stage on the Warner Bros. lot and we see New York from the water in some rather poor green screen shots. Rachel and Joey are on board.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Chandler: I just think that things would go a lot smoother if we each have our own zone. Phoebe, you can be in charge of wiping. And y’know Mon, you can be in charge of diapering and I can be in charge of looking how cute they are when they put their hands around… (He degrades into baby talk, but he means when they grab his finger.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: (handing him the letter) It’s just some things I’ve been thinking about. Some things about us, and before we can even think about the two of us getting back together, I just need to know how you feel about this stuff.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

(just as he gets in front of Margha, Monica comes up and tackles him)

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

Phoebe: Oh! And, he's the kinda guy who, when you're talking, he's listening, y'know, and not saying 'Yeah, I understand' but really wondering what you look like naked.

"Friends", season 1, episode 11

David: Okay, okay, okay. (Gets ready to sweep, and then picks up a laptop computer) Y'know what, this was just really expensive. (Puts it down elsewhere. Then picks up a microscope) And I'll take- this was a gift. (Moves it)

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

Joey: Tell me about it, huh? (Realizes that she can see Monica.) Oh no-no-no, I'm not with her, she's just Monica! (He pantomimes that out.) Ewwuck! (He pushes Monica away and makes a disgusted face.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 17

Joey: (to Ross) Hey! Here's the birthday boy! Ross, check it out: hockey tickets, Rangers-Penguins, tonight at the Garden, and we're taking you.

"Friends", season 1, episode 4

[Scene: Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons. At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

Phoebe: (muffled through the floor) Yeah, look I was with my friend downstairs and we hear everything up here that you do, and I am sick and tired... (I tired but the rest is unintelligible).

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Joey: All right now remember, something this big and long is going to be difficult to manuver, fortunately I have a lot of experience in that area.

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Chandler: Yeah! (Takes it.) If-if-if we did do this there would be a lot of pressure on me, y’know? Because you’ve been waiting a very long time and I wouldn’t want to disappoint you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: So I asked Emily if she would come to New York, and she said yes.

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Joey are discussing what to do about the now naked hooker in the guestroom.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

Ross: Just a sandwich? Look, I am 30 years old, I'm about to be divorced twice and I just got evicted! That sandwich was the only good thing going on in my life! Someone ate the only good thing going on in my life!

"Friends", season 5, episode 9

[Scene: Ross's building's lobby, he and Rachel are about to attempt to take the couch upstairs.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 16

Eric: In fact when we were building houses in Uruguay, we were, we were just two towns apart and we never met.

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Joey: But I-I-I can’t stay too long, I gotta get up early for a commercial audition tomorrow and I gotta look good. I’m supposed to be playing a 19-year-old. (Everyone stops in their tracks upon hearing this.) What?

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

Monica: Oh, this terrible! Everything is destroyed! Look at this. (She picks up some kind of furry thing.) It obviously meant enough for me to save it, and I don’t even know what it is! Ohh, it’s still soft. (She rubs it against her cheek.) What do you think this is?

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Joey: Oh, all blank, and no blank, make’s blank a blank blank. Oh no-no-no, no, the end when Jack almost kills them all with that blank, but then at last second they get away. Aww!

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

Phoebe: Uh-huh, (To Chandler) and you?

"Friends", season 8, episode 16

RICHARD: Okay, last chance. (Monica throws the candy and hits some woman in the back of the head, Richard turns around and says) Again, I'm sorry.

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

Ross: Yeah! They’re putting together this panel to talk about these fossils they just found in Peru and The Discovery Channel’s gonna film it!

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Joey: Hey, did you get to the part where they’re trapped in the car and Cujo’s throwin’ himself at the windshield?

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

Chandler: Of course the packaging does appeal to grown-ups and kids alike.

"Friends", season 2, episode 2

Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa, ho, ho, ho, you did not win the game, the touchdown didn’t count, because of the spectacularly illegal, oh and by the way savage nose breaking.

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

CHANDLER: I like this girl, okay, I seriously like this girl, you now how sometimes I tend get a little defended and quipy...

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

Joey: (approaches, wearing his glasses) Hey you guys, check it out. Check it out. (Moves his hand towards and away from his face.) It's like it's coming right at me. (Chandler helps out a little bit by pushing on Joey's arm, which causes his hand to slap him in his face.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 13

RACHEL: But, what you and I have is so much better. Ok, we have tenderness, we have intimacy, we connect. Ya know, I swear, this is the best I have ever had.

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

(chez Monica and Rachel)

"Friends", season 2, episode 6

Joey: (entering) Ross! Get a shot of this. (He's carrying an issue of the USA Today and hands Ross the camera.) Hey babies! These are the headlines on the day you were born! Okay, now girl baby turn away and boy babies… (Throws the paper away to reveal a copy of Playpen, which is the TV version of Playboy Magazine.) Check it out, huh?! This is what naked women looked like the month you were born. All right, now let's dive right into the good stuff. (Joey opens the magazine and Ross sticks the camera in it.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Phoebe: Monica- Hi! Um, Monica, you're scaring me. I mean, you're like, you're like all chaotic and twirly. And not-not in a good way.

"Friends", season 1, episode 2