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'AND' in a movie sentence | examples for 'AND' from movies

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is there except for Rachel and Ross, who both come storming in. Rachel is still going off about Ross’s secret marriage.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Chandler: Okay, let me just jump in and ask, at what point did you think this was a successful marriage?

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Ross: Rach, come on, if you think about it, it’s actually kinda funny. (He laughs, and he laughs alone.) Okay, maybe it’s best not to think about it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Monica are at the counter getting some more coffee.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Monica: Joey, why don’t you put them in the lost and found?

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: There’s a lost and found? (Gunther sets the box up on the table.) My shoe! (Grabs it out of the box.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: Well, I didn’t realize until I got home. I wasn’t gonna walk all the way back down here with one shoe! Y’know what? I’m gonna go find that guy’s car and leave a note on the windshield. (Goes to do so.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: Okay, well I’ll bring them by tomorrow morning. Okay, and uh, by the way, they’re not actually puppies, they’re Frank and Alice’s triplets. Okay, see ya! (Exits.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: (stops) Please! Please! Please! Please! Oh please! Please! Please! Frank and Alice asked me to baby sit the triplets and I’m nervous ‘cause I’ve never done that before by myself!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Monica: Come on Chandler, come on! It’ll give us great practice for when—(realizes what she’s about to say and changes)—people with babies come to visit.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

[Scene: The street down the block from Central Perk, Joey has found the Porsche and is writing the note.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: Yeah, it’s (looks up and sees the woman) mine.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: Me too! Yeah. And comfortable. Do uh, do you like leather seats?

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Rachel are having tea.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: So, I still have boxes here. I still have boxes at Ross’s, and I have nowhere to live! Wow. I could so easily freak out right now.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Ross: Okay, I got us a court date for tomorrow at 2:00 and I picked up all the forms. I’ll take care of everything.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: Well sure, if you say you’re gonna take care of everything I have no reason to doubt you. Give me those forms! (Grabs them from him.) All right, now I’m gonna do this my way and I don’t want to hear a peep out of you!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

(Ross grunts something and hands her the pen he was trying to hand her.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets. They each have one baby.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Chandler: I just think that things would go a lot smoother if we each have our own zone. Phoebe, you can be in charge of wiping. And y’know Mon, you can be in charge of diapering and I can be in charge of looking how cute they are when they put their hands around… (He degrades into baby talk, but he means when they grab his finger.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

[Time lapse, they have set up a little assembly line for diaper changes. Phoebe wipes, Chandler adds the powder, begrudgingly, and Monica puts the diaper on.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: You should see the treatment I get when I’m with that car! People are friendly; they-they wanna talk, and not just about the car! One guy gave me advice about my equity investments.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: The ones that got me the Porsche! Will you keep up! (Chandler wipes his forehead with a baby wipe, that might have been used. He drops it disgustedly.) But I figured, if-if people keep seeing me just standing there, they’re gonna start to think that I don’t own it. So I figured I’ll wash it. Right? Monica, you got a bucket and some soap I can borrow?

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Monica: Oh yeah, I got soap and sponges and rags and Carnuba wax and polishing compound.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Chandler: And?

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Monica: And six others.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

[Scene: The Porsche, Joey is finishing up washing the car and is talking to a guy about the car.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: And that’s just in the city. I get her up to 160 when I take her upstate.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: Oh I-I uh, found the keys and now I’m just polishing her up.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

(The guy gets in and drives off.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the triplets are all in their crib as Monica and Phoebe watch them.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: I don’t know why I was so nervous about this. And I don’t know why Frank and Alice are always complaining. This is so easy.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: No Chandler, they can swallow one of those little parts! And also, look at his smooth area, that’s just gonna mess them up.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Chandler: Glass, sand, whatever. (Walks out as Monica and Phoebe turn to check on the babies again.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Chandler: (entering) All right. (Clears throat) I thought about it and maybe you’re right. Maybe Krog is not a safe toy.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Chandler: Well, I was trying to prove that I was right. Y’know? And it turns out I was wrong. And now it’s lodged in my throat. (Mimics a cat trying to cough up a hairball.) (He does it again.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Monica: Damnit! Y’know this whole time we were concentrating on watching the babies and, and no one was watching Chandler! (He does it again.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

[Scene: A judge’s chambers, Rachel and Ross are filing their annulment papers.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: Yes your honor, and here are, are forms, all filled out.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Judge: And based on the fact that Mr. Geller is intravenous drug user.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: Uh yes, heroin and crack.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Judge: And finally that you were unable to consummate the marriage. Well, that makes sense since you’re gay and addicted to heroin.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Ross: Okay, I’m sorry, this is insane! I-I-I’m not addicted to heroin, I’m not gay, and there is no problem with my ability to consummate anything! Look, I’ll consummate this marriage right here, right now!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Ross: And when we were dating we consummated like bunnies!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: Ross! Your honor, rest assured relationship ended like two years ago! (To the stenographer) And could you strike "Consummated like bunnies" from the record?

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: Well, yes, we got married in Vegas and uh, and the names I think.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: (stands up as well) What?! Me?! What about you and your consummated like bunnies nonsense!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Ross: And what—(notices the stenographer is still typing)—What are you typing that for? Did you hear what she said? We don’t get the annulment. Don’t type that! What?! Stop typing! (He goes over to where the stenographer is typing and in the process pushes Rachel out of his way.) Hey! Stop typing! (He’s still typing.) Stop typing! Stop typing!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: All right look lady here is the deal, I came here for an annulment and I am not leaving here until I get one!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: And thank you for your time. (They both beat a hasty retreat.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies. I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it when it comes on in your area.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Monica: And people will think you own a Porsche because you’re wearing the clothes?

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: A real man wouldn’t just run to the hospital! (They don’t stop.) No! What would, what would Krog do? (They ignore her and Phoebe is left alone.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

(Ross and Rachel approach, they’re still yelling at each other.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is being triple teamed.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: Me taking care of you is no problem, huh? You guys feel safe. Right? Okay, I’m gonna take that spit bubble as, "Yeah, I do!" Okay, after I get rid of this dirty diaper Leslie, I’ll set you up with a clean one. (She throws it at the garbage without looking, misses, and knocks over a vase and flowers, which fall to the floor and break.) Okay, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to scare you. I just have to clean that up. Okay? ‘Cause let’s face it, we’re at Monica’s. (She crawls over, disposes of the diaper, picks up the flowers, and the vase.) I broke it. All right. Well, that’s just the way that goes. (She throws out both the flowers and the vase.) Okay, good. (She turns around and only counts two babies.) Why are there only two of you? Where is Leslie? Well, you can’t answer. (She starts looking for her) Leslie? Where are you Leslie? Leslie, now would be a good time for your first words! (She turns around and finds that Leslie has managed to crawl into the bottom drawer of the TV cabinet.) Well, look at you! Hey! You are a little bit mischievous! My gosh! (She picks her up and notices a surprise is waiting in the drawer.) Oh, you’re a lot mischievous! Well, it’ll dry. (Closes the drawer with her foot.) (To Leslie) Okay, you sit with your brother and sister now—who aren’t there! (They both have disappeared as well.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

[Time Lapse, the babies are finally asleep. Good for Phoebe! The only problem is, Monica’s apartment looks like a tornado, a hurricane, a swarm of locusts, fire, brimstone, hail, and giant man-eating, radioactive ants have torn the place apart. Needless to say, it’s messy enough to cause Monica to die of shock right away. Parents with small children know what I’m talking about.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: Okay, so I totally took care of the babies all by myself! I fed ‘em, bathed ‘em, and put ‘em to bed.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Chandler: And protected them from a tornado?

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

(Monica enters and her jaw drops in horror.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Monica: You’re right, you’re right I shouldn’t freak out. ‘Cause this is what will happen when you and I have babies! When will that be?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Ross: I picked up the divorce papers. Uh, I’ve already signed everything and I put little ‘X’s where you need to sign.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Ross: You’re right. That’s very different. So let’s, let’s just sign the papers. All right? (Sits down and Rachel keeps standing there.) What?

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: And uh, yeah, I didn’t really, I didn’t want to say anything, but it kinda it just, it kinda kept coming back to me, and umm, remember we were in the casino and for some reason thought it would be funny to eat a lot of grapes. And uh, and I thought it would be funnier if we got married. So as a, as a compromise we decided first to get married, and then (Ross joins in) to eat a lot of grapes. So umm, sorry I got us into this mess.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: I know. I always thought if you and I got married, it would be the one that stuck. And it wouldn’t be a secret, and we wouldn’t have our wedding dinner at Pizza Hut. (They both laugh.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

[Scene: The street, Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff. This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: I’d love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. She’s sleeping. (The women both laugh) Hey uh, would you two girls like to go for a drink? (Just then the same guy with the football dives to make a catch, lands on the car cover, and collapses it. It turns out that Joey set up a bunch of boxes to make it look like a Porsche.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

CHANDLER: Of course I am. I reject anyone who's crazy enough to actually go out with me, and then I bitch about the fact that there aren't any great women out there.

"Friends", season 2, episode 3

ROSS: Ok, then you're gonna have to understand that you're with a guy who's not gonna stop planning his future with you because he knows that we're gonna end up together and if that scares you, tough, 'cause you're gonna have to deal with that.

"Friends", season 2, episode 20

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica is outside the bathroom yelling at Ross who's in the bathroom.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

[Rachel enters with laundry and starts folding]

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

CHANDLER: Yeah I just... wanted to call and say hey.

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

Ross: Save the breakthroughs for therapy, okay. The clock is ticking. We have no time, and we are losing, we are losing to girls.

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

[Scene: Central Perk. Joey is sitting between Monica and Phoebe.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

[Scene: Chandler's apartment. Chandler is sitting between Rachel and Ross.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

PHOEBE: Yeah, I agree. Ya know, I think fancy parties are only fun if you're fancy on the inside and I'm just not sure we are.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

ROSS: Look, I know you don't want to hear this right now but, we've seen him in his new place, alright. And he's happy, he's, he's decorated.

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

Chandler: (Continuing his toast.) And I’m sure we’re all very excited that Ross and Emily are getting married at Montgomery Hall. I mean to think, my friend getting married in Monty Hall. (No reaction from the people.) Ohh, come on!! Monty Hall!! Lets make a Deal!! Come on, you people!! All right, forget it!! Congratulations, Ross and Emily. (He sits down.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Ross: My son? Pretty serious. (There’s a knock on the door and Ross answers it.) Oh hey Katie! (The cashier from before) What uh, what are you doing here?

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Ross is on the phone.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

EDDIE: Hey Chan, is that Joey guy gonna come by and pick up his moose hat or should I just toss it out?

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is still trying to ease things over with Janice, and there are about a dozen empty Espresso cups in front of him. He is extremely wired.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 5

ESTL: Stop saying you're not talented, you're very talented. It's just with the bird dead and all, there's very little act left. Oh, honey, give me a break, will ya? [a knock on the door] Oooh, ooh, I'll talk to you later.

"Friends", season 2, episode 10

CHANDLER: Well you know, we got to talking and uh, he said he needed a place and I had a spare room.

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

CHANDLER: Well yeah, in that it's not being used and I... have it to spare.

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica, Rachel, and Ross are there.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

Ross: (recovers his composure and starts typing) Respectfully, professor R. Geller. (hits <return>, closes the laptop and joins Charlie on the sofa) Hey!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica is in the kitchen, Phoebe enters.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 20

CHANDLER: Well I do, but uh, Eddie makes them this way and, well they're pretty darn good.

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

[Scene: Chandler and Eddie's apartment. Joey stops by. Chandler is reading the paper and Eddie is fixing eggs.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ross and Monica are fighting over the remote.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

CHANDLER: Well what's the difference? Your eggs aren't here anymore, are they? You took your eggs and you left. You really expect me to never find new eggs?

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

Ross: Yeah, right! What was last time he met a submission deadline for an abstract (he and Charlie laugh, then Joey starts laughing too without any reason) Well, why are you laughing?

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

[Scene: Madison Square Garden, Duncan's dressing room. Phoebe is fixing her hair and Duncan enters.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

ROSS: And that wasn't fun for you?

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

MONICA: Because, you were mean to me and you, you teased me and you always, always got your way.

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

[Scene: Central Perk. Ross, Rachel, and Monica are hanging out.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

MONICA: Now I love you. And not just 'cause I have to.

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

[Scene: Chandler and Eddie's apartment.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

Mr. Geller: Oh, well, I, I guess it musta been the day after you were born. We were in the hospital room, your mother was asleep, and they brought you in and gave you to me. You were this ugly little red thing, and all of a sudden you grabbed my finger with your whole fist. And you squeezed it, so tight. And that's when I knew.

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

PHOEBE: Well I have a video, you have to pay attention. No this, this voice woman, she's so talented but, according to the producer people, they said she doesn't have like the right look or something, ya know. I mean, it's like, she's like one of those an imals at the pound who like nobody wants 'cause they're not pretty enough or you know. Like, like some old dog who's just kind of like stinky and. Huuuuh, oh my God, she's smelly cat. Oh, oh that song has so many levels.

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

Monica: Ok, for my next song I think I�ll sing something a little more upbeat. All right? Oh, how about the PointerSisters �I am so excited�. And make it bouncy!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

CHANDLER: Well that's the brilliance of it. The pretty people... and the running.

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

Chandler: I think she looks cute. (Rachel turns around and stares at him angrily) ... but I am wrong!

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

JOEY: I'm sorry. I'm 28 years old, I've never lived alone, and I'm finally at a place where I've got enough money that I don't need a roommate anymore.

"Friends", season 2, episode 16

DR. REMORE: I know you do but you and I can never be together that way.

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Everyone except Ross is there watching Days of Our Lives.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

RACHEL: [sings] And you're no friend to those with noses.

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

Joey: Oh yes I do. Otherwise what’s next? Today I’m just a guy who can’t finish a turkey, but tomorrow I’m the guy who eats half a Powerbar, wraps up the rest, and puts in the fridge? No! No, I just…I just—I gotta change my pants. (Gets up and heads for the door.) Jeans have no give. (Exits.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

[Scene: Chandler and Eddie's apartment. Chandler is at the foosball table trying to get Phoebe to play a game with him.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

PHOEBE: Hi, um, I just thought that it would be fun if the three of us had some beers and got to know each other.

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

Chandler: And was the curse lifted?

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

[Scene: Chandler and Eddie's apartment. Chandler and Eddie are talking.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

Chandler: Oh no thats okay, you're totally right. I don't know anything about disciplining a child. But it did hurt my feelings and I want you to know that when I die, you don't get Joey.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Ross: It was no big deal. We-we…said that the rumor was…that umm…you had both…male and female reproductive parts.

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

Rachel: Ohh, okay, I’m sorry. You’re right. Y’know what? We absolutely can stay married, because I was under the impression that the boxes were far away from each other. All right, look, just please, take a moment here and think about what you’re asking of me.

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe is singing. Monica, Richard, Ross, and Rachel are listening.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is still very sick and is entering the living room from the bathroom wearing a robe. Chandler is reading a magazine.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

Monica: And you’ve never been funnier. Joke, joke, joke, you were a hoot!

"Friends", season 8, episode 4

ROSS: My baby sister, ladies and gentlemen.

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

Chandler: Oh My God! You can do a duet of Ebony and Ivory all by yourself!

"Friends", season 10, episode 3

PHOEBE: Oh, this is so nice. Alright I have to make a speech. I just wanna say that of all the guys that Monica has been with, and that is a lot, I like you the best.

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

[Scene: Chandler and Eddie's apartment. Chandler is there. There's a knock at the door. He answers it to see a young woman holding a fishtank.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

[Scene: Central Perk. Joey enters with several magazines and runs up to Phoebe.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

Ross: Marcel, c'mere, c'mere. (He sits down and Marcel jumps down and sits beside him) Well buddy, this is it. There's just a coupla things I want to say. I'm really gonna miss you, and I'm never gonna forget about you. You've been more than just a pet to me, you've been more like a be- (Marcel climbs down and starts humping his leg) Okay, Marcel, please, could you leave my leg alone? Could you just stop humping me for two seconds?! Marcel, would- okay, just take him away. Just take him.

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Joey are playing Richard at foosball.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 20

Joey: I went back to Riff’s. I think Ursula likes me. All I ordered was coffee, she brought me a tuna meltt and four plates of curly fries.

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica, Richard, Ross, and Rachel are returning.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

Chandler: Well, it's just with uhm, work and the stress of adoption, we just don't feel like we have the energy. Plus, we don't think it's fair that every year the burden falls on us.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

ROSS: Uh, just a sec dad. [to himself] OK, be cool, just be cool. [walks down the stairs and grabs the flowers out of the vase on the endtable] OK dad.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

Joey: What am I going to do? You know, and I keep, I keep trying to get rid of these feelings, y’know? I stayed up all last night and made a list of everything I don’t like about her. You want to hear it?

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

[Scene: Chandler and Eddie's apartment.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

CHANDLER: Kick save and... denied.

"Friends", season 2, episode 20

RACHEL: Ok, uh, Billy Dreskin, Pete Carney, Barry, and uh, oh, Paolo.

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

Richard: Oh, (laughs) that was the blind date that I told you about, she called and switched it to today.

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

(They do so, and Phoebe gets in the middle, closes her eyes, and starts spinning in a circle.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are in Monica's bedroom.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

CHANDLER: This is nuts. This is crazy. She came over for like two minutes, dropped off a fish tank, and left, end of story.

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

[Scene: Rift’s Restaurant, as seen in Mad About You, Joey and Chandler are there.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

RICHARD: Right, and...

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

Ross: Yeah, um, I don't know if you noticed, but he had a lot to drink, and you know how he gets when he's drun..uh... (He has caught sight of Joey scowling at him) I can't do this, I did it, it was me, I'm sorry, I kissed your mom.

"Friends", season 1, episode 11

RICHARD: Now I do. [they kiss and fall to the bed]

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

[Ross and Rachel are in Rachel's bedroom]

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

RACHEL: God, Ross, look, what you and I have is special, all Paolo and I ever had was...

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

ROSS: Oh. And what do you call that?

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

Phoebe: I did it! One mile on a hippity-hop! That’s it!! That’s everything I wanted to do before I was thirty. Oh, except I wanted to patch things up with my sister. But oh well. Yay!! (They all cheer again.) And-and girls this thing is a Godsend if you know what I mean. (Rachel and Monica look intrigued and as they all head into Central Perk, Rachel picks up the hippity-hop that Phoebe left behind.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 14

RACHEL and MONICA: One two three. [Rachel picks rock, Monica picks scissors]

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

ROSS: What, what oh....[Ross and Rachel go into her room]

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. All but Joey are present.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

Phoebe: No, and so there's no one to walk me down the aisle and... well, I would just really love it if you would do it.

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

MONICA: And some of us really have to pee.

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

Rachel: Country club newsletter. My mother sends me the engagement notices for 'inspiration.' Oh my God! Oh my God, it's Barry and Mindy!

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Joey: Well, I'm doing this telethon thing on TV and my agent got me a job as co-host!

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

MR. GELLER: [going downstairs] Rachel, ready or not, here comes your knight in shining. . . oh no. [Chip has shown up and the four are leaving]

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

[Scene: Chandler and Eddie's apartment.Chandler walks in to see Eddie holding a tray of cookies.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

Ross: Alright, ok, let's do it. (Ross sits down at the desk and they all gather around him) Uhm, I know we start by discussing the shortcomings of carbon dating... uhm, and then, then I move on to what is clearly the defining moment of the Mesozoic era, the breakup of Pangea, hello! (Rachel and Joey look confused) And then, there's the... eh... there's the overview of the Triassic.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

[Scene: Chandler's bedroom. Chandler is sleeping and Eddie is there watching him.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 19

[Eddie leaves the room and Chandler mouths "Thank you" to himself]

"Friends", season 2, episode 19

CHANDLER: Well we could just stay in and cook for ourselves. [both laugh hysterically]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Rachel are there, Joey enters wearing an old looking hat.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 19

Mike: that is so wrong and on top of that his a glue sniffer.

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

JOEY: So, you're not mad at me for getting fired and everything?

"Friends", season 2, episode 19

Joey: (Snatches the phone) Hey Ma. Listen, I made the appointment with Dr. Bazida, and... Excuse me? (To his dad) Did you know this isn't Ma?

"Friends", season 1, episode 13

[Scene: Central Perk. Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there. Rachel has just finished reading the book.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 19

[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey and Ross enter.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 19

Ross: Filming Rachel is not something I planned. Okay look, here’s what happened, and Joey you-you can back me up on this. All right, about-about a month and a half ago I came to you with a problem? Umm, a personal thing.

"Friends", season 8, episode 4