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'AND' in a movie sentence | examples for 'AND' from movies

Written by: Scott Silveri Produced by: Robert Carlock and Wendy Knoller Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Vanessa Final check by Kim

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

[Scene: Central Perk. Everyone's sitting on the couch.Monica and Chandler enter]

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: And so incorrect!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Monica: And a lot could still get in our way.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: I can develop a condition in which I talk and talk and no one hears a word.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Monica: Oh my God, it's gonna WORK! We're gonna make it work! I'm gonna be a mummy and (to Chandler) you're gonna be a daddy! All right, I'll see you suckers. I'm gonna get me... A BABY! {she leaves)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: I'm gonna say someone I'm gonna have sex with. (the girl leaves and Phoebe goes toward the couch) (to Phoebe) Hey!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Phoebe: Because you'll date her once, sleep with her and then forget she exists!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Rachel: Well, believe it or not, it's true. When Joey and I were together, he was wonderful. He was thoughtful and mature. And for the one week that we went out, he didn't sleep with anybody else!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: Ok, thank you. And I promise you I will not forget this one. (he starts writing on his hand) Mandy.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: (he takes a baby blue beret out of a shopping box and puts it on) How does this look?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: Damnit! I have this date tomorrow night and I have to look cool!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Phoebe: Well, you know, if you want fashion help, Rachel and I are going shopping tomorrow. You're more than welcome to come with us, right?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

[Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. Monica and Chandler are entering with a man.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Agency guy: Please, make yourself comfortable and I will back in a moment with Erica.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Erica: So, it's Monica and Chandler. I only know you as file 0W33815-D.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: Oh, really? You know what your great friend did? We're out to dinner, ok? (he starts talking about the date and we can see what happened through a flashback video) We're getting along, having a really nice time. I was thinking she was really cool. And then, out of nowhere...

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(Sarah picks up some fries from Joey’s plate and Joey looks very angry. Then we’re back to Central Perk and Joey does a you-see-what-I-mean look to Phoebe)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: Hey, hey, hey, hey. Look. I take a girl out, she can order whatever she wants! The more, the better! All right? Just don’t order a Garden salad and then eat my food! That’s a good way to lose some fingers!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Phoebe: Joey and my friend were out last night and having dinner and she reaches over and takes a few of his fries...

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Rachel: Oh, yeah. Joey doesn’t share food. I mean, just last week we were having breakfast and he had a couple of grapes on his plate and ...

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(Phoebe looks horrified and she turns to watch Joey)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: (mad and pointing a finger to himself) JOEY DOESN’T SHARE FOOD!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Phoebe: Well, I still think that it’s a stupid reason not to call someone again. You are calling her! And if you need to, just get an extra plate of fries for the table!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: (he thinks a little, considering the option and seems to be quite satisfied) I like that! A sharing buffer! Yeah! I’ll order some extra fries! Maybe a plate of onion rings. Yeah. And a shrimp cocktail. And some buffalo wings. Maybe an individual pizza, uh? And some mozzarella sticks. (he looks absorbed in his food thoughts) What were we talking about?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

[Scene: A clothes store. Ross and Phoebe are shopping]

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: Rach, come on, I’m not gonna wear any of this! (he picks up a shirt) Nothing silver. (Rachel sighs). Ok? Nothing with hair! (Rachel sighs again) And nothing with padlocks on it! (Rachel heaves a long disappointing sigh).

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: (feeling the fabric) Wow, this is really soft (he looks the price). Three hundred and fifty dollars?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: Both logic and math are taking a serious hit today.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(Ross wears the jackets and look at himself in the mirror)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: Actually this looks like pretty good! Yeah!(he turns and watches his back and there’s a sign on the back of the jacket, “boys will be boys”) Boys will be boys?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Rachel: Yes, they will! You know what you should do? Just go take a walk, all right? I know your size and I’m... I’m gonna pick up some really good stuff for you.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Rachel: Yes! And I know what looks sexy on guys. Please, just wear what I suggest, and she’s gonna go nuts for you.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

[Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. Monica and Chandler are still talking with Erica.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: So, the fact that I am a doctor, and my wife’s a reverend, that’s important to you?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Monica: It says “Do it!”. And behold she did adopt onto them a baby. And it was good.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Erica: I was wondering you both have such serious jobs. (to Monica) Would you have time to take care of a baby and your flock?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: Yeah, actually. So, you read a file that you liked and you gave the agency the serial number and they contacted us?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Rachel and Phoebe walk in, loaded with bags.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Rachel: (looking into one of her shopping bags) Oh no! I took one of Ross' bags by mistake, and one of mine is missing.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

[Scene: Ross walks into Central Perk, wearing a pink and white ladies shirt. Joey is on the couch]

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: (not getting it) Yeah! Yeah! Rachel picked it out for me. She told me to trust her and you know what? I'm glad I did! I turned quite a few heads on my way over here.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: You're just jealous because you couldn't pull this off. Yeah, now if you'll excuse me (getting up and taking his coat) I have a date. (As he is walking out, everyone turns and stares at him) See? (To Joey) ALL eyes on ME!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's hotel room. They enter.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: She likes Doctor Chandler and Reverend Monica.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Monica: Well, if you think about it, I am kind of like a Reverend. I mean, as a chef, I serve God, by feeing the hungry and poor. (looks very convinced about what she just said)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: So, we'll tell the truth and who knows, maybe she'll like us for us.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Waiter: Seafood platter for the gentleman and extra fries. Enjoy!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: oh, I didn't know you liked French fries. Help yourself! What's mine is yours. (Sarah reaches over and takes a few fries)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(Sarah, is grinning and starts to reach over to Joey's plate to take a few clams)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: How about those fries though, huh? (Holds the plate between Sarah’s fingers and his plate, thus blocking her from reaching his)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Sarah: They are delicious (takes a few from the plate, puts one in her mouth and places the rest on her plate, then starts to reach over to Joey's platter again)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(Then she reaches over again and Joey moves his plate a little to the left, and she misses, then she reaches out again, and he moves his plate to the right , so she misses again. She tries a third time and this time, Joey pushes his plate so far to the left, it drops off the edge of the table)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: I'm sorry, I'm overreacting. Okay, It's just when it comes to food, I have certain rules, okay, I mean (bends down and with his plate and his hands, scrapes the dropped dinner back onto the plate and puts it back on the table) There are things you do..and you now, things.. (takes something from the plate and blows it a little) that you don't do (He takes a bite from it).

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

[Scene: Ross and his date walk into a lobby. They are both wearing their jackets]

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: Oh! You are gonna love it! (The girl is looking in the other direction as Ross is taking off his own coat, revealing the pink and white ladies shirt) and I'm so glad, we're finally doing this.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: Here (gets behind her to help. When the coat comes off we see she is wearing the exact same shirt Ross is wearing. They look at each other, shocked. They abruptly put their coat back on) So this was fun! (They leave the room and head into opposite directions)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

[Scene: Back at the restaurant with Joey and Sarah. Joey is holding Sarah's hands]

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Sarah: (tasting hers) Oh my God! (Looks at the waiter and then to Joey)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(Joey's looking at Sarah's dessert, and takes her plate.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: Yeah, of course. I can control myself. (laughs uneasily and Sarah leaves the room)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(Joey sits sideways on his chair, looking at Sarah's chocolate torte, and then looking away from it, nervously playing with his fork, drumming with it on the table every now and then.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(He then straightens himself, and looks at the torte)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(Sarah enters the room again, and stops when she sees her dessert is missing. Joey has emptied her plate, and has a chocolate covered mouth, just like a kid.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

[Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. Monica and Chandler are entering.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Erica: Yeah. It's a sonogram they took of the baby last week. I thought you might want to see it. (gives it to Monica, who looks at it for a long time, and then shows it to Chandler)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(Chandler takes Monica's hand, and gets serious) Look, before we sign anything we really have to talk...(pause) We're not who you think we are.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: The agency must have made some mistake. My wife is not a reverend and I'm not a doctor.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: I could perform an operation on you and prove it if you'd like.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: Well, our names really are Monica and Chandler. We're from New York.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: You have every reason to be upset. We did lie. But only because we've been waiting and trying to have a baby for so long. Now we don't know how long it's gonna be before we can get another chance again.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: Erica, please. Just consider us. Ask them to see our file. Our last name's Bing. My wife's a chef and I'm in advertising.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: But you did like us. And you should. My wife's an incredible woman. She's loving and devoted and caring. And don't tell her I said this but the woman's always right... I love my wife more than anything in this world. And I... It kills me that I can't give her a baby... I really want a kid. And when that day finally comes, I'll learn how to be a good dad. But my wife... she's already there. She's a mother... without a baby... Please?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(They look at each other. We switch back to Monica. Chandler opens the door and she turns to look at him.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(Monica plays those words back in her mind and then smiles and runs to Chandler, who is twisting with joy. They hug.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: Yeah, and you know what? We could do a lot worse.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(they shake hands the way friends would. There's a muffin on the table, and Ross breaks off a piece and wants to put it in his mouth.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: It was soo not an accident. She saw I was about to tag her, so she threw her big fat grandma arm elbow right into my face. And just keep running.

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

Phoebe: Hell, I’m drunk right now! (They all turn and look at her.) What? I can’t have a mimosa with breakfast?! I’m on vacation!

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

                                Monica, Moncia, have a happy Chanukah.                                 Saw Santa Clause, he said hello to Ross.                                 And plese tell Joey, Christmas will be snowy!                                 And Rachel and Chandler, have err-umm-glander!!"

"Friends", season 4, episode 10

Chandler: Umm, you know how we always said that it would be fun to move to Paris for a year? You know, you could study French cooking and I could write and we could take a picnic along the Seine and go wine tasting in Bordeaux?

"Friends", season 9, episode 2

Joey: Sure! What’s up? (He grabs a plate and proceeds to load it with a huge pile of scrambled eggs. Chandler just stares at him and Joey reluctantly gives him a spoonful.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

Monica: No! Everything's cold. The turkey's dried out and the... the stuffing is all soggy.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Rachel: Wow! I don’t know if I could ever do that. I always figured the first time I had a baby was with somebody I love and that baby would be a…keeper.

"Friends", season 4, episode 11

Phoebe: All right, fine, fine, but if you’re my next victim, don’t come back as a poltergeist and like suck me into the TV set.

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Ross: Okay! Okay! But if she doesn’t call, it is definitely over! No, wait. Wait. Unless, eventually, I call her, y’know just to she what’s going on, and, and she says she’ll call me back, but then she doesn’t. Then it’s over.

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Monica and Phoebe: Ahhh!!

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Rachel: I don’t know, his uh, his hair never really bothered me that much, and y’know it was always more crunchy than it was greasy.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

(A guy comes up and gets into the backseat of the cab.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

RACHEL: No, listen to me. I fell for you and I get clobbered. You then fall for me and I again, somehow, get clobbered. I'm tired of being clobbered, ya know, it's, it's just not worth it.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

Chandler: Yeah, I can say that I have a conference and you can say you have a chef thing.

"Friends", season 5, episode 5

Chandler: Thank you, Mister Drunken Gambler! Okay, you get this and uh, we get the biggest suite in the place! (Everyone cheers) Wait-wait-wait-wait! We (motions to Monica and him.) get the biggest suite in the place.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

(He tries to get up again and starts falling backwards and Chandler catches him.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 7

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering, dragging Chandler, to mediate the argument between Chandler and Monica.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 2

Phoebe: Well, and you know, it really is a testament to how he was raised. Especially to you. Because he's very respectful of women.

"Friends", season 9, episode 7

The Presenter: …in the category of Favorite Returning Male Character the nominees are: John Wheeler from General Hospital (Applause), Gavin Grant from The Young and the Restless (Applause), Dunkin Harrington from Passions (Applause), and Joey Tribbiani from Days of Our Lives (Applause). And the Soapie goes to…(She opens the envelope)…Gavin Grant from The Young and the Restless!

"Friends", season 7, episode 18

Isabella: ...because I have a list of five goofy coffee house guys and yesterday I bumped you for that guy over there. (points at a guy and leaves)

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

MONICA: Hey, have you guys eaten, because uh, Richard and I just finished and we've got leftovers... Chicken and potatoes... What am I wearing?...Actually, nothing but rubber gloves.

"Friends", season 2, episode 20

[Scene: The casino bar, Phoebe and Monica are sitting at the bar, while Wayne Newton's signature song Danke Schoen is playing in the background.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

(Monica strides over to Ross, who is making coffee, and talks to him aside.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 8

Chandler: So I have a flaw! Big deal! Like Joey's constant knuckle-cracking isn't annoying? And Ross, with his over-pronouncing every single word? And Monica, with that snort when she laughs? I mean, what the hell is that thing? ...I accept all those flaws, why can't you accept me for this?

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Chandler: All right, wait! Come on! Just wait one second! There has to be something that I can do! Something! If we still had that entertainment unit I would get in it for six hours and think about how I let you down. (Joey looks intrigued) What?

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Ross: (returning from the phone.) So, I just picked up a message from Emily, she and Susan are going to a poetry reading together!

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

Ross: Oh yeah, she’s-she’s amazing. And-and she’s so much fun. And! Y’know what? When I’m with her, I’m fun! I even signed up for helicopter classes. (Chandler is shocked.) She’s leaving in two days, I don’t have to do it.

"Friends", season 4, episode 16

Chandler: Oh yeah! I mean at first I hated it, but why wouldn't I, because as a man I've been trained (bitter woman's tone) not to listen! (pause) But after chapter 16: "fat, single and ready to mingle", I was uplifted.

"Friends", season 9, episode 20

Phoebe: Look, Precious... Mike's not worth this. You're an attractive, intelligent woman and let's face it, Mike's kind of a wang. I mean, he proposed to me while he was still seeing you... He was gonna break-up with you on your birthday? And, I don't like to kiss-and-tell, but he cheated on you a lot this weekend.

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Rachel: Oh please, I hate packing, it’s closer to work, and we do have fun. Although, I’m really gonna miss living with you.

"Friends", season 7, episode 10

Chandler: Yeah, well, sorry doesn’t bring back the little piggy that cried all the way home! I hate this stupid day! And everything about it! I'll see you later.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

(Chandler stares at the doctor, completely shocked. Monica just freezes and turns around slowly.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Monica: Here. Ben, do you wanna play the airplane game, do you wanna show Rachel? Come here. (takes Ben) We’re gonna do something fun. Okay. (throws Ben up in the air a little bit and catches him) Weee!! (moves into the living room and does it again) Weee!! (starts to walk back into the kitchen as she does it again, and hits Ben’s head on that wooden beam across the ceiling.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

[Scene: Monica's apartment. Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Monica: So why-why wasn’t Ross’s stuff ruined? (Pause) And if you say the words medical marvel I’m going to Easy Bake your head!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Monica: You have to help me! I’m supposed to be writing my vows and all I have is this! (Shows them what she’s been working on.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 21

Mr. Geller: Wait, how do you zoom out? (zooms out and we see an extremely overweight Monica eating a big sandwich) There she is.

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

(Ross recognises her and goes over to the couch, mouthing ‘Oh my God’

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Joey: That’s not gonna work out! Then she’s gonna come home all weepy and you’ll be tellin’ her, "Oh that’s okay. You’ll find someone." And then, bamn! She finds you!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Richard: The bedroom. Well it’s pretty much your typical... (opens the door as Monica hides under the covers, and quickly closes the door before his date can see the room.) bedroom.

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

[Scene: Ross and Rachel's hotel room, Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company. Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come. Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page. Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain. Anyhoo…]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Wayne: C.H.E.E.S.E. is right here. (He puts on his headset, picks up the controller, and wheels C.H.E.E.S.E. in. C.H.E.E.S.E. is just a plain old robot on tracks; he kinda looks like No. 5 in the movie Short Circuit.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 21

Ross: Yeah, tell me about it. (He stands up, turns his back to Joey, and enjoys another sip.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 16

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is watching Quincy M.E. as Chandler is walking into the living room from his bedroom.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Joey: That's it! I'm tired of covering for you two! This has got to stop! (Realizes he still has the underwear in his hand.) Ahh! (Throws them towards Chandler's room.) And tighty-whiteys! What are you, 8?

"Friends", season 5, episode 9

GRANDMOTHER: Oh, sure, yeah. [gets a box with the pictures] This is the one of you father in a meadow, and, uh, helping a little boy fly a kite, and here he is at a graduation. . . another graduation. . . another graduation.

"Friends", season 2, episode 9

[Scene: The hallway between the apartments, Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway. Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Phoebe: Okay, I would ring the bell to distract him and then I would knock the gun out of his hand with a Chinese throwing star.

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is still bumming about cancellation of Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Ross: Oh, hey y'know, they-they really overcharge you for that stuff. (Rachel glares at him.) But who cares?! Because it's all on me! (Rachel reaches into the fridge and pulls out two handfuls of those mini booze bottles.) (Watching her.) That is, one big drink!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Hey! All that stuff you said about true love, you were right, I mean, we did learn a lot from Mom and Dad! And that picture of Chi-Chi with her mischievous grin. And what you said about Nana. Ohh, yeah she really would’ve wanted to be there. And you know what? I think she was.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Rachel: Well, maybe sometimes I find out things or I hear something and I pass that information on y'know kinda like a public service, it doesn't mean I'm a gossip. I mean, would you call Ted Kopel a gossip?

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Joey: (at the urinal) Can you stop yellin'? You're makin' me nervous, and I can't go when I'm nervous.

"Friends", season 1, episode 14

(Ross shuts off the CD player. Marcel runs into the bedroom and slams the door.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 18

<Everyone is looking around and at Joey with looks of 'what?' on their faces>

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Chandler: Then I got all needy and clingy.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Monica: No, those first two windows, (Points) that's the lobby. And y'know the other one over there, that's the stairway. You've been counting wrong.

"Friends", season 5, episode 17

[Cut to the casino, Monica is walking through it past the craps table when she notices a chip on the floor. She picks it up and heads to the table.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: Oh yes! Thank you very much! (She grabs a glass, takes a sip, and realizes what she just did. She then tries to spit the champagne back into the glass without Monica noticing. It doesn’t work.) Oh that’s-that’s actually how the French drink it.

"Friends", season 8, episode 1

Amy walks over to the couch and sits down next to Rachel: Ucch.  <pauses> Uchh <louder this time> In case you hadn't noticed, I'm not talking to you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Joey is telling everyone about his impending termination at Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 21

[Scene: Mattress King, Monica and Phoebe are shopping for a new mattress.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 7

Monica: We're moving in a couple of days and we've got a lot of packing to do. It would be great if you guys could pitch in.

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Monica: No Chandler, you don’t understand! (Chandler starts singing the theme for Sanford and Son, an old TV show starring Redd Fox.) Okay! Okay! Okay! Fine! Now you know. Okay? I’m y’know…I’m sick.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

[Time Lapse, the gang is now watching Law & Order. By the way, the entire rest of the episode takes place in Monica and Rachel's apartment. Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together? Something to think about.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 19

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are having a tug-of-war over the disputed candlesticks.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

[Scene: Rachel’s office, Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date. He is telling her about her mascara problem. Rachel is already there.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

{Transcriber’s note: This is where the opening credits are, but they’re not the usual opening credits. Oh no! These credits are based on the world that would have been created had all of the above actually happened. It starts out with all of them at the fountain sitting on the couch as Fat Monica runs up and sits on the arm of the couch, tilting the whole thing towards her. It then goes on to show Rachel’s still a shop-aholic and with Barry. Fat Monica is sweating while cooking and dancing while eating a donut. Phoebe as the Wall Street shark smoking while on two cell phones. Then they’re dancing in the fountain. Joey entering as Dr. Drake Remoray and meeting a groupie. Chandler trying to write as a bird does its business on his shoulder and falling asleep while typing. Ross doing some kara-tay and trying to get Carol into bed. And finally, some more dancing in the fountain, them all flexing, and the turning out the lamp and shutting off all the lights bit from the first season. Just remember one thing, this is an alternate universe. Everything from every other episode doesn’t apply, for instance, Ross and Rachel have no history. And in fact have not seen each other in years in this world.}

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Look I-I don’t know what’s going on with you and your husband and what is hopefully an adult dog walker, look can I just say not all men are like that.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Oh, what a great argument, exhaling! All right, y'know what, I’ll prove it to you, okay. I’ll trade you Joey for Rachel, and I’ll still win the game.

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

Chandler: Oh, it would be you! You! Monica! And you'd get all the votes!

"Friends", season 5, episode 13

Rachel: Listen y’know what sir? For the last time, I don’t care what the computer says, we did not take a bag of Mashuga nuts from the mini-bar and we did not watch Dr. Do-Me-A-Little!

"Friends", season 8, episode 2

Ross: I had no idea. And that-that pillowcase thing, I thought you guys were just doing the flying nun.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Monica: Well, you’re making him a frieze salad with goat cheese and pine nuts, wild nuts, wild rice, roast asparagus, and salmon au croup.

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

Monica: Oh God Phoebe!! (Phoebe covers one ear.) Oh that’s it! That’s it! Right there! Oh! (Tries to cover the other ear.) Ooooh-oooh-ooooh… (Covers both ears and continues the massage with her elbows.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Chandler: (after they've left) Okay, did you see that?! With the inappropriate and the pinching!!

"Friends", season 7, episode 21

Monica: No!! Why didn’t you make a copy and-and keep it in a fireproof box and keep it at least a hundred yards from the original?!!

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Joey: You may not kiss the bride. So, I guess by the powers vested in my by the state of New York and the Internet guys, I now pronounce you husband and wife. Oh wait! Do you take each other?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

[Scene: The Hospital. Erica is moaning and about to give birth. Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Rachel: I can't believe this. All I wanted to do was help you try to figure out what to do with your life and this is how you repay me?

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

(A woman with a steel drum and a guy with a xylophone start playing an instrumental version of "Can't Help Falling In Love" by Elvis Presley. A bridesmaid and a groomsman walk down the isle. Next are Rachel and Ross, who carries Chappy in his arms.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Joey: Okay. Then I guess I have dry eyes and a scratchy throat for no reason.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

(The triplets scream and run amok in the coffeehouse.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Ross: Oh absolutely! It has been in my family for generations, and every bride who has worn it has had a long and happy life.

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Phoebe: Yeah! It really has been great too, you know, some of this people must have seen me play before because they were requesting a bunch of my songs! Yeah, "You suck" and "shut up and go home".

"Friends", season 9, episode 19

Phoebe: Oh. (Picks it up.) It’s just so unexpected! I…I uh…Boy I’ll tell you it’s just such an honor to be nominated for a Nobel Prize and y’know to win one for a massage. Especially after having just won a Tony award for best actress in…

"Friends", season 7, episode 18

Ross: It’s just I always thought when I had another kid it would be different. Now I-I love Ben, but every time I have to drop him off at Carol and Susan’s, it’s like—It breaks my heart a little. I mean I’ve always had this picture of me and my next wife in bed on Sunday and, my kid comes running in and leaps up onto the bed. And we all read the paper together. Y’know? Maybe fight over the science section.

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Chandler: I didn't get to the bathroom. I bumped into Owen on the way, and he didn't know he was adopted. And there's a slight chance I may have told him.

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Chandler: Yes, but I just had one. Two. Two tiny cigarettes. Okay, five. A pack. Two pack�a�a carton. Three big fat cartons in two days. (How many cigarettes are there in one pack and how many packs in one carton in the US?) But it�s over, I made a decision, I�m not gonna smoke anymore.

"Friends", season 9, episode 5

Rachel: Remember?! We—come on both had the sarongs on, and we had the-the coconut bikini tops…

"Friends", season 7, episode 20

Ross: Look at it this way: you dumped her. Right? I mean, this woman was unbelievably sexy, and beautiful, intelligent, unattainable... Tell me why you did this again?

"Friends", season 1, episode 6

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

Monica: They've only been going out for a few weeks and Phoebe is completely hung up on Mike! She'll say "No", David's heart will be broken, it will be too hard for them to recover from and then Phoebe will end up alone again.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

[Scene: The Broom Closet, Ross has picked up a vacuum and is holding it at the door.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

Phoebe: Of course, yeah.(they hug and Phoebe sighs... a little after that also David sighs and makes his way to the door) You know, a kiss on the cheek wouldn't be totally inappropriate...

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

[Scene: Richard’s Apartment, Monica is looking around and notices an African mask hanging on the wall.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Here! (Hands him one. Joey adds it up and discovers that he was right.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

[Cut to another part of the building. We see Marcel jump in through a window and run down some stairs, then Chandler and Joey come down from the upper floor without noticing.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 19