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'AND' in a movie sentence | examples for 'AND' from movies

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"Friends", season 10, episode 9

[Scene: Central Perk. Everyone's sitting on the couch.Monica and Chandler enter]

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: And so incorrect!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Monica: And a lot could still get in our way.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: I can develop a condition in which I talk and talk and no one hears a word.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Monica: Oh my God, it's gonna WORK! We're gonna make it work! I'm gonna be a mummy and (to Chandler) you're gonna be a daddy! All right, I'll see you suckers. I'm gonna get me... A BABY! {she leaves)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: I'm gonna say someone I'm gonna have sex with. (the girl leaves and Phoebe goes toward the couch) (to Phoebe) Hey!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Phoebe: Because you'll date her once, sleep with her and then forget she exists!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Rachel: Well, believe it or not, it's true. When Joey and I were together, he was wonderful. He was thoughtful and mature. And for the one week that we went out, he didn't sleep with anybody else!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: Ok, thank you. And I promise you I will not forget this one. (he starts writing on his hand) Mandy.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: (he takes a baby blue beret out of a shopping box and puts it on) How does this look?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: Damnit! I have this date tomorrow night and I have to look cool!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Phoebe: Well, you know, if you want fashion help, Rachel and I are going shopping tomorrow. You're more than welcome to come with us, right?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

[Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. Monica and Chandler are entering with a man.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Agency guy: Please, make yourself comfortable and I will back in a moment with Erica.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Erica: So, it's Monica and Chandler. I only know you as file 0W33815-D.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: Oh, really? You know what your great friend did? We're out to dinner, ok? (he starts talking about the date and we can see what happened through a flashback video) We're getting along, having a really nice time. I was thinking she was really cool. And then, out of nowhere...

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(Sarah picks up some fries from Joey’s plate and Joey looks very angry. Then we’re back to Central Perk and Joey does a you-see-what-I-mean look to Phoebe)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: Hey, hey, hey, hey. Look. I take a girl out, she can order whatever she wants! The more, the better! All right? Just don’t order a Garden salad and then eat my food! That’s a good way to lose some fingers!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Phoebe: Joey and my friend were out last night and having dinner and she reaches over and takes a few of his fries...

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Rachel: Oh, yeah. Joey doesn’t share food. I mean, just last week we were having breakfast and he had a couple of grapes on his plate and ...

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(Phoebe looks horrified and she turns to watch Joey)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: (mad and pointing a finger to himself) JOEY DOESN’T SHARE FOOD!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Phoebe: Well, I still think that it’s a stupid reason not to call someone again. You are calling her! And if you need to, just get an extra plate of fries for the table!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: (he thinks a little, considering the option and seems to be quite satisfied) I like that! A sharing buffer! Yeah! I’ll order some extra fries! Maybe a plate of onion rings. Yeah. And a shrimp cocktail. And some buffalo wings. Maybe an individual pizza, uh? And some mozzarella sticks. (he looks absorbed in his food thoughts) What were we talking about?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

[Scene: A clothes store. Ross and Phoebe are shopping]

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: Rach, come on, I’m not gonna wear any of this! (he picks up a shirt) Nothing silver. (Rachel sighs). Ok? Nothing with hair! (Rachel sighs again) And nothing with padlocks on it! (Rachel heaves a long disappointing sigh).

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: (feeling the fabric) Wow, this is really soft (he looks the price). Three hundred and fifty dollars?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: Both logic and math are taking a serious hit today.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(Ross wears the jackets and look at himself in the mirror)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: Actually this looks like pretty good! Yeah!(he turns and watches his back and there’s a sign on the back of the jacket, “boys will be boys”) Boys will be boys?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Rachel: Yes, they will! You know what you should do? Just go take a walk, all right? I know your size and I’m... I’m gonna pick up some really good stuff for you.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Rachel: Yes! And I know what looks sexy on guys. Please, just wear what I suggest, and she’s gonna go nuts for you.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

[Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. Monica and Chandler are still talking with Erica.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: So, the fact that I am a doctor, and my wife’s a reverend, that’s important to you?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Monica: It says “Do it!”. And behold she did adopt onto them a baby. And it was good.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Erica: I was wondering you both have such serious jobs. (to Monica) Would you have time to take care of a baby and your flock?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: Yeah, actually. So, you read a file that you liked and you gave the agency the serial number and they contacted us?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Rachel and Phoebe walk in, loaded with bags.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Rachel: (looking into one of her shopping bags) Oh no! I took one of Ross' bags by mistake, and one of mine is missing.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

[Scene: Ross walks into Central Perk, wearing a pink and white ladies shirt. Joey is on the couch]

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: (not getting it) Yeah! Yeah! Rachel picked it out for me. She told me to trust her and you know what? I'm glad I did! I turned quite a few heads on my way over here.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: You're just jealous because you couldn't pull this off. Yeah, now if you'll excuse me (getting up and taking his coat) I have a date. (As he is walking out, everyone turns and stares at him) See? (To Joey) ALL eyes on ME!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's hotel room. They enter.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: She likes Doctor Chandler and Reverend Monica.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Monica: Well, if you think about it, I am kind of like a Reverend. I mean, as a chef, I serve God, by feeing the hungry and poor. (looks very convinced about what she just said)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: So, we'll tell the truth and who knows, maybe she'll like us for us.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Waiter: Seafood platter for the gentleman and extra fries. Enjoy!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: oh, I didn't know you liked French fries. Help yourself! What's mine is yours. (Sarah reaches over and takes a few fries)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(Sarah, is grinning and starts to reach over to Joey's plate to take a few clams)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: How about those fries though, huh? (Holds the plate between Sarah’s fingers and his plate, thus blocking her from reaching his)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Sarah: They are delicious (takes a few from the plate, puts one in her mouth and places the rest on her plate, then starts to reach over to Joey's platter again)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(Then she reaches over again and Joey moves his plate a little to the left, and she misses, then she reaches out again, and he moves his plate to the right , so she misses again. She tries a third time and this time, Joey pushes his plate so far to the left, it drops off the edge of the table)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: I'm sorry, I'm overreacting. Okay, It's just when it comes to food, I have certain rules, okay, I mean (bends down and with his plate and his hands, scrapes the dropped dinner back onto the plate and puts it back on the table) There are things you do..and you now, things.. (takes something from the plate and blows it a little) that you don't do (He takes a bite from it).

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

[Scene: Ross and his date walk into a lobby. They are both wearing their jackets]

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: Oh! You are gonna love it! (The girl is looking in the other direction as Ross is taking off his own coat, revealing the pink and white ladies shirt) and I'm so glad, we're finally doing this.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: Here (gets behind her to help. When the coat comes off we see she is wearing the exact same shirt Ross is wearing. They look at each other, shocked. They abruptly put their coat back on) So this was fun! (They leave the room and head into opposite directions)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

[Scene: Back at the restaurant with Joey and Sarah. Joey is holding Sarah's hands]

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Sarah: (tasting hers) Oh my God! (Looks at the waiter and then to Joey)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(Joey's looking at Sarah's dessert, and takes her plate.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: Yeah, of course. I can control myself. (laughs uneasily and Sarah leaves the room)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(Joey sits sideways on his chair, looking at Sarah's chocolate torte, and then looking away from it, nervously playing with his fork, drumming with it on the table every now and then.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(He then straightens himself, and looks at the torte)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(Sarah enters the room again, and stops when she sees her dessert is missing. Joey has emptied her plate, and has a chocolate covered mouth, just like a kid.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

[Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. Monica and Chandler are entering.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Erica: Yeah. It's a sonogram they took of the baby last week. I thought you might want to see it. (gives it to Monica, who looks at it for a long time, and then shows it to Chandler)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(Chandler takes Monica's hand, and gets serious) Look, before we sign anything we really have to talk...(pause) We're not who you think we are.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: The agency must have made some mistake. My wife is not a reverend and I'm not a doctor.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: I could perform an operation on you and prove it if you'd like.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: Well, our names really are Monica and Chandler. We're from New York.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: You have every reason to be upset. We did lie. But only because we've been waiting and trying to have a baby for so long. Now we don't know how long it's gonna be before we can get another chance again.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: Erica, please. Just consider us. Ask them to see our file. Our last name's Bing. My wife's a chef and I'm in advertising.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: But you did like us. And you should. My wife's an incredible woman. She's loving and devoted and caring. And don't tell her I said this but the woman's always right... I love my wife more than anything in this world. And I... It kills me that I can't give her a baby... I really want a kid. And when that day finally comes, I'll learn how to be a good dad. But my wife... she's already there. She's a mother... without a baby... Please?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(They look at each other. We switch back to Monica. Chandler opens the door and she turns to look at him.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(Monica plays those words back in her mind and then smiles and runs to Chandler, who is twisting with joy. They hug.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: Yeah, and you know what? We could do a lot worse.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(they shake hands the way friends would. There's a muffin on the table, and Ross breaks off a piece and wants to put it in his mouth.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(they sit down and Roy plays "You Make Me Feel" by Sylvester on his boom box, and starts... With his back towards the girls, he starts waving his hands, then backs towards the girls slapping his butt, then swings it around, and makes thrusting pelvic movements in front of Phoebe. He dances around the tables in between all the girls, and gets back into the kitchen part of the room. He then tears off one of his sleeves and throws it towards Monica and Rachel, who fight over who gets it. He then tears off his other sleeve and moves it back and forth between his legs, getting closer to Phoebe.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Phoebe: All right, I will. No, I will. But umm, y’know just remember that it’s still really early, okay so, if it says that I’m not pregnant, that doesn’t mean that I’m not gonna get pregnant, okay and, and just please, just so I don’t go completely nuts, just try not put all your hopes on this.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

[Joey, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting at the table, looking at the Geller siblings like they’re weirdos.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Rachel: Y'know, I know it's totally superficial and we have absolutely nothing in common, and we don't even speak the same language but Goooooooddddddd....

"Friends", season 1, episode 7

Phoebe: Or...or we can chant and dance around naked, you know, with sticks.

"Friends", season 1, episode 14

Joey: No, in Ross's building! (He throws Rachel onto the chair and heads to the window.) She's back! She's back! (Pantomimes) Okay, wait there, I'll be over in a second. (He counts where she is again.) Got it! (Runs out and does a little hot over a chair.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 17

Ms. Geller: I understand, separation is hard. One time I was about to leave Ross to go to the beauty parlor and he got so upset, he took off all his clothes, tucked his ??? between his legs and cried out: �Mommy, I�m a girl, take me with you.�

"Friends", season 9, episode 5

Joey: All right. Let's get the contestants out of their isolation booths. (He removes the waste bucket that's over the duck and the laundry basket that's over the chicken.) And they're off! (He puts his foot in front of the chick, stopping it from moving.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Joey: Yeah but it’s too much stuff. You know like, you got the candles and the foofy schmoofer thing here and over here you got a picture of a watering can.

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

Phoebe: Whoa!! That—okay, that’s a lot of pressure on me and my uterus. (to Dr. Zane) So, well okay, so is there—is maybe is there something that I can do y’know just to like help make sure I get pregnant?

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Ross: Ugh. Well, we’re just gonna have to jump. (Joey looks at him.) Yeah. Now, we’re gonna have to make sure to land to the right of that patch of ice, okay? Not hit the dumpster on the other side and uh, and try to avoid that-that weird brownish red stuff in the middle. So, when you get down there…you go up to the roof and you let me in.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Joey and Ross: Kristen Lang.

"Friends", season 7, episode 17

Monica: Oh! (Laughs and points at the mask.) Him.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: All right, think about it. Now remember when you were going out with that girl Donna and you guys broke up. Remember how horrible it was when you guys bumped into each other at the supermarket?

"Friends", season 6, episode 7

Ross: (voiceover) So when she came in, I got distracted and totally forgot about the camera. [Cut back to the present day.] It kept rolling and recorded everything.

"Friends", season 8, episode 4

Phoebe: Ewww! And "Oh no!" It’s—they just want me to be the surrogate. It’s her-it’s her egg and her sperm, and I’m-I’m just the oven, it’s totally their bun.

"Friends", season 4, episode 11

Rachel: Oh my God! This is it! (She and Phoebe hold hands.) (To Phoebe) I really hope it’s you!

"Friends", season 7, episode 6

Joey: Come on Rach, not again. I got it! Okay? Let’s start sailing, and I want to go over there (Points) where that boatload of girls is! (Yelling to them) Yo-ho-ho!

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is there and is getting ready to direct a bunch of strippers, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe on what to do in the upcoming orgy of lesbian lust. Yes, it’s a dream sequence, this isn’t cable.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Monica: Well that is great. And seriously, she seems very nice.

"Friends", season 6, episode 19

Mrs. Tribbiani: I came to give you this (Gives him a bag of groceries) and this. (Whacks him round the ear)

"Friends", season 1, episode 13

Ross: Monica said that did she? (He squeezes Monica’s knee really hardly and Monica winces in pain.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 16

Mike: No, no! What I mean is, I hate going back to my apartment now... and partly because I live above a known crack den but... mostly because when I'm there, It's just, I really miss you. So.. do you want to move in together?

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Chandler: Hang on buddy! (He goes over and unlocks the door and opens it to reveal a fully furnished apartment.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

Chandler: Okay, you guys spend waaaay too much time together. (Goes back inside and shuts the door)

"Friends", season 1, episode 11

Chandler: A hundred and forty-five pounds.

"Friends", season 7, episode 6

Phoebe: No. It starts with a "v" and ends with an "x". Helpfully with a "to" in the middle.

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

Phoebe: You're welcome. I remember when I first came to this city. I was fourteen. My mom had just killed herself and my step-dad was back in prison, and I got here, and I didn't know anybody. And I ended up living with this albino guy who was, like, cleaning windshields outside port authority, and then he killed himself, and then I found aromatherapy. So believe me, I know exactly how you feel.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

[Cut to Chandler entering his and Monica’s apartment alight with a thousand candles in The One With The Proposal.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 21

Phoebe and Leslie: (singing) Sticky shoes, sticky shoes, always make me smile. Sticky shoes, sticky shoes, next time I’ll.... avoid the..... pillleeeee.

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

(They high-five and howl, but Phoebe suddenly stops and the guys gasp and retreat in shock.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 2

Chandler: (picking up a video from the table) ‘Candy and Cookie’. ‘Candy and Cookie?’ Monica got me porn?! Girl-on-girl porn?! She really must love me!! (Chandler runs over to the TV, puts the tape in, and sits down to enjoy some "porn")

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Chandler and Monica are holding the twins. Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together. The apartment is completely empty. Two men are carrying a large dresser.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Rachel: Okay... aahhh... Please laugh for mommy... Please? Please laugh for mommy... (Rachel makes a funny face, sticking her tongue out, making a farting noise and using her hands as antlers, wiggling her fingers... No response from Emma...) Not funny huh? Oh so, is it... only offensive novelty rap? Or maybe just, you know, rap in general? 'Cause mommy can rap... (Rachel tries to rap and makes weird movements with her arms in the process.) My name is mommy and I'm here to say / that all the babies are... Oh, I can't rap... Allright sweetheart... This is only because I love you so much, and I know that you're not gonna tell anybody... (Rachel's face is telling "Oh what am I doing? The things I have to go through... and she starts to rap) I like... big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... / when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face... (Emma starts to laugh) Yes! Yes! Yes! YES! Oohhhhh! Oh! (Rachel now really gets into it, and her insecure movements start getting better) I like big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... Oh Emma you're laughing! Oh you are, you really do like big butts, don't you. Oh you beautiful little weirdo... (Rachel picks up Emma and Ross now enters)

"Friends", season 9, episode 7

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Joey and Chandler are giving out their Christmas presents out of a cardboard box from a case of motor oil.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 9

[The dog barks, runs out of Phoebe's room and jumps onto the couch]

"Friends", season 7, episode 8

Phoebe: (singing) “Crazy underwear, creepin’ up my butt. (Jason enters) Crazy underwear, always in a rut. Crazy under-(sees Jason)-wear…” (In her head) Oh No! What is he doing here? All right, just keep playing, just keep playing. You’ll get through this; you’ll be fine. (She tries to continue the song, but she has lost the ability to pronounce words, and the lyrics come out as gibberish.) (giving up on the song) Okay, thank you. And, as always no one talk to me after the show.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Jill: Oh please, I memorized those numbers when I was 15. But look at all the cool make-it-on-my-own stuff I got! (Holds up a red sweater) This is my "Please, hire me" sweater. (Holds up a pair of black pants) And these are my, "Don’t you want to rent me this apartment?" pants.

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

Joey: Nice try. (to Margha) See the Netherlands is this make believe place where Peter Pan and Tinker Bell come from.

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

PHOEBE: No. This whole like playing-for-money thing is so not good for me. You know, I don't know, when I sang "Su-Su-Suicide", I got a dollar seventy-five. But then, "Smelly Cat", I got 25 cents and a condom. So you know, now I just feel really bad for Smelly Cat.

"Friends", season 2, episode 6

Joey: Alright, well the rest of you get comfortable, ok, because we're gonna be here for a li...(stops and thinks) Wait a minute, there is a window in there!

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

(Joey starts wiping lint off of her back, but goes at little too far and Rachel just glares at him. He stops, gives her the ‘okay’ symbol and walks away.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 16

Joey: Well, I didn’t realize until I got home. I wasn’t gonna walk all the way back down here with one shoe! Y’know what? I’m gonna go find that guy’s car and leave a note on the windshield. (Goes to do so.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, The salesman is trying to sell Joey the encyclopedias.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Ross: Oh. Listen, do you think- and try not to let my intense vulnerability become any kind of a factor here- but do you think it would be okay if I asked you out? Sometime? Maybe?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Rachel: No, I-I just don’t know how you decide who to hire. I mean I’ve got it narrowed down to two people. One of them has great references and a lot of experience and then there’s this guy…

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Joey: That’s right I stepped up! She’s my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, I’d pee on anyone of you! Only, uhh, I couldn’t. I got the stage fright. I wanted to help, but there was too much pressure. So-so I uh, I turned to Chandler.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

[Scene: The beach. Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Ross: …once you know the stories, it’s not that bad. First marriage, wife’s hidden sexuality, not my fault. Second marriage, said the wrong name at the altar, a little my fault. Third marriage, well they really shouldn’t allow you to get married when you’re that drunk and have writing all over your face, Nevada’s fault.

"Friends", season 6, episode 2

Chandler: No, it's like all of the sudden, we were this couple. And this alarm started going off in my head: 'Run for your life! Get out of the building!'

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Phoebe: Oh yes, yes, yes you can. Just say, um, 'Phoebe, my work is my life and that's what I have to do right now'. And I say 'your work?! Your work?! How can you say that?!'. And then you say, um, 'it's tearing me apart, but I have no choice. Can't you understand that?'. And I say (Hits him) 'no! No! I can't understand that!'.

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

Chandler: Honestly? Our apartment is a hotbed for electromagnetic activity. Now Monica and I have been immunized, but sadly you have not.

"Friends", season 7, episode 7

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler walks in and starts raiding the fridge. Then Rachel comes out of the shower with a towel wrapped round her waist, drying herself with another towel. Chandler and Rachel startle each other and she drops the towel for a second and snatches the rug off the couch.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 13

[Scene: Joey's co-star's apartment. Chandler and Joey are at the brunch.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 16

Rachel: No, I-I live with Phoebe. I mean you’re [pity-tone] alone, alone. And I just-it’s just not the time for us. I’m sorry.

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Phoebe: Absolutely! Just fight all your natural instincts and you’ll be great.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Joey: Oh great! Y’know I would’ve been perfect for this part, but whatever! Y’know, thanks for making a bad decision and ruining your movie! Good day! (Starts to leave.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are there, discussing the night before.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 8

[Scene: Central Perk, Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there. Ross has an icepack to his head.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 5

Rachel: Oh, I thought you guys meant marijuana cigarettes, y'know? Y'know what I mean, like dubbies? And I actually, I thought to myself, "Wow, those guys are crazy!" But no, I actually smoke the regular ones all, all the time.

"Friends", season 5, episode 18

Joey: And I got them a book on Karma Sutra for the elderly.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Phoebe: Okay. Okay, let's say I bought a really great pair of shoes. Do you know what I'd hear, with every step I took? 'Not-mine. Not-mine. Not-mine.' And even if I was happy, okay, and, and skipping- 'Not-not-mine, not-not-mine, not-not-mine, not-not-mine'...

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Lisa: He fell down once! And we re-did it and we went back. And he—(laughs)—he was afraid he was gonna fall down…

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

Monica: (to the lobster) Lucky bastard! (Throws the lobster in and turns around to face the planet’s most annoying woman, next to Dr. Laura and Kathy Lee Gifford of course. She’s the most annoying female TV character however.) Janice.

"Friends", season 7, episode 7

Rachel: And if you need anything else, I—(notices the handsome Dr. Franzblau)—do not believe we've met. Hi. I'm, uh, Rachel Green. I'm Carol's... ex-husband's... sister's roommate.

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

Monica: Whoa-whoa-whoa, Phoebe you gotta take her! Y’know, I-I-I said some really bad stuff about her, but y’know Rachel has some good qualities that make her a good roommate. She gets tons of catalogs and umm, she’ll fold down the pages of the things she thinks that I’d like.

"Friends", season 10, episode 10

Monica: Oh, and the people are so nice. There's this one guy, Geoffrey, he's the Maitre D., Chandler, you will love him. He is without a doubt, the funniest guy I have ever met. (Chandler, who was almost asleep again, sits up straight in bed in an instant and can't believe what he just heard.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

[Cut to a hospital room set on the Days of Our Lives stage. Two nurses are standing next to a bed with a man whose face is completely covered in bandages and reading his chart.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

[Flashback to Chandler’s thirtieth birthday party. It is also being held in Monica and his apartment. He is about to blow out the candles on his birthday cake.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 14

Phoebe: Listen, I feel really badly about yesterday and I thought about it a lot and, and I know, I was too impatient. SO lets try it again.

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Monica: (removes them) That’s because I-I was just grabbing some things out of the dryer, and it’s static cling. Or maybe it’s just that God knew I’d be running into you and saw an opportunity.

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

Rachel: No! (Joey sets his beer and bag of chips down and heads into his room.) Oh what does he know! Come on Rosita, us chichas got to stick together! (She tries pulling on the back of the chair, until the hinge breaks and the back falls off.) You bitch!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

[Scene: Joey and Rachel’s, Joey is sitting at the counter eating Cocoa Puffs.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

[They keep kissing and start scratching each other. Ross enters, takes one look, and goes right back out the door.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

(The front entrance. Joey and the bridesmaid are up against the wall kissing. Rachel comes in the door and walks by Joey unnoticed. She walks into the chapel and sees Ross and Emily kissing. She looks as though she wants to cry. Emily walks away and Ross turns and sees Rachel standing there.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Monica: Your a poet and don't know it. (she turns away and makes a face like 'I can't believe I just said that.')

"Friends", season 3, episode 12

Phoebe: (Screaming incoherently.) Get in here!!! (Motions to join her and Rachel.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Phoebe: Hey you guys wait! Guys! (Catches up to them.) This place is so much better than London! Okay? This lady dressed like Cleopatra gave me a coupon, 99 cent steak and lobster dinner. Huh!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

(We see Joey who has puffed up his cheeks and Chandler nonchalantly reaches down and pinches Joey’s nose shut. In a few seconds, Joey has to move because he’s now forced to actually hold his breath.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Chip: Oh yeah, I still hang with Simmons and Zana, y'know. I see Spindler a lot. Devane, Kelly, and I run into Goldie from time to time. Steve Brown, Zuchoff, McGwire, J.T., Breadsly.

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

(She goes one way; he goes the other. The camera pans back to Chandler and Monica, and needless to say, they're standing there dumbstruck as The King's (Elvis Presley to the yougin's) Viva, Las Vegas begins to play. Sing along with me now, "Viva! Las Vegas! Vivaaaaaa! Vivaaaaa! Las Vegassssss!!" Fade to Black.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is complaining about going to the clinic.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 20

Phoebe: Oh, come on! Yes, remember that time on the frozen lake? We were playing chess, you said I was boring, and then you took off your energy mask and you were Cameron Diaz! (Realizes) Okay, there's a chance this may have been a dream.

"Friends", season 5, episode 22

Mindy: Now, I know things've been weird lately, but you're like my oldest friend in the world... Except for maybe Laurie Schaffer, who I don't talk to anywhere, 'cause she's all bitter now that she lost the weight and it turns out she doesn't have a pretty face. ....Okay, I'm just gonna ask you this once, and I want a straight answer.

"Friends", season 1, episode 20

[Scene: The Lobby of Chandler and Rachel’s building, Chandler and Rachel are returning from lunch.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Phoebe: (To Rachel) Shhh! I’m on a call! (On phone) Umm well yeah, you can pick it up tonight, say 8:30? At-at my apartment. It’s umm, it’s umm 5 Morton Street, Apartment 14, umm and then maybe y’know after we can grab a bite to eat or whatever. (Listens) Okay, well okay I’ll see you then. (Listens) Bye. (Hangs up.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Ross: (he rolls up his sleeve) Gimme the bottle. (Joey hands him the bottle and Ross squirts some on his arm.) Gimme the towel. (Joey gives him the towel and he wipes it off.)

"Friends", season 2, episode 2

Chandler: Oh-oh, yeah, and did he also say that ah, some of the dialogue was corny and that he actually found it was funny and not sexy?

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Chandler: (To a woman who he has clearly just met) And then the peacock bit me. (Laughs) Please kiss me at midnight. (She leaves)

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

CHANDLER: Alright, that's it. Look Joey, I'm sorry, I realize this is the role of a lifetime for ya, and if I could just fire Joseph, I would, but unfortunately that's not possible so I'm gonna have to let both of you go.

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

Rachel: And also, you know I uh, I was thinking about what you said, you know, about the whole sex thing and... it's probably not a great idea to go down that road again.

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Ross: No, it’s not just ‘cause I’m jealous. (Both Monica and Chandler give him a ‘Come on’ look) I mean I’m not, I’m not, I’m not jealous, okay? It’s… Look, the guy, he screamed, he actually screamed at this couple sitting in our seats.

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Minister: Friends. Family. We are gathered to celebrate here today the joyous union of Ross and Emily. (Time lapse) Now Ross, repeat after me. I Ross...

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Chandler: I don’t know, my mother spent most of her money on her fourth wedding. She’s saving the rest for her divorce. And any extra cash my father has he saves for his yearly trips to (Pause) Dollywood.

"Friends", season 7, episode 2

Ross: Well, I added the 'exactly like me' part... But she said she's looking for someone, and someone is gonna be there tonight.

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Ross: Sure, I mean, do I wish me and Rachel living together would have worked out? Of course. You know, I'm disappointed, but it's not like it's a divorce.

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is giving Rachel, Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross their bills.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

Joey: Uhm... A penis model. (Monica can't believe what's she's hearing and Ross pats Joey on the back.) Anyway, hey... Did you tell Chandler that some guy from work is the funniest guy you've ever met?

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Rachel: ..so, he said it was just a sprain, and that was it.

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Monica: (to Chandler) Hey, you think, you can keep it another night? (She has a really teasing look on her face and keeps twirling Chandler's beard.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 10