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Monica: No! Really! Any time Ross makes a toast everyone cries, and hugs him, and pats him on the back and they all come up to me and say, "God, your brother." Know what theyll say this year? "God, you"
Joey: Well I can promise you, at least one person will be crying. (Points to himself) Im an actor, and any actor worth himself can cry on cue. (snaps fingers)
Rachel: Hey, do you guys have any extra ribbon?
Rachel: This is such a great party! 35 years. Very impressive, do you guys have any pearls of wisdom?
Monica: No, no its going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably dont say it enough, but I love you. (Pretends to cry hoping her parents will join her.) When I look around this room, Im-Im saddened by the thought of those who could not be here with us. Nana, my beloved grandmother who would so want to be here, but she cant because shes dead. As is our dog Chi-Chi. I mean look how cute she is. (Holds up the picture and pretends to cry again). Was. (To an old man by the stage.) Do me a favor and pass this to my parents. Remember shes dead. Okay, her and Nana, gone. Wow! Hey does anybody remember when Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? (Chandler covers his ears) Didnt see that? No movie fans?! You want to hear something sad? The other day I was watching 60 Minutes these orphans in Romania, who have been so neglected, they were incapable of love. (Waits for people to cry, but doesnt get any tears.) You people are made of stone! Heres to mom and dad! Whatever!
Chandler: There just don't happen to be any women in our games.
Joey: Yeah, we just don't happen to know any women that know how to play poker.
Ross: Excuse me, do any of you know how to play?
Monica: So I wouldn't need any, right? Cause I have a straight.
Ross: Um.... no. See, I might've had feelings for her at one timenot any more. I justI...
Dr. Long: (To Joey) Uh, if you have any questions, heres some information on Braxton-Hicks. (Hands Joey a pamphlet.) Oh and by the way, you did the right thing by bringing her in. Youre gonna make a wonderful father.
Monica: Oh good! 'Cause where else would we get any?
Rachel: Oh, my, God, c'mon, you guys! He's gonna be home any minute! He's gonna kill me!
Chandler: Yes have you seen any?
Ross: Yeah, yeah. Y'know, now that you kicked the sign, hey! I don't miss Marcel any more!
Joey: Isn't there any way you can keep him?
Phoebe: So umm, now do you have any of Matt Lauers clothes here? Maybe? Just ones that havent been cleaned yet?
Carol: I don't care. I am trying to get a person out of my body here, and you're not making it any easier.
Joey: Oh no! How can she do that when she's never shown any interest in you?!?
Phoebe: Nuh-uh. I don't think any of our lives are ever gonna be the same ever again.
Chandler: He said...he said, he said that they're having a great time. I'm sorry. But, the silver lining, if you wanna see it, is that he made the decision all by himself! Without any outside help whatsoever.
Monica: I think this is so great! I mean, you and Ross! D-did you have any idea?
Julie: Rachel, do you have any muffins left?
Ross: This is my son having lunch, ok? It's gonna happen a lot, so you'd better get used to it. Now if you have any problem with it, if you're uncomfortable, just ask questions. Carol's fine with it, now come on.
Joey: Now, see, I don't believe any of that. I think once you're dead, you're dead! You're gone! You're worm food! (realises his tactlessness) ...So Chandler looks gay, huh?
Monica: Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean, just because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you. I mean, (starting to cry) you're my...We're, we're...Oh, I love you.
MR. BOYLE: He didn't have any.
MONICA: It doesn't go with any of my stuff.
MONICA: You don't have any stuff.
Ross: Rach, thanks but uh, I don't need you doing me any favors.
Ross: Y'see, that's where you're wrong. Why would I marry her if I thought on any level thatthat she was a lesbian?
Phoebe: No wait! JustOkayJust wait! You guys! Wait you guys! Dont make any rash decisions, okay? Just remember my promise, when we get married, three times a week.
Chandler: Alright, you did it! Do we have any fruit?
Gerston: Uh, like, could these margaritas be any stronger? (They discover that Chandler is listening) Hey, Chandler.
MONICA: My brother, the PhD would like to know if there's any way to treat this orally.
WAITER: So, would you like any dessert?
Joey: Yeah. He's gonna keep cheating on my ma like she wanted, she's gonna keep pretending she doesn't know even though she does, and my little sister Tina can't see her husband any more because he got a restraining order...which has nothing to do with anything except that I found out today.
MICH: Oy. Look, I've been through a divorce, trust me you're gonna be fine. You just can't see it now because you haven't had any closure.
Ross: Erica, those things aren't free. In fact they have one of the highest mark-ups of any consumer product...
MONICA: Tonight you're supposed to waitress for me, my catering thing, any of those words trigger anything for you?
MRS GREEN: This is so much fun, just the girls. You know what we should do? Does anybody have any marijuana?
RACHEL: No, was he any good in it?
JOEY: Can't help you, I'm not wearing any.
Ross: Oh whats the big deal?! I wasnt even invited to the ceremony, just the reception. And-and yknow what? If it makes you feel any better, Joan and I will just make an appearance and then, and then well-well leave early as a sign of protest.
PHOEBE: Yeah. Ok, you don't have to believe me but um, can you think of any unfinished business she might have had, like any reason she'd be hanging around?
ROSS: Any time. [He doesn't want to let her go]
MINISTER: You know, nothing makes God happier than when two people, any two people, come together in love. Friends, family, we're gathered here today to join Carol and Susan in holy matrimony.
JANITOR: Lipson knows. Do you have any idea who else knows?
CHANDLER: How can you not be wearing any underwear?
PHOEBE: So, do you have any other possibilities?
Chandler: Sure, and Joey; do not let Ross look at any of the maps or the globe in your apartment.
MONICA: So on this road trip, did you guys win any money?
MR. GELLER: I may not know any of your flash dances but I'm no slouch on the dance floor.
Rachel: Look he doesnt have any brothers or sisters, somebodys gonna have to teach him this stuff! And I havent taught him anything that a normal 6-year-old doesnt know anyway!
JOEY: You don't keep it over here on this table any more?
JOEY: You have any idea what this'll do for your sex life?
PHOEBE: I didn't watch the ending, I was too depressed. It just kept getting worse and worse, it should have been called, "It's a sucky life and just when you think it can't suck any more it does."
CHANDLER: Of course I am. I reject anyone who's crazy enough to actually go out with me, and then I bitch about the fact that there aren't any great women out there.
ESTELLE: Joey, I'm gonna tell you the same thing I told Al Minser and his pyramid of dogs. Take any job you can get and don't make on the floor.
Phoebe: Oh my God! (Starts reading them.) Dizziness, nervousness, drowsiness, facial swelling, nausea, headacheHeadache. Vomiting, stomach bleeding, liver damage! Now okay, I dont recall any of this coming up when you gave me these little death capsules! Oh Im sorry, extra strength death capsules!
MONICA: Ross, come sign this birthday card for dad. Rich is gonna be here any minute.
ROSS: Look, I'm not being any of those things, ok, I'm just being realistic.
PHOEBE: No, only the three of you, any more than that and she'll get suspicious.
MONICA: Alright. If you guys don't want it to be special, fine. You can throw any kind of party you want.
PHOEBE: Ok, ok, she's taking the trash out so I can get you out of here but it has to be now, she'll be back any minute.
PHOEBE: Yeah, I met him when I was playing guitar in Washington Square Park. Ryan threw in salt water taffy 'cause he didn't have any change.
JOEY: Uhh, well, right now I'm in between things. You know how it is. One day you're processing, the next day you're not so much... processing any more.
Joey: Hey, if it makes you feel any better, I do it too.
Chandler: Yeah, like there's any way I could ever do that.
Rachel: I mean do you have any fun, you know, fantasy type things?
Joey: Because, I'm not wearing any underwear now.
Monica: Not any more!
Joey: Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn't going commando...
Joey: Yeah. Whew, it's hot with all of this stuff on. I ah, I better not do any, I don't know, lunges. (starts doing lunges)
Chandler: Do we have any...(turns around and bumps Monica's fake chest) Do we have any thoughts here?
Phoebe: Okay. (they start to leave, he is still following her) Okay, you don't have to walk behind me any more.
Charity guy: Well, any contribution, large or small, is always appreciated.
Joey: Excellent! Excellent! And uh, finally, are you into any weird stuff yknow, sexually?
Joey: Noooo, that's what I was wearing when I donated. I'm kinda surprised there's any of my boys left.
Phoebe: My moms gonna be here any minute. I cant do this, I cant give him up. Yesno, I can. I dont want to. But I can. No.
Rachel: Any sign of your brother?
Joey: Dont you ah, dont you wanna ask me any questions?
Janice: Okay, okay, well then answer me this. Has any of you ever.... almost?
Phoebe: No, no, Mr. Heckles no one is making any noise up here.
Joey: Sorry, I just, any excuse to tell that story y'know....
Ross: Yknow your probably not allowed to sleep with any of your students.
Ross: Look sweetie, I could be the bigger man, I could be the biggest man, I could be a big, huge, giant man, and it still wouldnt make any difference, except that I could pick your Father up and say Like me! Like me tiny doctor!
Student: Thanks, any suggestions?
Chandler: Do you have any beers? Were out of beers.
Joey: Hey, Monica, I got a question. I don't see any tater tots.
RACHEL: Ok Ross, just so you know, calling it a poopie diaper doesn't make this process any cuter.
Monica: Man, I would be great in a war! I mean, I really, I think I would make a fantastic military leader. I mean I know I would make General way before any of you guys.
Ross: Pity food? Y'know what thats okay, all right, I dont need any of you to stay, okay nobody stays.
Ross: I'm hurt! I'm actually hurt, that you would think that I would send you any of those things out of any thing other than love. Hurt! Hurt!
Rachel: Noo, I y'know I don't see why she has to play with you, that's all. I mean doesn't she have any y'know other stripper moms friends of her own?
Rachel: Do you have any ice?
Rachel: Phoebe, his music could not get any worse. There are rats in the basement that are hanging themselves.
Phoebe: Listen, Roberts gonna be here any second so, will one of you just tell him?
Joey: Okay, pick a card, any card. (Monica picks one) All right, now memorize it. Show to everybody. Got it?
Ross: Oh, I-I dont think theres any trail.
Chandler: Oh no, now its not gonna make any sense!
Rachel: I dont have any issues with my Father.
Carol: Umm, yeah, actually, Susans gonna be home any minute, its kinda an anniversary.
Ross: No!! Y'know-y'know dont do me any favours. In fact, where, wheres the rest of my stuff?! Huh? Like-like my umm, (picks up a book) Hey, this book is mine!! And-and-and, and that T-shirt you sleep in? Id like that back too. Yes, I do.
Chandler: Is there any chance you didnt see that?