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Ross: Oh. Uh, by the way, if it makes you feel any better. I happen to like 8-year-old boys.
Ross: Rach, thanks but uh, I don't need you doing me any favors.
Chandler: Very, very funny, but don't say things like that in front of Monica. I don't want you putting any ideas in her head.
Ross: Not that it's any of your business, but we did go out.
Rachel: Any chance you think the couch looks good there?
Rachel: Hey! How's it going? Did you make any new friends?
Carol: Joey, Ross is gonna be here any second, would you mind watching Ben for me while I use the ladies' room?
Kim: Oh, she doesn't come down here any more. You can find her up on ten.
Ross: Yeah. Tell ya what, lets not invite any of the anthropologists, only the dinosaur dudes!
Monica: Nah, while you're at Ross's if you see any lying around
Monica: He just told me at the counter. He made me promise not to tell, but I couldn't hold it in any longer!
{Oh, all right! Geez, I can't have any fun!}
Joey: Uh, really good. Really good. Yeah, I should be ready to kill myself any day now. (Chandler returns with a bobby pin and hands it to Joey.) Wow, you sure found that quick. (He tries the pin in the lock.) I justI wish I didnt feel this way about Rachel anymore, yknow? I wish things could go back to normal. I mean, I love living with her and God, helping out with the baby is just amazing, but now I think I think Ross feels left out. Yknow? When I had to take Rachel to the hospital, the doctor thought I was the father. God You shouldve seen the look on Rosss face. (Pause) By the way, I have no idea what Im doing here. For all I know Im just locking it more. Oh hey, did you try opening it with a credit card?
Gary: Hey, honey! Okay, so did you find any apartments? Anything in Brooklyn Heights?
Monica: (laughs) Thats right. My Mom doesnt have any faith in me! Oh, thats hilarious! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Chandler: Okay this is great, but Joey said he didn't want any of us out there.
Rachel: Yes, I'm sorry. Do you have any extra pants? Umm, my friend seems to have had a little accident.
Monica: Not any more.
[Scene: Joannas office, Joanna and Chandler are making out on her chair. Chandler isnt wearing any pants.]
Ross: What?! That's not gonna make you any money!
Stanley: It's a money thing, we don't have any.
Joey: No-no, I don't really have any money. Not yet, anyway (Shakes his hands.)
Phoebe: Um-hmm, yeah. They left me a message; they should be here any minute.
Rachel: I dont know. Do-do you have any clothes on?
Rachel: Thank you. (He goes to leave.) Hey-hey umm, uh, is there, is there any such thing as an annulment shower?
Phoebe: Okay, you have 19 questions left. Use them wisely. (Joey groans.) Come on Joey! You cant win if you dont ask any (sees that hes asleep) QUESTIONS!!!
Ross: (To Rachel) Hey, do you have any gum?
Monica: Then youd be going back and forth all the time, I mean it doesnt make any sense.
Phoebe: (to her) Hey! Dont you give me any of yourHey! (Sees Chandler and Monica standing there.)
Joey: Hey! Any good mail?
Rachel: Yes, so close. Mrs. Lynch, I know that this is an emotional and difficult time, for all of us. But by any chance did Joanna send any paperwork your way before it happened.
Ross: It went great! And I didnt need any jokes or naked chicks either!
Rachel: Joey! Come on! I dont wanna make any mistakes, alright? This is the only dessert and if I screw it up everybody's gonna be like Oh, remember that Thanksgiving when Rachel screwed up the trifle?
Joey: Well, we got plenty of space! There-there's still some over there (Points to where the window is but sees that there isn't any space there and points towards his door.) by-by that speaker. Please, just stay!
PHOEBE: Um, is, is there any chance that you're rounding up? You know, like from, like 20?
Rachel: So, got any advice? Y'know, as someone who's recently been- dumped?
Chandler: Hey, I didnt make up the rules. Now, after you receive the doubling bonus, you get uh, one card. Now that one card could be worth $100 bringing your total to 1,500. (Joey gets excited.) Dont get to excited because thats not gonna happen unless you getNo way! (He takes the top card, which is the two of clubs. Of course, any card wouldve won. Chandler pays him.)
Joey: (To Chandler) Hey man, you feeling any better? (Chandler answers him with some guttural sounds that only he can make and that no human can transcribe.)
Rachel: Joey, youre gonna have to stop rushing me, you know what? You dont get any dessert.
Chandler: (lying) Yes, but if its any consolation, before the bird dropped it, he seemed to enjoy it.
Phoebe: I cant have any. You know I dont eat meat. (Faking dissapointment.) Ohhh no.
Joey: Okay, but I dont see you asking any other paying customers to put on aprons.
Director: Heres whats gonna happen. The musics gonna start, youre gonna dance, were gonna tape, you dont look at the camera. Any questions?
Phoebe: Or we could just follow your clever jokes any ideas? No! Didnt think so! Okay, cmon guys, show us where the presents are!
Rachel: Ross! Phoebes gonna be here any second, she cannot see this!
Monica: We didnt give you any money! (Chandler is motioning, "No!")
Ross: Look, Chandler, its my joke. But, hey, if it makes you feel any better they dont print the name, so it doesnt really matter who gets credit, right?
Ross: Hey does anyone have any gum?
Rachel: (on the couch) Oh hi! Yknow, I just wanted to see if there were any leads on the old job front.
Chandler: So you didnt mean any of that?!
Monica: Umm, do you have any uhh, moves?
Ross: Hey Im sorry to do this to you again but uh, is there any way you can look after Ben for a little bit? I-Ive got this meeting at school. And-and he-he asked for his uh, Fun Aunt Rachel, so
[Scene: The slot machines, we see some guy not having any luck. Both Phoebe and the Lurker are lurking him and each stick their heads around the corner at different times This is all set to that Pink Panther song. Finally the guy gives up and walks past the lurker's position, thus giving her the advantage. She scurries in and quickly drops a coin in the slot before Phoebe gets there. Phoebe arrives slightly later and pulls the arm just after the lurker deposits the coin and wins.]
Phoebe: All right, everyone calm down! Everyone calm down! I have something that I would like to say! Who here likes Ross? (Ross is the only one who raises his hand and Phoebe glares at him to put his hand back down.) Of course you don't like him! He-he didn't give you any money, he raised his own hand when I asked, "Who hear likes Ross," and he's wearing two nametags! (He takes one off.) I-I'll be honest with you guys, when I first met Ross I didn't like him at all! But then once I got to know him I saw that he's really sweet and caring and very generous. I mean, all I'm saying is don't judge Ross before you get to know him all right? I mean, I like all you guys now, but when I first meet you y'know Kurt, I thought, y'know abrasive drunk, umm Lola, mind numbingly stupid! And okay, you guys (She turns to an elderly gentleman and a 20 something woman, who're a couple.) (To the girl) Gold-digger, (To the old guy) cradle robbing perv! So, I think you all know what I mean.
Joey: Huh. But still Ross, youre worst day with two women, pretty much better than any other day! Yknow what I mean?
Rachel: I Well, I dont think they need any help.
Rachel: Do you guys know any cute guys?
Chandler: Im going crazy! Okay? Do you have any thing around here that looks homemade?
Rachel: I, I didn't say any... I sw... I did not say anything, I swear. He stopped by.
Phoebe: So, Sebastian, do you do any volunteer work?
Monica: Oh, stop beating yourself up! People make mistakes! These things happen! There arent any message youve forgotten to give me are there? (Chandler has a disgusted look on his face.) Apparently youre not very good at it! I
Ross: Do not give him any money!
Joey: Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn't going commando...
Paul: Wow. What can I say? (Pause, pointing at Ross) This doesnt make me like you any better!
Rachel: I swear, I never wanted any part of your night!
Paul: Well, this is fun. So Ross, did you kill any of these wives?
Paul: Honey, we dont have any bears here.
Chandler: Yeah. Do we have any Fruit Roll-Ups?
Chandler: (stopping him from going any further) Before you say anything, have we got a story for you! Guess who we bumped into at dinner!
Ross: Look, just because some idiot drew on your face doesn't mean you shouldn't have any fun! Okay? And besides, hey-hey-hey no one is even gonna look at you. Okay? This is Vegas! Hello! There are tons of other freaks here! (Rachel turns around and glares at him.) There are tons of freaks here. No other. No. Come on! No one will notice, I swear!
Joey: Yeah. Sorry about that. (He walks away and knocks on the next door which is answered by a little girl.) Oh, hey little girl. Uhh, is-is your mommy, or sister, or babysitter by any chance a hot girl?
Emily: I wish I could know if youd heard any of that. I suppose Ive either just told you I love you or given my neighbours a good laugh. Mrs. Newman if youre listening, bugger off this in none of your business. I suppose theres not much chance you did heard that, and theres the call waiting so, I should go. Oh well. (Answers the call waiting.) Hello.
Rachel: Joey, just-just he-hes new in town and I know he doesnt have any guy friends. Just take him to like a ball game or something. Ill really appreciate it.
Ross: Aww, Pheeb, come on isnt there any relative that would have the recipe? What about, what about your sister?
Chandler: No Im serious, we should tell each other everything. I do not have any secrets from you.
Tag: I just wanted to come by and thank you for not laughing in my face yesterday. And I noticed there arent any plants in your office so I wanted to bring you your first (Notices her plant) There is a plant in your office.
Monica: How? I dont have any money.
Chandler: Yknow when I said that because were getting married that we should share everything and not have any secrets?
Phoebe: Does Joey have any idea?
Joey: Hey well, you cant teach someone to be good with women. Yknow, thats why I never had any luck with Chandler.
Monica: Y'know if its any consolation, he really did sound like he was having more fun with you. (Rachel nods in agreement)
Ross: Well, fine. Fine! If-if Im the only person with any appreciation of the sanctity of the written word, Ill go up there and defend it myself! (Starts to do so, but stops and to the previous librarian) And dont you follow me!
Monica: All right, I'm out of oven space. I'm gonna turn on Joey's. Please, watch him! Do not let Joey eat any of the food!
Ross: (in his head) All right, keep going. We are phasing the accent out, phasing it out. So without out re-testing the results in the laboratory (pronounced the British way) the team would never have identified (British) the initial errors in their carbon dating analysis (British). Were there any questions at this point? (One student raises his hand.) Yes. (Points to him.)
Tag: Wait-wait a minute; that doesn't make any sense.
Janice: (starting to cry) Do you have any tissues?
Joey: Yeah! Ask them if they brought their friends any souvenirs!
Rachel: Yeah, I went to a wedding once where they had swing music and uh, two months later the couple got divorced. And now Im not saying that theres any connection here yknow, but they did tell me thats why they got divorced.
Ben: Did you bring me any presents, Santa?
The Waiter: (returning) Any progress?
Monica: No! Really! Any time Ross makes a toast everyone cries, and hugs him, and pats him on the back and they all come up to me and say, "God, your brother." Know what theyll say this year? "God, you"
Tag: Rach, Im sorry, but you didnt give me any contracts!
Joey: All right, it wont go down any further. Its stuck.
Joey: All right! Now hey, I need to use the bathroom. Since I dont need any assistance in there, take a break!
Earl: Okay, I dont need any toner because Im going to kill myself.
Tag: (smirking) Any luck?
Tag: Well, its not out here. Is there any chance it could be in your office?
Joey: Ross, you should know that my pants are startin to come down and Im not wearing any underwear!
Supervisor: So, I think youre ready to sell toner, do you have any last questions?
Earl: I dont need any toner.
Phoebe: (doesnt have any luck) Umm, is-is that because youre out of toner?
Joey: Oh I like this place. And technically, technically Im not breaking any rules so I