words in movies
(they all put their ear against the wall to be able to hear what's being said. We move to Ross's room where he and Charlie are kissing.)
(Phoebe starts to listen at the other wall, where Rachel's room is. There, Joey and Rachel are kissing.)
Monica: (in her Monica-excited-way... TOO LOUD!) Oh my God, I love how thin these walls are!
(Chandler and Monica's, all three of them are listening at the wall to Ross and Charlie's)
(They are still listening at the wall, when Ross enters their room)
Ross: Hey, what are you guys doing?
Joey: Oh my God, it's Ross. What are we gonna do?
Rachel: (still can't find him) How are you doing this?
(Joey now enters the room through the door, Monica, Chandler and Phoebe are following him.)
Rachel: How... wha... Hey! What are you... What is this? Have you guys been listening this entire time?
Rachel: Are they right?
Rachel/Ross: Ooh, your lips are so soft... Do that again... (and she/he moves in for another kiss. Joey, pushes her head away again...)
Chandler: You're not supposed to take that. Besides, it's a New Testament, what are you gonna do with it?
(Switch to Phoebe and Mike, who are kissing)
Ross: Are you serious?
Ross: No, I mean it. You are so loyal man, and selfless, and generous...
Ross: Are you kidding? I have had some very dirty dreams about this...
Precious: Hi, I'm Precious, who are you?
Chandler: What are you singing?
Precious: I'm not letting you leave until you tell me what's going on here. I mean, are you guys getting back together or something?
Phoebe: Yeah, I can't say that. uhm... Susie, I'm gonna be straight with you... Mike and I are back together... and uhm... unfortunately that effectively ends your relationship with him. And he's very sorry about that and wishes you the best of luck in all your endeavours.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Aurora and Chandler are in bed in Chandler's room.]
Rachel: Are you drunk?!
Phoebe: (singing) "Are you in there little fetus? In nine will you come great us? I will buy you some Adidas."
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is on the phone with her mother. Phoebe, Rachel, and Ross are there.]
[Scene: ATM vestibule, Jill Goodacre is on the cellular phone. Chandler's thoughts are in italics.]
Monica: (to everyone) It's Chandler! (on phone) Are you OK?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, time has passed. The five are sitting around the coffee table talking.]
[Time lapse, Ross and Rachel are talking, Joey is on the couch, and Monica and Phoebe are out of the room.]
Rachel: I mean, do you think there are people who go through life never having that kind of...
Joey: Are you going to do it?
Joey: Hey, where are you going?
Monica: No, you are not. We tell you stuff.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's Balcony, Ross and Rachel are talking.]
[Cut to inside. Monica, Joey and Phoebe are singing while outside, Ross and Rachel are trying to get the cat off of Ross' shoulder.]
Phoebe: (trying to hold back the struggling cat) He seems to hate you. Are you sure?
Rachel: Okay Monica, what are you doing? You're gonna lose your job! This is not you!
Phoebe: (the cat runs away from her) Oooh! You are a very bad man!
Jill: Are you alright?
[Scene: The hallway of Monica's building. Phoebe and Rachel are trying to find the cat's owner.]
[Scene: ATM vestibule, Chandler and Jill are sitting below the counter with two pens dangling from their chains in front of them. Jill is showing Chandler how to swing the pen around his head.]
Shelley: Question. You're not dating anybody, are you, because I met somebody who would be perfect for you.
Monica: How-how are you, Mom?
Ross: Okay, relax, relax. We are gonna be here for a while, it looks like, and we still have boyfriends and your career to cover.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, and Rachel are there.]
[Scene: Nana's house, Ross, Mrs. Geller and Aunt Lillian are going through clothes.]
Dr. Long: We are moving along, just slowly. (Rachel lies back and sighs.) Dont worry, youre doing great. Ill be back soon. (Exits.)
Monica: Mom already called this morning to remind me not to wear my hair up. Did you know my ears are not my best feature?
Monica: Are these the shoes?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are preparing to leave for the funeral.]
Chandler: You are a frightening, frightening man.
Monica: How are you?
Ross: Not the first two, but the second two- woooo! ...I love you guys. You guys are the greatest. I love my sister (Kisses Monica), I love Pheebs... (Hugs her)
(Time lapse. A large crowd of men are now watching the game)
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang are looking at old photos.]
Chandler: Who are those people?
Director: And cut. Hey, Butt Guy, what the hell are you doing?
Monica: Yes, they are. The Blymens invited them.
Chandler: And this from the cry-for-help department. Are you wearing makeup?
Rachel: Oh my god, oh, you guys are great.
Host: Folks, has this ever happened to you. You go to the refrigerator to get a nice glass of milk, (Joey is in the background struggling to open a cartoon of milk) and these darn cartons are so flingin'-flangin' hard to open.
Monica: Yeah. Rach, are you thinking you're gonna make it to Vail?
Monica: Mmm, looking good. Ok, cider's mulling, turkey's turking, yams are yamming. (notices Ross is depressed) What?
Monica: Well, the turkey's burnt. (checking pots) Potatoes are ruined, potatoes are ruined, potatoes are ruined.
Joey: (interrupting) Whoa-whoa! No-no-no-no-no, nothing is going up! Okay? Up, up is not an optionwhat's a urethra? (Monica whispers what it is in his ear.) Are you crazy?!
[Scene: The Hospital, Monica and Rachel are waiting for the doctors to arrive. They enter and are played by Noah Wyle and George Clooney.]
Rachel turns to Ross: Oh whose side are you on? <back to Amy> I'm not giving you Emma because there is no way you could handle the responibility of a child.
[Scene: Madison Square Garden. Mike and Phoebe are walking to their seats.]
Monica: Ok, right about now the turkey should be crispy on the outside, juicy on the inside. Why are we standing here?
Monica: So what are you gonna be?
Fake Monica: There's nothing to wonder about, Monica. You're gonna go back to being exactly who you were, because that's who you are.
Monica: No! No, she doesnt. Uh Phoebe, what she makesthats uhtheyre sock rabbits. They are completely differentOkay! Okay! Okay! I didnt make it! Im sorry! I totally forgot about tonight and the fact that were supposed to make the presents!
Fake Monica: Really? Then why are you like that?
Monica: Oh my gosh! Rachel, honey.. are you okay? Where-where's Paolo?
Phoebe: Oh, you are so going to Minsk. You belong in Minsk. You can't stay here just 'cause of me.
Phoebe: Are you alright?
[Scene: Max and David's lab, they are working. Phoebe knocks on the door]
Monica: We are not going to whistle.
Monica: Phoebe, what are you doing?
Chandler: Are there no conscious men in the city for you two?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy.]
Max: Well, if you see him, tell him to pack his bags. We are going to Minsk.
Mrs. Bing: You are gonna be fine, believe me.
Chandler: What are you guys doing out here?
Joey: So are you gonna tell him?
Monica: What are you doing here?
Monica: (Entering) What are you guys doing here?
Phoebe: Nothing, I just thought I'd stop by.. y'know, after the uh... that I.. y'know, so what are you doing here?
Monica: I don't need an actual man, just a couple of his best swimmers. And there, there are places you can go to get that stuff.
Joey: What are you mad at me for?!
[Scene: A Street: Monica and Phoebe are walking to a newsstand.]
Coma Guy: I feel good! ...Who are you?
Joey: I'm telling ya... (his eyes open wide and he looks like his eyes are about to pop out. He stares at Ross like this without blinking) I can do it.
The Vendor: So, what are you guys in the market for? Weve got uh, scarves, tulip post cards...
Joey: No, no. He said "When are you gonna grow up and start being a mom?"
(They almost kiss and then Joey realises her kids are staring at them)
Joey: Why, are you moving out?
Phoebe: Oh, Paolo, hi, what are you doing here?
Rachel: I mean, we are way past the fling thing, I mean, I am feeling things that I've only read about in Danielle Steele books, you know? I mean, when I'm with him, I'm totally, totally...
...My mother's ashes Even her eyelashes Are resting in a little yellow jar, And sometimes when it's breezy...
Monica: Are you sure?
Chandler: So what are you gonna do?
Phoebe: Are you moving out?
Rachel: All right, well, you're right, these are the best oatmeal cookies I've ever had.
Phoebe: Are you okay?
Phoebe: No, wait, oh, what are we sorry about?
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Lesile, Kiki, and Joanne are talking.]
Chandler: What are you still doing here? She just broke up with the guy, it's time for you to swoop in!
Chandler: Yeah, well, you wouldn't think it was cool if you're eleven years old and all your friends are passing around page 79 of 'Mistress Bitch.'
[Cut to inside the apartment, Rachel and Ross are entering.]
Monica: Ooh...hey honey, are you all right?
Ross: Uh, no, no, see, because not...not all guys are going to be a Paolo.
Monica: Where are you guys going? Come on, one more game!
Rachel: Nice? They were nice. I mean, that's it? I mean, mittens are nice.
Phoebe: Yeah, 'cause hello, these are not her boobies, these are her breasts.
Monica: Hey, how long are you in the city?
[Scene: The Hallway, Chandler and Joey are just leaving Monica and Rachel's.]
Phoebe: Sven I don't understand what you're saying! What is wrong with the flowers? Lorkins? What the hell are lorkins?
Joey: That's right, mister, and I don't care how old you are, as long as you're under my roof you're gonna live by my rules. And that means no sleeping with your girlfriend.
Chandler: Are they end to end, or tall like pancakes?
Joey: Then she came back with "The question is, when are you gonna grow up and realise I have a bomb?"