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[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch.]
Joey: Are you all right?
Rachel: No Joey, look. Trust me, all the men are wearing them in the spring catalog. Look. (Shows him.) See look, men, carrying the bag.
Phoebe: Well, lots of people! Look, are you coming to memorial service or not?
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new bag.]
Joey: What? Are you referring to my man's bag? At first, I thought it just looked good, but it's practical too. Check it out! It's got compartments for all your stuff! Your wallet! Your keys! Your address book!
Rachel: (entering) Joey, what are you doing with the bag? You're audition is not until tomorrow.
Ross: Hey, how are you holding up?
Joey: Y'know what? Make fun all you want. This is a great bag! Okay? And it's as handy as it is becoming. Now, just because you don't understand something, doesn't make it wrong. All right? So from now on you guys are gonna have to get used to the fact that Joey, (pats the bag) comes with a bag! (Exits.)
Rachel: Ooh, Pheebs, what are you gonna say? Are you gonna tell him who you are?
Phoebe: Oh! Get off!! Ow!! Oh, stop it!! Why?! Why are you doing that to me?!
Monica: What are you talking about?
Phoebe: Come, sit. (He's hesitant.) Sit. (Still hesitating.) Sit! (He sits on the arm of the couch.) Umm, all righty, before we get started I justI need you to state for the official record that you are in fact Frank Buffay.
Frank Sr.: Are you sure?
Rachel: Honey wait, Joey, Im sorry I mean as terrific as I think you are with it (Looks for help.)
Rachel: Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I'm not saying that you shouldnt have a bag, I justit's just there are other bags that are a little less umm, (Pause) controversial.
Rachel: What? What secrets? You know secrets? What are they?
Monica: Are you nuts?! We've got George Stephanopoulos' pizza! (Rachel pays him, Monica grabs some binoculars, and runs to the window.)
Monica: OK, we done with the chit-chat? Are we ready to play some serious poker?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Ross, and Monica are there.]
JOEY: Hey, you guys are still gonna come visit me, right?
Joey: Sorry. Monica and Chandler are making love.
Joey: Rach, I told you everything I knew last night! Look, it's not that big of a deal, so Monica and Chandler are doing it.
Rachel: Are they in love?
Ross: (To Rachel) So umm, where are the other guys?
[Scene: Chandler's office, Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing.]
Monica: Look at us all dressed up for the big office party! By the way, what are we celebrating?
Doug: Well, I gotta tell ya Bing; that partner of yours is a real tiger. (To his wife.) Are you all right sweethart?
Monica: I think this is so cool because none of our friends are here and we can be a real couple. We don't have to hide.
Chandler: Oh yes, sir! Put me out of my misery. Are you sure you never played pro? (Does his work laugh.) (To Monica) Please let them win!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Chandler are returning from the game.]
Rachel: Well yeah, I do, but I decided to take a long lunch and spend some time with my friend Monica. Y'know I-I feel that we don't talk anymore. How are you? What is new with you?
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, the next morning the girls are there with Joey.]
Ross: Okay, look, I-I know what you guys are going to say
Phoebe: That's okay Rachel. I'm not judging you; that's just who you are. Me. I'm more free y'know? I run like I did when I was a kid, cause that's the only way it's fun. Y'know, I mean didnt you ever run so fast you thought your legs were gonna fall off? Y'know, like when you were like running towards the swings or running away from Satan? (Rachel looks confused) The neighbor's dog.
Phoebe: So are you actually gonna see her again?
Monica: My turn? What-what are you talking about?
Rachel: Thank you. (Gets up) Now are you sure? Because once I make a copy, theres no turning back.
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there.]
Phoebe: Are you serious?!
[Scene: Doug's house, Chandler, Monica, and them are just finishing dinner.]
Joey: Oh yeah. These are my old work pants, Sergio Valentes.
Joey: Oh well, Chandler and Monica are over there and it's kinda hard to concentrate.
Monica: Wh-wh-what are you doing here? (She tries to pull her shirt down to cover the fact that she's wearing men's boxers.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Janice are sitting on the couch.]
Janice: Are you gonna be okay?
Rachel: Wow that's uh, juicy. Umm, (checks watch) y'know what though Mon, I actually do have a lot of work to do so if-ifare you sure there's just not anything else?
Rachel: You are the official baby crier stopper!
Monica: That's because as far as my parents are concerned, Ross can do no wrong. Y'see, he's the Prince. Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born.
Ross: Uh-huh, Carol, so were we. All right, just-just imagine for a moment, Susan meets someone and-and they really hit it off. Yknow? Say-say theyre coming back from the theatre, and they-they stop at a pub for a couple of drinks, theyre laughing, yknow, someone innocently touches someone else Theres electricity, its new. Its exciting. Are you telling me there isnt even the slightest possibility of something happening?
Phoebe: (Looking relieved. She puts down the phone.) Oh thank god. Oh, you changed your mind. Oh, look I know you probably want to be alone, and you dont want to talk about it, thats fine. I just want you to know, I think you are doing the right thing and...
Ross: Dr. Green. How are you? (offers his hand, and Dr. Green puts his scarf on it.)
Chandler: Well, I try to y'know, squeeze things. (Phoebe giggles uncontrollably.) Are you okay?
Monica: You are so cute! How did you get to be so cute?
[Scene: Elizabeth Hornswoggle's apartment; Ross is there on his date with her. They are sitting on the couch watching a movie. Ross is obviously hot.]
Monica: What are you talking about?
[Scene: Chandler's bedroom, Chandler and Monica are there, of course. Like who else would it be, duh!]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there. Monica is entering from her room.]
Chandler: Well, if you're gonna work for mechanics, those are the ones to work for.
Rachel: Hey Mon, what are you doing now? Wanna come see a movie with us?
Chandler: Are you serious?
Monica: Oh man, they think they are so slick messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So
[Scene: Ugly Naked Guy's apartment, Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place. Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen.]
Rachel: Are you kidding?!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica and Rachel and Phoebe are planning their respective strategies to break the other pairing. Joey is not amused.
Chandler: Monica and I are celebrating our ten-month anniversary, we've got reservations at Ja George.
Phoebe: So, here we are. Nervous?
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box.]
Monica: What are you doing?!
Ross: What the hell are doing?!!
Monica: (laughs) You are so cute! No. No, it was a fight. You deal with it and move on! It's nothing to freak out about.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica.]
Joey: So, are you ready to go?
Katie: Hey, where are we going to lunch?
Rachel: You should find out what his hobbies are and then use that to bond with him. Yeah! Like if I would strike up a conversation about say umm, sandwiches. Or uh, or my underwear.
Rachel: Umm, Chandler, you do realize that those ideas are probably already in Monica's head.
Rachel: No, you're right, you are absolutely right. I mean that makes, that makes everything different.
Monica: What-what are you doing?
Monica: Are you okay?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Monica are curled up on one of the chairs.]
Chandler: And hats off to Phoebe. Quite a competitor. (Pause) And might I say your breasts are still showing.
Ross: What are you doing?
Katie: Oh, ow! Did Joey tell you to say that? You guys, (Punches Joey) are too much! (Punches Rachel.)
Joey: (sets the coffee down) Y'know, breadstick fangs are always funny.
Rachel: Whoa! (Laughs) Y'know what Katie? I gotta tell ya I-I-I-I think you are the one who is too much. (She punches Katie back.)
Katie: You'd better do something, or I'm gonna walk out that door right now! Well? Are you gonna?
Phoebe: Oh, okay, see? Things are looking up already!
Chandler: Were doomed. Okay, theyre gonna take 50 bucks out of our accounts for the rest of our lives. What are we gonna do?
Monica: Wait what-wh-wh-what are you doing?!
Monica: Chandler, why are you doing this?
Joey: Aww, you guys are so cute!
Joey: What are you guys doing up?
Monica: (checks to see if it works) Yes, you are so smart! (Kisses him.)
Dream Monica: Yes! You are so smart! (Kisses him.) I love you.
Monica: Are you saying I smell bad?
[Camera pans to the Geller family table. Ross, Rachel, Mr. and Mrs. Geller are there.]
Alice: Dont get me started. (To Phoebe) Anyway, umm, since there are three babies and umm, we both got to put our names in, we would be truly honoured if you named the other boy baby.
Rachel: Yeah! (She puts on her coat and turns around and sees Ross is expecting her to help.) (Laughing.) Are you kiddin'?
The Salesman: You two are really gonna enjoy that couch.
The Smoking Woman: Who are you talking too?
Ross: Oh my God! I-I see what this is! You are in love with Rachel!
Chandler: Joey, look, are you attracted to Monica? Right here, right now, are you attracted to her?
Chandler: I can't believe they are not here! I slave and I slave for what? They've ruined cranberry day!
Joey: Well, the reason I think Monica and Chandler are so great
Joey: Uh, hey, Rach let me ask you something. Uh, I was just over there talking to Monica and Chandler, boy they are really tight.
Joey: is because they were friends first. Y'know? So I asked myself, "Who are my friends?" You and Phoebe, and I saw you first. So
Ross: Of course! It all adds up! I mean you youre obsessed with her. Its always, "Ross, what are you gonna do about Rachel?" "Ross, why-why are you moving in with Rachel?" "When are you gonna confess your secret marriage to Rachel?" You want her!
Rachel: (laughing) What are you saying?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is returning and finds Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there.]
Phoebe: Yeah that's right you are so busted. (To no one in particular.) Book 'em.
Rachel: Good, you guys are all here!
Monica: Wow! For just a week you guys are really close, huh?
Phoebe: Okay, you know where you are better than I do. I was just curious.
Monica: You are so cute. (She goes over and kisses him passionately.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview.]
Chandler: Our adoption social worker is coming by today so we are cleaning the apartment.