words in movies
Rachel: Wel-wel-well what are we gonna do?
Nurse: You are an idiot. (She hands over a blank form).
Chandler: What are you crazy? That's a baby!
[Scene: The Hospital, Monica and Rachel are waiting for the doctors to arrive. They enter and are played by Noah Wyle and George Clooney.]
Rachel: What? Monica, they are cute, they are doctors, (spelling it out in the air for her slow friend) cute doctors, doctors who are cute!
Ross: What the hell are you doing? You scared the crap outta me.
Monica: Rachel, the cute doctors are here.
Rachel: Okay, listen, I'm thinking, why don't we just tell them who we really are? I mean, it'll be fine, I really think it'll be fine.
Dr. Mitchell: That's because they are.
Monica: I said we are not going to do it, okay? Sometimes you can be such a, a big baby.
Rachel: Every day, you are becoming more and more like your mother.
Rachel: (on phone) Daddy... Daddy... Daddy, why whyyy would I sleep with Billy Dreskin? His father tried to put you out of business! (Rachel turns to Monica, clasping the receiver to her bosom so Dr.Green can't hear, while mouthing "You are...") ...dead!
Phoebe: So, um, are you gonna call him?
Chandler: Say your son never feels connected to you, as one. Say all of his relationships are affected by this.
Rachel: I dont care! I dont care! You are going to have to take her out again and end it, and end it in way that she knows its actually ended. And, I dont care how hard it is for you, do not tell her that you will call her again!
Phoebe: Yeah! What are you saying?
Ross: Eww! No!! Her ear! All right, Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?
Ross: How sad are we?
Joey: Are you serious?!
Joey: I cant hear a word youre saying, my ears are ringing so bad.
Monica: (entering) Ohh, here you are. Yknow, Im-Im glad you decided to hear me out.
Phoebe: Umm, okay, okay, look. I took this picture from your fridge. Okay, because I know that this is my Father. Yeah, this is Frank Buffay and you are standing right there next to him. Now, look I deserve to know where I came from. All right? So if you can help me find my Father then you should! Otherwise, youre just mean! (pause) So, just tell me the truth!
Monica: Now, are you glad we didnt start with the bikini strips?
Phoebe: Really?! Are you sure?
Joey: Hey! What are you guys doing here? I thought youd be out partying with Gandel-worf.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there.]
Joey: Sure! Where are the seats?
Joey: Oh, what are you gonna do? Youre gonna fire me?
Chandler: My Catholic friend is right. She's distraught. You're there for her. You pick up the pieces, and then you usher in the age of Ross! (Ross and Chandler look off into the distance. Joey, wondering what they are looking at, looks in the same direction)
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there.]
Monica: Umm, I just wanna say, uh (reads from a 3 X 5 card) that with a pinch of exictement, a dash of hard work, a dollup of cooperation, we can have the recipe... (Looks up and sees eveyone glaring at her) Are you gonna kill me?
Monica: What are you doing?!
Monica: Yeah. (to Chandler) I bet you cant guess what color my tonsils are? Ill bet the apartment!
Joey: Heyooh Pheebs, are they in there?
Joey: What are you gonna do? Youre gonna fire me?
Rachel: Well maybe she and her friends are just having a contest to see who can bring home the biggest geek.
Ross: (now fully awake) Are we really in Montreal?!
Woman On Train: Yes we are. So, coffee?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order.]
Rachel: No! It didnt! Thats what I want to talk to you about. (starts to break up) Now, just to brief you (starts to cry) I may cry, but they are not tears of sadness or of anger, but just of me having this discussion with you.
[Scene: Central Perk, Frank and Alice are there talking with Phoebe.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Ross, and Chandler are making a pit stop on their party tour.]
Monica: Are you serious?
Rachel: Honey, this really is an incredible thing to do for them, but there are things to think about.
Rachel: You guys are really right there arent you?
Rachel: (on phone) Hello?(Listens) Mindy! Hi! Hey, how are you? (Listens) Yes, yes, I've heard, congratulations, that is so great. (Listens) Really? (Listens) Oh. (Listens) Okay. Okay, well I'm working tomorrow, but if you want you can, you can, you can come by and... (Listens) Okay... (Listens) Great... (Listens) Great... (Listens) All right, so I'll, so I'll see you tomorrow! (Listens) Okay.. (Listens) Okay... (Listens) Bye. (Hangs up and sits down heavily.) Oh God. Oh God. Oh God.
Monica: Sweetie, with you its gonna be different. The sex is gonna be great, cause you-you guys are in love.
Chandler: Bye. (Kathy leaves and Chandler wonders over to and leans up against the door.) Are you still out there?
Phoebe: (on phone) 'Right, well look, um, if Joey loses this audition, that is it for Estelle. I don't care! Annie you are a doll, what time can you see him?' (to Monica) I need a pen. (Chandler hands her one, but she needs something to right on, so she tilts Chandler's head over and writes on the back of his neck)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is eating dinner, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
Phoebe: Maybe not! Y'know? Seriously, three babies are a handful maybe they're y'know, looking for a chance to unload one of them. Listen, I-I hate to miss an opportunity just because I didn't ask! Y'know?
Rachel: (entering from Chandlers bedroom, I guess, and sees the foosball table.) Oh my God! I cant believe you guys are actually think youre moving in here!
Chandler: (shocked) There are seven?!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase.]
Rachel: Yknow what, you are mean boys, who are just being mean!
Chandler: Would you all stop yelling in our apartment! You are ruining moving day for us!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are busy unpacking.]
Phoebe: Well, its just that maternity clothes are so expensive.
Monica: Oh my God, are you out of a job?
Monica: What are you doing?
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are entering after the play. Phoebe and Joey are already there.]
Chandler: So uh, man, are you gonna go to the play with me tonight?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters.]
Monica: People are supposed to wanna hang out here!
[Scene: Allesandros, continued from earlier. The other waiters are gone and Monica is confronting Joey about his not speaking up.]
Phoebe: Oh, are we gonna trash that place?
Monica: Are you sure?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Chandler and Monica are holding the twins. Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together. The apartment is completely empty. Two men are carrying a large dresser.]
Joey: Come on you guys, we want you to know we're (His eye widen even more) very very sorry. (Monica and Chandler are now covering their eyes with their hands) (then to the others in the hall) Right guys?
Rachel: No! Put that box down! We are not going anywhere! This is my apartment and I like it! This is a girls apartment! That is a boys apartment, its dirty and it smells. This is pretty. Its-its so pretty! And look, and its-its purple! And Im telling you, you with the steady hand, I am not moving, and now I have got the steady hand. (She holds out her hand, which is shaking uncontrollably.)
Ross: What are you saying?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast. Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating.]
Ross: Because there are naked ladies there.
Ross: There are naked ladies there too.
Joshua: So (Holds out his hands as to say, "Where are my gloves?")
Ross: Are you kidding?!
Ross: Are you guys sure about this?
Rachel: Ohh, its Joshua invited me to this fancy club opening tonight. But, I already told Mr. Waltham that I would take his niece to this dumb old opera. So What are you gonna do?
Rachel: Ohh, gosh. You guys, come on, this isI have to meet Joshua! This is my one chance for him to see the fun Rachel. Yknow the "Wouldnt it be great if she was my wife" Rachel. Ohh, all right! Are Joey and Chandler back?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast.]
Chandler: Thats right! Where are the guys? Im ready to get drunk and see some strippers.
Monica: What are you doing?! Chandler! You cant just go back a phase!
Ross: No! No! It would be weird if we were still in that place, I mean are you still in that place?
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Kathy are kissing.]
Mrs. Geller: No, I'd be hearing about 'Why didn't I get the honey-glazed ham?', I didn't spend enough on flowers, and if I spent more she'd be saying 'Why are you wasting your money? I don't need flowers, I'm dead'.
[Scene: A strip club, the girls are there with Chandler, who isnt enjoying himself.]
Phoebe: Come on! Look where you are!!
Charlton Heston: Who in the hell are you?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club.]
Phoebe: And do you know what girls are really good at?
Rachel: Well, are we all together? Like in a group?
Ross: But now! Im there! Im totally there! Im-Im finally where you are!
Joey: Well okay, so then youre fine. The rule is when two actors are actually doing it off-stage all the sexual tension between them is gone. Okay? So as long as its hot onstage you got nothing to worry about. Its when the heat goes away, thats when youre in trouble.
Monica: This place is really my Grandmothers. (Joey starts to take off all of his clothes, while Monica gets the glasses and pours the lemonade.) I got it from her when she moved to Florida, otherwise I could never afford a place like this. So if the landlord ever asks, Im 87 year old woman, whos afraid of her VCR. So are you thirsty?
Ross: We are having a baby together, but were not involved. (The cashier, a very beautiful woman, looks confused) I mean, uh we-we were seeing each other a while ago, but then we were just friends. And then there was one drunken night. (Rachel looks at him angrily) Or, yes stranger, wed like this delivered please.
Joey: So what are you doing bringing her here?! Theres people here!
Emily: No, no, no Ross! Ross, these are friends of mine from home. (Introducing them) Liam, Devon, this is Ross.
[Scene: A street, Ross and Emily are walking home from a date.]
Joey: Oh, you want something serious. Y'know what you should do, you should get her one of those um, barium enemas. Those are dead serious.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters.]
Phoebe: Well, why are you doing this anyway?
Joey: Well, maybe thats because youre closer to you. So you look bigger to you from where you are.
CHANDLER: Huh? Are, uh, any of these cultures, per chance, in the tri-state area?
Rachel: (refers to the table) What are these?
Rachel: You are not going to believe it! Joshua came into work today, and guess what happened?
Emily: Ross, they are killing you out there!
[Scene: Kathys play, Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play.]
Emily: So how are you? Ive been meaning to ring you ever since I arrived but umm, well, Ive been rather busy.
Phoebe: Now, are you sure you dont want to go see a doctor?
[Scene: Central Perk, They are returning from the rugby game, Joey and Emily are carrying Ross.]
Chandler: Are you aware that you're still talking?
MNCA: What these? [holding up liquor bottles] Oh, these are, um, for.. cuts and scrapes.