words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and theyre all talking.]
Melissa: Oh shut up more! Now, are you friends with Ralph?
Melissa: (excitedly) Are you?!
Melissa: Listen, we-we have to have dinner. What-what are you doing tomorrow night?
Melissa: I-Ive got to go. This has been so great Ray-ray! (Gunther returns with her cigarettes.) Oh, there you are. (Takes them from Gunther.) (To Rachel) Umm, so listen, just call me. Heres my card. (Hands the card over.)
Monica: (telling Chandler the seating arrangement) Okay so this is where the band is. (Points.) And this is where the bar is. (Points) And all these pins have peoples names on them. (She has pins to show the seating at each of the tables.) And Rach, here you are. (Points to Rachels place.)
Rachel: Oh wow. Why dont we just take me (Grabs her pin) and put me with a Manhattan in my hand, talking to the cute bartender. (Puts her pin at the bar and laughs. Monica just glares at her.) These pins arent for playing are they?
Monica: (To Chandler) Okay, the red ones are my guests and the blue ones are yours.
Joey: Hey, so where are my parents gonna be?
Joey: Well, Im sorry. I thought parents were coming! Yknow? Your parents are comin! Chandlers parents are comin! Rosss parents are comin!
Monica: Rosss parents are my parents!
Joey: Well-wellsee? Parents are comin!
Rachel: (motioning to a rack) So now, these are all the tuxedos that we make and if theres anything that you like, we can make you a deal. Anything at all. (Grabs a few) But these are the three that Monica pre-approved.
Rachel: Oh they are nice. We-we custom-make tuxedos for celebrities and then when theyre done with them they just send em back.
Chandler: You mean these tuxes have been down the red carpet with people yelling, "You are you wearing?! You look fabulous!"
Chandler: Are you serious?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random.]
Rachel: Well, what are you going to wear?
Joey: Why are you taking this away from me?
Phoebe: Okay! I justI didnt know that you are a lesbian. (Joey smiles and nods lewdly.)
Ross: Well, you need something to make this day special? Hello! You-you-you have the most special thing of all! You are marrying the woman you love.
Monica: Hey. Oh good-good youre here! All right, I figured it out. Im gonna take two tables of eight, Im gonna add your parents, and Im gonna turn them into three tables of six. Okay? And I called the caterer; I added two extra meals, we are good to go!
Monica: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Yeah, hi! Mrs. Tribbiani? (Listens) Hi, this is Monica Geller. (Listens) Yeah Im just calling to say that Chandler and I uh, really hope you can make it to the wedding. Yeah, apparently a bunch of invitations that we sent werent delivered. Umm, I guess there was some screw up at the damn post office! (Joey nods his approval.) (Listens) T-Tell me about it! (Listens) Yeah, yeah, the US Post Office? No, more like US lost office! (Listens) What are they Irish?! (Joey gives her a thumbs up.)
[Scene: A restaurant, Melissa, Rachel, and Phoebe are talking.]
Monica: What are you talking about?! 007 has all those gadgets!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around.]
Chandler: I would but mine doesnt fit. The pants are a little tight.
Ross: What are you kidding? Its Batmans tux!!
Ross: Okay, but just the jacket. Double-oh and seven are not gettin in there.
[Scene: Outside the restaurant, Melissa, Phoebe, and Rachel are emerging.]
Monica: You say Thank you very much, and then you buy me something pretty. Come on, were gonna put are hands in this bowl, and were gonna start squishing the tomatoes.
Richard: Tomatoes are squishing.
Joey: (noticing Chandler) What are you doing? (he pushes Chandler back to his side of the couch) Get back over on your side of the... (sees Robert in all his glory) Hello!! (to Robert) Hi, Im Joey, we havent met.
Phoebe: What? (the guys keep laughing.) What? You guys, what is going on? You not like Robert? (the guys keep laughing.) Why are you laughing?!
(He puts his leg up on the table to pass Joey the cookies, and Phoebe sees what the guys are laughing at, and gasps.)
Robert: (running in) Oh, there they are! I-I dropped my keys.
Monica: What are you smiling at?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there.]
Robert: (to Phoebe) So are ready for the gym? Theyve got this new rock climbing wall, we can spot each other.
[Scene: In Phoebes Grandmothers cab, driving up to the cabin. Phoebes driving, Rachels sitting shotgun, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are in the back seat.]
RACHEL: Well those are very popular frames.
Rachel: Phoebe, his music could not get any worse. There are rats in the basement that are hanging themselves.
Mackenzie: This is what my mom was talking about. Whiners are wieners. (Joey glares at her angrily) Look, you want your friends to be happy, right?
Phoebe: (singing) Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat, its not your fault.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are getting back from the lecture.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Ginger are eating dinner.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Ross are standing in the kitchen. Ross is filling out a check]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe, Monica, and Joey are watching TV.]
Monica: How are we gonna get home? Maybe a piggy-back ride?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebes beeper goes off and Monica screams.]
Chloe: Hey, what are you guys doing tomorrow night?
[Scene: The Xerox place, Chandler and Joey are waiting in line.]
Monica: Well, if you dont have anything to copy, why are you going down there?
Mischa: (leaning in) Your eyes are very pretty.
Lecturer: ....oversized bracelets, oversized earrings, oversizing of accessories in general are very popular now.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Joey are sitting on the big couch.]
Chandler: Yeah. Good call, nice one. Hold it!! Hold it! What if me eyes are closed, and, and my hand is out there.... (holds his arm out and pretends to grab something with his hand.)
Rachel: (startled) Oh!! My God, what are you doing here?
Ross: Okay, you are totally making this up.
Phoebe: No, y'know what dont close it (Rachel slams the door shut locking themselves out.) cause the... keys...are in there.
[Scene: The Philly, Chandler and Joey are talking to Chloe.]
Chandler: So, what are you doing here? I thought tonight was your big anniversary dinner.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Phoebe are on their dates with Sergei and Mischa.]
MRS. GELLER: It seems your daughter and Richard are something of an item.
Mark: Rach, are you okay?
Joey: So what are you gonna do?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They are watching a Miracle Wax info-mercial.]
Carol: Y'know what, I want to talk to you about this so much, but we should probably do it when we could really get into it, are you free for dinner tomorrow night?
Chloe: What? Are you married? Cause thats okay.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Ross and Rachel are on their double date. Rachel is busy talking Ross up.]
Chloe: Hey, come dance. What? Are you married? Cause thats okay.
Ross: Yeah, oh hey, you are right on time.
Phoebe: Hey, why are you mopping your ceiling?
Man: (singing) Mister Pretensous, (Monica stands up in the background) you think there's no one finer, well but your poems are unpublished, and you work in a diner.
Chandler: Well, before we answer that, I think we should address the more important question. How dumb are you?
Issac: Yeah, we are.
Issac: Yeah, we are.
CHANDLER: You'll see, you guys are all gonna go off and get married, and I'm gonna end up alone. Will you promise me something? When you're married, will you invite me over for holidays?
Phoebe: Okay, Monicas are the biggest.
Issac: But, we are.
Phoebe: (to Joey) What, what are they talking about?
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are on their date with Janice and Clark, however Clark is a no show and Janice is crying the Mississippi River about it.]
Rachel: (seeing him) Chandler, what are you doing? There is a trash can right there.
Carol: Hey, what are you doing here?
[Scene: Monicas Bedroom, Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips.]
Rachel: Yeah, we are definitely on Route 27.
Phoebe: (to Monica) Then why are you answering? Do you at least know what route were on?
Phoebe: Yeah, what town are we near?
Monica: Then why are you smoking?
Phoebe: Okay. (on phone) We are at a rest stop on Route 27. Okay. (to Rachel) There is no Route 27. (listens) (to Rachel) Okay, either 93 or 76?
Joey: Wow, you are a good friend, 'course the audition was this morning, and I didn't get it. But that was a hell of a kiss. Rachel is a very lucky girl.
Phoebe: Oh good, oh Joey and Chandler are back.
Ross: Pheebs? What, why are you whispering?
Phoebe: Listen Ross, we ran out of gas, and we dont know where we are, so we cant get a tow truck.
(Joey sticks his head through the gap. Monica and Chandler are now sitting at the dinner table. There is another smaller table full of food standing in front of the front door)
Rachel: You guys are unbelievable. No! He cannot come.
Monica: I know, what about Rachel? I mean how are we even gonna ask her?
Joey: Oh what, wait, wait a second, I mean, what are we doing? Whos going with who?
[Scene: Chandler's office building. Joey and Jeannie are talking.]
Phoebe: What are you doing here?
Frank: How are you?
Joey: Rach, its, its ah, its not that we dont want to, really. (quietly) Are we talking models in their underwear?
Ross: And so now you guys are gonna be married?
Phoebe: Wow, kids. Frank, are you sure youre ready for that?
Rachel: Well, that shouldnt be a problem. I mean I work in fashion and all I meet are eligible straight men.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Joey are being lectured by Phoebe.]
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel and a co-worker (Sophie) are dealing with the crisis.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Monica are entering.]
Rachel: Hey, how are those tapes working out for ya?
Chandler: (to the girls who are staring at him) What?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Joey are talking to Frank.]
Alice: You are so precious, I could just take you home.
Ross: Are you sure? Because I can stay out as late as you want. I told you how I'm on sabbatical from work, right?
Frank: Are you serious?
Monica: What are you doing?
[Rachel brings a muffin to Chandler and Monica who are sitting on the couch.]
[Scene: The hallway between the two apartments, Pete and Monica are returning from their date.]
Kate: Yes. Are you one of the retarded cousins?
Phoebe: What, so what are you gonna tell him?
Chandler: Its possible. You are very loveable, Id miss you if I broke up with you. (Ross glares at him) I was just trying to be supportive.
Ross: What are you doing? Are you trying to hurt me? Or something?
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang minus Rachel and Ross are talking to Pete.]
[Scene: The Theatre, Joey and Kate are rehearsing for the play.]
Phoebe: No-no-no, I know, but you and I are different people though, and this is a totally different situation, and I know that I am not gonna regret this.
[Scene: The Hallway, Chandler and Ross are returning from working out.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are sitting at the table.]
Pete: Where are we?
[Scene: A Hospital Reception, Monica and Pete are there.]
Chandler: Oh-ho, come here. (goes and hugs her) Listen, you are one of my favourite people and the most beautiful woman Ive ever known in real life.