words in movies
Rachel: Oh, Monica. You are not still going over that thing.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Chandler are discussing stage names.]
Phoebe: What are you doing?
[Scene: A Tap Class, the girls are standing at the door.]
Monica: Did you ever feel like sometimes you are just so unbelievably uncoordinated?
(The girls are unsure how to pair off. Phoebe settles it)
Phoebe: Okay. And, my, dead, mother, says, you, are, it. I'm with Rachel.
[Scene: Central Perk, scene continued from earlier. They guys are sitting there like the Three Monkeys.]
Ross: What?! Are you insane? This woman stole from you. She stole. She's a stealer.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel and Fake Monica are there.]
Rachel: Go Monana! Well, you ladies are not the only ones living the dream. I get to go pour coffee for people I don't know. Don't wait up. (Exits)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, tiem lapse. Everyone but Joey and Monica are there.]
Rachel: Are you drunk?!
Rachel: Okay Monica, what are you doing? You're gonna lose your job! This is not you!
Monica: How are you?
Fake Monica: There's nothing to wonder about, Monica. You're gonna go back to being exactly who you were, because that's who you are.
Fake Monica: Really? Then why are you like that?
[Cut to Joannas outer office, where Rachel and Sophie work. They are both coming back from lunch.]
Monica: (laughing harder) You know the words! You are so into this!
Rachel: You are soo enjoying this.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters.]
Rachel: What are you ever gonna use that for?!
Monica: Okay, looks like Ross and I are captains. Okay, so um, I bunnied first so that means I get to pick first. Joey.
[Cut to the roof, where Joey and Mr. Treeger are dancing happily to ^Night and Day^.]
[Scene: Central Perk, the next morning. Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there.]
Kathy: Wow! You are really good at this.
Monica: You guys are dead, I am so good at lighting rounds.
Ross: No, look, uh. You are upset about your father and you're feeling vulnerable and I just don't feel it would be right, I'd feel like I'd be, you know, taking advantage of you.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are there.]
Rachel: (entering, with a guy) Hi guys! This is Josh. Josh, these are my friends, and that's Ross.
Joey: (in a very aaaaahhhhh sweeeeeet voice) Aaahhh, look at you two... holding hands... huh is this getting serious? (Phoebe and Mike, embarrassed, start babbling and look away.) Have you not talked about it yet? (They say nothing now, but smile) Am I making you uncomfortable? (smiles are becoming forced now, and he speaks to Mike) If you were bigger you'd hit me, huh...? Aaaaaahhhhhh (he turns away to the bar)
Kathy: Hey, Chandler! What are you doing here?
Ross: Pheebs, what are you doing?
Ross: Are you serious?
Chandler: No, I just always see guys doing this when they get handcuffs taken off them. (He runs over to where his pants are hanging) Hello sweet pants!
Monica: What are you doing with those?!
Chandler: No-no-no-no, no, its a good thing. Why must we dial so speedily anyway? Why must we rush through life? Why cant we savor the precious moments? (to one of Joeys sisters) Those are some huge breasts you have.
Joey: Yeah. And look, I just want you to know that with Rachel staying here and everything, all my feelings from before are totally over, okay? And even if they weren't, when you accidentally walk in on a woman using a breast pump...
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are there.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV as Joey and Kathy are laughing in Joey's bedroom. They get to be pretty loud so Chandler turns the TV way up.]
Gunther: So umm, are we cool?
Phoebe: Hey what are you guys looking at?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's. Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there. Chandler enters.]
PHOEBE: Ohh, ok, I see what you did there. Aren't you afraid though, that the writers are gonna be kinda mad when they read this?
Chandler: It's okay, the duck's using our bathroom anyway. (Kathy goes into the bathroom.) Hey Joe! What are you getting Kathy for her birthday?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast.]
Joey: Look, we are not gonna
[Scene: A kitchen where Phoebe and Monica are finishing up a catering job]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and a beautiful blonde (Cheryl) are standing outside. The rest of the gang is watching from inside.]
JOEY: Angela? Joey Tribiani. Listen, what are ya doing tonight. I know your seeing that guy I was thinking maybe you could bring him.....Hello? Hello? (picks up a statue of an Indian and walks into his room)
Ross: Uh-uhWow! Uh, I thought you guys were just like making jokes, I had no idea. What you know what? You guys are wrong. Uh yes, there is a chronological age difference but I never notice it. You know why? Because she is very mature. Besides, it doesnt really matter to me what you guys think. I mean, Im the one dating Elizabeth, not you!
Chandler: (shocked) Joey, what-wh-wh-wha-wh-wha-wh-wha-wh-wha-what are you doing here?
Chandler: The cushions are the essence of the chair!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone except Joey and Chandler are there eating breakfast.]
Joey: No, things are fine with Kathy. Im having a late dinner with her tonight, right after my early dinner with Casey.
Joey: Yeah. Why are you getting so upset?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song.]
Monica: No! Steady as a rock! Now, are you with me.
Ross: No, you guys, I mean my keyboards are all the way up inNo, yeah, okay. (Runs out.)
Phoebe: What are you guys talking about, I loved it! It was soo moving. Oh, plus its just, its so different from the stuff you usually hear.
Joey: He said that he wasnt gonna apologize because you guys are living here illegally, so instead what hes gonna do is have you evictedIll see you later.
(They lean in to kiss and are interrupted by the phone.)
(Suddenly Rachel clears her throat and the camera cuts to the rest of the gang staring at them. Needless to say Joey and Ross are shocked and slowly turn their heads to see the gang.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, continued from earlier. Chandler and Kathy are still kissing, then they stop suddenly.]
CHANDLER: Which is why geese are so relaxed this time of year.
Joey: Oh, you are the best friends anyone has ever had.
Monica: Are you serious?
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters. Ross is also there.]
Chandler: Oh man, I am so sorry. Are, are you okay?
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is playing his music. Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving.]
Rachel: So are things with you and Joey any better?
[Scene: Outside Cheryl's apartment, Ross and Cheryl are kissing]
Rachel: (standing in her doorway) People are trying to sleep in here!
Ross: Really?! Wow! Thats-thats so nice, what are you gonna get me?
Hypnosis Tape: You do not need to smoke. Cigarettes dont control you. You are a strong, confident woman, who does not need to smoke. A strong, confident woman, who does not need to smoke. (Joey walks out smiling to himself.)
Ross: What are you doing?
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Kathy are sitting at a table and talking about Joey.]
[Scene: Dr. Burkes office, Rachel and Monica are waiting as the doctor arrives.]
Chandler: Oh, uh, when-when are you coming back?
The Man In The Sportscar: How hot are we? (He drives off.)
Monica: Here, let me show you. Okay, the towels are hanging next to the sink, and umm, you can use the fancy soap.
Joey: So are you gonna start taking this thing seriously?
Janice: (laughs) I don't think we need to, because you're tripping me out right now! Are you okay?
Phoebe: Oh, there they are!
Chandler: Hey! Im sorry! That(sees that Joey is about to leave) where are you going?
Chandler: Our eyes are closed and were about to cross the street. Very good.
(They open their eyes and are stunned at the van.)
Monica: Why are you talking about volcanoes all of the sudden?
Chandler: (entering) Hey, you guys! Hey, Ross, quick question for ya. Are you ready to party?
Chandler: Kathys with her parents, I have nothing to do, so tomorrow we are partying with Gandolf dude!
Chandler: No-no, I dont think you heard me. Are you ready to party?!
Ross: Dude, we are sooo gonna party!
Joey: I have an audition, but Ill definitely hook up with you later. Where are you gonna be around noon?
Chandler: Say your son never feels connected to you, as one. Say all of his relationships are affected by this.
Monica: Come on, no peeking! (They are leading the gang out with there hands over their eyes.)
Chandler: (answering it) Hello. (listens) (to Ross) Its Gandolf!!! (on phone) So, are you in town? (listens) (disappointed) Oh, well, well maybe next time then. (Hangs up)
(The girls are stumped)
Joey: That sounds like another word to me! Are you gonna take this seriously? (Theres no response from Chandler.) Okay.
Rachel: Thank you. Thank you very much. Umm, Ive known them separately and Ive known them together and-and to know them as a couple is to know that you are truly in the presence of love. So I would like to raise my glass (Grabs a glass and holds it up) to Monica and Chandler and the beautiful adventure they are about to embark upon together. I can think of no two people better prepared for the journey.
Monica: Oh my God! You own an Italian restaurant and you think that tastes good?! Where are you even from?
Rachel: Oh my God!! Ohh, that is it! Im leaving! You are just a horrible person!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Chandler are watching TV as Joey enters.]
Rachel: I dont care! I dont care! You are going to have to take her out again and end it, and end it in way that she knows its actually ended. And, I dont care how hard it is for you, do not tell her that you will call her again!
Phoebe: Yeah! What are you saying?
Ross: Eww! No!! Her ear! All right, Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?
Ross: How sad are we?
Joey: Are you serious?!
Joey: I cant hear a word youre saying, my ears are ringing so bad.
Monica: (entering) Ohh, here you are. Yknow, Im-Im glad you decided to hear me out.
Phoebe: Umm, okay, okay, look. I took this picture from your fridge. Okay, because I know that this is my Father. Yeah, this is Frank Buffay and you are standing right there next to him. Now, look I deserve to know where I came from. All right? So if you can help me find my Father then you should! Otherwise, youre just mean! (pause) So, just tell me the truth!
Monica: Now, are you glad we didnt start with the bikini strips?
Phoebe: Really?! Are you sure?
Joey: Hey! What are you guys doing here? I thought youd be out partying with Gandel-worf.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there.]