words in movies
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe, Monica, and Richard are there]
MONICA: What are you talking about? What wedding?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Richard and Monica are playing with Ben.]
RICHARD: Honey, you are in it.
MONICA: Oh God, you are about to get sooo lucky.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there, Chandler is talking to his new friend on the internet.]
PHOEBE: Are you the cutest?
PHOEBE: You know, what I think is so great that you are totally into this person and yet for all you know she could be like 90 years old, or have two heads, or. It could be a guy.
[Scene: Barry and Mindy's wedding, Monica and Richard are standing in the lobby]
[Scene: later the bridesmaids and ushers are getting ready to start, Ross is looking for Rachel]
ROSS: Are you all right?
RACHEL: Yeah, when I was in the bathroom I saw the window that I crawled out of at my wedding, and God, I just started thinking that I shouldn't be here, you know I shouldn't, people are going to be looking at me and judging me and, and thinking about the last time.
[Scene: after the wedding, Ross and Rachel are in the lobby]
BARRY: Yeah, what are they gonna say you didn't love me anymore. Come on.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are there, Joey is on the phone.]
JOEY: Angela? Joey Tribiani. Listen, what are ya doing tonight. I know your seeing that guy I was thinking maybe you could bring him.....Hello? Hello? (picks up a statue of an Indian and walks into his room)
PHOEBE: What if the husband person is the wrong guy, and you are the right guy. I mean you don't get chances like this all the time, if you don't meet her now, you're gonna be kicking yourself when your 80, which is hard to do, and that's how you break a hip.
[Scene: at Barry and Mindy's reception, Monica and Richard are sitting at a table, and Monica is trying to throw a piece of candy into his mouth.]
RACHEL: Why are you adding, why are you adding, why are you adding, why are you adding?
ROSS: Ross, uh and uh, I'd just like to say that it did take a lot of courage for Rachel to come here tonight. And, uh, for the record she did not run out on Barry because she had syphilis. (da-doom-chesh) (to drummer) What are you doing I'm serious. Uh, the reason she walked out on, on Barry is simply that she didn't love him, which incidentally worked out pretty well for me (looks for the da-doom-chesh, and doesn't get one) Cheers.
[Scene: later, Richard and Monica are dancing]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Rachel, Ross, Joey, and Phoebe are there waiting for Chandler's cyberchick to arrive]
JOEY: Wow, you are a good friend, 'course the audition was this morning, and I didn't get it. But that was a hell of a kiss. Rachel is a very lucky girl.
Monica: You are just the sweetest. (They kiss.)
Chandler: So, are we going in there?
Monica: (pointing to the kitchen) Yeah you will! (Points to the bedroom) And, are you kiddin me?!
[Cut to Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting up by the window because two guys have their couch.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are there as Ross enters.]
Joey: What are you talking about?! I'm the lead in a movie!
Ross: Hey! I just got uh, my teacher evaluations! Check out what this one student wrote, "I loved Dr. Gellers class. Mind blowing lectures! Dr. Geller, you are definitely the hottie of the paleontology department!"
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are entering. Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch.]
Joey: So are guys doing okay?
Rachel: Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, why are we so sure that this is a girl?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters.]
Joey: Hey-hey dude, why are you changing the subject? Why? Will you make the call or what?
Chandler: What are you smiling about? What is so funny?
[Scene: Tattoo parlor. Phoebe and Rachel are deciding on tattoos.]
[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel's, everyone minus Ross are arriving to inspect the damage. The fire department is still there.]
Phoebe: Im really glad you guys are okay but, I just keep thinking what would happen if-if you two (Points to Monica and Joey) actually had hooked up.
Ross: Oh, I wish I knew, but the evaluations are all anonymous.
[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel's, Phoebe and Rachel are cleaning up the mess.]
Monica: What are you talking about? (Pointing out the window.) She obviously lives on the second floor, seventh apartment from the left!
Ross: (in his head) All right, keep going. We are phasing the accent out, phasing it out. So without out re-testing the results in the laboratory (pronounced the British way) the team would never have identified (British) the initial errors in their carbon dating analysis (British). Were there any questions at this point? (One student raises his hand.) Yes. (Points to him.)
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Joey and Rachel are eating spaghetti in the living room while watching TV and Rachel drops some on the floor.]
Monica: (opening the door) What are you doing?
Elizabeth: What are you doing?
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Elizabeth are deciding what to do on their second date.]
Mel: You are so fired.
Chandler: Okay. Okay. (Joey puts him down.) What are you gonna do to me if you get the part?
Rachel: Huh, yeah I guess we are roommates now.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters.]
Phoebe: Well, what kind of guy are you looking for?
Phoebe: Oh yeah, like there are police for that!
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center.]
Elizabeth: Yeah, we have time off and a lot of people are going on trips
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Ross, Chandler, and Joey are entering.]
Ross: What the hell are you doing?
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]
Elizabeth: You are so adorable.
Ross: Hey, yknow what? Not all spring breaks are like that.
Rachel: What are you guys doing?
Chandler: Are you sure?! Because our guy smells incredible!
Chandler: Are you funny?
Monica: Are you funny? Tell us a joke!
Joey: (entering) Pheebs! There you are! Okay, you broke my fridge; you owe me 400 bucks!
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there. Monica is holding a piece of paper.]
Chandler: (To Ross) Well, there you are! So what did Elizabeth say?
Elizabeth: Ross, are you okay?
Eldad: How are you?
Monica: Okay! Okay! We can take a hint! (They start to leave but run into Phoebe with her guy in tow.) (To Phoebe) What are you doing here?!
Chandler: There you go! There you are! (Rachel stares at Monica and Chandler)
Elizabeth: Ross, its going to be okay. Im not going down there to hook up with a bunch of guys. I really like you. I like how things are going between us.
Elizabeth: Oh hey! Here they are!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are there.]
Phoebe: Since when are you into swing music?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Joey is memorizing his lines. Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as well.]
Ross: I knew it! I knew it! I always knew she liked him! Y'know, shed say no, but here we are! Right? We just broke up, first thing she does!
Rachel: Joey, what are you talking about? Youre a terrific actor.
Chandler: Oh, are we playing this?!
Ross: Wait a minute, are you doing that thing where you pretend it didnt go well but it really did go well?
Chandler: Oh-oh, what are you doing?
Interviewer: So, uh, what are you going to do next?
Interviewer: Are they, uh, firm?
Monica: What are peanut butter fingers?!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal.]
Ross: Sure. Sure. Look I dont, I dont know if your plans are finalized yet, but umm, hey I-I know another great way to blow off steam.
[Scene: A Street, Chandler and Ross are at a newsstand.]
Monica: Oh, stop beating yourself up! People make mistakes! These things happen! There arent any message youve forgotten to give me are there? (Chandler has a disgusted look on his face.) Apparently youre not very good at it! I
Rachel: Y'know I cant believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
[The next flashback is from The One With The Candy Hearts. Joey and Chandler are waiting at a restaurant as Lorraine and her friend arrive.]
Chandler: You are gonna be a huge star! Im gonna hug ya!
Phoebe: (overacting badly) I cant! My circuits are fried! Theyre fried I tell you!!
[Cut back to the present, they are still in each others embrace.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Joey and Phoebe are reading a scene from Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.]
Chandler: Oh thats right. Its your first day! So are you psyched to fight fake crime with your robot sidekick?
Monica: (To Chandler) You are going to make a joke about my special present! Why would you do that?!
Ross: Are you into crafts at all?
Chandler: Are you judging them by their covers? Because youre really not supposed to do that.
Ross: What are you guys doing later?
Chandler: All right buddy, time to roll over. (Rolls him over, and discovers a surprise) (Looking down) No-no! (Covers his eyes) No, no-n-n-n-no!! You are going to a clinic! Youre going to a clinic, and a pyjama store!
Ross: (returning with the coffee) Okay here we are Paul, Elizabeth. (He sets down their cups.) So I hope you guys were finding something to talk about.
Joey: That just cost me four bucks. But uh listen, I just called to see how the chick and the duck are doing?
Ross: Kristen, hi. Are you uh, new to the area, cause if you are Id love to show you around sometime.
Paul: Oh, here they are right here. (Picks them up from underneath the corner of the couch.)
Paul: Well maybe you can date him then that would save me the trouble of killing him. (Rachel laughs then starts looking at him.) Are you okay?
Rachel: Oh no! Yes! Of course, I know that! I justI meant yknow are you still a We or are you just You?
Ross: Yeah, well my-my ex-wife and I share custody of Ben and umm, uh, and just so you know, Carol and I are on excellent terms as Im sure you are with your wife! (Realizes) Oh, Im sorry! (To Elizabeth) Its unbelievable!
Phoebe: You are useless! Freaking out about commitment is the one thing you can do! The one thing! And you can't even do that right! God!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and theyre arguing.]
Phoebe: Thanks! So are you.
[Scene: Joeys Dressing Room, Joey and Chandler are there.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers bedroom, they are in bed together.]
Chandler: Hi, how are ya?
Joey: What are you in love with her or something?
Paul: Are you yelling at me?!
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters.]
Phoebe: No! No! Its just that he gave me three tickets and there are six of us!
Rachel: I mean Ross all that does is remind us that you are interested in fossils.
The Dry Cleaner: Who are you?
[Scene: The Morgan Chase Museum, the girls are entering.]
Monica: What?! Are you crazy?! Im not getting married! Im not even engaged.
Elizabeth: Are you okay? Whats wrong?
[Scene: Pauls Cabin, Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking.]