words in movies
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe, Monica, and Richard are there]
MONICA: What are you talking about? What wedding?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Richard and Monica are playing with Ben.]
RICHARD: Honey, you are in it.
MONICA: Oh God, you are about to get sooo lucky.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there, Chandler is talking to his new friend on the internet.]
PHOEBE: Are you the cutest?
PHOEBE: You know, what I think is so great that you are totally into this person and yet for all you know she could be like 90 years old, or have two heads, or. It could be a guy.
[Scene: Barry and Mindy's wedding, Monica and Richard are standing in the lobby]
[Scene: later the bridesmaids and ushers are getting ready to start, Ross is looking for Rachel]
ROSS: Are you all right?
RACHEL: Yeah, when I was in the bathroom I saw the window that I crawled out of at my wedding, and God, I just started thinking that I shouldn't be here, you know I shouldn't, people are going to be looking at me and judging me and, and thinking about the last time.
[Scene: after the wedding, Ross and Rachel are in the lobby]
BARRY: Yeah, what are they gonna say you didn't love me anymore. Come on.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are there, Joey is on the phone.]
JOEY: Angela? Joey Tribiani. Listen, what are ya doing tonight. I know your seeing that guy I was thinking maybe you could bring him.....Hello? Hello? (picks up a statue of an Indian and walks into his room)
PHOEBE: What if the husband person is the wrong guy, and you are the right guy. I mean you don't get chances like this all the time, if you don't meet her now, you're gonna be kicking yourself when your 80, which is hard to do, and that's how you break a hip.
[Scene: at Barry and Mindy's reception, Monica and Richard are sitting at a table, and Monica is trying to throw a piece of candy into his mouth.]
RACHEL: Why are you adding, why are you adding, why are you adding, why are you adding?
ROSS: Ross, uh and uh, I'd just like to say that it did take a lot of courage for Rachel to come here tonight. And, uh, for the record she did not run out on Barry because she had syphilis. (da-doom-chesh) (to drummer) What are you doing I'm serious. Uh, the reason she walked out on, on Barry is simply that she didn't love him, which incidentally worked out pretty well for me (looks for the da-doom-chesh, and doesn't get one) Cheers.
[Scene: later, Richard and Monica are dancing]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Rachel, Ross, Joey, and Phoebe are there waiting for Chandler's cyberchick to arrive]
JOEY: Wow, you are a good friend, 'course the audition was this morning, and I didn't get it. But that was a hell of a kiss. Rachel is a very lucky girl.
Chandler: I am your friend, and I am not gonna let you do this!! (Ross is now dragging Chandler and the foosball table to the door) You are surprisingly strong!
Ross: Whoa, hey! What are doing? Trying to get me drunk?
Bonnie: What are you guys doing?!
[Scene: The beach house, the next morning. Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen eating breakfast.]
Bonnie: Yeah, thank you Rachel, you are soo cool.
Bonnie: Yeah, Joey and Chandler sure are funny.
Phoebe: Well, are any of those people here?!
Phoebe Sr: What are you doing here?!
Joey: Im telling ya, you guys are totally getting back together!
Ross: Linda Clickclocken. (Pause) So what uh, what-what table are you at? (She shows him.) Oh, uh me too.
Ross: Okay, each team will answer ten questions. The first team that answers the most questions wins. Okay, the categories are, Fears and Pet Peeves, Ancient History, Literature, and Its All Relative. Now, the coin toss to see who goes first. (He flips the coin and they all watch it hit the table and stop. Then they all look up at him, to see who goes first.) Okay, somebody call it this time.
PHOEBE: Ooh, where are you off to, Travelin' Jake?
Rachel: Well, cant you tell her that you are not in the mood?
[Scene: The beach house, Joey and Chandler are sitting at the dinner table, Monica is looking in the fridge.]
Monica: Sweety, what are you talking about?
(Ross and chandler are standing next to the alter. Ross is practicing for the wedding.)
Rachel: Are you sure?
Rachel: What are you talking about, Ross, you just said that you read it twice! Look, y'know what, either it does or it doesnt, and if you have to even think about it...
Phoebe: Well, Im ready to get the hell out of here! (Sees Ross and Rachel cuddling on the couch.) Oh. Are you? Are you?!! (they nod Yes.) Ohh! Thats so great!! Ooh, not for Bonnie. (they nod No.) But for you, yay! Ohh.
RUSS: Oh, you are the, uh... paleontologist.
Rachel: Y'know I cant believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica are playing cards at the dinner table.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Ross are there. Monica is checking the messages.]
Rachel: Okay. (picks up phone) Are you sure you wanna hear this?
Phoebe: Oh my God, you guys are selling the entertainment center?
Ross: Are you sure shes in the cat, or have you been taking your grandmas glycoma medicine again?
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Ross are there.]
Chandler: Althea?! What are you doing?!
Chip: Here, we are.
Chandler: Are you all right?!
Hoshi: You are iron. You are steel! Let me ask you something, how come when I call your computer support line, I have to wait an hour and a half?
[Scene: Dots Spot, Chip and Monica are on there date, eating dinner. Chip is telling a story.]
RACHEL: Ooh, goooosh, ooh, these are cookies smashed in the sports section.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler.]
Joey: (approvingly) Oh! ok, yeah, I think I can do that. Yeah ok, there's this party scene coming up.. and Olivia and her husband are there and all Drake wants to do is grab her and kiss her, but he can't... And that makes me think about all those times when I wanted to grab you and kiss you, but you didn't know so I would just pretend everything was cool, but really, it was killing me.
Joey: Well, Chandler's old roomate was Jewish, and these are the only candles we have, so... Happy Chanukah, everyone.
Rachel: So honey, what are you gonna do about the little girl?
Joey: Hey!! We are so in luck! Treeger said that we could have all this cool stuff from the basement. Wait right there. (Goes back into the hall)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel are eating breakfast.]
Monica: Doing great, the quiches are coming along.
Monica: No. If you thought this mess is going to bother me, you are wrong! All right, let's go Blinky! (She ushers Rachel out the door, but before the door fully closes she sticks her head back in.) Chandler!!!! (Chandler agrees to clean up the mess.)
[Scene: Central Perk, all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel whos still being retrained, about the different cookie options.]
[Scene: The delivery room, everyone except Rachel is there. Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are holding the babies.]
[Cut to Monica and Rachels apartment, all are there.]
[Scene: The Gellers Kitchen, Monica and Phoebe are still cooking.]
Monica: Then why are you laughing?
(They start kissing again, but are interrupted by the phone.
Joanna: What are you doing?
Chandler: You are, youre gonna leave me like this?
Chandler: Hi! (to Sophie) How are you?
PHOE: No, you are not, you are very attractive. You know what, I go through the exact same thing. Every time I put on a little weight, I start questioning everyting.
Rachel: Wait a minute! What are you gonna tell Joanna?
[Scene: game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong]
Phoebe: Wow! My breasts are really strong. (She goes and joins Monica.)
(Chandler nods along and they enter the whirlpool room and remove their robes. Only Chandler is lacking a certain item of clothing. You see this is a coed whirlpool, which means swimsuits, and in fact there are two women already there and Chandler didnt seem to wear his. Needless to say, everyone is shocked, including Chandler.)
Chandler: Okay, heres the situation. The keys to the cuffs are on the back of the door. Could you be a doll and grab them and scoot on over and unlock me? And on a totally different subject, that is a lovely pantsuit.
[Scene: Joannas office, Rachel and Chandler are still negotiating.]
[Scene: Central Perk, all except Chandler, are there.]
Joanna: No, we are. Im sad.
Mr. Treeger:: What are you doing?
The Salesman: (Entering before Joey can say anything) Good afternoon, are you the decision maker of the house?
Chandler: Ah-ha, youre not the boss of me. (She kisses him) Yeah, you are! (She handcuffs him to the chair) Ooh, saucy.
Phoebe: Hey, you know what might help you deal with it? Think of it this way, you and Emily are in the past and you can't be mad about the past. So are you still mad about the Louisiana Purchase?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it.]
[Scene: Chandlers gym, He and Ross are there to cancel his membership.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are showing a couple of guys (Tony and Peter) the entertainment center.]
Chandler: Oh. Well, hold on camper, are you sure you've thought this thing through?
Joey: No, its okay, but if Im Marge, my breasts are coming out my back.
[Cut to Joannas outer office, where Rachel and Sophie work. They are both coming back from lunch.]
Monica: (laughing harder) You know the words! You are so into this!
Rachel: You are soo enjoying this.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters.]
Rachel: What are you ever gonna use that for?!
Monica: Okay, looks like Ross and I are captains. Okay, so um, I bunnied first so that means I get to pick first. Joey.
[Cut to the roof, where Joey and Mr. Treeger are dancing happily to ^Night and Day^.]
[Scene: Central Perk, the next morning. Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there.]
Kathy: Wow! You are really good at this.
Monica: You guys are dead, I am so good at lighting rounds.
Ross: No, look, uh. You are upset about your father and you're feeling vulnerable and I just don't feel it would be right, I'd feel like I'd be, you know, taking advantage of you.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are there.]
Rachel: (entering, with a guy) Hi guys! This is Josh. Josh, these are my friends, and that's Ross.
Joey: (in a very aaaaahhhhh sweeeeeet voice) Aaahhh, look at you two... holding hands... huh is this getting serious? (Phoebe and Mike, embarrassed, start babbling and look away.) Have you not talked about it yet? (They say nothing now, but smile) Am I making you uncomfortable? (smiles are becoming forced now, and he speaks to Mike) If you were bigger you'd hit me, huh...? Aaaaaahhhhhh (he turns away to the bar)
Kathy: Hey, Chandler! What are you doing here?
Ross: Pheebs, what are you doing?
Ross: Are you serious?
Chandler: No, I just always see guys doing this when they get handcuffs taken off them. (He runs over to where his pants are hanging) Hello sweet pants!
Monica: What are you doing with those?!
Chandler: No-no-no-no, no, its a good thing. Why must we dial so speedily anyway? Why must we rush through life? Why cant we savor the precious moments? (to one of Joeys sisters) Those are some huge breasts you have.
Joey: Yeah. And look, I just want you to know that with Rachel staying here and everything, all my feelings from before are totally over, okay? And even if they weren't, when you accidentally walk in on a woman using a breast pump...
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are there.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV as Joey and Kathy are laughing in Joey's bedroom. They get to be pretty loud so Chandler turns the TV way up.]
Gunther: So umm, are we cool?
Phoebe: Hey what are you guys looking at?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's. Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there. Chandler enters.]
PHOEBE: Ohh, ok, I see what you did there. Aren't you afraid though, that the writers are gonna be kinda mad when they read this?
Chandler: It's okay, the duck's using our bathroom anyway. (Kathy goes into the bathroom.) Hey Joe! What are you getting Kathy for her birthday?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast.]
Joey: Look, we are not gonna
[Scene: A kitchen where Phoebe and Monica are finishing up a catering job]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and a beautiful blonde (Cheryl) are standing outside. The rest of the gang is watching from inside.]