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[Scene: A Restaurant, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are finishing watching Die Hard on video.]
Joey: What are you talking about? Bitch.
Rachel: Oh my God Phoebe! I mean Im justWait a minute. If Im your maid of honor that means you are Monicas.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Die Hard has ended, only I dont think Joey and Ross know that yet. As you see, they are both asleep. And theyre on the same couch. Which means theyre sleeping together. Not like Joey is at one end and Ross is on the other, they both happen to be lying down and sleeping together. Well, there hasnt been any clothes removed so not that kind of sleeping together. Not that theres anything wrong with that. That is unless youre a Republican in which that kind of thing will bring about the downfall of Western society, especially if they should happen to want to get married. Anyway, let me recap. No, there is too much, let me sum up. Ross and Joey are taking a nap together on top of each other and both wake-up at the same time, realize what they just did, scream, and jump up.]
Monica: What are you doing?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there.]
Rachel: How come you are?!
Phoebe: What are you talking about?
Ross: I I dont know what you are talking about.
Monica: Chandler! (Knocks on the door.) Chandler! I just figured out who you are!
Chandler: What? Are you kidding? That was like 16 years ago.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe.]
Rachel: Thank you. Thank you very much. Umm, Ive known them separately and Ive known them together and-and to know them as a couple is to know that you are truly in the presence of love. So I would like to raise my glass (Grabs a glass and holds it up) to Monica and Chandler and the beautiful adventure they are about to embark upon together. I can think of no two people better prepared for the journey.
Phoebe: Okay, I cant believe that Monica and Chandler are getting married. I remember talking about this day with Rachel while we were showering together, naked. (Raises her glass and drinks.)
[Scene: A random apartment building, Chandler and Monica are knocking on the door of the woman from the beginning.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the results of their election. Somewhat faster than Florida I might add.]
Joey: All right, well first of all I would like to say that you both performed very well. Okay? You should be proud of yourselves. And-and I would also like to say that in this competition there are no losers. Well, except for RachelDamnit!
Phoebe: (running after her) Rach, its gonna be okay! (To Ross and Joey) You guys are the best!
Monica: Are you gonna break up with me if I get fat again?
Monica: What if I have babies, okay? I mean Im gonna look different. Im okay with that, but Im not sure that you are!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are napping together again and both wake up at the same time.]
(Suddenly Rachel clears her throat and the camera cuts to the rest of the gang staring at them. Needless to say Joey and Ross are shocked and slowly turn their heads to see the gang.)
Joey: (reacting first by jumping up) Dude! What the hell are you doing?! God! (Heads for his room leaving Ross.)
Mel: You are so fired.
Chandler: Okay. Okay. (Joey puts him down.) What are you gonna do to me if you get the part?
Rachel: Huh, yeah I guess we are roommates now.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters.]
Phoebe: Well, what kind of guy are you looking for?
Phoebe: Oh yeah, like there are police for that!
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center.]
Elizabeth: Yeah, we have time off and a lot of people are going on trips
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Ross, Chandler, and Joey are entering.]
Ross: What the hell are you doing?
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]
Elizabeth: You are so adorable.
Ross: Hey, yknow what? Not all spring breaks are like that.
Rachel: What are you guys doing?
Chandler: Are you sure?! Because our guy smells incredible!
Chandler: Are you funny?
Monica: Are you funny? Tell us a joke!
Joey: (entering) Pheebs! There you are! Okay, you broke my fridge; you owe me 400 bucks!
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there. Monica is holding a piece of paper.]
Chandler: (To Ross) Well, there you are! So what did Elizabeth say?
Elizabeth: Ross, are you okay?
Eldad: How are you?
Monica: Okay! Okay! We can take a hint! (They start to leave but run into Phoebe with her guy in tow.) (To Phoebe) What are you doing here?!
Chandler: There you go! There you are! (Rachel stares at Monica and Chandler)
Elizabeth: Ross, its going to be okay. Im not going down there to hook up with a bunch of guys. I really like you. I like how things are going between us.
Elizabeth: Oh hey! Here they are!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are there.]
Phoebe: Since when are you into swing music?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Joey is memorizing his lines. Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as well.]
Ross: I knew it! I knew it! I always knew she liked him! Y'know, shed say no, but here we are! Right? We just broke up, first thing she does!
Rachel: Joey, what are you talking about? Youre a terrific actor.
Chandler: Oh, are we playing this?!
Ross: Wait a minute, are you doing that thing where you pretend it didnt go well but it really did go well?
Chandler: Oh-oh, what are you doing?
Interviewer: So, uh, what are you going to do next?
Interviewer: Are they, uh, firm?
Monica: What are peanut butter fingers?!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal.]
Ross: Sure. Sure. Look I dont, I dont know if your plans are finalized yet, but umm, hey I-I know another great way to blow off steam.
[Scene: A Street, Chandler and Ross are at a newsstand.]
Monica: Oh, stop beating yourself up! People make mistakes! These things happen! There arent any message youve forgotten to give me are there? (Chandler has a disgusted look on his face.) Apparently youre not very good at it! I
Rachel: Y'know I cant believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
[The next flashback is from The One With The Candy Hearts. Joey and Chandler are waiting at a restaurant as Lorraine and her friend arrive.]
Chandler: You are gonna be a huge star! Im gonna hug ya!
Phoebe: (overacting badly) I cant! My circuits are fried! Theyre fried I tell you!!
[Cut back to the present, they are still in each others embrace.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Joey and Phoebe are reading a scene from Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.]
Chandler: Oh thats right. Its your first day! So are you psyched to fight fake crime with your robot sidekick?
Monica: (To Chandler) You are going to make a joke about my special present! Why would you do that?!
Ross: Are you into crafts at all?
Chandler: Are you judging them by their covers? Because youre really not supposed to do that.
Ross: What are you guys doing later?
Chandler: All right buddy, time to roll over. (Rolls him over, and discovers a surprise) (Looking down) No-no! (Covers his eyes) No, no-n-n-n-no!! You are going to a clinic! Youre going to a clinic, and a pyjama store!
Ross: (returning with the coffee) Okay here we are Paul, Elizabeth. (He sets down their cups.) So I hope you guys were finding something to talk about.
Joey: That just cost me four bucks. But uh listen, I just called to see how the chick and the duck are doing?
Ross: Kristen, hi. Are you uh, new to the area, cause if you are Id love to show you around sometime.
Paul: Oh, here they are right here. (Picks them up from underneath the corner of the couch.)
Paul: Well maybe you can date him then that would save me the trouble of killing him. (Rachel laughs then starts looking at him.) Are you okay?
Rachel: Oh no! Yes! Of course, I know that! I justI meant yknow are you still a We or are you just You?
Ross: Yeah, well my-my ex-wife and I share custody of Ben and umm, uh, and just so you know, Carol and I are on excellent terms as Im sure you are with your wife! (Realizes) Oh, Im sorry! (To Elizabeth) Its unbelievable!
Phoebe: You are useless! Freaking out about commitment is the one thing you can do! The one thing! And you can't even do that right! God!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and theyre arguing.]
Phoebe: Thanks! So are you.
[Scene: Joeys Dressing Room, Joey and Chandler are there.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers bedroom, they are in bed together.]
Chandler: Hi, how are ya?
Joey: What are you in love with her or something?
Paul: Are you yelling at me?!
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters.]
Phoebe: No! No! Its just that he gave me three tickets and there are six of us!
Rachel: I mean Ross all that does is remind us that you are interested in fossils.
The Dry Cleaner: Who are you?
[Scene: The Morgan Chase Museum, the girls are entering.]
Monica: What?! Are you crazy?! Im not getting married! Im not even engaged.
Elizabeth: Are you okay? Whats wrong?
[Scene: Pauls Cabin, Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking.]
Ross: What are you doing here?!
Paul: (jumping up) Elizabeth! Oh look, Elizabeths here! Who are you talking to?
Paul: Elizabeth, what are you doing here?! (Motions that he brought Rachel here to be alone with her.)
Paul: Why are you yelling?
Female Clerk: Yknow, there are two people who could put your picture up there. (She makes eyes at him.)
Megan: Oh no, these dresses are all so amazing but there is no way I could afford one.
Monica: Yeah! So-so when are you getting married?
Phoebe: What are you gonna do?
Rachel: Oh my God Ross! What in heavens name are you doing here?
Paul: Ross. You and I are going to have to have a little talk.
Emily: (Yelling from inside the bathroom) Youve spoiled everything! Its like a nightmare! My friends and family are out there! How can I face them?! How can you do this to me?!
Phoebe: So how are things going with Paul?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
Phoebe: So how are things going with you?
Paul: (To Rachel) How are you?
Megan: (To Monica) So when are you getting married?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out. Paul is entering from the bathroom.]
Paul: Im thinking that you are looking really fine it that dress.
Rachel: Okay. Hey, what are you thinking? What are you thinking right now?
Paul: Are you talking about having sex?
[Scene: A Jewelry Shop, Chandler and Phoebe are looking at engagement rings.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Joey are there.]
Male Jeweler: (angrily) Are you interested in this ring?!
Chandler: No. How are ya Paul? (Starts to look for his credit card.)