words in movies
Rachel: All right! Who's are they? Who's are they?
Ross: Why are they here?
Joey: That's it! I'm tired of covering for you two! This has got to stop! (Realizes he still has the underwear in his hand.) Ahh! (Throws them towards Chandler's room.) And tighty-whiteys! What are you, 8?
Monica: We are! Help us!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book.]
Rachel: What are you reading?
Phoebe: Yeah! Okayooh, but are you going to have time to read it?
Monica: Phoebe, you are a bad ass!
The Teacher: Are you just repeating what I'm saying?
Phoebe: Are you just repeating what I'm saying?
Ross: Phoebe! You're note, amazing! Not only did no one touch my sandwich, but people at work are actually afraid of me. Yeah, a guy called me mental! Mental Geller, yeah, I always wanted a cool nickname like that.
Ross: That was the water fountain! Okay?! Anyway, people are writing reports for me, uh pushing back deadlines to meet my schedule, I'm telling you, you get tough with people you can get anything you want. (Joey walks by with a cup of coffee.) Hey Tribbiani, give me that coffee! Now!
Rachel: And with Chandler in the next room. What are you, what are you sick?
Monica: Ross, are you okay?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Phoebe are returning from class.]
Phoebe: Well, yeah! Fun is good, but y'know I also wanted to learn. Y'know, people are always talking about what they learned in high school and I never went to high school.
Monica: Yes you are! That's the only way to explain all this stuff!
Chandler: Are you sure Joe? Are you sure you're not just a sex addict?
Chandler: Monica and I are engaged.
[Scene: Cental Perk, Joey and Ross are persecuting Chandler about his smoking.]
Chandler: Theres gonna be a wedding. Youre gonna be the bride. Two hundred people are going to be looking at you in a clean white dress.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is trying out different cookie recipes. Ross and Phoebe are the tasting group.]
Phoebe: Check it out. Okay, I can play this when the guests are coming in. Okay. (Singing)
Rachel: Wh So If neither of you are married by the time youre 40, youre gonna marry Joey.
Rachel: Hey, do you believe this? Do you believe they are actually getting married?
Phoebe: You guys kissed!!!!! What does this mean?!! Are you, are you getting back together?! Can I sing at your wedding?
Rachel: Joey, you are not! Youre 31.
[Scene: Ross and Carol's, Ross and Carol are waiting anxiously for their new partner to arrive.]
[Cut back to Monica and Chandlers room, they are making out again as theres another knock on the door.]
Rachel: Monica, what are you talking about?
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers bedroom, they are both getting undressed.]
Monica: And yet, here we are doing it again.
Joey: Good, me too. (Tosses him the loaf.) Eggs and milk are in the fridge. Thanks.
[Scene: Kleinmans, a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open.]
Ross: Phoebe, oh my God! Wh-wh-what are you doing here?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are.]
Chandler: Why are you napping over here instead of over at your place?
Chandler: Now, do I get to look at this book or is it just for people who are actually involved in the wedding?
Monica: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Yeah, hi! Mrs. Tribbiani? (Listens) Hi, this is Monica Geller. (Listens) Yeah Im just calling to say that Chandler and I uh, really hope you can make it to the wedding. Yeah, apparently a bunch of invitations that we sent werent delivered. Umm, I guess there was some screw up at the damn post office! (Joey nods his approval.) (Listens) T-Tell me about it! (Listens) Yeah, yeah, the US Post Office? No, more like US lost office! (Listens) What are they Irish?! (Joey gives her a thumbs up.)
Ross: Phoebe, what are you doing?
Rachel: Joey, what-what are you doing going into my bedroom?!
Joey: Where are you going? The vicar wont be home for hours.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are having dinner with her parents.]
PHOEBE: Yeah? Are you sure, really. [She picks up a mirror and sees the white splotches all over her face.]
Ross: That-thats always good news. Are you okay?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there.]
Ross: And; people thinking its huge has led Monica to believe that we are stealing her thunder. (To Monica) Which we are not!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ross and Monica are fighting over the remote.]
Monica: Whoa!!! Are you kidding me?!
Rachel: (starting to cry) Ohh, you guys are so made for each other.
Monica: (To Chandler) How great are you, you little saver?! I mean, the-the amount you have is exactly the budget of my dream wedding!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there.]
Ross: (sitting down) Hey, what are you guys, what are you guys talking about?
Joey: Dude, what are you massaging an old man for?
Rachel: Who are you supposed to be?
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses.]
Ross: Are you sure?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches.]
Chandler: Our kids are gonna be fat arent they.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are there. He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece.]
Ross: (entering from the bathrooms) Hey Chandler, what are you doing tonight?
Rachel: Wait, but theres no money! Well this is terrible! You guys are gonna have to get married in like a, rec. center!
Ross: Joey, you are gonna love this guy. Gandolf is like the party wizard!
Joey: What are they doing out here? The coasts all the way over there. (Points to the coast, meanwhile there is coast behind him.)
Rachel: Okay, Im just gonna go over the basic points just one more time, are you ready?
Rachel: No. What do you do if I say we are coming about?
Joey: (recoils in horror) Women are mean!!! (Storms out.)
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are trying to determine the cookie recipe by eating small pieces.]
[Scene: The Mr. Bowmont (Joeys boat), shes shown to be in one of the waterways around New York, but in reality shes in a sound stage on the Warner Bros. lot and we see New York from the water in some rather poor green screen shots. Rachel and Joey are on board.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there.]
Ross: (To Rachel) Hey are you getting Monica and Chandler an engagement present?
Ross: Ohh, these are pretty good.
Phoebe: Are there anymore from the good batch? Cause we could just work off of those.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's party. Mr. Geller and a friend are questioning Richard while Ross observes.]
[Scene: The Dry Cleaners, Joey and Phoebe are entering to see if his picture is on the wall.]
[Scene: The Gym, Chandler and Mr. Geller are heading for the whirlpool room.]
Monica: Im sick of the signs! Its too fast, Im happy the way things are!
Joey: What are you doing?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishing watching the first episode of Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. Joey is of course Mac.]
Monica: Wh-what are we gonna tell him?
Rachel: What are you gonna do Pheebs?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch.]
Joey: Well, these really are the days of our lives.
Ross: Okay! Ho-ho! We did not steal your thunder because we are not getting back together!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there.]
Phoebe: I dont know why I was so nervous about this. And I dont know why Frank and Alice are always complaining. This is so easy.
Terry: Here are the audition scenes. (Holds out the script.)
Rachel: Hi! Tag. What are you doing here?
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Ross are there.]
Ross: Uhh, those are tacos.
Ross: Well, y'know, these people are pros. They know what they're doing, they take their time, they get the job done.
Ross: Well, Chandler and I are in a bar
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are still giving away all of their secrets.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other.]
Chandler: Are you kidding? Okay, Ill give you a hint; Ill give you a hint. (Points to his glasses.)
Chandler: What are you guys doing?
Monica: Thats not true, there are great pictures of us!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are going through a bunch of pictures as Chandler enters.]
Joey: Okay. (Reading.) "It's a typical New York City apartment. Two guys are hanging out." Ross (Points to him.)
Joey: Hey, you dont even live here anymore! What are you doing answering my phone? I have my machine!
Ross: Hey, divorced men are not bad men!
Rachel: Hi Joey! What are you doing here?
Rachel: Hey, listen umm, what-what are you doing tonight?
Chandler: Oh my God! Those are my bedroom eyes?! Why did you ever sleep with me?
Monica: I dont know! Time to kiss a guy maybe?! (Ross laughs.) What are you laughing at Pampers? (He stops laughing and glares at her.)
[Scene: A Portrait Studio, Chandler and Monica are still trying to get the picture taken.]
Rachel: Barbara! Hi, how are you? (Listens) Uh-huh. (Listens) No, I understand. Yeah. Oh, oh, come on, no, I'm fine. Don't be silly. Yeah... oh, but you know, if-if anything else opens up, pleaHello? Hello? (hangs up phone, very depressed)
Monica: Are you okay?
Monica: (seeing him approach) Hey! There you are!
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Phoebe are there.]
Ross: Well, I dont think we are gonna have that problem, but maybe thats just because I am not emotionally unavailable!
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are finishing watching Die Hard on video.]
Joey: What are you talking about? Bitch.
Monica: What are you doing?
[Scene: The apartment in the listing, the guys are checking it out. There's one problem though, it's roughly the size of this computer screen. As they enter Joey lets out a whistle.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there.]
Rachel: How come you are?!
Phoebe: What are you talking about?