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Chandler: (looking around) Did I go to this school?
Donny Osmond: Yeah! Welcome, it is Soap Opera week here on Pyramid, let's meet our contestants. First, Gene Lester is a database specialist, he's gonna be playing with "Days of Our Life's" star Joey Tribbiani! (Joey's amazed at the place and he keeps looking around till he realizes the audience is applauding him)
Joey: (to Gene) I know it could be intimidating for regular people to be around celebrities but... relax, I'm just like you! (pause) Only better looking and richer.
Roy: Ok, ok, ladies! Can I have your attention, please? (pause) Did someone call for the long arm of the law? (He extends his arm from around his crotch and then upward and outward, towards Phoebe) I should warn you, I have a concealed weapon! (Puts his hands over his crotch) I hope you're familiar with the States penal code, ok, ok, enough teasing. Now for some pleasing!
Phoebe: Oh yeah, okay. I'm uptight. Yeah, that's why I don't want to watch a middle aged guy dance around in what I can only assume is a child halloween costume! (turns to look at Monica and Rachel who look like they feel very sorry for the stripper)
Chandler: ADRIENNE TURNER!! (A girl behind them turns around)
Rachel: Yeah, Rachel. And this (points to Monica) is Ross' sister, Monica. We met at Thanksgiving. (looks around the room as if searching for something more interesting to do).
(Cut to Chandler. He's walking around looking for Ross. He sees him kissing a girl next to a vending machine)
Rachel: (She considers it for a second) Yeah okay. (She puts her hands around his neck and they start kissing again)
[Scene: Monica's apartment. The stripper is sitting at the kitchen table. Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are standing around him]
(they sit down and Roy plays "You Make Me Feel" by Sylvester on his boom box, and starts... With his back towards the girls, he starts waving his hands, then backs towards the girls slapping his butt, then swings it around, and makes thrusting pelvic movements in front of Phoebe. He dances around the tables in between all the girls, and gets back into the kitchen part of the room. He then tears off one of his sleeves and throws it towards Monica and Rachel, who fight over who gets it. He then tears off his other sleeve and moves it back and forth between his legs, getting closer to Phoebe.)
Joey: Where? (looking around)
Phoebe: (looking around) She mustve left.
Phoebe: A little. (She turns around and looks up.) (To the universe) Now youre talking.
Ross: Of course! Uh yeah, she and I would talk all the time in-in (Rachel pokes her head in and starts to look around) the laundry room. (Pushes Rachel out of the way.)
Amy: Seriously? Its.. its just these rooms? <moves hands around motioning 'just these rooms'> <To Ross> I thought you were a doctor.
[Another set of flashbacks begin with Episode 521: The One With The Ball, Joey and Ross are throwing a ball around.]
Rachel: Oh, please, Ross it was so obvious! It was like you were marking your territory. I mean you might have well have just come in and peed all around my desk!
Joey: Check it out. (He turns around, pulls down his pants, and shows Phoebe that hes got panties on.) How much of a man am I?!
(Ross continues to climb down. He puts his other foot further down on Joeys torso, but that doesnt work very well and hes forced to wrap his legs around Joey. Which then forces Joey to get a nice and close view of Rosss crotch.)
Joey: Well whats fun about that? You expect me to be the host of a boring game thats just people standing around answering questions?
Ross: No, Monicas restaurant got a horrible review in the Post. (They all gasp.) I didnt want her to see it, so I ran around the neighborhood and bought all the copies I could find. (He hands the paper to Phoebe and they all read it.)
Cashier: (looking at the completed address card) Oh, I love your neighborhood. Theres a great gym right around the corner from your building.
The A.D: Yeah, we loves em. Ive never seen him with(He gets a whiff of Joey and starts smelling around.)
Monica: Okay. (When Phoebe turns around Monica runs out into the hall after Mrs. Green.) Mrs. Green! Okay Im really sorry!! Im apologizing for the(She trips and falls down the stairs.) (Pause) Okay, I bit my tongue, but Im still really sorry!
Amy turns around to Phoebe: Emma, Ross wants you.
[Scene: The slot machines, we see some guy not having any luck. Both Phoebe and the Lurker are lurking him and each stick their heads around the corner at different times This is all set to that Pink Panther song. Finally the guy gives up and walks past the lurker's position, thus giving her the advantage. She scurries in and quickly drops a coin in the slot before Phoebe gets there. Phoebe arrives slightly later and pulls the arm just after the lurker deposits the coin and wins.]
(Theres applause as Helena turns around and its Kathleen Turner.)
Joey: (He looks around the room) This isnt the right room, sorry folks. (leaves)
Joey: (entering) Hey. (Ross turns to see who it is, and seeing its Joey he just ignores him and turns back around.) Ross, I know youre pissed at me, but we have to talk about this.
(Joey walks in and looks around. He's trying to find a Mike for Phoebe)
Rachel: (looking around) Who are you talking too? Oh, youre kidding! Oh, its a joke! (Laughs.) Its funny. Its funny. I dont get it. (Joey doesnt say any thing and Rachel realizes its not a joke.) Oh. (Pause) Okay. Umm I-I uh, wow. Are you uh How did umm When?
Joey: Look Phoebe I'm so sorry! Hey, look, if you don't like this guy I can find you a better one. (Looks around) Mike!! Mike!!
Joey: Hey, this girl won't turn around and I can't tell whether she's hot or not, what do you think?
Joey: hot not hot (she turns around) Hot!
Chandler: So if Monica's not around, then I'm not good enough to raise Emma?
Rachel: so basically you've slept with all the woman in New York and now you're just going around again.
Chandler: (Chandler looking confused) Honey why am I watching a bunch of sharks swimming around.
Ross: YAY! (He continues the happiness with her by dancing around) quick thing, I went to talk to Mike.
Phoebe: HEY! Mike called were going out again! YAY! YAY! (She dances around with happiness)
Monica:: Ok (sits down next to him) This is how much I love you. (She presses play then puts her arm around Chandler's neck.)
[Scene: Unitel Video, Studio 55, Joey's telethon, he is being shown around by the stage director.]
<Amy pushes Rachel and Monica goes berserk and runs around the table>
Phoebe: I mean... (David kisses Phoebe on the cheek, makes his way to the door and turns around again)
(Ross turns around and walks back to Ben.)
RACHEL: Oh, around 8:30?
[Scene change back an forth: Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica's on the other end of the line. The phone's speaker is turned on, so the rest of the gang, sitting around the phone, can hear Chandler.]
Chandler: Good, God's speed, good people! (he starts to close the door, turns around and sees Wendy) You're not gonna go?
Monica: Well uh, you and I are just goofing around, I thought, why not just goof around with him.
Mike: Well I've got a book around...
Chandler: (looks around) Here just...take this. (Hands her the sweater.)
Monica: Yeah. (They kiss and as she starts to leave, Chandler starts to dance. Without turning around:) Don't do the dance.
Joey: Fine. (looks around, then focuses on Monica)
Mike: Hey, when did we become one of those couples whose lives revolve around their rats?
Gavin: You don't mind? (puts it around her neck) Well, what do you know, it fits!
Chandler: I am not working. There's not much to do around here!
Rachel: So I'll bring her by around seven? Is that okay?
Ross: It isn't ridiculous, look around! No one's here!
Ross: Let me ask you something, at your school was there a like uh a place on campus where students went to uh, fool around.
Rachel: Well, I'll probably be back to pick her up around six, but she's in the bedroom all ready to go. But she did actually fall back to sleep, so...
Rachel: She was just crawling around and she found him, so I just let her sleep with him. That's all right? Isn't it?
Joey: (smiling)Look who's coming around!
Chandler: (looking around at the others)I'll ask. (To Ross) Boohaki?
Chandler: (looks around) I'll take this one too (to Ross) Uh ... Mommy?
Monica: ooohh... hey! Wanna stick around and I'll whip you up some dinner?
Phoebe: What a beautiful night to be running around the street, looking for tickets. And the wind sure made it fun.
Phoebe: (she takes the bowl from Rachel's hands and she starts running around the room and yelling) OOOOOHHHHH!
Joey: You're fine, ok? But everyone else acts like an idiot around famous people!
Monica: Who do you wanna fool around with?
Ross: Oh, I've gotten into the habit of calling Rachel "Mommy" when we're around Emma. Which I now realize we are not ...
Rachel: Do you think it's possible for two friends to fool around and... and not have it be a big deal?
Monica: Who? Who do you know that are friends that just fool around?
Ross: (sounds excited) Hi you guys! what's going on, you... you guys wanna hang out...or...? (Looks around the room nervously) do you...do you guys hear a buzzing?
[Scene: The theater. Chandler is sitting in the otherwise empty front row, looking around nervously]
Phoebe: Monica, you might want to remember that you are married. Where is Chandler anyway? (Looks around)
Monica: You wanna fool around with Joey?
Charlie: It's a... It's good to meet you! Thank you so much for taking the time out to show me around.
Rachel: Really?! Arent you sweet! I gotta tell you though, I am, I am having the hardest time placing you. Oh-oh hang on! Did we umm, did we fool around at Lance Davis graduation party?
Rachel: Who (looks around)?
Ross: What? (turns around to look at Rachel)
(Joey stares around dumbly looking for the "talking pigeon")
(Rachel just stands there staring at Joey and Charlie in silence. After a while, Ross turns around and sees them.)
Phoebe: Ok. Do we have to talk like that then they're not around? (She sees Rachel) Oh, no, no! Listen, is there someone who can fill in for me?
Phoebe: (watching around and whispering) Ok, are they listening?
Charlie: Well, for one, he was talking about paintings that were nowhere around.
Charlie: (talking to Ross) I feel like I owe you an explanation. I don't ordinarily go around kissing guys at parties. I'm... well, I'm kind of embarrassed. I really hope you don't think less of me.
Chandler: You sure you don't wanna stick around a little longer?
Rachel: Arghh!! (She quickly hangs up the phone and starts to pace around wondering what to do.)
Monica: (turns around and she's quite shocked) Excuse me?
Rachel: ...I really don't... (looks around again)
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr. Long is checking on Rachel.]
David: (turns around) Hi Mike!
Joey: Yep. I just, I just watched her sleep for like hours, just breathing in and breathing out. And then I knew she was dreaming cause, cause her eyes keep going like this. (He closes his eyes and moves them around, kinda like hes been processed by the devil, or something.)
(Rachel turns around and sees Chandler and Monica arriving)
[Scene: The hall, full of paleontologists. Rachel and Joey are walking around]
Rachel: There's no room under the bed. (looks around because she can't find Joey anymore)
Monica: How could you mess this up? It's so easy? You go into the booth, you count to five and you turn around!!
Joey: (turns around very fast) I like although!
Monica: Well, I was dancing around, and singing "No Woman, No Cry" and I got stuck.
Phoebe: Well, that's not good. But you know, I can move some stuff around, and I'll be there. You and Alice just take the whole day together.
Gary: Yeah, we took a little stroll in the park and no one was around, so
Ross: Alright, ok, let's do it. (Ross sits down at the desk and they all gather around him) Uhm, I know we start by discussing the shortcomings of carbon dating... uhm, and then, then I move on to what is clearly the defining moment of the Mesozoic era, the breakup of Pangea, hello! (Rachel and Joey look confused) And then, there's the... eh... there's the overview of the Triassic.
Joey: All right, turn around, I got to get a look at this thing.
Rachel: Well, it was good.. until we got back to our apartment, and then we were fooling around and he started to put his hand up my leg and I kept slapping it away!
Rachel: (on tape) (Ross hands her a glass of wine) I cannot believe that I did this. Especially after Monica just went on and on and on about it! (Mimicking Monica) "Okay Rachel! Here are the invitations Rachel! Now be very careful Rachel! Please, drinking no liquids around the invitations Rachel!" (She tilts her wine glass above and moves it back and forth across the invitations) Whoa oh! Oh-oh-oh! Oh oh-oh-oh
Chandler: You do know, I can just turn them the other way around, right?
(He turns around frantically from side to side.)
Rachel: (panics, turns around, picks up the phone, and pretend to talk on it) Hello?! (Listens) Oh, yeah! (To Tag) This is gonna be a while. Excuse me. (Tag leaves and she closes the door behind him, disgustedly.) Yeah!
Chandler: Kinda... you know, sneaking around, having to hide from you guys...
Phoebe: (turns around) Um, that's it. No. Hey! You! J. Crew guy. Yeah. Why have you been following me? I mean, all week long everywhere I look there's you.
Phoebe: Oh, I'm just so exhausted from dragging around this... (she shows her ring) HUGE engagement ring!
(There's a couple of seconds of silence. Then Chandler looks around...)