words in movies
Joey: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) What are you talking about? The auditions not til 5:00! (Chandler suddenly remembers and looks at the unfinished message then tries to sneak over and finish it as Joey listens.) Well, nobody told me! (Listens) Whod you talk to? (Listens and turns around to see Chandler trying to finish the message.) Nevermind! (Hangs up.)
Joey: How could you do this to me Chandler?! This part couldve turned my whole career around!
Chandler: Oh, yeah, easy for you to say, you don't have to walk around sporting some reject from the Mr. T collection. [Joey walks in behind Chandler]
Chandler: I pity the fool who puts on my jewelry, I do, I do. I pity the fool that. . . [turns around and sees Joey] Hi!
Chandler: Y'know, I don't know if you've ever looked up the term goofing around in the dictionary Well, I have, and the technical definition is, two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together. But if you have this new fangled dictionary that gets you made at me, then we have to, y'know, get you my original dictionary. I am so bad at this.
Phoebe: (looking around) Whos cell phone is that? Its just so annoying; everywhere you go.
Rachel: Honey, its not just a matter of where you put it. I mean a baby changes everything. They cry all the time. I mean imagine bringing home some girl and trying to score when theres a screaming baby around.
Joey: Look, if Im bringing home a woman who cant stand being around a baby, then maybe I dont want to be with that woman! Or maybe well just do it in the bathroom of the club!
Phoebe: (nonchalantly glancing) Hey. (Turns back around.) Wow! (Looks up.) Well done.
Chandler: Yeah, oh, but I just keep picturing you rolling around with him with your cowboy boots in the air...
(They both get up and Monica expects Joey to take the lead, but he doesnt, and they fumble around for a little bit.)
Ross: (covering with his hand Chandler's face, like pretending he's not there) (to Monica) There're these two professors who are joining my department and I have to meet them here and show them around campus.
[Time Lapse, dinner has ended for everyone except Joey who looks like to have finished the turkey, until he turns the plate around and reveals he only ate one side.]
Chandler: (spinning around looking for him) I dont think you did a very thorough job!
Phoebe: Monica, I'm sorry I didn't come by last night. I was out with Gary; he let me ride around with him in his cop car. We saw and prevented crimes.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is looking around the shop as Phoebe returns from getting some more coffee.]
Phoebe: This is completely normal, around the fourth month your hormones start going crazy.
Ross: Baby got back (Then Ross turns around and sees their friends standing in the doorway)
(She lets her hair down and whips her hair around in Baywatch-esque slow motion with a Barry White song in the background. Chandler needless to say cant help but stare along with the rest of the male and lesbian population of North America.)
Rachel: You know what? Ive been thinking about it. Im really coming around on the name Ruth. I think I would actually consider naming our child that.
Ross: (entering) Well hey! Whats going on? Ooh, cool boat(Sees why the boats there)Oh, no. (Averts his eyes by looking around the room) (To Rachel) Hey, did you, did you tell them?
Ross: No I-I-I would love to be around for you and the baby. And we-we can just try it like on a temporary basis.
Chandler: Yes! And look, now that I know if I got some extra stuff lying around can we, can we share the closet.
Ross: Yeah! I know! It was. Oh the only sad thing is I wasnt around when it happened for the first time.
<Joey is walking around looking worried. >
(He exits and starts to walk away, passes a window, stops, and says "Rachel?!" again. Joey sighs and turns around to face Gunther.)
Phoebe: (looking around) She mustve left.
Phoebe: Well, maybe we will. (Starts to walk away.) Oh! (She turns around and the exchange information.)
Monica: No, no its going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably dont say it enough, but I love you. (Pretends to cry hoping her parents will join her.) When I look around this room, Im-Im saddened by the thought of those who could not be here with us. Nana, my beloved grandmother who would so want to be here, but she cant because shes dead. As is our dog Chi-Chi. I mean look how cute she is. (Holds up the picture and pretends to cry again). Was. (To an old man by the stage.) Do me a favor and pass this to my parents. Remember shes dead. Okay, her and Nana, gone. Wow! Hey does anybody remember when Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? (Chandler covers his ears) Didnt see that? No movie fans?! You want to hear something sad? The other day I was watching 60 Minutes these orphans in Romania, who have been so neglected, they were incapable of love. (Waits for people to cry, but doesnt get any tears.) You people are made of stone! Heres to mom and dad! Whatever!
Jim: We have. Maybe well be seeing each other at dinner tomorrow night, say around 8 oclock?
Ross: Of course! Uh yeah, she and I would talk all the time in-in (Rachel pokes her head in and starts to look around) the laundry room. (Pushes Rachel out of the way.)
Phoebe: A little. (She turns around and looks up.) (To the universe) Now youre talking.
(Ross continues to climb down. He puts his other foot further down on Joeys torso, but that doesnt work very well and hes forced to wrap his legs around Joey. Which then forces Joey to get a nice and close view of Rosss crotch.)
Rachel: Oh, please, Ross it was so obvious! It was like you were marking your territory. I mean you might have well have just come in and peed all around my desk!
Amy: Seriously? Its.. its just these rooms? <moves hands around motioning 'just these rooms'> <To Ross> I thought you were a doctor.
[Another set of flashbacks begin with Episode 521: The One With The Ball, Joey and Ross are throwing a ball around.]
Joey: Check it out. (He turns around, pulls down his pants, and shows Phoebe that hes got panties on.) How much of a man am I?!
Cashier: (looking at the completed address card) Oh, I love your neighborhood. Theres a great gym right around the corner from your building.
Ross: No, Monicas restaurant got a horrible review in the Post. (They all gasp.) I didnt want her to see it, so I ran around the neighborhood and bought all the copies I could find. (He hands the paper to Phoebe and they all read it.)
Joey: Well whats fun about that? You expect me to be the host of a boring game thats just people standing around answering questions?
[Scene: The slot machines, we see some guy not having any luck. Both Phoebe and the Lurker are lurking him and each stick their heads around the corner at different times This is all set to that Pink Panther song. Finally the guy gives up and walks past the lurker's position, thus giving her the advantage. She scurries in and quickly drops a coin in the slot before Phoebe gets there. Phoebe arrives slightly later and pulls the arm just after the lurker deposits the coin and wins.]
The A.D: Yeah, we loves em. Ive never seen him with(He gets a whiff of Joey and starts smelling around.)
Monica: Okay. (When Phoebe turns around Monica runs out into the hall after Mrs. Green.) Mrs. Green! Okay Im really sorry!! Im apologizing for the(She trips and falls down the stairs.) (Pause) Okay, I bit my tongue, but Im still really sorry!
Amy turns around to Phoebe: Emma, Ross wants you.
Joey: Look Phoebe I'm so sorry! Hey, look, if you don't like this guy I can find you a better one. (Looks around) Mike!! Mike!!
(Theres applause as Helena turns around and its Kathleen Turner.)
Rachel: (looking around) Who are you talking too? Oh, youre kidding! Oh, its a joke! (Laughs.) Its funny. Its funny. I dont get it. (Joey doesnt say any thing and Rachel realizes its not a joke.) Oh. (Pause) Okay. Umm I-I uh, wow. Are you uh How did umm When?
Joey: (He looks around the room) This isnt the right room, sorry folks. (leaves)
Joey: (entering) Hey. (Ross turns to see who it is, and seeing its Joey he just ignores him and turns back around.) Ross, I know youre pissed at me, but we have to talk about this.
(Joey walks in and looks around. He's trying to find a Mike for Phoebe)
Joey: hot not hot (she turns around) Hot!
Chandler: So if Monica's not around, then I'm not good enough to raise Emma?
Joey: Hey, this girl won't turn around and I can't tell whether she's hot or not, what do you think?
Rachel: so basically you've slept with all the woman in New York and now you're just going around again.
Ross: YAY! (He continues the happiness with her by dancing around) quick thing, I went to talk to Mike.
Chandler: (Chandler looking confused) Honey why am I watching a bunch of sharks swimming around.
Phoebe: HEY! Mike called were going out again! YAY! YAY! (She dances around with happiness)
Monica:: Ok (sits down next to him) This is how much I love you. (She presses play then puts her arm around Chandler's neck.)
RACHEL: Oh, around 8:30?
<Amy pushes Rachel and Monica goes berserk and runs around the table>
Phoebe: I mean... (David kisses Phoebe on the cheek, makes his way to the door and turns around again)
[Scene: Unitel Video, Studio 55, Joey's telethon, he is being shown around by the stage director.]
[Scene change back an forth: Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica's on the other end of the line. The phone's speaker is turned on, so the rest of the gang, sitting around the phone, can hear Chandler.]
Chandler: Good, God's speed, good people! (he starts to close the door, turns around and sees Wendy) You're not gonna go?
(Ross turns around and walks back to Ben.)
Monica: Well uh, you and I are just goofing around, I thought, why not just goof around with him.
Gavin: You don't mind? (puts it around her neck) Well, what do you know, it fits!
Joey: Fine. (looks around, then focuses on Monica)
Mike: Hey, when did we become one of those couples whose lives revolve around their rats?
Chandler: (looks around) Here just...take this. (Hands her the sweater.)
Monica: Yeah. (They kiss and as she starts to leave, Chandler starts to dance. Without turning around:) Don't do the dance.
Rachel: So I'll bring her by around seven? Is that okay?
Mike: Well I've got a book around...
Chandler: (looks around) I'll take this one too (to Ross) Uh ... Mommy?
Rachel: Well, I'll probably be back to pick her up around six, but she's in the bedroom all ready to go. But she did actually fall back to sleep, so...
Chandler: I am not working. There's not much to do around here!
Ross: Let me ask you something, at your school was there a like uh a place on campus where students went to uh, fool around.
Rachel: She was just crawling around and she found him, so I just let her sleep with him. That's all right? Isn't it?
Ross: It isn't ridiculous, look around! No one's here!
Joey: (smiling)Look who's coming around!
Chandler: (looking around at the others)I'll ask. (To Ross) Boohaki?
Phoebe: What a beautiful night to be running around the street, looking for tickets. And the wind sure made it fun.
Phoebe: (she takes the bowl from Rachel's hands and she starts running around the room and yelling) OOOOOHHHHH!
Monica: Who do you wanna fool around with?
Monica: ooohh... hey! Wanna stick around and I'll whip you up some dinner?
Ross: Oh, I've gotten into the habit of calling Rachel "Mommy" when we're around Emma. Which I now realize we are not ...
Rachel: Do you think it's possible for two friends to fool around and... and not have it be a big deal?
Monica: You wanna fool around with Joey?
Monica: Who? Who do you know that are friends that just fool around?
Joey: You're fine, ok? But everyone else acts like an idiot around famous people!
Charlie: It's a... It's good to meet you! Thank you so much for taking the time out to show me around.
Ross: (sounds excited) Hi you guys! what's going on, you... you guys wanna hang out...or...? (Looks around the room nervously) do you...do you guys hear a buzzing?
Rachel: Really?! Arent you sweet! I gotta tell you though, I am, I am having the hardest time placing you. Oh-oh hang on! Did we umm, did we fool around at Lance Davis graduation party?
Ross: What? (turns around to look at Rachel)
[Scene: The theater. Chandler is sitting in the otherwise empty front row, looking around nervously]
Phoebe: Monica, you might want to remember that you are married. Where is Chandler anyway? (Looks around)
Rachel: ...I really don't... (looks around again)
Rachel: Who (looks around)?
Phoebe: Ok. Do we have to talk like that then they're not around? (She sees Rachel) Oh, no, no! Listen, is there someone who can fill in for me?
Phoebe: (watching around and whispering) Ok, are they listening?
Charlie: Well, for one, he was talking about paintings that were nowhere around.
(Rachel turns around and sees Chandler and Monica arriving)
[Scene: The hall, full of paleontologists. Rachel and Joey are walking around]
Rachel: There's no room under the bed. (looks around because she can't find Joey anymore)