words in movies
[Scene: Classroom. Joey is writing his name on the board, but turns around before hes done which causes him to write his name with a downward curve, and he then underlines it, and draws the line right through his name.]
Dr. Green: (interrupting him) I know!! Its a museum! What, youre the only one around here who can make a joke! At least mine was funny. Ah, waiter, we will have two lobsters and a menu. (nods at Ross, and mouths I dont know to the waiter.)
(they go into Monica and Rachels, and see Phoebe hopping around.)
<Joey is walking around looking worried. >
Monica: No, no its going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably dont say it enough, but I love you. (Pretends to cry hoping her parents will join her.) When I look around this room, Im-Im saddened by the thought of those who could not be here with us. Nana, my beloved grandmother who would so want to be here, but she cant because shes dead. As is our dog Chi-Chi. I mean look how cute she is. (Holds up the picture and pretends to cry again). Was. (To an old man by the stage.) Do me a favor and pass this to my parents. Remember shes dead. Okay, her and Nana, gone. Wow! Hey does anybody remember when Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? (Chandler covers his ears) Didnt see that? No movie fans?! You want to hear something sad? The other day I was watching 60 Minutes these orphans in Romania, who have been so neglected, they were incapable of love. (Waits for people to cry, but doesnt get any tears.) You people are made of stone! Heres to mom and dad! Whatever!
Jim: We have. Maybe well be seeing each other at dinner tomorrow night, say around 8 oclock?
Phoebe: Well, maybe we will. (Starts to walk away.) Oh! (She turns around and the exchange information.)
Phoebe: (looking around) She mustve left.
Phoebe: A little. (She turns around and looks up.) (To the universe) Now youre talking.
Ross: Of course! Uh yeah, she and I would talk all the time in-in (Rachel pokes her head in and starts to look around) the laundry room. (Pushes Rachel out of the way.)
Amy: Seriously? Its.. its just these rooms? <moves hands around motioning 'just these rooms'> <To Ross> I thought you were a doctor.
[Another set of flashbacks begin with Episode 521: The One With The Ball, Joey and Ross are throwing a ball around.]
Rachel: Oh, please, Ross it was so obvious! It was like you were marking your territory. I mean you might have well have just come in and peed all around my desk!
Joey: Check it out. (He turns around, pulls down his pants, and shows Phoebe that hes got panties on.) How much of a man am I?!
(Ross continues to climb down. He puts his other foot further down on Joeys torso, but that doesnt work very well and hes forced to wrap his legs around Joey. Which then forces Joey to get a nice and close view of Rosss crotch.)
Joey: Well whats fun about that? You expect me to be the host of a boring game thats just people standing around answering questions?
Ross: No, Monicas restaurant got a horrible review in the Post. (They all gasp.) I didnt want her to see it, so I ran around the neighborhood and bought all the copies I could find. (He hands the paper to Phoebe and they all read it.)
Cashier: (looking at the completed address card) Oh, I love your neighborhood. Theres a great gym right around the corner from your building.
The A.D: Yeah, we loves em. Ive never seen him with(He gets a whiff of Joey and starts smelling around.)
Monica: Okay. (When Phoebe turns around Monica runs out into the hall after Mrs. Green.) Mrs. Green! Okay Im really sorry!! Im apologizing for the(She trips and falls down the stairs.) (Pause) Okay, I bit my tongue, but Im still really sorry!
Amy turns around to Phoebe: Emma, Ross wants you.
[Scene: The slot machines, we see some guy not having any luck. Both Phoebe and the Lurker are lurking him and each stick their heads around the corner at different times This is all set to that Pink Panther song. Finally the guy gives up and walks past the lurker's position, thus giving her the advantage. She scurries in and quickly drops a coin in the slot before Phoebe gets there. Phoebe arrives slightly later and pulls the arm just after the lurker deposits the coin and wins.]
(Theres applause as Helena turns around and its Kathleen Turner.)
Joey: (He looks around the room) This isnt the right room, sorry folks. (leaves)
Joey: (entering) Hey. (Ross turns to see who it is, and seeing its Joey he just ignores him and turns back around.) Ross, I know youre pissed at me, but we have to talk about this.
Rachel: (looking around) Who are you talking too? Oh, youre kidding! Oh, its a joke! (Laughs.) Its funny. Its funny. I dont get it. (Joey doesnt say any thing and Rachel realizes its not a joke.) Oh. (Pause) Okay. Umm I-I uh, wow. Are you uh How did umm When?
[Scene: Unitel Video, Studio 55, Joey's telethon, he is being shown around by the stage director.]
Joey: Look Phoebe I'm so sorry! Hey, look, if you don't like this guy I can find you a better one. (Looks around) Mike!! Mike!!
Joey: Hey, this girl won't turn around and I can't tell whether she's hot or not, what do you think?
Ross: YAY! (He continues the happiness with her by dancing around) quick thing, I went to talk to Mike.
Phoebe: HEY! Mike called were going out again! YAY! YAY! (She dances around with happiness)
Monica:: Ok (sits down next to him) This is how much I love you. (She presses play then puts her arm around Chandler's neck.)
Phoebe: I mean... (David kisses Phoebe on the cheek, makes his way to the door and turns around again)
<Amy pushes Rachel and Monica goes berserk and runs around the table>
RACHEL: Oh, around 8:30?
(Joey walks in and looks around. He's trying to find a Mike for Phoebe)
Joey: hot not hot (she turns around) Hot!
Chandler: So if Monica's not around, then I'm not good enough to raise Emma?
Rachel: so basically you've slept with all the woman in New York and now you're just going around again.
Chandler: (Chandler looking confused) Honey why am I watching a bunch of sharks swimming around.
[Scene change back an forth: Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica's on the other end of the line. The phone's speaker is turned on, so the rest of the gang, sitting around the phone, can hear Chandler.]
Chandler: Good, God's speed, good people! (he starts to close the door, turns around and sees Wendy) You're not gonna go?
(Ross turns around and walks back to Ben.)
Gavin: You don't mind? (puts it around her neck) Well, what do you know, it fits!
Monica: Well uh, you and I are just goofing around, I thought, why not just goof around with him.
Mike: Hey, when did we become one of those couples whose lives revolve around their rats?
Chandler: (looks around) Here just...take this. (Hands her the sweater.)
Monica: Yeah. (They kiss and as she starts to leave, Chandler starts to dance. Without turning around:) Don't do the dance.
Joey: Fine. (looks around, then focuses on Monica)
Chandler: I am not working. There's not much to do around here!
Mike: Well I've got a book around...
Rachel: So I'll bring her by around seven? Is that okay?
Ross: It isn't ridiculous, look around! No one's here!
Rachel: She was just crawling around and she found him, so I just let her sleep with him. That's all right? Isn't it?
Rachel: Well, I'll probably be back to pick her up around six, but she's in the bedroom all ready to go. But she did actually fall back to sleep, so...
Ross: Let me ask you something, at your school was there a like uh a place on campus where students went to uh, fool around.
Joey: (smiling)Look who's coming around!
Chandler: (looking around at the others)I'll ask. (To Ross) Boohaki?
Phoebe: What a beautiful night to be running around the street, looking for tickets. And the wind sure made it fun.
Phoebe: (she takes the bowl from Rachel's hands and she starts running around the room and yelling) OOOOOHHHHH!
Chandler: (looks around) I'll take this one too (to Ross) Uh ... Mommy?
Monica: Who do you wanna fool around with?
Monica: ooohh... hey! Wanna stick around and I'll whip you up some dinner?
Ross: Oh, I've gotten into the habit of calling Rachel "Mommy" when we're around Emma. Which I now realize we are not ...
Rachel: Do you think it's possible for two friends to fool around and... and not have it be a big deal?
Monica: You wanna fool around with Joey?
Monica: Who? Who do you know that are friends that just fool around?
Joey: You're fine, ok? But everyone else acts like an idiot around famous people!
Charlie: It's a... It's good to meet you! Thank you so much for taking the time out to show me around.
Ross: (sounds excited) Hi you guys! what's going on, you... you guys wanna hang out...or...? (Looks around the room nervously) do you...do you guys hear a buzzing?
Rachel: Really?! Arent you sweet! I gotta tell you though, I am, I am having the hardest time placing you. Oh-oh hang on! Did we umm, did we fool around at Lance Davis graduation party?
[Scene: The theater. Chandler is sitting in the otherwise empty front row, looking around nervously]
Phoebe: Monica, you might want to remember that you are married. Where is Chandler anyway? (Looks around)
(Rachel just stands there staring at Joey and Charlie in silence. After a while, Ross turns around and sees them.)
Ross: What? (turns around to look at Rachel)
Rachel: Who (looks around)?
Charlie: (talking to Ross) I feel like I owe you an explanation. I don't ordinarily go around kissing guys at parties. I'm... well, I'm kind of embarrassed. I really hope you don't think less of me.
(Joey stares around dumbly looking for the "talking pigeon")
Phoebe: Ok. Do we have to talk like that then they're not around? (She sees Rachel) Oh, no, no! Listen, is there someone who can fill in for me?
Phoebe: (watching around and whispering) Ok, are they listening?
Charlie: Well, for one, he was talking about paintings that were nowhere around.
Rachel: Arghh!! (She quickly hangs up the phone and starts to pace around wondering what to do.)
Monica: (turns around and she's quite shocked) Excuse me?
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr. Long is checking on Rachel.]
Chandler: You sure you don't wanna stick around a little longer?
Rachel: ...I really don't... (looks around again)
[Scene: The hall, full of paleontologists. Rachel and Joey are walking around]
David: (turns around) Hi Mike!
Joey: Yep. I just, I just watched her sleep for like hours, just breathing in and breathing out. And then I knew she was dreaming cause, cause her eyes keep going like this. (He closes his eyes and moves them around, kinda like hes been processed by the devil, or something.)
(Rachel turns around and sees Chandler and Monica arriving)
Rachel: There's no room under the bed. (looks around because she can't find Joey anymore)
Joey: (turns around very fast) I like although!
Monica: Well, I was dancing around, and singing "No Woman, No Cry" and I got stuck.
Joey: All right, turn around, I got to get a look at this thing.
Phoebe: Well, that's not good. But you know, I can move some stuff around, and I'll be there. You and Alice just take the whole day together.
Gary: Yeah, we took a little stroll in the park and no one was around, so
Ross: Alright, ok, let's do it. (Ross sits down at the desk and they all gather around him) Uhm, I know we start by discussing the shortcomings of carbon dating... uhm, and then, then I move on to what is clearly the defining moment of the Mesozoic era, the breakup of Pangea, hello! (Rachel and Joey look confused) And then, there's the... eh... there's the overview of the Triassic.
Rachel: Well, it was good.. until we got back to our apartment, and then we were fooling around and he started to put his hand up my leg and I kept slapping it away!
Monica: How could you mess this up? It's so easy? You go into the booth, you count to five and you turn around!!
(He turns around frantically from side to side.)
Rachel: (panics, turns around, picks up the phone, and pretend to talk on it) Hello?! (Listens) Oh, yeah! (To Tag) This is gonna be a while. Excuse me. (Tag leaves and she closes the door behind him, disgustedly.) Yeah!
Rachel: (on tape) (Ross hands her a glass of wine) I cannot believe that I did this. Especially after Monica just went on and on and on about it! (Mimicking Monica) "Okay Rachel! Here are the invitations Rachel! Now be very careful Rachel! Please, drinking no liquids around the invitations Rachel!" (She tilts her wine glass above and moves it back and forth across the invitations) Whoa oh! Oh-oh-oh! Oh oh-oh-oh
(There's a couple of seconds of silence. Then Chandler looks around...)