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Ross: Okay. (He leans in to kiss her again, but she leans back preventing him from making contact.) Wow, its-its 5:30 in the morning. (Rachel laughs) So, Id better get cracking on this baby.
Joey: (jumping up in a hole that he is digging, he is shoulder deep) Hey, you guys! Take a look at this! (Chandler and Monica jump up and go over to the hole.) Check this baby out, dug me a hole!
Phoebe: Oh no, Rach, no no, you know youre never supposed to wake a sleeping baby.
Amy: Its such a slap in the face. I'm your sister and you would give your baby to these strangers over me.
Gunther: So I guess Rachel had you baby?
Monica: Alright heres something, it says to try holding the baby close to your body and then swing her rapidly from side to side.
Monica: It worked! Ooh baby baby baby, ooh baby baby baby!
Phoebe: It's so weird seeing Ross and Rachel with a baby. It's just so grown up.
Amy: Okay, how about this, you guys die and the crazy plate lady dies, then do I get the baby?
Ross: Excuse me, I don't mean to be a jerk, but the baby with the rash came in after me.
Rachel: Okay, wow, wow, wow. Watch the tongue people, we've got a baby over here.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachels baby shower is underway. Monica and Phoebe are working in the kitchen.]
Rachel: Ooh, I miss dating. Gettin all dressed up and going to a fancy restaurant. Im not gonna be able to do that for so long, and its so much fun! I mean not that sitting at home worrying about giving birth to a sixteen pound baby is not fun.
Mike: But Rachel I thought she just had a baby with Ross
Phoebe: Okay, okay. Its James Brolin. James Brolin is the father of my baby.
Ross: I know, it�s the first time, we�re leaving the baby and � hey, I know how hard it is for you, but � but Emma is gonna be fine. My mom is gonna be with her. She�s great with kids.
Ross: I would, but I bruise like a peach. Besides, y�you know, everything is gonna be fine. The baby�s sleeping.
Monica: Spend more time with the tie. That�ll make a baby.
Chandler: That was a celebration of life. Alright, look, I�m not gonna do this. Alright, is this really the way you want a baby to be conceived?
Ross: And then Rachel wasn�t sure she could leave the baby.
Rachel: Ross, she still has not noticed that the baby�s sock is on the ground.
Rachel: What...? Too sensitive to take care of our baby?
Ross: (pulls his hand away) Okay! Okay. (To his parents) Look, I, uh- I realise you guys have been wondering what exactly happened between Carol and me, and, so, well, here's the deal. Carol's a lesbian. She's living with a woman named Susan. She's pregnant with my child, and she and Susan are going to raise the baby.
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Sandy is knitting baby clothes. Ross and Rachel walk into the living room.]
Rachel: Yeah.. yeah right.. Remember in high school when I died and didn't give you my baby?
Amy: This might be my one chance to have a baby Rachel. I mean, you know that I have been so busy focusing on my carrer.
Rachel: Sup.. You want to talk supportive? You didn't even come and visit me when I was in the hospital having the baby.
Amy: Do you want to know why you don't want me to have the baby?
Amy: So you're going to give me the baby?
RACHEL: Yeah, yeah.� Phoebe and I are going to have so much fun.� And thank you for watching the baby, by the way.
Rachel: What?! It goes ten times a day! What are we feeding this baby?! Indian food?!
Joey: Hey. Hey look I am still Joey, okay. Flowers theyre just, you know, theyre nice to look at. And that happens to be a picture by a famous artist. Of a famous baby.
Molly: You mean, when you were a baby.
Monica: They've elected me to talk to you about the baby talk - it's not so good.
Rachel: Wow! I cant believe thats our baby.
Ross: (to the guard) Dont sweat it, Ive got this section covered. Yeah, in fact Ive got this little baby (Turns on a mini-flashlight) to shine in peoples eye(The guard walks away)Okay, see you later.
Joey: So whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! What are you gonna do? Youre gonna have the baby and-and raise it by yourself without a husband?! You cant be a single mother alone! Youre gonna ruin your life!
Ross: I am the guy who�s taking care of our baby while you�re out at bars meeting guys!
Monica: I don't know. I mean, I guess having sex in front of a baby isn't so...
Rachel: Listen, my mum is not bringing the baby back until nine o� clock. So I was hoping you and I could have achance to kind of talk� somebody here?
Monica: Hey, you better hope that we're pregnant, because one way or another, we're giving a baby back to Rachel.
Chandler: All right, all right, we were. We were trying to make a baby. Monica's ovulating.
Chandler: It�s like a baby caterpillar chasing its mama!
Monica: Honey, we've been trying to have a baby for over a year. I think it's a good idea to find out if everything's ok. Just a few routine tests.
Monica: And it could be soon. I mean, think about it: right now, somewhere out there (they go look through the window) our baby could be being conceived.
Joey: Yeah, I guess it is. (sees Kate is watching, he turns Lauren so that he can talk directly to Kate, but still look like he is talking to Lauren) Listen, I ah, I gotta say good bye, and-and I gotta say it quick cause this is killing me. One thing you gotta know, is that I will never forget you. But, youve got things you have to do now, and so do I. And so Im gonna get on this spaceship, (smoke starts pouring in from the ceiling, and a ladder comes down, with flashing, colored lights on the side of it) and Im gonna go to Blargon 7 in search of alternative fuels. But when I return, 200 years from now, youll be long gone. But I wont have aged at all. (gets on the ladder) So you tell your great-great-granddaughter to look me up, because Adrienne, baby, Im gonna want to meet her.
Stranger: And it is annoying when parents put their baby on the phone...
Chandler: (Slightly panicky) Yeah, but what if it's not? What if there is a reason why we can't have a baby?
Dr. Green: Ill never understand you lesbians. (To Rachel) So baby, tell me what is new with you.
Chandler: So, how would you like to have a baby that's half yours and half his!
Chandler: You wouldn't know if Jeanette's planning on keeping her baby, would ya?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets. They each have one baby.]
Chandler: (to Ross) Dont try to sway her. (To Monica) (Softly) Im your only chance to have a baby. Okay, lets go.
Dr. Green: Oh come on! Dont be such a baby! (Goes after him)
Chandler (to Monica): We have to get out of here, baby!
Rachel: Yeah baby, I'll show you how we do it!
Joey: Youre ready to have a baby? My boys all grown up!
Ross: (a little confused) Okay, um... I don't want her watching our baby.
Ross: Ask them if it would be faster if we cut the baby’s face off the penis, so we can put it on the bunny. (pause). That is a weird sentence!
Rachel: Ross, what are you talking about? (she sees the cake) oh! Oh my God! They put my baby’s face on a penis!
Joey: I gotta a lot of nice stuff to say about you guys, ok? And I know how much you wanna have a baby, you know, and I would love to help you get one.
Rachel: (Emma starts crying in the other room) Oh sorry, hold on. Let me just check on the baby!
Rachel: So how is the uhm... baby styling business going?
Amy: Since today... I am going to be a baby stylist.
Rachel: Oh, Pheebs, baby, that's nice but, you know what, I think I'm ok. Why don't you give it to one of your other single girlfriends?
Benjamin: No! I'm sorry, we were looking for "Baby It's You". Baby It's You.
Monica: Is that that couple on the first floor? Because we should get a baby before them. Yeah! That guy tried to sell me drugs. (Laura looks shocked)
Joey: Hey, is this person who decides whether or not you... get a baby?
Rachel: Oh, don't be such a baby!
Rachel: No Phoebe, I am not letting you put makeup on my baby!
Monica: Now we just have to wait for a call and... and someone tells us there's a baby waiting for us. Oh...
Phoebe: Well, I wanna enter her in a baby beauty pageant.
Monica: Yep, we're gonna meet the lady who could be carrying our baby.
Phoebe: We can't leave now! There was this one baby, Haley, who was favourite to win and she got croup, so she had to stay home! This competition just blew wide open, folks!
Monica: WE'RE GETTING A BABY!
Monica: You know, I know that things could still go wrong but if they don't? If this works out, we're gonna have a baby Chandler, a baby!
Monica: I can't believe they called, and we're actually getting a baby. (she kisses Chandler)
Phoebe: What are you gonna name the baby?
Joey: I can't believe it. When you guys come back, you're gonna have a baby! That is so weird!
Ross: (he takes a baby blue beret out of a shopping box and puts it on) How does this look?
Monica: Oh my God, it's gonna WORK! We're gonna make it work! I'm gonna be a mummy and (to Chandler) you're gonna be a daddy! All right, I'll see you suckers. I'm gonna get me... A BABY! {she leaves)
Chandler: Plus I thought the baby would be in good hands with a doctor!
Monica: I mean, who knows how long it's gonna take for someone else to give us a baby? What if, what if no one ever picks us?
Erica: I was wondering you both have such serious jobs. (to Monica) Would you have time to take care of a baby and your flock?
Chandler: Monica, I want a baby too, but this woman is giving away her child. She deserves to know who it's going to. Monica: (realizes Chandler is right. She's almost crying) okay, right. (They hug)
Monica: (very emotional) Because... We may not be who she thinks we are but no-one will ever love that baby more than us.
Erica: Yeah. It's a sonogram they took of the baby last week. I thought you might want to see it. (gives it to Monica, who looks at it for a long time, and then shows it to Chandler)
Monica: It says “Do it!”. And behold she did adopt onto them a baby. And it was good.
Chandler: You have every reason to be upset. We did lie. But only because we've been waiting and trying to have a baby for so long. Now we don't know how long it's gonna be before we can get another chance again.
Erica: Giving you my baby? You think I'd give you my child after this?
Monica: Yeah, but the important thing to know about us, is how much we would care for this little baby. (holds up the sonogram)
Ross: I know, and with the baby coming?
Chandler: You still want that baby?
Monica: Joey. Erica, baby!
RACHEL: Well, we're not here to meet guys.� You have a boyfriend, I have a b. . . baby and a Ross.
Monica: When we found out that we're gonna get this baby, Chandler and I started talking and we decided that we didn't want to raise a kid in the city.
Monica: And a baby...
Monica: Well, I want he baby to come out all cute and fat!
Monica: Everyone. Erica, baby!
Chandler: That's what we were gonna name the baby.
Monica: I want you to meet someone really special. Phoebe, this is Erica. And this is the baby!
Monica: Ross! She's giving us her baby. She can eat you if she wants.