words in movies
Ross: No, I-I got really hot in my leather pants so I took them off but they must have shrunk from the-the sweat or-or-or my legs expanded from the heat. Look, I-I can't put them back on. I can't!
Joey: Good-good, okay, sprinkle some of that on your legs, it'll absorb some of the moisture and then you can get your pants back up.
(Ross proceeds to apply copious amounts of the lotion on his legs. He literally starts spraying the back of his legs with the lotion, and as he applies some to his butt he makes a happy face like he enjoyed that sensation. After using about half the bottle he again tries to pull up his pants, but at the first sign of resistance, his hand slips off of the pants and hits him in the forehead.)
Joey: (sitting back down) Was the chord at least right
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on. The whole gang is there.]
Rachel: (quietly) Yeah. Well. (Pause.) Hey uh Joe, would mind going over to Chandler's bedroom and get that book back that he borrowed from me?
Chandler: (entering) Oh good, okay, I can't take it anymore. I can't take it anymore. So you win, okay? Here! (Hands him the 50 bucks he's about to owe him.) Pheebs? Flying a jet? Better make it a spaceship so that you can get back to your home planet! And Ross, phone call for you today, Tom Jones, he wants his pants back! And Hornswoggle? What are you dating a character from Fraggile Rock?! (He sits down and sighs in relief.)
CHAN: And we're changing. [jogs back in his apartment]
GUY: Alright, fine. [on the phone] I'll call you back. [hands the phone to her]
RACH: Ohhhhhhhh God. [climbs off his back]
PHOE: Ok, so, ok, was he holding you? Or was his hand like on your back?
RACH: Well. [looks at watch] Woah, look at that! I gotta go, I gotta date. With a man. Um, OK, you guys have a really, uh, have a really good night and you two have a, uh, have a, uh, really good cat. [she leaves carrying her tray then comes back in] OK, we're not supposed to take these when we leave.
Mr. Tribbiani: Just for a coupla days. I got a job midtown. I figure I'm better off staying with the kid than hauling my ass back and forth on the ferry. (Sees Roger) I don't know this one.
[Ross walks back in, Rachel's coat in hand.]
CHAN: All right, Pheebs, back me up here, ok? You believe in that karma crap, don't you?
Ross: I'm having... I'm having a baby. (jumps back onto the table again) I'm having a... Where's the phone? The phone?
[She closes the door in his face. Ross walks sullenly back to the couch and sits down. A moment of silence ensues.]
[Phoebe runs over the curb. Joey gets in the back seat, Chandler in the front]
MONICA: Well put it back.
CHANDLER: [Chandler gets in the back seat] Hey!
ROSS: It uhh, it won't go back.
JOEY: Hey. [Phoebe takes off, Joey and Chandler are thrown back in the seat]
[Cut back to Joey in bed, he's smiling, enjoying the dream as he wakes up. Suddenly, he realized what he was dreaming about and bolts upright in bed.]
MR. TREEGER: Oh wow, I didn't get you anything. Here's five back.
[Scene: Outside Phoebe's dad's house. Phoebe is running back to the cab.]
Monica: (on phone) Michelle, I only beeped in so I could hear my message. I mean that's allowed. Yeah-huh! I mean look, yeah, you know what I would really appreciate it if you didn't tell your Dad about. What do you mean, you're not comfortable with this? Come on we're friends!! (Michelle hangs up) That bitch always hated me. I'm calling her back.
PHOE: [comes back to couch, with cake] Sooo, what's goin' on, huh?
CHAN: Guess who's back in show business.
[Phoebe turns back around but Rachel is gone. Ross enters.]
Paul: (entering) Here you go honey! (Rachel kicks Ross back under the couch.)
[Fun Bobby leaves and Monica goes back inside.]
Phoebe: Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like "forget about her" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, "Oh my god." So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn't know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, that's pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how've you been?
[Everyone takes a step back from Phoebe]
ROSS: Not at all! I love this guy. Hey, I was so psyched to hear you're back with my sister!
MONICA: So we're back on?
CAROL: We're back on.
COMMERCIAL VOICEOVER: Can't get the monkey off your back? Then put it in your mouth...
[Camera pans back from the TV to show the gang watching.]
PHOEBE: Thank you for coming everybody. There're cookies in the back.
[back to Rachel and Monica]
[back to Chandler and Susie]
CHANDLER: Yes, back then I, uh, used humor as a defense mechanism. Thank God I don't do that anymore.
[Back at the table. Joey and Ross return. Shortly, Chandler comes out, holding the stall door in front of him, and leaves.]
(As they start back down the couch drops a little bit and gets jammed. They try to free it to no avail.)
CHANDLER: [reads] To my best bud. [puts it back in the case] Thanks best bud.
CHANDLER: Well, it'll probably slow it down at first but, once I get used to the extra weight, I'll be back on track.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment, Joey is trying to turn the sofabed back into a sofa. Someone knocks on the door and it rears up at him.]
Ross: Look, I-I know how miserable you are, I wish there was something I can do. I mean I wish I were a seahorse. (She glares at him) Because with seahorses its the male, they carry the babies. And then also umm, Id be far away in the sea. (He sits back down.)
[Scene: Back in the restraunt. Rachel pours the last of the champange bottle in her glass.]
ROSS: Here you go, you can pay me back whenever you like.
Joey: I dunno, I've been standing here spelling it out for you! (Goes back to the door) I don't hear anything. Oh, wait, wait, wait. (Looks through the spyhole)
MONICA: You've got to get back out there, it's your party.
ROSS: [enters] Ok, what the hell happened back there?
Chandler: (escorting Joey to the door) You have to get out of here. You slept with our social worker and you never called her back and she is still pissed, so she can't see you.
RACHEL: I know, I know, I know, I know. I was just thinking about when they were there the last time, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. OK, OK, look, woah, I promise, I'm good, I'm not gonna laugh anymore. OK put your hands back there.
RACHEL: Alright, just put your hands out and I'll back up into them.
RACHEL: Well, I was thinking maybe a um, a romantic dinner with um, candles and wine and then uh, maybe going back to my place for um, dessert.
CHANDLER: Well I didn't think that was serious. [grabs the spoons back] Ya know I thought that was just a fight.
[Joey finishes his cereal, licks his spoon, and puts it back in the silverware drawer.]
Phoebe: I'll have to get back to you on that. Okay, bye! (Hangs up.) Oh my God! He wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more!
ROSS: Oh I-, Oh wait, Tony can you hang on? That's the other line. [gets the other line] Hello. Oh yeah she's here but uh, can she call you back? OK thanks. [hangs up the other line] Call Joanna. [back on with Tony] Hi.
Barry: (to Mindy) Sweetheart, just gimme- gimme another chance, okay, we'll start all over again. We'll go back to Aruba.
[there's a loud bang at the door so Ross opens it back up to find a shoe has been thrown at it]
Rachel: (jerks back from the tester) What?!
PHOEBE: Joey, why don't you talk to Chandler about moving back?
MONICA: I promise you, he would definitely want you back.
ROSS: I'm telling you, there's no way he's moving back.
ROSS: Well, she'll call back, don't be such a baby.
Joey: No! If anyone's a sex addict here, it's Monica! Yeah. Yeah. She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London!
ROSS: Look, you wanna get off my back?
RACHEL: Well, maybe they can find a way to bring you back.
Chandler: I am so sorry. I really am. I was an idiot back then. I rushed the stage at a Wham concert for crying out loud!
Ross: Uh-huh, Carol, so were we. All right, just-just imagine for a moment, Susan meets someone and-and they really hit it off. Yknow? Say-say theyre coming back from the theatre, and they-they stop at a pub for a couple of drinks, theyre laughing, yknow, someone innocently touches someone else Theres electricity, its new. Its exciting. Are you telling me there isnt even the slightest possibility of something happening?
Joey: I went back to Riffs. I think Ursula likes me. All I ordered was coffee, she brought me a tuna meltt and four plates of curly fries.
JOEY: Well, I'm makin money now and this is payin' you back for head shots, electric bills, and so many slices of pizza I can't even count. I love ya man.
Ross: Ok. Well, before I say anything, I just need to know, is this one of those things where you break up with a guy, and then I tell you what I think, and then the next day you get back together with the guy, and I look like a complete idiot?
JOEY: No, can we get back to me?
CHANDLER: You're welcome. Hey Joey, thanks for parking the car [passes the dollar back].
Phoebe: WellButNow, if-if you can achieve positronic distillation of sub-atomic particles yknow before he does, then he can come back. (They hug again.)
RACHEL: Ok, let me take these cakes back 'cause they're gonna take that out of my paycheck.
MONICA: Woah, woah, woah, let's go back to 29.
Chandler: Dinner is at four, we'll never gonna make it back.
ROSS: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. Sorry. Sorry! Hey! Hey! I got my s's back! Which we can celebrate later. Celebrate.
LITTLE BULLY: [walks back from the counter] Hey, we were sitting there.
BIG BULLY: [walks back from the counter] Hey you're in our seats.
CHANDLER: That, that is funny. Can I have it back?
JOEY: Hey, woah, let's go down there and get your hat back.
[Scene: Phoebe's dad's house. Phoebe pulls up in the cab with Rachel and Joey in the back.]
Rachel: Yee. I mean, it was so weirdest thing. They fired me and then out of nowhere they just hire me back! I mean, that place must have been falling apart without me.
[Scene: Back in the cab in front of Phoebe's dad's house.]
(Ross hands Rachel back the newspaper, and she starts beating him with it again.)
JOEY: Na, na I'm ok. Oh and uh, just so you know, I'm not movin' back in 'cause I have to. Well, I mean, I do have to. It's just that that place wasn't really, I mean, this is...
(Back in the chapel. The parents are still fighting over the bill. Ross is refereeing.)
(She throws the paper at him, misses and hits Monicas door, they all jump back at the sound.)
CHANDLER: Ok so, can I have my hat back?
MONICA: I've gotta get back in the game.
MRS BUFFAY: Yeah well, thanks for bringing back what's left of him.
PHOEBE: Ok so will he be back soon?
[Scene: Central Perk. The four guys are returning after getting the hat back.]
[Back at Monica's party]
CHANDLER: Ok, that's me. [runs back]
CHANDLER: Or maybe she doesn't steal stuff and Joey just slept with her and never called her back.
[Monica slams the door back shut]
JOEY: [peeks back out] Ok, now that your coat is safely in the bedr-, [sees that the coast is clear] oh, ok we can come back out in the living room.
[Back in Chandler and Joey's party]
[Back in Monica's party]
[Back in Monica's party]