words in movies
A Casino Boss: Hey! Tribbiani! Get back to work! Break time's over!
Monica: (entering) Phoebe? (Phoebe comes back into the living room) Oh, Phoebe, I'm so sorry. Have you been here long?
Phoebe: Ah-ha! Okay, (takes out a notepad) Las Vegas 1, London 0! I'll be right back. (Gets up and heads aft.)
Monica: Oh that's okay. Dont worry about it, you can give it to me when we get back.
Rachel: (takes off her robe) Oh! Look what happened! {Don't get your hopes up guys, we only get to see her from the back or from the neck up. Its times like these I wish that the networks would broadcast some nudity other than Denis Franz's butt.} (In her head.) Huh, check me out! I'm in my kitchen naked! I'm picking up an orange. (Does so) I'm naked! (Goes into the living room) Lighting the candles, naked, and carefully. (She backs anything that might have a point like a candle on her body away.)
Ross: (in his head) Oh my God! That's Rachel naked! I can't look at that! I am looking at this. (Looks back at his book.) Okay, vivid colors, expressive brush strokesUnless she wants me to be looking at that. She knows I'm home. She knows I can see her. What kind of game is she playing? I think maybe someone's lonely tonight. Oh-ho, Dr. Geller! Stop it! You're being silly! Or, am I?
[Cut back to Monica and Rachel's apartment, Rachel is singing along with a song and dancing while facing the big picture window. Y'know, I think I'd pay real good money to be on the other side of that window!]
Ross: So do I. (Slowly walks in.) Okay Rach, before anything happens (He takes off his coat) I just want to lay down a couple of ground rules. (Turns back to face her.) This is just about tonight. I don't to go through with this if it's going to raise the question of "Us." (Rachel's confused) Okay? I just want this to be (Kicks off his left shoe) about what it is! (Kicks off the other one.)
Guy: (To Rachel) So uh, I'm on my way back to the bathroom. (Ross giggles.)
(Ross keeps giggling and Rachel decides upon revenge. She gets up and kisses the rather large man in the seat in front of Ross on the back of his head. The guy turns around angrily.)
Chandler: Again I must go back to, how?
Phoebe: Would you stop that! Do you wanna know the first thing she said when she came back from her lunch with Richard? She didn't feel anything for him. She loves you!
Rachel: No, actually I took it off then I drew it back on.
Joey: Okay! (Walks away, then turns back.) How you doin'?
Joey's Hand Twin: (tries to leave) I have to get back to
Ross: (he puts it in his mouth) Nope! Something else. (Throws it back under the bed.)
Phoebe: Fine! Here! Take a hike toots! (Gives back her quarter.)
Phoebe: No! No, you can't arrest me! No!! I won't go back! I won't go back to that hell hole!!
Chandler: No, we'll-we'll bring it back! Just put it under your dress.
(The security guard from before approaches and Phoebe tries to turn her back on him.)
(She goes one way; he goes the other. The camera pans back to Chandler and Monica, and needless to say, they're standing there dumbstruck as The King's (Elvis Presley to the yougin's) Viva, Las Vegas begins to play. Sing along with me now, "Viva! Las Vegas! Vivaaaaaa! Vivaaaaa! Las Vegassssss!!" Fade to Black.)
Carol: Mm-hmmm (Susan and Carol hug, giggling. Ross stands back, reaches out and lightly taps Susan's shoulder)
Joey: Oh-ho-kay, Im talking to the king. (starts to go to a back room)
Rachel: So what?! Yknow what? The way I see it(Phoebe pulls out a hair from the back of her head)Ow! Son of a bitch!!
Chandler: (To Joey) Would you put that back on?! Monicas gonna be here any minute!
[Cut to Earls office, who is played by Jason Alexander, George from Seinfeld. They cut back and forth between Phoebes and Earls offices with each of their lines.]
Ross: Hey! Look whos back! Its the birthday girl! Hows the birthday girl feeling?
[Scene: Rachels birthday, a time lapse has occurred. Rachel is coming back into the living room carrying a notepad.]
Rachel: Oh-oh, Pottery Barn! (Grabs the aforementioned catalog and holds the rest back out to Chandler.) You can throw the rest away.
Chandler: See, now, why would you assume that? Just because we're married? I will have you know that we are very hip, happening people. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to reading the obituaries.
Joey: Okay. Okay. (He goes out and comes back in, glaring at everything.)
Cecilia: That was good, that was really good. But I-I think your hands maybe a little off, they should be maybe right like (She grabs the back of his neck and kisses him passionately causing them to fall onto the couch.)
Rachel: Well be right back sir.
Ross: Okay, Ill see you soon buddy. (He hugs and kisses him.) Be back in an hour.
Phoebe: (yelling back) I miss you too!!!! (He walks away.)
Rachel: Joey, you have got to take this back!
Joey: Ill take it back tomorrow.
Ross: And why exactly would I do that? (Goes back to writing on the board.)
Joey: (To Rachel) Take it back?
Joey: Are you kidding me? I never rent a movie without it! (Listens) Oh. (Listens) Uh, okay uh let me call you back. (Hangs up.)
Rachel: (coming down the stairs) Hey! (Ross jumps up, and quickly puts the letter back together, pretending like he has just finished it.) What happened to you? Why didnt you come up?
Joey: Youre right. Maybe I shouldnt even go on the call back.
Monica: Shrill?! The wedding is back on!
Joey: Hey, Im back!
Monica: I guess you can get back to deciding on what to get me for a present! (Runs out.)
Ross: Yeah! Oh yeah, youll be fine! It-itll be uh, just like bungy jumping. Yknow? But instead of bouncing back up you-you wont.
Cassie: Hey! What the hell are you doing?! (They sit back up.)
Rachel: Oh, get out of here! (Jumps back and walks away.)
Joey: Hey guys! Look whos back! Its Ray-ray!
Rachel: Oh they are nice. We-we custom-make tuxedos for celebrities and then when theyre done with them they just send em back.
Rachel: we went back the house and we got really silly and we we made out.
Helena: (to Chandlers back) Oh look, a standing ovation already! So early in the show. Oh turn around honey; let me see your pretty face. (He slowly turns around. Helena recognizes him.)
[Cut back to the girls.]
Joey: " when I look back over our time together "
Monica: All right. Umm, you could uh start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, 3, 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, (Rachel starts getting worked up) 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7 7.. 7 7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7 (mouths 7)! (They both lean back on the couch satisfied.)
Joey: Well, I cant do everything! Look back over your time together.
Ross: (Screaming) Im getting married today!! Ahh, whoo-hoo!!(He runs back out the door.)
(Joey walks in and sees Monica. He freaks out and runs back into the hallway, screaming.)
Monica: Then youd be going back and forth all the time, I mean it doesnt make any sense.
Monica: (handing him a pad of paper and a pen) Lets just do it right now. Okay? It wont be hard. Just say whats in your heart. (She goes back, sits down, and starts feverishly writing.)
[Cut back to Central Perk.]
(Monica goes back underwater as Joey re-enters.)
(Phoebe jumps to the floor as Ross tackles Rachel off of the couch. Chandler helps push Rachel onto the floor by jumping over the back of the couch. Phoebe grabs Rachel's head to hold it still and opens Rachel's eye as Monica jumps onto Chandler's back to administer the torture--I mean medicine.)
[Cut back to the living room. Chandler slowly exits the bathroom and gets pushed from behind by Monica and sees Phoebe closing the apartment door.]
[Cut back to Central Perk, Monica and Chandler are entering.]
Monica: Oh, that's Nana, right there in the middle. (Reads the back) 'Me and the gang at Java Joe's'.
Ross: (grabbing the car) Okay! Okay! Okay! (He gets in, but into the back seat.)
Phoebe: Yeah! Sure! Ooh, I left my purse up at Monicas. Ill be right back. (She goes to get it.)
Chandler: Oh, okay, thanks. (He goes back to the couch and rejoins Monica, Joey, and Phoebe.)
Chandler: It cant happen like this. Okay? Ill meet you back at the hotel.
Helena: Well I wouldnt miss it for the world. Oh! Im getting all misty here! Youd think I was having my legs waxed or something. (Goes back on stage.)
Joey: Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. (He starts taking off his clothes.) I totally understand. You need to yknow make sure I dont have any horrible scars or tattoos. Dont you worry; I have nothing to hide. (He drops his pants and stands back up and looks down.) So there you go, thats me. (We cut to a camera angle looking at the casting director and movie director through Joeys legs.) One hundred percent natural! (Suddenly, theres a thud as something falls off.) (Everyone is shocked.) I tell ya, that has never happened before.
Phoebe: Well maybe you dont talk about your feelings back then. Maybe you just say something about yknow all the things that hes taught you. Like (They all try to think about one example and dont succeed.) Or all the things you taught him.
Phoebe: Oh, yeah! Back then yknow, we called the Great War. It really was!
The Director: I dont think so. Lets take it back to Richards last line. (Walks off.) Action!
Joey: (glances at Richard) No. Nope, I uh I thI thought it might be kind of a cool character thing. Yknow? Hes uh, hes a face toucher. (Behind his back, Richard is nodding no.)
Chandler: Oh no, yes we do my man. Remember when we were back in college and we went to that spring dance and you walked right up to that girl you liked and you could not stop talking about the Irish potato famine?
Rachel: Noo! Oh no! No! God no! He should not get back together with her. I know that! You know that! Even Ross knows that! But that still doesnt give us the right to erase his message!
Ross: Oh, taking my parents back to the hotel.
Ross: LookOkay, Im just gonnaIm gonna have to go find him and bring him back! Okay? You-you make sure Monica does not find out, okay?
Mrs. Geller: The sexy blonde behind the counter. (She waves at Gunther who waves back.)
Joey: I would sooner die in this hellhole then see her back with you!
[the bullies grab the back of the couch that Ross and Chandler are sitting in and tip back]
Joey: I would sooner die in this hellhole then see her back with you!
Rachel: Yeah, we got him back. Everythings fine.
Rachel: Go on! Go on. (She turns back to Chandler.)
Monica: Sorry, lets go back! Cause youve got more to say.
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
Chandler: Hey Rach! (She breaks up and goes back into Monicas.)
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Conan: Well be right back with more Friends, less me.
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Joey: Well, I think we've all learned something about who's disgusting and who's not. Eh? All right, now, I'm going to get back to my bucket. I'm only eating the skin, so the chicken's up for grabs. (Offers it to everyone.)
David: Now, we should go back and take the other line.
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(Matt turns back and looks and them, but instead of his next line he starts laughing.)
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Chandler: Uh, Magellan? You got 46 states. (Smiles and hands Ross back his pad)
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Ross: No! (Pause) Ill be right back. (Exits.)
[Cut back inside to Joey giving a beautiful woman a tennis lesson by standing behind her.]
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Ross: Uh-hmm, yeah-yeah do you like it? Do-do you looove it? I just want you to know that Im changing your grade back.
Ross: That's different, okay. That's like, uh 'Who dated a stripper?' or 'Who did it on the back of the Staton Island Ferry?'.
Monica: Hey, are you ready to get back on the dance floor?