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Monica: (pauses then on the phone) Uh- Rachel has left the building, can you call back?
Ross: Hey, this- (she gives him a look and the guys back off) Heyy...
Pizza Guy: So you guys want me to take this back?
Chandler: Excuse me, look, we've been here for over an hour, and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in. I mean, that guy with the toe thing? Who's he sleeping with? (She slides the gladd panel over and Chandler talks through it in a loud voice.) Oh, c'mon Dora, don't be mad... I know we both said some things we didn't mean, but that doesn't mean we still don't love each other. (To the waiting room.) Y'know, I feel like I've lost her.. (She slides the panel back, he turns, and it takes him by surprise.) Ba-!
Ross: (to the kid) Oh yeah? Well, I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever(to Chandler)can't do it. (to the kid) Listen, uh- gimme back my puck.
(There's a knock on the door, Chandler opens it, and silently hands back the cushion.)
[Scene: Monicas Restaurant Kitchen, Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back.]
Monica: She sent the chicken back again?!
The Waitress: She says its to dry now and she wants to come back here and explain to you exactly how she wants it.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there.]
Joey: You shut up! (To Phoebe and Rachel) I love arguing with her. (To Erin) Ill be right back.
Phoebe: Then change it back!
Joey: Now hold on a second, fifth floor against that back wall?
Joey: (coming back out) Finally!
Rachel: Well hello! So, when are we gettin back out on the water matey?
(Ross keeps giggling and Rachel decides upon revenge. She gets up and kisses the rather large man in the seat in front of Ross on the back of his head. The guy turns around angrily.)
Tag: What did Joey say? I like you back?
Joey: (through the window) All right, he likes you back! Huh? Told ya, you should go for it!
Tag: I can't believe this! (He walks back in again)
Monica: Okay Phoebe, we should probably go back now.
Monica: Oh my god! Did you hear that? She said Monica! (She goes back to Clunkers again) Oooh, I can't leave her!
Phoebe: You know if you want, we can sneak the dog back in and Chandler wouldn't even know.
Chandler: How did you know? (Heads back into the bathroom)
Ross: Hey! What's she doing back here?
Joey: So? Bring the dog back, you're a hero.
Phoebe: Okay, but you cannot tell him... but look whose back!
Joey: Oh No-no-no-no-no-no-no! He went over to Ross' to bring the dog back here!
Monica: That's right, she came back all by herself.
Ross: Ah, what good are you. (Walks back to his map dejectedly.)
Rachel: Now, now the one in the feather boa, that's Dr. Francis. Now, she used to be a man. Okay, now look, see, there's Raven. We hate her. We're glad she's dying. Okay- (Marcel pushes down a cushion to reveal a shoe) Wh- wh- Marcel, are you playing with Monica's shoes? You know you're not supposed to pl- whoah. Marcel, did you poo in the shoe? (Takes the shoe into the kitchen) Marcel, bad monkey! Oh! Oh! (She notices the newsletter and taps the contents of the shoes onto it, then folds it shut) Sorry, Barry. Little engagement gift. I'm sure you didn't register for that. (She leaves the apartment holding the newsletter at arm's length. However, she leaves the door open. Marcel runs out in the opposite direction. There is a shot from the TV and Rachel runs back in) Who died? Who died? Roll him over! Oh, c'mon, roll him over! Oh...! Well, we know it wasn't Dexter, right Marcel? Because- (Looks down and notices he is missing) Marcel? Marc- (Notices the open door)
Tag: Id better get back to my desk.
Joey: This is impossible Monica, why dont you just pick all 15? (Hands back the paper.)
Phoebe: All right. We're gonna take Clunkers to Rosss. We'll be back in a minute. (Gets up with Monica to do so.)
Monica: That was that girl Megan! She booked the Swing Kings on the day of our wedding and said that I couldnt have them back unless I gave her the dress!
Rachel: Ugh, I just gotta get the thing back!
Phoebe: We have good news, look whose back!
Ross: All right, yknow what? If you are not going to learn how to ride this bike then Im sorry, Im just gonna have to take it back.
Chandler: Okay. (Walks back to Monica)
Phoebe's Assistant: We've got a couple changes in your schedule. Your 4:00 herbal massage has been pushed back to 4:30 and Miss Somerfield canceled her 5:30 shiatsu.
Chandler: Fine, I'll give the suit back.
[Ross turns around and walks back to Ben.]
(Ross mouths to Chandler, "Thank you," and he mouths, "Youre welcome," back.)
Phoebe: Well, I guess well just have to put the wall back up.
Phoebe: Oh no! (She runs to see.) (Running back, excitedly) Oh! Wow!!!
Joey: (yelling from the bedroom) Is it back in the cage?
Rachel: Its back in cage!
Ross: Oh Donald that-that would be great. I am totally ready to come back to work. IWhat? (He notices something through the window.) No! Wh What are you doing?!! (Dr. Ledbetter is slowly backing away.) GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joey: The RossIs that back?!! (Chandler motions no.)
Rachel: So just bring it back downstairs, whats the problem?
Monica: No! Really! Any time Ross makes a toast everyone cries, and hugs him, and pats him on the back and they all come up to me and say, "God, your brother." Know what theyll say this year? "God, you"
Chandler: By then, the cheesecake may have gone bad. We dont want her to come back to bad cheesecake.
Earl: Oh yeah? I work in a cubicle surrounded by people. Ive been talking to you for five minutes now about killing myself and no ones even looked up from their desk. Hang-hang on. (To the people standing around his cubicle.) Hey everybody! Uh, Im gonna kill myself! (Theres no response; no one even looks up.) Ill get back to ya. (To Phoebe) I got nothing. Wait. (He sets the phone down.) Uh, hey Marge! (Mimes putting a gun to his head, pulling the trigger, and splattering his brain on the wall behind him. Then points to himself. Marge watches this, then goes back to work.) (To Phoebe) Ehh, nothing. Nothing.
Joey: I didnt tell him. I didnt know if you were telling people. This is back when I thought Kash was still people.
Joey: Uh-uh, excuse me, I do have to interrupt on Rosss behalf. I-I think the rule applies here yknow, since she has a chance to get on broad back
Joey: (annoyed) I dont know! (Goes back to looking through the pipe.) (Pause) Yeah, I do.
Chandler: Okay, I went over to Ross' apartment to bring back Clunkers. Yknow, for you, and (Clears his throat) I left the door open and she must have gotten out and I looked everywhere, all over the apartment, including the roof, which FYI Ross, one of your neighbors, growing weed. I couldn't find him, and I am so, so, so, sorry. But I do know where we could all go ease the pain. (Points up and then over to the street)
Rachel: Okay get your coat! (They get their coats and start to leave. Rachel suddenly stops and sticks the hand up the back of her shirt.) Oh! When did you unhook this? (Her bra.) Nice work!
Chandler: (turning the light back on) Monica?
Phoebe: Oh my God! How did you get back here?!
Kristen: Is your back feeling better?
Chandler: Little?! You freaked out big time! Okay? And I fixed it! We have switched places! I am the relationship and king and you are the crazy, irrational screw up! (Does a dance of joy.) (Monica glares at him.) And now we're back.
(Chandler throws the back of Rosita into his apartment and quickly starts pushing the base into his apartment.)
Ross: So I finally heard back from Aunt Sheryl and apparently it wasnt a mistake. Ahh, theres-theres limited seating in the hall.
Earl: Okay, I should, I should probably be getting back to my thing now. See ya. (Hangs up.)
Ross: Im gonna go get him! Okay, I am going back in! (Squeals like a madman.)
Chandler: Im gettin my chair back! (Heads for Joey and Rachels.)
Rachel: Uh-huh! Nice try, but you dont get that chair anymore! All right? That is my chair now! You can sit on my lap! (Joey starts to get up.) No I take that back!
(Rachel glares at them and goes back into her room, closing her door.)
[Cut back to Rachels party, everyone is now eating breakfast, except Rachel.]
Carol: Mm-hmmm (Susan and Carol hug, giggling. Ross stands back, reaches out and lightly taps Susan's shoulder)
Joey: Oh-ho-kay, Im talking to the king. (starts to go to a back room)
Rachel: So what?! Yknow what? The way I see it(Phoebe pulls out a hair from the back of her head)Ow! Son of a bitch!!
Chandler: (To Joey) Would you put that back on?! Monicas gonna be here any minute!
[Cut to Earls office, who is played by Jason Alexander, George from Seinfeld. They cut back and forth between Phoebes and Earls offices with each of their lines.]
Ross: Hey! Look whos back! Its the birthday girl! Hows the birthday girl feeling?
[Scene: Rachels birthday, a time lapse has occurred. Rachel is coming back into the living room carrying a notepad.]
Joey: Okay. Okay. (He goes out and comes back in, glaring at everything.)
Rachel: Oh-oh, Pottery Barn! (Grabs the aforementioned catalog and holds the rest back out to Chandler.) You can throw the rest away.
Chandler: See, now, why would you assume that? Just because we're married? I will have you know that we are very hip, happening people. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to reading the obituaries.
Cecilia: That was good, that was really good. But I-I think your hands maybe a little off, they should be maybe right like (She grabs the back of his neck and kisses him passionately causing them to fall onto the couch.)
Rachel: Joey, you have got to take this back!
Rachel: Well be right back sir.
Ross: Okay, Ill see you soon buddy. (He hugs and kisses him.) Be back in an hour.
Joey: Youre right. Maybe I shouldnt even go on the call back.
Joey: Ill take it back tomorrow.
Joey: (To Rachel) Take it back?
Phoebe: (yelling back) I miss you too!!!! (He walks away.)
Ross: And why exactly would I do that? (Goes back to writing on the board.)
Monica: I guess you can get back to deciding on what to get me for a present! (Runs out.)
Rachel: (coming down the stairs) Hey! (Ross jumps up, and quickly puts the letter back together, pretending like he has just finished it.) What happened to you? Why didnt you come up?
Monica: Shrill?! The wedding is back on!
Joey: Are you kidding me? I never rent a movie without it! (Listens) Oh. (Listens) Uh, okay uh let me call you back. (Hangs up.)
Joey: Hey, Im back!
Rachel: Oh they are nice. We-we custom-make tuxedos for celebrities and then when theyre done with them they just send em back.
Ross: Yeah! Oh yeah, youll be fine! It-itll be uh, just like bungy jumping. Yknow? But instead of bouncing back up you-you wont.
Cassie: Hey! What the hell are you doing?! (They sit back up.)
Rachel: Oh, get out of here! (Jumps back and walks away.)
Joey: Hey guys! Look whos back! Its Ray-ray!
Helena: (to Chandlers back) Oh look, a standing ovation already! So early in the show. Oh turn around honey; let me see your pretty face. (He slowly turns around. Helena recognizes him.)
Rachel: we went back the house and we got really silly and we we made out.
[Cut back to the girls.]
Joey: " when I look back over our time together "
Monica: All right. Umm, you could uh start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, 3, 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, (Rachel starts getting worked up) 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7 7.. 7 7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7 (mouths 7)! (They both lean back on the couch satisfied.)
(Joey walks in and sees Monica. He freaks out and runs back into the hallway, screaming.)
Joey: Well, I cant do everything! Look back over your time together.
Ross: (Screaming) Im getting married today!! Ahh, whoo-hoo!!(He runs back out the door.)