words in movies
Big Nosed Rachel: Okay, Monica, can you just call it sex?! It really creeps me out when you call it that! Okay, and by the way, while we're at it, a guy's thing is not called his tenderness. Believe me! (Walks into the living room and greets Monica's parents.) Hi!
(He brought home Chandler for Thanksgiving. Chandler is sporting the very popular Flock of Seagulls haircut. Yeah, it's another you have to see it to believe it kinda thing.)
Big Nosed Rachel: Ugh! I cannot believe Chip dumped me for that slut Nancy Branson. I am never going out with him again. I don't care how much he begs!
Phoebe: Oh, I can't believe you called her fat.
Ross: I can't believe you let George Michael slap you.
Chandler: Yeah, we were just talking about that. I can't believe how stupid we used to look. (They both quickly push their sleeves over their elbows.)
Ross: Oh mom! Okay, umm, her name is Carol. And she's really pretty. And smart. And uh, she's-she's on the lacrosse team and the golf team. Can you believe it? She plays for both teams!
Chandler: I can't believe this.
Monica: You said you loved me! I can't believe this!
Rachel: (entering from Chandlers bedroom, I guess, and sees the foosball table.) Oh my God! I cant believe you guys are actually think youre moving in here!
Chandler: Well believe it baby!
Monica: I cant believe were living here!
Chandler: I cant believe we live here!
Kathy: Oh, wow. I cant believe youre throwing that in my face.
Chandler: Yknow, I cant believe Kathy did this too me. I really, thought that she was the one. I tell you what, from now on Im never getting out of this chair, ever! Okay? From now on, this chair is the one! You wanna what else is the one? My sweat pants!
Rachel: Well, believe me, its been a long time since Ive been flung.
Joey: I guess you wouldnt believe me if I said I was Kurt Douglas, huh?
Rachel: (entering) I cant believe it! He still hasnt called.
Emily: I cant believe you really walk alone here! I mean, you hear such stories about New York.
Joey: Nope. (To Ross) Man look at this! Ross, I cant believe you said youd play rugby. I mean look how brutal this is!
Rachel: You are not going to believe it! Joshua came into work today, and guess what happened?
Emily: I cant believe theyre doing that to him! I told them to go easy on him!
Phoebe: Joey, I cant believe you would do that for me.
Ross: Uhh, believe me when hes older, hell understand.
Ross: OH MY GOD!! I didnt really believe it until you just said it!!
Chandler: Y'know, I can't believe I'm getting my nails done! And you said it was gonna be fun! (pause) Which it kinda is. Also, you said there would be other guys here. There are no other guys here!
Emily: Oh, blimey, I still cant believe youve got an earring!
Chandler: Well, I can't believe I've been here almost seven seconds and you haven't asked me how my date went.
Rachel: Yeah! Can you believe that something that stupid actually got us our apartment back?
Monica: (to Ross) I cant believe youre getting married!
Phoebe: I still cannot believe youre engaged! (Ross looks at her) Just cause its happening so fast; not cause youre such a loser.
Monica: Ohh, this is soo amazing! I cant believe my brothers getting married! And in London! Its so romantic!
Monica: Does she use the cups? Yes! I believe she does. Does she use the plates? Yes! I believe she does. (Looks at the wedding dress and stops.)
Monica: I just can't believe you're in here. I mean, what am I gonna do without you? Who's gonna crash the embassy parties with me? Who's gonna take me to the Big Apple Circus?
Monica: I can't believe he did this.
Ross: You dont want to believe me, Im Mr. Funny to you. Mr. Funny (turns around and almost spills his coffee on Tommy)
Ross: Thanks! (They hug.) Ugh, I cant believe youre not gonna be there!
Monica: (to Ross) I can't believe you did that.
Joey: I cant believe youre not picking me.
Rachel: Oh, I can not believe you didnt tell me!
Chandler: Y'know what else I can't believe? I had to kiss Phoebe and Rachel every time I left a room, I mean it's too bad they didn't see us having sex.
Monica: Oh honey, were close now but you-you wouldnt believe the years of-of nugies, and wedgies, and flying wedgies, and atomic wedgies, and....(Phoebe shakes her head like she doesnt understand) Thats where the waistband actually goes over your head.
Ross: I cant, I cant even believe her! No, yknow what, I am, I am gonna go!
Rachel: Ohh, he's married! Ross is married. I can'tI still can't believe it. (Rachel grabs the picture from Monica)
Frank: I can't believe there's somebody coming out of you right now. There's somebody coming out of you! Is it? Is it? It's my son.
Monica: Look what I got! Look what I got! Look what I got! (She shows Rachel what she bought. She bought a little leather jacket and a little cowboy outfit for the babies.) Can you believe they make these for little people?
Ross: I can't believe this is happening.
Phoebe: I may play the fool at times, but Im a little more than a pretty blond girl with an ass that wont quit. (She takes the sweater out of her purse.) I believe this belongs to the father of your baby.
Chandler: I can't believe she can out run you man!
Chandler: (jumping on the bed) I can't believe it! We're here!
Ross: Only when it was damp!! (To Rachel) I cant believe you-you told people about this?! Everybody knew?! Yknow what? (To Will) Im back in the club!
Phoebe: Nobody! Nobody respects the bucket! You wouldn't believe what people put in here! Look! (Hands it to Monica.) Okay, does this look like a garbage can to you?
Ross: My Thanksgiving leftover sandwich. I can't believe someone ate it!
Chandler: Phoebe thinks you and Don are soul mates, and I dont believe in that kind of stuff. But then you two totally get along. So look, I wont stand in your way if you want to run off with Don and live in a house of cheese.
Cynthia: I can't believe you thought that you were going to video tape us having sex on the first date! (She storms away and Rachel enters to confront Joey.)
Dr. Leedbetter: I-I'm sorry. I, I-I-I believe I ate that.
Rachel: (entering, angrily) Ugh, that was so embarrassing! I can't believe you let me go on and on like that!
Joey: That part was perfect for me! I can't believe I didn't get it!
Rachel: I can't believe you would say that!
Chandler: I don't believe they're brother and sister.
Janice: No-no-no, no. I'm going to talk. I believe that the sun has set on our day in the sun.
Monica: I can't believe you let them win!
Janice: Oh, I cannot believe hes using our divorce to sell mattresses.
Monica: I can't believe we've never done this before! It's sooo good! So good for Monica!
Chandler: Okay, so now do you believe that she's attracted to me?
Frank Sr.: I can't believe this. I justI can't believe this. How-howOh my God. How long ago?
Joey: I can't believe I'm hearing this!
Ross: Oh my God! I love this apartment! Isn't it perfect?! I can't believe I never realized how great it is!
Phoebe: Oh! Oh, I can't believe it! I mean I think it's great! For him. She might be able to do better.
Monica: You've been lying to me? I can't believe you'd do that.
Rachel: Ugh, I knew it! Oh I cannot believe those two!
Ross: (To Phoebe) Ugh, can you believe that guy!
Ross: (To Chandler) I thought you were my best friend, this is my sister! My best friend and my sister! I-I cannot believe this!
Ross: (happily) My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this. (He hugs them both.) (To Joey and Rachel) You guys probably wanna get some hugs in too, huh? Big news!
Joey: (taking a bite) Oh, great! Can you believe I found it on the second floor?
Ross: Phoebe! I can't believe you gave them money! I thought you agreed it was totally unreasonable that they asked me for that money!
Chandler: I can't believe they are not here! I slave and I slave for what? They've ruined cranberry day!
Ross: I can't believe that didn't work!
Phoebe: Ooh, God, it's him! It's that cop! God, I can't believe it! He found me!
Rachel: I can't believe it! I got a second interview!
Rachel: (laughs) I cannot believe Ross is buying this!
Rachel: (entering) Ugh, you will not believe what that sleaze-ball from Ralph Lauren did too me!
Monica: You better believe he's tired, after the day we had! If you know what I mean. You know what I mean?
Rachel: Ross said my name. Okay? My name. Ross said my name up there that obviously means that he still loves me! (They both just stare at her.) Okay, dont believe me, I know Im rightdo you guys want to go downstairs and get a drink?
Rachel: I am so proud of Joey, I can't believe he's going to be on Law & Order!
Ross: Maybe I should get another pair! Ooh, y'know, they-they had some with fringe all down the sides. (Chandler starts rubbing his temple again.) I'm gonna go kiss Ben goodnight. (He starts to head for Monica's bedroom.) I can't believe he thinks I'm a cowboy. (Pause.) I would make a good cowboy. (He struts into Monica's room.)
Phoebe: I cant believe you wont just admit it! (Pause) Okay, just promise me that you wont do anything stupid.
Ross: Well that I can believe.
Joey: I did not know that! Thank you Monica. (Starts to leave) I can't believe I almost lost another girl because of counting.
Joey: I don't believe this!
Phoebe: I can't believe this!
Phoebe: Im so jealous youre all going! I cant believe I never knew that you cant fly in your third trimester!
Joey: Man that was great! Huh? Can you believe how long we threw that ball around?
Joey: Do you believe in ghosts, yes or no?
Joey: No! (She nods no to Chandler) Because he didn't believe in my movie! Which is a big mistake because it is real! Real!
Chandler: I know. Can you believe it? One year ago today I was just your annoying friend Chandler.
Chandler: (interrupting in the nick of time) Joey, I uh! I can't believe this is how I'm spending my anniversary.
Phoebe: Oh, I can't believe you guys lasted a whole year!
Joey: Yeah-yeah, he was playing blackjack for like an hour and he won $5,000. Can you believe that? $5,000!
Monica: I can't believe this! This is like the worst night ever!
Phoebe: No, I don't think this was your shot. I mean, I don't even think you just get one shot. I really believe big things are gonna happen for you, I do! You've gotta just keep thinking about the day that some kid is gonna run up to his friends and go 'I got the part! I got the part! I'm gonna be Joey Tribbiani's ass!'.
Joey: Chandler! You are not gonna believe this! I have found my identical hand twin!
Rachel: (to Ross) I can't believe you don't want to know. I mean, I couldn't not know, I mean, if, if the doctor knows, and Carol knows, and Susan knows....
Phoebe: Okay, then you dont know what it feels like when one of them comes back. Do you? I believe this is my Mother. Even if Im wrong, who cares? Just be a friend. Okay? Be supportive.
Rachel: (laughs) Oh my God! Oh, thats funny, I cant believe I did that.
Phoebe: Its not in the apartment? (Monica gives a Come on look) Oh no. I cant believe this is happening again.
Joey: Y'know, I-I don't even feel like I know you anymore man! All right, look, I'm just gonna ask you this one time. And whatever you say, I'll believe ya. (Pause.) Were you, or were you not on a gay cruise?!
Rachel: Yeah but-but-but you liked me! Oh my God, I cant believe this, all this time, I liked you and you liked me!
Monica: Whats hard to believe?