words in movies
Big Nosed Rachel: Okay, Monica, can you just call it sex?! It really creeps me out when you call it that! Okay, and by the way, while we're at it, a guy's thing is not called his tenderness. Believe me! (Walks into the living room and greets Monica's parents.) Hi!
(He brought home Chandler for Thanksgiving. Chandler is sporting the very popular Flock of Seagulls haircut. Yeah, it's another you have to see it to believe it kinda thing.)
Big Nosed Rachel: Ugh! I cannot believe Chip dumped me for that slut Nancy Branson. I am never going out with him again. I don't care how much he begs!
Phoebe: Oh, I can't believe you called her fat.
Ross: I can't believe you let George Michael slap you.
Chandler: Yeah, we were just talking about that. I can't believe how stupid we used to look. (They both quickly push their sleeves over their elbows.)
Ross: Oh mom! Okay, umm, her name is Carol. And she's really pretty. And smart. And uh, she's-she's on the lacrosse team and the golf team. Can you believe it? She plays for both teams!
Chandler: I can't believe this.
Monica: You said you loved me! I can't believe this!
Rachel: (To Joey) I cant believe that you yelled at my boss! Im-Im gonna lose my job! What am I going to do?!
Guy: I hope you dont think Im crazy but I feel like I was meant to pick this up, do you believe in that kind of thing?
Chandler: No. I mean I believe that uh, certain people are more suited for each other and I believe in falling in love, but soul mates, I dont think they exist.
Ross: Can you believe that?
Phoebe: I cant. I cant believe I have plans, I cant. Can you do it tomorrow night though?
Rachel: Oh Joey, I cant believe you brought my boss into this! Im gonna get fired!
Joey: It was so stupid, I said some stuff in an interview that I shouldnt have said. But believe me, thats not gonna happen today.
Joey: Oh! I see what happened. It's because I was trying to repel you. Right? Believe me, you'd feel a lot different if I turned it on.
Chandler: (To Ross) Can you believe how lame this is?
Ross: Wait a minute, I-I believe Im entitled to use my Angel Pass for a free turn?
Ross: Oh, come on, every first time mother feels that way. Youllyoure gonna pick it up. (Rachel doesnt believe that.) Hey! You will! Uh look, yknow when you first came to the city? You were this spoiled helpless little girl who-who still used daddys credit card. Do you remember?
Chandler: I cant even believe this! I really come off that badly?
Janice: I .cant .believe this!
Sid: I still cant believe it! Im the luckiest guy in the world!
Chandler: I can't believe you'd want us to raise Emma.
Monica: I cant believe this is taking so long. How are you doing?
Amy: I don't believe this, hold on a second. You guys die and I don't get your baby?
Phoebe: Cliff, do you really believe that a character from a TV show was here in your room?
Ross: (To Joey) I cant believe you told her I was going to propose!
Joey: I cant believe youre not going to propose!
Joey: I can't believe I won.
Ross: Yep, can you believe it?
Gunther: Nope! I still cant believe she slept with you in the first place.
Monica: I cant believe it! Shes asleep! I got her to go to sleep! I have actual magical powers!
Joey: I can't believe you guys are moving.
Phoebe: Thank you. Can you believe no-one between my apartment and here offered to do that for me?
Monica: Believe me, Chandler and I have not seen each other in over a week. We�ll probably be the first ones there.
Monica:: do you know how many times I've seen him jump up like that, believe me I know what he was doing.
Phoebe: Can you believe this? (Rachel exhales in amazement.) We were waiting for a hot guy and then an even hotter one shows up!
Monica: I can't believe he's that upset about this...
Chandler: Okay, what do you saw I go over there and say how much I like her? (Joey gives him a thumbs up) No-no it'll be good, I can tell her much I've been thinking about her. That I haven't stopped thinking about her since the moment I met her. That I'm so fantastically, over-the-top, wanna-slit-my-own-throat in love with her, that for every minute of every hour of every day I can't believe my own damn bad luck that you met her first!!
Sandy: I realise how it's... a bit unorthodox for some people, but I really believe, the most satisfying thing you can do with your life, is take care of a child.
Mike: Well... hey, the key works...! (he looks as if he doesn't want to believe what's happening)
Ross: Uhm... Rachel and I hired a male nanny. (Joey makes a gesture and sound like "Can you believe that?")
Rachel: I cannot, I cannot believe that I invited you here today.
JOEY: See after the scene, Mr. Beatty comes up to me and says 'good actor, bad kisser'. Can you believe that, me not a good kisser, that's like, like Mother Theresa, not a good mother.
Chandler: I can't believe her! Did she tell you we were having money problems?
Monica: I can't believe you're not gonna be here for Christmas.
Rachel: (to Monica) I still can't believe you invited Gavin. Allright, he is the last person I want to see.
Ross: I can't believe Rachel just moved on and didn't say anything to me
Rachel: Oh God, I can�t believe you�re making such a big deal about this. It was one kiss, one guy, one time!
Joey: Can you believe they're still not here?
RACHEL: Oh my God.� I can't believe you live in that building.� My grandmother lives in that building.� Ida Green?� No sense of personal space?� Kind of smells like chicken?� Looks like a potato.
MONICA: I can't believe you thought I was cheating.� (pointing at Joey) You own me an apology.
Rachel: Wow! I cant believe thats our baby.
Joey: (to Rachel) Bub!!! (Points at her and quiets Rachel.) (To Dina) I cant believe this! Youre the good one! You went to college! Both years! Who did this to you?!
Steve (sobbing): I - I can't believe I�m crying in front of you. You must think I'm so pathetic.
Ross: I can't believe you guys are moving in together. That's, that's great! I mean...I'm happy for you guys..
Mike: I can't believe this is gonna end. I guess I'll have my stuff packed up.
Ross: I can't believe you put that on my alumni page!
Chandler: I believe I read that somewhere!
Kori: You sick freak, who does that? I can't believe I had a crush on you! (she leaves and slams the door behind her)
Kori: I can't believe that Ross is gone. It is just so sad.
Phoebe: Well, I'm sorry but it's hard to believe that anyone would tell a story that dull just to tell it! (looking outside) See, there's something going on with them. Look, he's getting into the car with her!
Rachel: (she goes towards the others and she's very excited) Guys, you're not gonna believe this! I was just saying goodnight to Emma and she said her first words!!
Joey: You're not gonna let me buy the Knicks?? I can't believe you're taking this away from me!
Rachel: All right, believe me.If you win the lottery, it's the last you're gonna hear from us!
Ross: I can't believe this, I thought we were all in this together!
Phoebe: (still very excited) I don't care, I've never won anything before, I can't believe this!
Chandler: (browsing through a diary) Well, let me see... I-I believe I'm... yes, falling asleep in front of the TV.
Joey/Drake: I can't believe you married him.
Ross: Hey, you guys won't believe what I have to do for work today.
Amy: Yeah, well you know what I cannot believe. That my so-called sister, gets a 30% discount from Ralph Lauren and I still have to pay retail.
Joey: (Smiling) I can't believe you guys went for that one!
Chandler: Can't believe you guys bought that, enjoy your slow death (runs away).
Chandler: Oh, I can't believe my sperm have low motility because, let me tell you, when I was growing up they sure seem to be in a hurry to get places!!
Chandler: (smiling again) oh, oh, yeah, ok, thanks. I can't believe I didn't even think of that. I guess I was just so worried about having to... come here and do... 'that'...
Monica: Oh, I so can't believe this! My uterus is an inhospitable environment? I was trying so hard to be a good hostess!
Chandler: (embarrassed) I cannot believe Ross told you that! (pause) And in my defense, it was a Wendy's!
Woman: Oh my God, I can't believe you're here!
Monica: I can't believe she's gonna say yes to David. She's clearly in love with Mike.
Rachel: Phoebe, honey, if you hate it so much, you should walk out there right now and quit! Be true to what you believe in! Honey, you have principles and I so admire that! I don't have any!
Precious: I just can't believe that Mike didn't give me any warning.
Monica: I can't believe this. Rachel and Joey?
Chandler: Did I? Let's refresh. I believe what I said was that I could see your scalp.
Precious: I just can't believe this... Why?
Monica: (her hair bigger then before) I can't believe it's raining again! Oh, it's so unfair!!!
Monica: I can't believe it! (pause) I lost!
Joey: Ooh... I can't believe I'm kissing you. I'm kissing Rachel!
Rachel: Yeah, well Bettys kinda sad. Which is why I believe I can lure her away with these chocolates. (Holding up the box of chocolates.) Now, while I distract her, you get in the office.
Joey: I don't believe this... Have you guys been...
(she slaps him in the face, Mike looks like he doesn't believe what just happened. Precious leaves, and he turns to Phoebe.)
Monica: They're in the kitchen getting something to eat. Can you believe how nice they are?
Professor Spafford: (speaking very slowly) And then my wife and I went on a cruise to the Galapagos. There was a sea food buffet you wouldn't believe. There were clams, and mussels, and oysters, and cracked crab, and snow crab, and king crab. It's a pity I'm allergic to shellfish.
Joey: (smiles then stops) Now I cant believe it! What? Rachels pregnant? (The girls nod yes.) Whos the father?
Ross: Still, I can't believe that's sprayed on... I mean, it looks really good. I wonder if I should get one!
Phoebe: Oh, you won't believe who moved back to town.
Chandler: Actually, no. No, it felt right. You know, it felt like uhm... I can't believe we haven't been doing this the whole time.
Monica: I can't believe you tried to cut me out. Why Phoebe, why?
Amanda: Can you believe it. I've never had any professional dance training.
Monica: I can't believe Emma is still asleep!
Monica: Believe me, that is not why we won't be doing that!
Jack: I can't believe Emma is already one!
Ross: (sarcastically) I can't believe they gave you a ticket. You're such a good driver.
Rachel: Oh! Believe you me! I am going to bring this cake back, I don't even want it in my home... (Turns towards the cake and sees Joey trying to take a piece and yells at him) Joey, don't touch it!!
Phoebe: Excuse me, anniversary. Excuse me, anniversary. (looking at her ticket). Uhm, sir, could you move your nachos... they’re in my seat. It's my anniversary. (to Mike) Here we are! (Mike nods). Can’t believe it's been a whole year!
Ross: I can't believe this. Not even my geology lab partner? And I carried that guy! (gets up from his sofa)
Rachel: I can't believe this! This is Emma's first Thanksgiving!
Rachel: (doesn't believe what she's hearing) Seriously?
Rachel: (gasps) I can't believe I ever even tried to help you. You are so beyond help.