words in movies
Joey: Well, right after I did that sex study down at NYU. (to Chandler) Hey, Remember that sweater I gave you for your birthday?
Monica: Its Joeys birthday.
Joeys Sisters: (entering) Joey!!! Happy Birthday!! (all 7 of them look almost identical)
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica and Richard are alone in the kitchen.]
RACHEL: Well, I have to be, I don't really have a choice, I mean, you know, I could look at the bright side, I get two birthday parties and two birthday cakes.
Ross: We met at Phoebes birthday party, Im, Im Ross Geller.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica is in the bathroom and Richard comes in.]
Ross: Hey, say something to Emma on her 18th birthday!
[Scene: Phoebes birthday, shes telling everyone what she found out at Ursulas while sitting in Central Perk.]
Phoebe: Oo! Is it for my birthday present?
Mr. Treeger:: Cause youre a little princess! "Daddy, buy me a pizza. Daddy, buy me a candy factory. Daddy, make the cast of Cats sing Happy Birthday to me "
Phoebe: You remember her from my birthday party two years ago. Shes yeah, like, average height, medium build, bald...
Gunther: When's your birthday?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, it's Rachel birthday party and Chandler is about to spill the beans.]
Joey: She didn't have a birthday while we were going out.
Chandler: Happy birthday! I'm sorry.
Chandler: Hey! Happy birthday.
Joey: Its just I cant because my manager said I (Gets an idea) (Starts singing) "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Annie
Chandler: Phebes, it was your birthday, like, months ago.
Joey: Oh thanks. Thanks. It was great meetin ya. And listen if any of my friends gets married, or have a birthday, or a Tuesday
Chandler: Actually, this is for Kathy's birthday. It's an early edition of her favorite book.
Chandler: All right, look, look. What did... what did you get for Angela Delveccio for her birthday?
Phoebe: Happy birthday!
Ross: Well, you know what? While we're waiting, you guys could tape your message to Emma for her 18th birthday, huh? (takes the camcorder and points it at Monica and Chandler) Ok!
JOEY: Well I guess I gotta start savin' up for Ross's birthday, so I guess I'll just stay home and eat dust bunnies.
Phoebe: Okay, let's discuss Rachel's birthday. I say we throw a surprise party this weekend.
JOEY: [as they're walking out, Dr. Greene questioningly gestures at the Happy Birthday sign over the door] This is clearly in the wrong apartment. [they all walk across the hall]
Monica: Its not your birthday.
Phoebe: What a mean thing to say! I would never tell you its not your birthday!
Phoebe: And also, my birthday.
Phoebe: Yeah but if we throw her a party on her birthday, then it's not a surprise.
Phoebe: Is it okay if I leave this stuff here 'til Rachel's birthday party?
Joey: (still singing) " Amy! Happy birthday to you!"
JOEY: Oh that's nice. Happy birthday Rachel, here's some goo.
Joey: (singing) "Happy birthday to you!"
Joey: What? No-no its her birthday!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman. Gunther is watching and is not very happy.]
Joey: Whos birthday party?
Gunther: Youve sung Happy Birthday to 20 different women today!
Janice: I love the way you look every night Chandler! (Monica breaks the kiss and Chandler freezes in terror.) Thats why I made you this tape! Happy Birthday! Love Janice!
Phoebe and Rachel: A birthday party.
Gunther: We dont give anything away unless its someones birthday.
Monica: Oops! (Covers its eyes.) Yknow, your birthday is in a month-and-a-half, what do you say I forget to get you a present for that too?
Phoebe and Rachel: Allisons birthday party.
Mr. Geller: Happy birthday, sweetie! Give us a hug! (Starts to get up.)
Ross: Happy birthday!!!
Monica: Its your birthday!
Monica: Happy birthday!!!
[Scene: Rosss birthday, Joey is now trying to get his car out while Ross is directing him.]
Chandler: No Rach, its not just you. My thirtieth birthday certainly wasnt that much fun.
Phoebe: Happy thirtieth birthday! Here! (Hands her the hippity-hop.) Its for the child in you, and the woman. Happy thirtieth!
[Scene: Monicas birthday, its just after the surprise.]
Chandler: For my last birthday you gave me a hug! (To Rachel) Okay, read the card! Read the card!
[Scene: Rachels birthday, everyone is presenting their presents to Rachel.]
[Scene: Monicas birthday, Monica is now dressed and is being helped out by Chandler and Rachel.]
Ross: Hey! Look whos back! Its the birthday girl! Hows the birthday girl feeling?
[Scene: Rachels birthday, a time lapse has occurred. Rachel is coming back into the living room carrying a notepad.]
Phoebe: (clinking two glasses together) Speech! Speech! Lets hear from the birthday girl! Huh?
Monica: Phoebe, yknow why dont we just go upstairs and have some birthday cake?
[Scene: Rosss birthday, night has fallen and Joey and Ross are walking by where his car is parked to find that both cars blocking him in have left.]
Ross: You know my birthday.
Rachel: Oo! Whens her birthday?!
[Scene: Rachels birthday, she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter.]
A Male Customer: Hey, thats weird, todays my birthday too!
[Flashback to Monica and Chandlers apartment. Chandler has a bunch of people over in formal wear to give Monica a surprise birthday party. Joey is coming out of the bathroom and removing his tie.]
[Scene: Phoebes birthday, shes taking the hippity-hop to Ursulas apartment as a gift. She knocks on the door and Ursula answers it.]
Chandler: That is funny, maybe for my birthday shell murder someone.
Monica: (entering with husband) Happy birthday!
Phoebe: (from outside) Trick or treat! (It�s obviously Halloween eve, the night of her birthday dinner.)
Monica: Well, I�ll tell you what we�re gonna do: We are already late for Phoebe�s birthday dinner, so you point out put out that cigarette, we�re gonna put this fight on hold and go have sex.
Joey: That�s the best birthday ever.
Waiters: (with birthday cake, singing) Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear �
Rachel: Phoebe, hi, we�re so sorry. You�re totally right. We are here one hundred per cent and we love you and we are ready to start your birthday celebration.
Waiters: � Joey, happy birthday to you.
Joey and Chandler: (start to sing) Hey! Happy birthday ...
Chandler: Oh, she's at home, putting up decorations for Rachel's birthday party tonight.
Monica: Ready for your birthday lunch?
[Scene: Rachel's birthday party]
Rachel: Ahhhh , you brought rats to my birthday party?
Phoebe: No! It�s my first birthday with a boyfriend, and he has to work. Uch, I get mad at him, but I think it�s a little to soon to show my true colors.
Joey: Hey Rach, so can I sing happy birthday to you now?
Gavin: Well, let me explain how birthday parties usually work. There are presents, and a cake, perhaps a fourth or fifth person. Ok, I ... got you the present to make up for being such a jerk to you earlier.
Precious: He proposed to you? This is the worst birthday ever. (she starts to cry again)
Rachel: N-it wasn�t easy, but it�s your birthday and I did what I got to do.
Chandler: Gee if only she were one and had no idea what the hell a birthday was!
Rachel: No, that day... that won't be her real birthday!
Rachel: Wait, you can't go away this weekend! It's Emma's birthday!
Chandler: Hey hey! Where's the birthday girl?
Rachel: Oh, good, good! We had this idea to make a birthday video for Emma and we'll give it to her when she is 18.
Rachel: And I mean, you know, you guys... This is a big deal. I mean, how can we have her first birthday party without her aunt and her uncle!
Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party.
Rachel: Look, I know that you guys really want to get to Vermont and this isn't a really big deal to you, but it really is to us, ok? Emma will never have a first birthday again.
Chandler: Emma, you even know it's your birthday today? You're one! One-year-old, that's little.
Judy: Hello Emma. Happy eighteenth birthday.
Monica: Ok, how about this: We got wind up toys for Emma for her birthday. We can make them race, and whoever comes in last, stays!
Rachel (on the phone): No, no, this is not what I ordered. Ok? I went all the way to New Jersey so that I could have the perfect cake for my daughter’s birthday and I need a bunny cake, right now!
Benjamin: Certainly. Very well. And Dr. Geller, when is my birthday?
Rachel: Okay. (they both look into the camera, and Ross waves.) Hi Emma. Well, your first birthday is over, and it was really...
Phoebe: Oooh, I love family traditions like that. When uhm... when Ursula and I were kids, on our birthday, our stepdad would sell his blood to buy us food!
Ross: Okay, here we go! Emma's first birthday cake... Well hey... well, blow out the candle. Come on Emma.
Rachel: (shakes her head) I guess... Oh, I just had such an idea of what this day would be like, you know? Emma laughing and everybody gathered around her cake singing "Happy Birthday". Then we would all go into... HEY GET OUT OF THE ROAD YOU STUPID STUDENT DRIVER!!! (honks furiously, and Ross looks at her in disbelief and Rachel looks at him.) They have to learn!