words in movies
Emily: I love both of you!
Both: All right!
Ross: (entering) Hey, guys! (They both notice his new little friend)
(They both rejoice; Chandler is totally confused.)
Phoebe: Ooh, three points. Both fine answers, but we were looking for leafy, leafy.
(Both Joey and Chandler and Monica and Rachel jump up and down for joy.)
(He knocks on the girls door and walks in. Surprise! The girls, obviously using Star Trek technology, have completely moved everything in both apartments back to their original positions, all in the time it took for the guys to go to a basketball game. Wow! Anyhoo, Chandler is stunned, and Joey doesnt even realise it.)
(They both sprint to what used to be their apartment.)
Chandler: Well, youre gonna have to leave sometime, because you both have jobs, and as soon as you do, were switching it back! Theres nothing you can do to stop us! Right, Joe?
(They both go back into their old rooms and shut the doors. Of course, Chandler has to close both sections of his door.)
Both: Sunshine is here! The sky is clear, the mornings here!
Both: The dark of night has disappeared!!
Phoebe: Well, I heard youre having a problem with one of the boys in your class. And so I thought I would just come down here and sit you both down, have a little talk and make it all okay. Now umm, the boys name is Stings son.
(Monica comes out of the bathroom like a bolt, and Rachel and Joey both enter.)
Joey: Good night. (They both enter their rooms.)
Joey: Yknow what? Bring her both, and Ill have the same. (The waitress leaves.)
Joey: I dont know. I guess theres just always been this distance yknowI mean we both try to pretend its not there, but it is.
(Joey and Chandler both come into the hallway.)
Joey: It was different for you guys! I mean, I mean, you were both in the same place, right?
Chandler: Yes. When Monica and I were in London, we were both in London.
Ross: So, I uh I called the doctor and now we both know the sex of the baby.
Eric: Were both teachers.
Monica: Okay, I-Im sorry. You and Joey, your both focusing on this uncomfortable thing, what you need to do is to change the subject. Next time you see him try to get him talking about something else.
(They both go into their rooms and after a little while Rachel pokes her head into the living room.)
Chandler: Excuse me, look, we've been here for over an hour, and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in. I mean, that guy with the toe thing? Who's he sleeping with? (She slides the gladd panel over and Chandler talks through it in a loud voice.) Oh, c'mon Dora, don't be mad... I know we both said some things we didn't mean, but that doesn't mean we still don't love each other. (To the waiting room.) Y'know, I feel like I've lost her.. (She slides the panel back, he turns, and it takes him by surprise.) Ba-!
(Monica and Chandler both look at each other and run over to the window to watch the action in Ross apartment)
(Monica and Rachel both cover their eyes)
Don: And youre still married to him? (They both laugh, and Chandler tries to but fails.)
Joey: Yeah. Sure. (They both half stand up, Joey pulls the neck of his sweater out, and Rachel looks down it to see his T-shirt.)
Monica: I dont see him. Hey! Maybe hes in the sugar bowl! (Opens the sugar bowl) Joey? Nope! (Closes the sugar bowl and they both laugh.)
Monica: Honey, both yours.
Phoebe: Yeah, we both can. And we both will.
Both: Three.
Phoebe: Anyway, I just wanted to say thank you, it was just, it was so sweet. (She goes to hug them and they both flinch, thinking that Phoebe is about to attack them.)
Eric: And we were both in the Peace Corps.
Monica: Also both of your sisters called and neither can make it.
Joey: (mocks him, in a whiney voice) look both ways before you cross the street. (Turns and walks headlong into the closed door.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are napping together again and both wake up at the same time.]
Joey: Yeah! And also, a little like a French guy. (They both squint at each other.) I never noticed that before.
(They both laugh. Ross sits down, but Rachel doesnt move and is lost in thought.)
Rachel: Yeah, and yknow what? I love them both, so why dont you just pick one and thatll be it.
(They both look at each other, then Phoebe gets an idea.)
Ross: Actually, um, I was thinking maybe both of us could go.
Phoebe: My grandmother has this new boyfriend, and they're both kind of insecure in bed. Oh, and deaf. So they're constantly, like, having to reassure each other that they're having a good time. You have no idea how loud they are!
Rachel: yeah your both so slutty you don't even remember who you've slept with, you're made for each other.
Ross: You guys, you know what, you know what, it doesn't matter, because you both have to go get dressed before the big vain in my head pops. So..
[Scene: The Airport, Carol and Ross are waiting for Emily and Susan to deplane. A gorgeous woman walks by and they both turn to watch her go.]
JOEY: Ah, I was just in the bathroom, and there's mirrors on both sides of you. So when you're in there it's like you're peein' with the Rockettes.
Ross: No, you both are equally capable. Its just.. you're strongest when.. when you're together.
Phoebe: Yeah... ooh... wow... Even started to think I'd never meet someone that, you know, I wanted to... do this with. Here you go. (Both Phoebe and Mike look really proud.)
Phoebe: Both it is, thank you.
Chandler: Ok. So if we both had Emma and I die <knocks on table> she'd have to give her up.
Mike: You need both hands for that?
Russell: Of course you did. Look Ross, you cant get an annulment unless you and Rachel are both there.
Gym Employee: Okay, Dave in the membership office, handles quitters. (Both Chandler and Ross start to make their way to the membership office.) Uh, excuse me, (to Ross) are you a member?
Waiter: Oh, they�re both exclus�
Monica: Both of them?
Chandler: Okay. Thats better. Now I want you to both apologize to each other and mean it.
Donny: O-kay... Henrietta, you didn't get all the points you needed, so that means Gene, you are going to the winners circle to try for ten thousand dollars! (Gene is clapping his hands looking very happy and so is Joey) And you're gonna be going there with Joey Tribbiani (Both of their smiles fade away instantly)
(They both start laughing again.)
Monica: I thought I was something that we both wanted!
Phoebe: Yes. Definitely! Yes! Let's live in an apartment that we both live in! (Hugs him.)
[Scene: Chandler and Monicas bathroom. Both are sitting on opposite ends of the bathtub.]
(They both start laughing really loudly.)
Chandler: She doesnt know. Says she loves us both. Y'know I woke up this morning and I was in love, well I was happy. Y'know it serves me right for buying that twelve pack of condoms. And now I cant even return them, because she choked on the reciept!
Monica: Well, it doesn't really matter ... you're both wishing for the same thing, right?
(Phoebe and Joey both grab one side of the wishbone)
Phoebe: Yeah, okay, Ive-Ive been dating both of you, and its been really horrible. Cause y'know its been a lot of fun, for me. Umm, but I-I like you both, and I, and I didnt know how to chose, so... Im sorry, Im just, Im terrible, Im a terrible person. Im terrible.
Ross: Ok. (they both go)
Chandler: Actually it's both of us.
(Ross and Mike glance at each other then both suddenly turn to Phoebe who is gone. �They sheepishly exchange glances.)
Professore Clerk: Or we could throw you both in now!
Phoebe: I understand. Yeah. Ok so then ok, so we're both living in New York, not seeing anyone. That's so not like us!
(They both stare each other down as we hear Lets get ready to r-r-r-rum-ble!!!)
Joey: (bewildered) Oh! Oh, well! At least we're both having fun!
Chandler: Oh, I see what you mean, that's quite nice. (They look at each other, both embarassed)
(They both hug, and Rachel, who was in the back of the plane, sees this and smiles.)
Ross: (knocks on door) Rach, you there? (Joey and Rachel both get up from the bed)
Both: Yeah
Joey: Alright, alright, okay, uhm... How 'bout this, how about this? Tomorrow... tomorrow we'll both go and we'll tell him together.
(Ross enters the room, takes off his robe and enters the booth. He stands with his back to the nozzles and then realises that this booth has nozzles at both sides of the wall)
Phoebe: Oh! Well, what kind of emergency that gets us both out of here?
Phoebe: Left! (Rachel hands her the napkin in her left hand and they both unfold and read them.) Thank you.
(They both walk to the door and enter the hallway.)
(They both enter the apartment again, where Amanda is "dancing" for Chandler, but she's really terrible at it)
(Charlie and Benji both let their hands slide down Ross's face, until their hands meet, and they hold hands.)
(They both stare for a while, and then look at each other)
Rachel: Okay. (they both look into the camera, and Ross waves.) Hi Emma. Well, your first birthday is over, and it was really...
(While they are both pushing the painting towards each other, Phoebe enters)
Chandler: You know you don't want me to help. You can't have it both ways!
Charity guy: Right. Well, on behalf of the children: thank you both very much.
Rachel: Oh, hey, I have an idea. Why don't we play rock-paper-scissors, and whoever loses goes in first. (they all agree) Ready? (they do the rock-paper-scissor thing with they hands and Rachel has paper, Phoebe and Ross both have rock, while Joey is doing a strange upward wiggling with his fingers. They all look a him confused).
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is there except for Rachel and Ross, who both come storming in. Rachel is still going off about Rosss secret marriage.]
Erica: I was wondering you both have such serious jobs. (to Monica) Would you have time to take care of a baby and your flock?
Chandler: He's doing that weird eye contact thing. Don't look at him, don't look at him! (They both look away)
Ross: (happily) My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this. (He hugs them both.)
[Scene: Ross and his date walk into a lobby. They are both wearing their jackets]
Phoebe: Oh yeah? Well, let's see. (she takes her mobile phone) Ok, duck down. (they both get down to hide themselves. Phoebe calls Chandler)
(They both confer)
Monica: And when I told her that I was gonna be moving in with Chandler, she was really supportive. (To Rachel) (Starts to cry) You were so great. You made it so easy. And now you have to leave. And I have to live with a boy!! (They both break down in tears.)
[Flashback, year 1987. Chandler enters the school's corridor. Ross is hanging some flyers on the wall. Both have a funny 80s hair and clothes.]
(they both run off, leaving Ross, Phoebe and Rachel stunned.)
Mike: You both wanna do it? Uhm... there's only room for one.
Phoebe: Oh no, no. I can't choose between you two! I love you both so much!
Chandler: I know. See, yes. Thats Yasmine Bleeth, shes a completely different kind of chick. I love you both. But in very different ways.
Chandler: You told us both we could be in the wedding? (they both stare at Rachel)
Both: YAY! WHOO! YAY!
Monica: Here, let me help you. (they both start opening boxes)
Chandler: Well, it's just interesting. You know, because no one will ever know, because no one can experience both.
Both: (long pause, they realize) Oh yeah!
Monica: (Thinks a little more) Okay, Okay, (clapping her hands) All right. What if we got both houses? Huh? We can turn this house into a guest house.
[Scene: Barbados, Monica and Chandler's Room. They both enter from Ross's room. Monica still has her big, frizzy hair.]