words in movies
Emily: I love both of you!
Both: All right!
Ross: (entering) Hey, guys! (They both notice his new little friend)
(They both rejoice; Chandler is totally confused.)
Phoebe: Ooh, three points. Both fine answers, but we were looking for leafy, leafy.
(Both Joey and Chandler and Monica and Rachel jump up and down for joy.)
(He knocks on the girls door and walks in. Surprise! The girls, obviously using Star Trek technology, have completely moved everything in both apartments back to their original positions, all in the time it took for the guys to go to a basketball game. Wow! Anyhoo, Chandler is stunned, and Joey doesnt even realise it.)
(They both sprint to what used to be their apartment.)
Chandler: Well, youre gonna have to leave sometime, because you both have jobs, and as soon as you do, were switching it back! Theres nothing you can do to stop us! Right, Joe?
(They both go back into their old rooms and shut the doors. Of course, Chandler has to close both sections of his door.)
Both: Sunshine is here! The sky is clear, the mornings here!
Both: The dark of night has disappeared!!
Joey: They're so small! (Both he and Ross look at them with satisfied looks on their faces.)
Monica: They really were pretty, werent they? (Rachel and Phoebe both agree)
Chandler: (quietly) Hi! (They both start kissing.)
(They both grab him and stop him.)
(They both go to her apartment.)
Chandler: Yeah, we were just talking about that. I can't believe how stupid we used to look. (They both quickly push their sleeves over their elbows.)
(They both laugh as Ross heads back to the bathroom.)
Joey: Hey, let's go look at it! (They both jump up.)
Ross: Oh mom! Okay, umm, her name is Carol. And she's really pretty. And smart. And uh, she's-she's on the lacrosse team and the golf team. Can you believe it? She plays for both teams!
(They both start laughing at him.)
(Rachel grabs the bug bomb, activates it, throws it at the figure, and they both run out through the fog.)
(They both throw the scripts in his face.)
(They both start to read ahead.)
Phoebe: Ooh, you nailed the Old Lady! (They both laugh at what she said.)
(Rachel and Sophie both back out and close the door without saying anything.
(They both exit.)
(They both exit.)
Both: We can't do that. (They separate.)
(They both stand real close together.)
Monica: Chandler that's crazy! If you give up every time you'd have a fight with someone you'd never be with anyone longer thanOhhh! (They both realize something there.)
(They both walk off the court.)
Chandler: You guys haven't actually met before, but, boy! You're both polite! (pause) Go to have a seat Zack, and I'll get you a beer.
(They both turn around.)
Gunther: Here you go. (Serves them both some coffee.)
(Both of them remove their hats as Phoebe enters.)
Ross: (happily again) You were worried about me? You didn't know how I was going to react? (He hugs them both.)
Ross: (happily) My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this. (He hugs them both.) (To Joey and Rachel) You guys probably wanna get some hugs in too, huh? Big news!
(Chandler turns to watch her go and then sees Ross and Joey both with huge grimaces on their faces.)
(Joey and Chandler both run to shut off the tape.)
(They both run to rip the covers off the bed, but are interrupted by Ross.)
Monica: Hes retiling my floor. (they both run to the bathroom)
Ross: Hey, both you guys should be up there with me. I mean, you two are-are my I mean, Im lucky to have just one good (They all start getting emotional.)
(Raymond and Joey both eat a spoonful and Joey turns to Raymond and says )
Rachel: Oh what, you-you want both of them?
(They both sit down.)
Chandler: Oh, thats cool. Then Ill just bring them both over.
Ross: Maybe it was both of us, but we had our best friend's interest (Pauses and looks at Joey.) But we had our best friend's interest at heart.
Chandler: Thats a great idea! We can easily think of a way for us both to enjoy the room.
Chandler: Made a few calls, pulled some strings, and they agreed to seat us at 11:30 if we both had the chicken and didn't get desert.
Rachel: Ugh! Look you guys, I'm really excited about this! Okay? I don't care what you think! I'm gonna go set up a little litter box for Mrs. Whiskerson. (They both glare at her.) Well, what am I gonna call her? Fluffy?!
[Scene: Gary and Phoebe's apartment, it's morning and they're both waking up in bed.]
[Time lapse, they're both entering.]
(They both exit.)
(Monica and Chandler both remember a special moment between them.)
(They both bounce back into the bathroom.)
Ross: Hey! Hey! Hey! I get to choose my best man, and I want both you guys.
(They both start laughing. There's a knock on the door.)
Ross: Excuse me sir, you've got a little something right here. (He points to the corner of his mouth and they both laugh.)
(They both sit down.)
[Scene: Rosss birthday, night has fallen and Joey and Ross are walking by where his car is parked to find that both cars blocking him in have left.]
(They both start speaking Italian to each other, and since I'm not Italian and don't understand one word, we'll move on to the English portion of the show. Not, that I'm English. Not that there's anything wrong with that, it's just that I'm not. Y'know I think I should shut-up now and move on. Anyhoo, she says something about Joey being fat I think based on this line.)
Chandler: Okay, make sure you look both ways before you cross the street.
(Suddenly, theres movement beside her, startling her. Its Ross! He wakes up and they both start screaming in terror. Then they both grab their heads having aggravated their hangovers.)
[Scene: Joey and Janines apartment, they both enter.]
Phoebe: Well look, you dont really like the one from uptown and youre too exhausted from dating the one up in Poughkeepsie, so I say you just end them both. Okay? You take a train up to Poughkeepsie and break up with her, and on your way back you break up with uptown. And then by the time you get home tonight, youre done!
Joey: Id love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. Shes sleeping. (The women both laugh) Hey uh, would you two girls like to go for a drink? (Just then the same guy with the football dives to make a catch, lands on the car cover, and collapses it. It turns out that Joey set up a bunch of boxes to make it look like a Porsche.)
[Monica and Chandler both are shocked. Ross gives Monica a take that! look.]
(He throws it back to Ross, but it's intercepted by Monica and the guys both scream in horror.)
Chandler: Eh, theyre both good. I generally just go with, Monicas drunk again. (Monica glares at him.)
(They both look at her.)
(Both Chandler and Ross are eager to hear her decision.)
Rachel: Ross said my name. Okay? My name. Ross said my name up there that obviously means that he still loves me! (They both just stare at her.) Okay, dont believe me, I know Im rightdo you guys want to go downstairs and get a drink?
(They both stare at the newborn.)
[Scene: Mike's parents house. Dining room again. Both Mike and Phoebe are not at the table, but the others still are.]
Phoebe: Now, its you little bunny friend. (She sticks it in Rachels face and they both laugh.)
Rachel: Oh, its the best! (They both exhale contemplating the joys of marriage.) So, umm hows Monica?
Chandler: Okay. (They both realize what he just said.)
Monica: No! (They both laugh.) Oyster?
Joey: Hi Alex! (to the director) And uh, as you can see my hands are not in my pants. (Holds them both up.)
Chandler: Okay! (They both get up.)
(They both laugh.)
Joey: But you got to be with both of them, right?
Ross: (stopping them) Okay-okay! Two very good points, look Ive known you both a long time, and Ive never seen either of you one/millionth as happy as youve been since youve got together. Do you really want to throw that all away over a room? That is so silly. Now wh-what is more important, love or silliness?
Monica: Oh its so cute. I wonder what age it is when you stop being able to put both legs over your head.
(They both scream and jump away.)
(They both get out of bed and go get some cake.)
Phoebe: Alright, now I will let go if you both stop.
Chandler: (thinking it over) Well, I did put a lot of thought in the tape. (They both run into the bedroom.)
[Scene: The Medical Research office, Joey is there with Carl in the waiting room. Two identical twins come out and both wave by at the same time.]
Rachel: My God! (They both run into the bedrooms.)
Chandler: (laughs) Well, don�t believe everything you hear, Ken. (both turning away to files) But yeah, that�s true. Alright, let�s get started, by take a look at last quarter�s figures. (The female next to Chandler starts smoking, towards her:) Ah, Claudia, aren�t you supposed to blow smoke up the bosses� ass?
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers bedroom, they are both getting undressed.]
Sarah: (approaching with two filled balloons in her hands) Nobody! We put them in here! (Indicates the aforementioned balloons causing both of them to scream in delight and start drinking from the balloons.)
Rachel: Oh thats right. Youre the talker. (They both reflect on that briefly) Anyway uh, great idea! Umm, I gotta go to the store; I told him that I would buy him some more tissues.
(They both take a drink of coffee.)
Chandler: I got a good one, I got a good one! I once walked in on both my parents making love to the same guy.
Rachel: Phoebe you cant have both of them! You have to pick one!
Phoebe: I dontLook I dont know what youre complaining about now? You were both aware of the situation!
(She turns her head away and when shes not looking, Phoebe shakes her head and mouths, "No, Im not." Both Joey and Ross smile, look at each other, and then stop smiling.)
Phoebe: Yeah absolutely! (They both switch.)
Rachel: What do you think Monica mean when she said she didnt want to talk, especially with me? I mean, why not especially you and me? We were both out there kissing.
(Phoebe and Rachel both pause, look at each other, and go press their breasts against him. Which Joey doesnt mind, of course.)
(They start making out and both start to feel something growing below the belt line.)
Alice: Dont get me started. (To Phoebe) Anyway, umm, since there are three babies and umm, we both got to put our names in, we would be truly honoured if you named the other boy baby.
Ross: Yes! Thats where we realized we were both super cool people!
(They both get dejected and go sit down.)
Kyle: Oh hey! Good, youre both here.
Ross: (takes a drink) Damn, this coffees cold! Hey Rach, do you mind if I heat this up on your loins? (Joey and he both laugh.)
Phoebe: Both of you together?
Monica: First of all um, I love you both so much and youre both so important to me