words in movies
Rachel: Yeah, and yknow what? I love them both, so why dont you just pick one and thatll be it.
Joey: Hey. I just saw a woman breast feeding both of her twins at the same time; it is like a freak show up here. (Notices shes wiping her eyes.) Whats the matter?
Rachel: Ugh! Look you guys, I'm really excited about this! Okay? I don't care what you think! I'm gonna go set up a little litter box for Mrs. Whiskerson. (They both glare at her.) Well, what am I gonna call her? Fluffy?!
Chandler: Oh, thats cool. Then Ill just bring them both over.
[Time lapse, they're both entering.]
(They both exit.)
(They both bounce back into the bathroom.)
(Monica and Chandler both remember a special moment between them.)
(They both start laughing. There's a knock on the door.)
Ross: Excuse me sir, you've got a little something right here. (He points to the corner of his mouth and they both laugh.)
(They both sit down.)
Ross: Hey! Hey! Hey! I get to choose my best man, and I want both you guys.
[Scene: Rosss birthday, night has fallen and Joey and Ross are walking by where his car is parked to find that both cars blocking him in have left.]
Chandler: Okay, make sure you look both ways before you cross the street.
(They both start speaking Italian to each other, and since I'm not Italian and don't understand one word, we'll move on to the English portion of the show. Not, that I'm English. Not that there's anything wrong with that, it's just that I'm not. Y'know I think I should shut-up now and move on. Anyhoo, she says something about Joey being fat I think based on this line.)
(Suddenly, theres movement beside her, startling her. Its Ross! He wakes up and they both start screaming in terror. Then they both grab their heads having aggravated their hangovers.)
(He throws it back to Ross, but it's intercepted by Monica and the guys both scream in horror.)
Joey: Id love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. Shes sleeping. (The women both laugh) Hey uh, would you two girls like to go for a drink? (Just then the same guy with the football dives to make a catch, lands on the car cover, and collapses it. It turns out that Joey set up a bunch of boxes to make it look like a Porsche.)
[Monica and Chandler both are shocked. Ross gives Monica a take that! look.]
Phoebe: Well look, you dont really like the one from uptown and youre too exhausted from dating the one up in Poughkeepsie, so I say you just end them both. Okay? You take a train up to Poughkeepsie and break up with her, and on your way back you break up with uptown. And then by the time you get home tonight, youre done!
[Scene: Mike's parents house. Dining room again. Both Mike and Phoebe are not at the table, but the others still are.]
[Scene: Joey and Janines apartment, they both enter.]
Rachel: Oh, its the best! (They both exhale contemplating the joys of marriage.) So, umm hows Monica?
Chandler: Eh, theyre both good. I generally just go with, Monicas drunk again. (Monica glares at him.)
(They both look at her.)
(Both Chandler and Ross are eager to hear her decision.)
Rachel: Ross said my name. Okay? My name. Ross said my name up there that obviously means that he still loves me! (They both just stare at her.) Okay, dont believe me, I know Im rightdo you guys want to go downstairs and get a drink?
(They both stare at the newborn.)
Ross: (stopping them) Okay-okay! Two very good points, look Ive known you both a long time, and Ive never seen either of you one/millionth as happy as youve been since youve got together. Do you really want to throw that all away over a room? That is so silly. Now wh-what is more important, love or silliness?
Chandler: Okay. (They both realize what he just said.)
Monica: No! (They both laugh.) Oyster?
(They both get out of bed and go get some cake.)
Joey: Hi Alex! (to the director) And uh, as you can see my hands are not in my pants. (Holds them both up.)
Chandler: Okay! (They both get up.)
(They both laugh.)
Joey: But you got to be with both of them, right?
Phoebe: Now, its you little bunny friend. (She sticks it in Rachels face and they both laugh.)
(They both scream and jump away.)
Chandler: (thinking it over) Well, I did put a lot of thought in the tape. (They both run into the bedroom.)
Chandler: (laughs) Well, don�t believe everything you hear, Ken. (both turning away to files) But yeah, that�s true. Alright, let�s get started, by take a look at last quarter�s figures. (The female next to Chandler starts smoking, towards her:) Ah, Claudia, aren�t you supposed to blow smoke up the bosses� ass?
[Scene: The Medical Research office, Joey is there with Carl in the waiting room. Two identical twins come out and both wave by at the same time.]
Rachel: My God! (They both run into the bedrooms.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers bedroom, they are both getting undressed.]
Monica: Oh its so cute. I wonder what age it is when you stop being able to put both legs over your head.
Phoebe: Alright, now I will let go if you both stop.
Rachel: Oh thats right. Youre the talker. (They both reflect on that briefly) Anyway uh, great idea! Umm, I gotta go to the store; I told him that I would buy him some more tissues.
Chandler: I got a good one, I got a good one! I once walked in on both my parents making love to the same guy.
Sarah: (approaching with two filled balloons in her hands) Nobody! We put them in here! (Indicates the aforementioned balloons causing both of them to scream in delight and start drinking from the balloons.)
(They both take a drink of coffee.)
Rachel: Phoebe you cant have both of them! You have to pick one!
Phoebe: I dontLook I dont know what youre complaining about now? You were both aware of the situation!
(She turns her head away and when shes not looking, Phoebe shakes her head and mouths, "No, Im not." Both Joey and Ross smile, look at each other, and then stop smiling.)
Alice: Dont get me started. (To Phoebe) Anyway, umm, since there are three babies and umm, we both got to put our names in, we would be truly honoured if you named the other boy baby.
Rachel: What do you think Monica mean when she said she didnt want to talk, especially with me? I mean, why not especially you and me? We were both out there kissing.
(They start making out and both start to feel something growing below the belt line.)
Phoebe: Yeah absolutely! (They both switch.)
Ross: Yes! Thats where we realized we were both super cool people!
(Phoebe and Rachel both pause, look at each other, and go press their breasts against him. Which Joey doesnt mind, of course.)
(They both get dejected and go sit down.)
Ross: Wait a minute, she was walking the bike? Both times?
Kyle: Oh hey! Good, youre both here.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently.]
Joey: (whispers to Phoebe and Rachel) Hey, thank you so much. (They both exit.)
[The next flashback is from The One Where Eddie Moves In. It's the sequence where Joey and Chandler are both saddened that they're not living together anymore. All By Myself is playing in the background.]
Joey: Phoebe! Were both (points at Ross and himself) your backup?!
Phoebe: Both of you together?
Monica: First of all um, I love you both so much and youre both so important to me
Ross: Both logic and math are taking a serious hit today.
Ross: (takes a drink) Damn, this coffees cold! Hey Rach, do you mind if I heat this up on your loins? (Joey and he both laugh.)
Chandler: I would really love it if could do both.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are napping together again and both wake up at the same time.]
(Monica comes out of the bathroom like a bolt, and Rachel and Joey both enter.)
Mr. Zelner: Uh actually, Id like to speak with both of you.
[Scene: Central Park, Phoebe is now riding her bike with ease and stops in front of Ross. They both giggle.]
(They both go over to light the candles.)
(Joey finishes climbing the stairs and sees them. Chandler and Rachel both stop and look up at him. Joey sits down on the step.)
The Second Guest: We went to college with both of them and now we live next door.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, scene continued from earlier. They both get up and move to the window.]
Phoebe: Yeah That does sound great. I'm going to get the phone. (They both get up.)
Rachel: Oh is it?! (She answers the cute guys phone.) Uhh, hello? (On her phone) Yes hi, is Rachel there? (On the other phone) Yes she is, just one moment please. (To Phoebe, holding out both phones.) Its for me!
Joey: And I know both of them, theyre really good. One of them is the guy from those allergy commercials whos always getting chased by those big flowers
Joey: Man, Im starving! What the hell was I thinking at dinner?! "Do you want soup or salad?" Both! Always order both!
(Ross and Susan both angrily leave the hopsital room.)
Rachel: (They both look behind them.) Well, I'd have to say gay.
(They kiss and both put their hands on the others face like Jessica would do.)
Cecilia: Oh yeah-yeah, we should get the (Pause) So when Jessica kisses a man, she usually puts umm, both her hands on the mans face. (She does so.)
Phoebe: Both!
Ross: Yeah! I dont know. I mean, last year Elizabeth now-now this kid. What-what-what-what is it?! Am I giving out some kind of sexy professor vibe? (Rachel and Joey both look at him.)
Monica: Okay. (They both jump up to head for there room, but Monica stops.) But wait, we cant. My Cousin Cassie is in the guest room, were supposed to have lunch.
(Joey throws open his door and stands there still in the Superman costume then slowly makes his way to the bathroom while keeping both eyes on the cage.)
[Two guys walk over and interrupt her. Theyre both names youve already heard. Ones Billy Crystal. Yes, that Billy Crystal from City Slickers. The other one is Robin Williams. Yes, that Robin Williams from Mrs. Doubtfire.]
Monica: All right. Umm, you could uh start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, 3, 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, (Rachel starts getting worked up) 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7 7.. 7 7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7 (mouths 7)! (They both lean back on the couch satisfied.)
(They both grab him and stop him.)
Monica: It-its so great to see you both here.
Helena: (disappointed) I see. Well, I wish you both a lifetime of happiness. (To a bald guy.) So youre bald?
Chandler: So we both finished our vows.
Joey: No! No, Im the minister! All right, look-look, put em both on the phone, Ill marry them right now.
(Joey and Richard both wipe their faces and are given towels.)
Chandler: Absolutely! Yknow, because touchie can mean both ass and good worker.
Chandler: You look beautiful mom. (His dad clears his throat.) You look beautiful too dad. I love you both. (He kisses his dad on the cheek) Im so glad you here. (He kisses his mom.)
[Scene: The Movie Set, Joey and Richard are in the middle of a scene. They are both holding swords.]
(They both go out into the hall.)