words in movies
Monica: I highly doubt that. (they both go to the bathroom)
Monica: Hes retiling my floor. (they both run to the bathroom)
All: All right!! (they lift it into place, however there is one small problem, the unit is so long that it blocks some of both of their bedroom doors.)
(Rachel and Sophie both back out and close the door without saying anything.
(They both exit.)
(They both exit.)
Both: We can't do that. (They separate.)
(They both stand real close together.)
Monica: Chandler that's crazy! If you give up every time you'd have a fight with someone you'd never be with anyone longer thanOhhh! (They both realize something there.)
(They both walk off the court.)
Chandler: You guys haven't actually met before, but, boy! You're both polite! (pause) Go to have a seat Zack, and I'll get you a beer.
(They both turn around.)
Gunther: Here you go. (Serves them both some coffee.)
(Both of them remove their hats as Phoebe enters.)
Ross: (happily again) You were worried about me? You didn't know how I was going to react? (He hugs them both.)
Ross: (happily) My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this. (He hugs them both.) (To Joey and Rachel) You guys probably wanna get some hugs in too, huh? Big news!
(Chandler turns to watch her go and then sees Ross and Joey both with huge grimaces on their faces.)
(They both run to rip the covers off the bed, but are interrupted by Ross.)
(They both sprint to what used to be their apartment.)
Ross: Hey, both you guys should be up there with me. I mean, you two are-are my I mean, Im lucky to have just one good (They all start getting emotional.)
(Raymond and Joey both eat a spoonful and Joey turns to Raymond and says )
Rachel: Oh what, you-you want both of them?
(Joey and Chandler both run to shut off the tape.)
[Scene: Gary and Phoebe's apartment, it's morning and they're both waking up in bed.]
(They both sit down.)
(They both sit down.)
Ross: Maybe it was both of us, but we had our best friend's interest (Pauses and looks at Joey.) But we had our best friend's interest at heart.
Rachel: Ugh! Look you guys, I'm really excited about this! Okay? I don't care what you think! I'm gonna go set up a little litter box for Mrs. Whiskerson. (They both glare at her.) Well, what am I gonna call her? Fluffy?!
[Time lapse, they're both entering.]
(They both exit.)
(They both bounce back into the bathroom.)
(Monica and Chandler both remember a special moment between them.)
Ross: Excuse me sir, you've got a little something right here. (He points to the corner of his mouth and they both laugh.)
Chandler: Thats a great idea! We can easily think of a way for us both to enjoy the room.
Chandler: Made a few calls, pulled some strings, and they agreed to seat us at 11:30 if we both had the chicken and didn't get desert.
Chandler: Oh, thats cool. Then Ill just bring them both over.
(They both start laughing. There's a knock on the door.)
[Monica and Chandler both are shocked. Ross gives Monica a take that! look.]
Ross: Hey! Hey! Hey! I get to choose my best man, and I want both you guys.
[Scene: Rosss birthday, night has fallen and Joey and Ross are walking by where his car is parked to find that both cars blocking him in have left.]
Chandler: Okay, make sure you look both ways before you cross the street.
(Suddenly, theres movement beside her, startling her. Its Ross! He wakes up and they both start screaming in terror. Then they both grab their heads having aggravated their hangovers.)
Joey: Id love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. Shes sleeping. (The women both laugh) Hey uh, would you two girls like to go for a drink? (Just then the same guy with the football dives to make a catch, lands on the car cover, and collapses it. It turns out that Joey set up a bunch of boxes to make it look like a Porsche.)
(They both start speaking Italian to each other, and since I'm not Italian and don't understand one word, we'll move on to the English portion of the show. Not, that I'm English. Not that there's anything wrong with that, it's just that I'm not. Y'know I think I should shut-up now and move on. Anyhoo, she says something about Joey being fat I think based on this line.)
Phoebe: Well look, you dont really like the one from uptown and youre too exhausted from dating the one up in Poughkeepsie, so I say you just end them both. Okay? You take a train up to Poughkeepsie and break up with her, and on your way back you break up with uptown. And then by the time you get home tonight, youre done!
[Scene: Mike's parents house. Dining room again. Both Mike and Phoebe are not at the table, but the others still are.]
(He throws it back to Ross, but it's intercepted by Monica and the guys both scream in horror.)
[Scene: Joey and Janines apartment, they both enter.]
(They both look at her.)
(Both Chandler and Ross are eager to hear her decision.)
Rachel: Oh, its the best! (They both exhale contemplating the joys of marriage.) So, umm hows Monica?
Rachel: Ross said my name. Okay? My name. Ross said my name up there that obviously means that he still loves me! (They both just stare at her.) Okay, dont believe me, I know Im rightdo you guys want to go downstairs and get a drink?
Chandler: Eh, theyre both good. I generally just go with, Monicas drunk again. (Monica glares at him.)
Chandler: Okay. (They both realize what he just said.)
(They both stare at the newborn.)
Ross: (stopping them) Okay-okay! Two very good points, look Ive known you both a long time, and Ive never seen either of you one/millionth as happy as youve been since youve got together. Do you really want to throw that all away over a room? That is so silly. Now wh-what is more important, love or silliness?
Phoebe: Now, its you little bunny friend. (She sticks it in Rachels face and they both laugh.)
Monica: No! (They both laugh.) Oyster?
Joey: Hi Alex! (to the director) And uh, as you can see my hands are not in my pants. (Holds them both up.)
Chandler: Okay! (They both get up.)
(They both laugh.)
Joey: But you got to be with both of them, right?
(They both get out of bed and go get some cake.)
(They both scream and jump away.)
Chandler: (thinking it over) Well, I did put a lot of thought in the tape. (They both run into the bedroom.)
[Scene: The Medical Research office, Joey is there with Carl in the waiting room. Two identical twins come out and both wave by at the same time.]
Rachel: My God! (They both run into the bedrooms.)
Rachel: Oh thats right. Youre the talker. (They both reflect on that briefly) Anyway uh, great idea! Umm, I gotta go to the store; I told him that I would buy him some more tissues.
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers bedroom, they are both getting undressed.]
Phoebe: Alright, now I will let go if you both stop.
Chandler: (laughs) Well, don�t believe everything you hear, Ken. (both turning away to files) But yeah, that�s true. Alright, let�s get started, by take a look at last quarter�s figures. (The female next to Chandler starts smoking, towards her:) Ah, Claudia, aren�t you supposed to blow smoke up the bosses� ass?
Monica: Oh its so cute. I wonder what age it is when you stop being able to put both legs over your head.
Sarah: (approaching with two filled balloons in her hands) Nobody! We put them in here! (Indicates the aforementioned balloons causing both of them to scream in delight and start drinking from the balloons.)
(They both take a drink of coffee.)
Chandler: I got a good one, I got a good one! I once walked in on both my parents making love to the same guy.
(She turns her head away and when shes not looking, Phoebe shakes her head and mouths, "No, Im not." Both Joey and Ross smile, look at each other, and then stop smiling.)
Rachel: Phoebe you cant have both of them! You have to pick one!
Phoebe: Yeah absolutely! (They both switch.)
Phoebe: I dontLook I dont know what youre complaining about now? You were both aware of the situation!
(They both get dejected and go sit down.)
Rachel: What do you think Monica mean when she said she didnt want to talk, especially with me? I mean, why not especially you and me? We were both out there kissing.
Alice: Dont get me started. (To Phoebe) Anyway, umm, since there are three babies and umm, we both got to put our names in, we would be truly honoured if you named the other boy baby.
(They start making out and both start to feel something growing below the belt line.)
(Phoebe and Rachel both pause, look at each other, and go press their breasts against him. Which Joey doesnt mind, of course.)
Phoebe: Both of you together?
Ross: Yes! Thats where we realized we were both super cool people!
Kyle: Oh hey! Good, youre both here.
Chandler: I would really love it if could do both.
Monica: First of all um, I love you both so much and youre both so important to me
Ross: Both logic and math are taking a serious hit today.
Ross: (takes a drink) Damn, this coffees cold! Hey Rach, do you mind if I heat this up on your loins? (Joey and he both laugh.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are napping together again and both wake up at the same time.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently.]
Joey: (whispers to Phoebe and Rachel) Hey, thank you so much. (They both exit.)
[The next flashback is from The One Where Eddie Moves In. It's the sequence where Joey and Chandler are both saddened that they're not living together anymore. All By Myself is playing in the background.]
Ross: Wait a minute, she was walking the bike? Both times?
(Monica comes out of the bathroom like a bolt, and Rachel and Joey both enter.)
Mr. Zelner: Uh actually, Id like to speak with both of you.
Joey: Phoebe! Were both (points at Ross and himself) your backup?!
[Scene: Central Park, Phoebe is now riding her bike with ease and stops in front of Ross. They both giggle.]
Phoebe: Yeah That does sound great. I'm going to get the phone. (They both get up.)
(They both go over to light the candles.)
Joey: And I know both of them, theyre really good. One of them is the guy from those allergy commercials whos always getting chased by those big flowers