words in movies
(The party falls flat. Chandler tries to think of a witticism, but even he can't help...)
Monica: (as Rachel) Hi, Dad. No, no, it's me. (Getting up to move further away from Rachel) li-listen, Dad, I can't talk right now, um, but there's something, um... there's something that I've been meaning to tell you...
Rachel: (on phone) Daddy... Daddy... Daddy, why whyyy would I sleep with Billy Dreskin? His father tried to put you out of business! (Rachel turns to Monica, clasping the receiver to her bosom so Dr.Green can't hear, while mouthing "You are...") ...dead!
Joey: I've been trying for two days. When I called the restaurant, they said she was too busy to talk. I can't believe she's blowin' me off.
Phoebe: I can't believe you did this.
Phoebe: I can't believe you... (holding up Joey's cardigan) ..did this.
Cynthia: I can't believe you thought that you were going to video tape us having sex on the first date! (She storms away and Rachel enters to confront Joey.)
Phoebe: No, I can't talk to you! I don't have a fancy ad in the Yellow Pages!
Joey: I can't tell you what I know.
Rachel: Oh no, I can't tell you until you tell me what you know.
Rachel: Well then I can't tell you what I know.
Rachel: I can't believe you would say that!
(Monica does a fake laugh. For the laughs, you'll have to see the episode. I can't describe them.)
Monica: I can't believe you let them win!
Monica: I can't believe we've never done this before! It's sooo good! So good for Monica!
Chandler: And, I want you to remember that I gave you twenty (counts his money) seven dollars. No strings attached. Now, if you can't remember that, I think we should write it downlet's write it down!
Ross: ...I'll go. Let's start with the way he kept picking at- no, I'm sorry, I can't do this, can't do this. We loved him.
Both: We can't do that. (They separate.)
Frank Sr.: I can't believe this. I justI can't believe this. How-howOh my God. How long ago?
Joey: I can't believe I'm hearing this!
Ross: Oh my God! I love this apartment! Isn't it perfect?! I can't believe I never realized how great it is!
Phoebe: Oh! Oh, I can't believe it! I mean I think it's great! For him. She might be able to do better.
Joey: I can't take any
Joey: Noo! I can't take any more secrets! (To Rachel) I've got your secrets. I've got their secrets. I got secrets of my own y'know!
Monica: You've been lying to me? I can't believe you'd do that.
Phoebe: Well, if you really wanna know, I'mOh! I can't tell you this.
Phoebe: Well actually you're the one person I can't tell this too. And the one person I want to the most.
Chandler: Oh, y'know I-I can't hear that enough.
Phoebe: God, they thought they can mess with us! They're trying to mess with us?! They don't know that we know they know we know! (Joey just shakes his head.) Joey, you can't say anything!
Chandler: Okay! Okay! Okay! You win! You win!! I can't have sex with ya!
Monica: Are you crazy?! We own those two! I mean look at 'um, he can't breath and she's popping pills.
Ross: Look, this is a disaster! Can't I please just go?
Joey: (whining and heading toward the door) Look, it's too late, and I got an audition. I can't shop anymore! I...
Ross: Phoebe! I can't believe you gave them money! I thought you agreed it was totally unreasonable that they asked me for that money!
Phoebe: You can't put your cigarette out on a tree!
Ross: I can't believe that didn't work!
Phoebe: Ooh, God, it's him! It's that cop! God, I can't believe it! He found me!
Phoebe: All right, I can't wait!
Ross: You can't just call Godfather. Don't you think her brother should be Godfather?
Chandler: You had a dream about a girl that I am seeing?! Oh, that is so cool! (To Monica) I can't tell you how many times I've dreamt about a girl that he was seeing. (Seeing Monica's stare.) (To Joey) Anyway we're talking about your dream. (To Monica) I love you. (To Joey) Your dream? (Leans in to listen closely.)
Rachel: I can't believe it! I got a second interview!
Phoebe: Oh we can't, we already have plans.
Cop: Yeah. Ever since you flashed my badge at me, I kinda can't stop thinking about you. You're the prettiest, fake undercover whore I've ever seen.
Monica: Come on, we can't let them win!
Monica: Thank God! I can't watch him anymore!
Ross: I can't believe this, she's our daughter! That you would treat her like some kind of showdog is inexcusable!
Chandler: Top of the world? Dock of the bay? (He tries to think of another but can't) I'm out.
Rachel: I am so proud of Joey, I can't believe he's going to be on Law & Order!
Rachel: Oh boy, I just can't watch. It's too scary!
Monica: You don't know everything. Did you know that I'm going out with Rachel tonight instead of you? Hmm? And did you know that the only baby around here is you?! And did you know that I can't even look at you right now?! (She storms out.)
Ross: (He opens the door while faking a laugh.) Hey! Oh, we-we can't keep eating like this. (Monica turns her head in shame.)
Malcom: So you spied on me. I can't believe you don't trust me. (Ursula walks past, and Malcom finds behind the pillar)
Gary: Yeah, you can't eat that in my car.
Chandler: I can't smell your sandwich?
Rachel: What?! We can't do that!
Gary: I know! I can't wait!
Phoebe: I can't believe this!
Ross: Maybe I should get another pair! Ooh, y'know, they-they had some with fringe all down the sides. (Chandler starts rubbing his temple again.) I'm gonna go kiss Ben goodnight. (He starts to head for Monica's bedroom.) I can't believe he thinks I'm a cowboy. (Pause.) I would make a good cowboy. (He struts into Monica's room.)
{Oh, all right! Geez, I can't have any fun!}
Joey: Oh, I don't know . Yeah, can't do it.
Chandler: Huh-huh! You can't give her that.
Ross: Well if you can't remember, can't we just forget about this?
Rachel: Okay, then y'know what? Help me! I need help! I can't do this!
Phoebe: Ooh! So now why can't we tell Chandler?
Phoebe: Well, if you don't know I can't help you.
Phoebe: Well, I can't help you.
Joey: I can't decide which route to take to Vegas. Hey, you've traveled a lot right?
Phoebe: Oh, I can't believe you guys lasted a whole year!
Chandler: (Pause) Y'know, I-I can't really put a price on that Joe.
Chandler: (interrupting in the nick of time) Joey, I uh! I can't believe this is how I'm spending my anniversary.
Monica: I can not see him? I mean, you can't tell me what to do!
Monica: I can't believe this! This is like the worst night ever!
Joey: Me?! Oh come on, man! You can't do this! Come on! (Being dragged out by the guard) I'm your hand twin!!
Rachel: (to Ross) I can't believe you don't want to know. I mean, I couldn't not know, I mean, if, if the doctor knows, and Carol knows, and Susan knows....
Chandler: (sees the roll) Yes!! I love you! I can't even remember what we were fighting about!
Monica: Okay, come on, I can't get married until I get something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue.
Joey's Hand Twin: You can't sit here if you're not gonna play.
Phoebe: Yeah, it's weird. I can't help it though he's so sweet, he's like this little puppy dog, y'know? But like a really tough one that shots bad guys. Ohh, I just love beginning parts of relationships, y'know?! You just like can't keep your hands off each other.
Phoebe: All right, well, I just can't think about that right now. I just wanna say good-bye to my Grandma.
Ross: It's an honor to meet you. I can't tell you how long I've been an admirer of your work, I mean, that Nobel prize, (he thumbs up) whoooo! I mean, I have to tell you that, you're one of the reasons I got into the field.
Rachel: Oh no, wait a minute, wait, I've got a presentation tomorrow. I can't miss that.
Phoebe: No! No, you can't arrest me! No!! I won't go back! I won't go back to that hell hole!!
Chandler: Y'know what else I can't believe? I had to kiss Phoebe and Rachel every time I left a room, I mean it's too bad they didn't see us having sex.
Rachel: Joey, y'know you get any mustard on that bag, you can't return it.
LIPSON: I'm sorry. Look, I know this can't bring him back but here, it's just a gesture.
Rachel: It was like months ago. We were walking by this antique store, and I saw this pin in the window, and I told him that it was just like one my grandmother had when I was a little girl. Oh! I can't believe he remembered!
Ross: My Thanksgiving leftover sandwich. I can't believe someone ate it!
Joey: Oh, Oh, you're right! I don't want that. I can't date her!
Chandler: Oh come on, come on, it can't be that bad.
Joey: Hey Ross, check this out! (he tries to spin a basketball on his fingertip but he throws it against a table) yeah, I can't do that!
Joey: I don't care, Rach! Look, I am tired of being the guy who knows all the secrets but can't tell anyone!
Monica: Wait a minute...Joey. Joey you can't ask her out, she's your roommate. It-it'll be way too complicated.
Rachel: That's crazy! You can't do that! What are you going to tell her? (Pause) (Realizes) Oh God. Ohh, you already agreed to this, haven't you?
Gary: Oh it's nothing, it just says that you can't sue the city if you scrap your knee or y'know, get your head blown off.
Ross: Yeah, yeah man don't do it. I mean if you date her, then-then-then I can't date her.
MONICA: I can't believe this, just like 2 weeks ago I was watching Sudden Death, now I'm on a date with Jean-Claude Van Damme. Can you beat up that guy? [he nods] Can you beat up that guy?
Ross: Yeah, um, I don't know if you noticed, but he had a lot to drink, and you know how he gets when he's drun..uh... (He has caught sight of Joey scowling at him) I can't do this, I did it, it was me, I'm sorry, I kissed your mom.
MONICA: Really Phoebs? Because, you know, you'd have to be an actual waitress. This can't be like your 'I can be a bear cub' thing.
Ross: You know, I hate to lecture you guys, but it's kinda disgraceful, that a group of well-educated adults and Joey can't name all the states. Did you ever see a map, or one of those round, colorful things called "a globe?" Hmm?
Joey: I did not know that! Thank you Monica. (Starts to leave) I can't believe I almost lost another girl because of counting.
Joey: (at the urinal) Can you stop yellin'? You're makin' me nervous, and I can't go when I'm nervous.
[Scene: The desert outside of Las Vegas, Joey is arriving and we hear the song, Name. Y'know, (singing) I've been through the desert on a horse with no name! It felt good to be out of the rain. In the desert, you can't remember your name, 'cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain. La la la-la-la, la, la, la, la-la-la. You get the idea. Anyhoo, he pulls up and stops. As he gets out of the car, he spills a huge pill of fast food containers out of the foot well.]
Mark: I can't help it, I'm just, I'm just crazy about you.
Joey: I can't believe you said woowoo. I don't even say woowoo.
Phoebe: You are useless! Freaking out about commitment is the one thing you can do! The one thing! And you can't even do that right! God!
Monica: Oh my god! Did you hear that? She said Monica! (She goes back to Clunkers again) Oooh, I can't leave her!