words in movies
(The party falls flat. Chandler tries to think of a witticism, but even he can't help...)
Monica: (as Rachel) Hi, Dad. No, no, it's me. (Getting up to move further away from Rachel) li-listen, Dad, I can't talk right now, um, but there's something, um... there's something that I've been meaning to tell you...
Rachel: (on phone) Daddy... Daddy... Daddy, why whyyy would I sleep with Billy Dreskin? His father tried to put you out of business! (Rachel turns to Monica, clasping the receiver to her bosom so Dr.Green can't hear, while mouthing "You are...") ...dead!
Joey: I've been trying for two days. When I called the restaurant, they said she was too busy to talk. I can't believe she's blowin' me off.
Phoebe: I can't believe you did this.
Phoebe: I can't believe you... (holding up Joey's cardigan) ..did this.
Joey: Yeah! I totally forgot I'm supposed to be there. I can't believe I forgot. I usually write stuff like this on my arm.
Chandler: I can't believe they are not here! I slave and I slave for what? They've ruined cranberry day!
Mike: So what? I mean if even I can get past that, it shouldn't bother you. And you don't have to like her. You just have to accept the fact that I do. I mean, if you even can't be civil to the woman I love...
JOEY: I can't believe you. You told me it was a nubbin.
Joey: I can't. It's like this chemical thing, you know. Every time she starts laughing, I just wanna (grimaces and tenses up) pull my arm off just so that I can have something to throw at her.
Joey: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Monica, what're you doin'? This is a poker game. You can't serve food with more than one syllable. It's gotta be like chips, or dip, or pretz...(look of realization)
Joey: Shh, OK, here I come, here I come. See I'm comin' to fix the copier, I can't get to the copier, I'm thinkin' what do I do, what do I do so I just watch 'em have sex. And then I say, wait, here's my line, (Joey from TV) you know that's bad for the paper tray.
Ross: I can't believe I'm about to meet Benjamin Hobart. I've always thought of him as one of the people I'd invite to my fantasy dinner party. Do you think there's any chance he'll bring Christie Brinkley or C3PO?
Chandler: I don't know. I can't--I just, I can't get her out of my head. Y'know? I mean, I'm a very bad person. I'm a very, very bad person. I'm a horrible person. (he waits for a reaction, when he doesn't get one) No you're not Chandler! We still love you Chandler!
Chandler: I can't believe you'd want us to raise Emma.
David: Yeah, I-I don't, I can't get away with stuff like that. I-I-It sounded sexy in my head, so I...
Joey: I can't believe you guys are moving.
Monica: No. I can't be away from you for that long.
Ross: Rach, you can't call people at three in the morning.
Ross: Rach, I told you, you can't call him every time any little thing comes up.
Joey: Hey, this girl won't turn around and I can't tell whether she's hot or not, what do you think?
Phoebe: .and I said Vicrum you can't just call every time you get lonely you know, you, you gave up that right when you slept with Rachel.
Phoebe: ok I can't do this.
Phoebe: I know! (Phoebe picks up a little packet of sugar, shakes it, and then realises she can't open it with one hand, but doesn't want to let go of Mike's hand. She tries to tear open the packet with one hand.)
Rachel: Oooh... ***I really can't hear what she says*** come here.
Chandler: Okay, what do you saw I go over there and say how much I like her? (Joey gives him a thumbs up) No-no it'll be good, I can tell her much I've been thinking about her. That I haven't stopped thinking about her since the moment I met her. That I'm so fantastically, over-the-top, wanna-slit-my-own-throat in love with her, that for every minute of every hour of every day I can't believe my own damn bad luck that you met her first!!
Sandy: You know, I can't tell it again... (wipes his tears again)
Rachel: I can't... I can't hear it again.
Phoebe: Hmmm... No, no... No, I can't do this. It's bad.
Monica: I can't believe he's that upset about this...
Ross: I know I am! (Ross now starts to cry) ...And when it's summer, and it's hot, why can't you wear a tank top?
Joey: ...No... (he just can't seem to grasp it)
Joey: So what? Being funny is Chandler's thing... You know, like Ross's thing is... (he can't come up with anything)
CHANDLER: Look I, I can't.� What's going on?
MONICA: Chandler look, I don't want to be one of those wives who says, "You can't go to the game.� You have to spend time with me."� So, if you could just realize it on your own . . .
Amy: Why can't you ever be supportive?
JOEY: All right look.� (He walks to the hallway.)� If you can't come home and deal with this, then I'm gonna.
MIKE: I can't do that!
RACHEL: Oh my God.� I can't believe you live in that building.� My grandmother lives in that building.� Ida Green?� No sense of personal space?� Kind of smells like chicken?� Looks like a potato.
PHOEBE: (to Rachel) He says he can't do that.
CHANDLER: (thinks, then turns to Monica) I climb down the fire escape and you can't put that in the closet?
CHANDLER: I'm sorry. �That's the one thing I can't do.� I promised I'd be with Monica.
Monica: I can't believe you're not gonna be here for Christmas.
MONICA: I can't believe you thought I was cheating.� (pointing at Joey) You own me an apology.
Rachel: Yeah, I can't *wait* to go back to work.
Ross: I can't get *enough* dinosaurs!
Chandler: No, you don't have to, and you can't because I, I live here too.
Wendy: Besides, I can't leave until their Christmas party downstairs clears out; there are some *pissed off* insurance people looking for that ham.
Chandler: No not okay, you can't look for Monica's presents!
Chandler: Turns out they can't fire me. Because I quit.
Monica: I can't get married until I get something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue.
Rachel: Wha... are you kidding? I can't return this.
Rachel: Oh no no no no no, Gavin can't, he already has plans, most likely with his mother.
Chandler: I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Joe.
Chandler: Yes, as a matter of fact he did, so I can't let you go.
Rachel: It was ... (can't remember) oh my god. He didn't have a last name. It was just "Tag". You know, like Cher, or, you know, Moses.
Joey: Oh, man, why did have to go and say that for? Now that you told me I can't have it makes me want her even more!
Rachel: What, so I can't lokk nice? There might be doctors there.
Rachel: Why did you invite him?? I can't stand that guy!
Michelle: Thank you so much for letting me do this. Public bathrooms freak me out, I can't even pee, let alone doanything else.
Rachel: I was faking it! Can't you tell when I'm being fake?
Rachel: (to Monica) I still can't believe you invited Gavin. Allright, he is the last person I want to see.
Phoebe: No. (opens the box) wh - get off your sister! Oh my god, what are we gonna do? We have 7 rats. So what if each of them has 7 rats? And then each of those have 7 rats? That's like ... (starts counting with her fingers) That's math I can't even do! What are we gonna do?
PHOEBE: [pauses the tape] Ok, Ben, this is the part where Ernie buries Bert in the sand and can't find him. Now, I've looked ahead on the tape and he does find him again. But, ok, before that happens, there's some pretty rough goin' for a while but I think we can handle it. And, there's just the alphabet but we know that ends well so. Ok, here we go. [starts the tape again]
Ross: I can't believe Rachel just moved on and didn't say anything to me
Monica: No I told you I can't.
Monica: Wait wait! I can't sing in front of all these people.
Monica: Oh my god, Emma. Oh, sweetie, I forgot you were here. Oh, you're right, we can't do this. We can't leave her alone.
(He looks at his bedroom door, but he can't remember the name of the girl.)
Steve (sobbing): I - I can't believe I�m crying in front of you. You must think I'm so pathetic.
Waiter #2: What are you doing? Are you trying to get him to stay? Because you can't do that.
Chandler (laughs): Okay, I'll try. And you can't make any noise.
Joey: Don't you lie to me! I could tell by Chandler's hair. (To Chandler.) You are so lazy. Can't you get on top for once?
Monica: You're a pig. And you can't do this.
Monica: Oh, But you're finally doing something that you love! I can't ask you to give that up. Though it'd be nice if the thing that you love was y'know... finding gold.
Joey: Oh, women can. You can't.
Chandler: I can't believe her! Did she tell you we were having money problems?
Ross: I can't believe you guys are moving in together. That's, that's great! I mean...I'm happy for you guys..
Mike: I can't believe this is gonna end. I guess I'll have my stuff packed up.
Ross: No, I'm sorry. Look I don't think that's what you wanna hear right now but I can't help it. I love marriage.
Chandler: Listen er..I need to ask you a favor but you can't tell Monica anything about it.
Ross: I can't believe you put that on my alumni page!
Phoebe: You can't have it.
Monica: Look, guys, you can't do this, it's just going to make getting over each other, that much harder.
Rachel: Should I be concerned that a button fell off the old Hugsy and I can't find it?
Phoebe: Not if nothing happens. Why can't... why can't we just hang out as friends?
Joey: Look forget it forget it... I can't do it.
Kori: I can't believe that Ross is gone. It is just so sad.
Kori: You sick freak, who does that? I can't believe I had a crush on you! (she leaves and slams the door behind her)
Joey: Can't really say!
Joey: I can't tell you what I'm wishing for! Else...you know...won't come true!
Joey: You're not gonna let me buy the Knicks?? I can't believe you're taking this away from me!
Monica: Well you can't! We're booked solid for the next month!
Rachel: This is easy...Can't do this! (Moves away...and finds her sweater sleeve stuck to the drawer) Oh! Wow! Seriously I can't do this. (Fiddles more)
Phoebe: (still very excited) I don't care, I've never won anything before, I can't believe this!
Ross: I can't believe this, I thought we were all in this together!
Joey/Drake: I can't believe you married him.
Monica: Oh, honey!I can't. I was just telling these guys that things are crazy at the restaurant!
Rachel: Ooh! Honey, it can't be that hard, I mean, you've been in love before?
Ross: No, no, no, you can't take the remote control!
Joey: I wish I could but I just found out that I have to be at work really early the next day, so I can't go, but, you know, take the extra ticket and invite whoever you want.
Rachel: Yeah! You know, ever since I had that dream about him, and can't get it out of my head! And what's the big deal, people do it all the time!
Message: "Hi Joey, it's Jane Rogers can't wait for your party tonight" (Joey's upset and stops it)
Monica: (whispering) You can't!
Rachel: Ok, that's it! Just give'em to me! I'll split them up! (she tries to snatch the bowl from Joey's hands but she can't, so she pinches his nipple and she manages to take it)