words in movies
(The party falls flat. Chandler tries to think of a witticism, but even he can't help...)
Monica: (as Rachel) Hi, Dad. No, no, it's me. (Getting up to move further away from Rachel) li-listen, Dad, I can't talk right now, um, but there's something, um... there's something that I've been meaning to tell you...
Rachel: (on phone) Daddy... Daddy... Daddy, why whyyy would I sleep with Billy Dreskin? His father tried to put you out of business! (Rachel turns to Monica, clasping the receiver to her bosom so Dr.Green can't hear, while mouthing "You are...") ...dead!
Joey: I've been trying for two days. When I called the restaurant, they said she was too busy to talk. I can't believe she's blowin' me off.
Phoebe: I can't believe you did this.
Phoebe: I can't believe you... (holding up Joey's cardigan) ..did this.
MONICA: I can't believe you're dressing up for him. I mean, you're just, you're setting yourself up all over again.
Chandler: No-no-no! I am the king of bad Thanksgivings. You can't just swoop in here with your bad marriage and take that away from me.
Chandler: Well, I can't believe I've been here almost seven seconds and you haven't asked me how my date went.
Charlie: Oh I can't... I have seminars all day and I promised Ross I would look at his speech.
Monica: Hello...? Oh hi... Oh my God...! Really...? I can't wait to tell Chandler... Ok, goodbye. (hangs up)
MONICA: So you can't lose, it's there in the title. Wonderfullness is baked right in.
Joey: I can't! It-it's stuck!
Ross: I can't belive you two had sex in her dream.
Monica: I can't believe he did this.
Janice: Uh-oh-okay. Uh-oh-okay. I know what you all are thinking. But Chandler is in Yemen! I'm a young woman! I have needs! I can't wait forever!
Rachel: I can't go to my own prom without a date, I can't, it's too late.
Monica: (to Ross) I can't believe you did that.
Phoebe: Oh wait! That can't be the one Rachel's talking about. She didn't even know that happened. So which one was it?
Joey: (charmed, but then recoiling) NO, NO! It can't happen at all!
Chandler: I can't believe she can out run you man!
Rachel: Ohh, he's married! Ross is married. I can'tI still can't believe it. (Rachel grabs the picture from Monica)
Frank: I can't believe there's somebody coming out of you right now. There's somebody coming out of you! Is it? Is it? It's my son.
Rachel: Okay. Oh, uh, wait a minute, y'know what? I uh, I can't decide this. Umm, okay, just hold on a second.
Monica: No! Rachel, you didn't find anyone so you can't tell him.
Monica: Okay. I-I can't watch. (Leaves as sits down to read the paper.)
Phoebe: Oh, okay, umm, hi kids! Um, it's me, Aunt Phoebe. I can't wait to see you. Please don't hurt me!
Phoebe: (Grabs the pictures) Oh! Here we all are! Yeah, there's Ross and Joey and you and me. (She picks up a magic marker and draws herself in. Monica can't watch.)
[They start to kiss. They try to get each other's shirts off but can't get the buttons undone.]
Rachel: Oh, god, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these.
Ross: All right Emily, as much as I love you, I'm sorry, I can't move to London without Ben.
Monica: What?! You can'twhat did you tell her?
Monica: A Magic Eight ball?! You can't be serious, you can't make this decision with a toy!
Phoebe: Oh, I can't believe you called her fat.
Ross: No. No. You-you can't help. I mean, I kinda have to do this without your help.
Ross: I can't believe you let George Michael slap you.
Chandler: (jumping on the bed) I can't believe it! We're here!
Rachel: Yeah, I know. It's ridiculous! I can't see you either.
Phoebe: I can't ask him! Do you have any idea how inappropriate that would be?! All I'm saying is just talk to Frank. Okay? Just, y'know, feel him out!
Ross: I can't believe this is happening.
Ross: Okay, I uh, I can't see you anymore.
Gunther: Oh, Ross? Ross! You can't put up flyers in here.
Chandler: No-no-no-no-no! You can't!
Gunther: You can't.
JOEY: Hey, uh, you can't recycle yearbooks, can you?
Ross: (on phone) I know I miss you too. I can't wait to see you. I love you. Bye. (Hangs up.)
Phoebe: All right, I can't sit here anymore. I have to walk places. (She puts on her fur coat.)
Ross: Well, you can't know where I am all the time. Look, this marriage is never gonna work if you don't trust me.
Emily: You obviously can't keep away from her.
Monica: No, they gave us glasses with lipstick on them! I mean, if they didn't change the glasses, who knows what else they didn't change. (He glares at her.) Come on sweetie, I just want this weekend to be perfect, I mean we can change rooms, can't we?
Monica: All right, Rachel, I know-I know you think I'm crazy, please, before you tell him you love him, just-just try to find one person who thinks this is a good idea. Because I bet you, you can't.
Phoebe: (overemphasizing) Mmmmmm! Everything smells so delicious! You know, I can't remember a time I smelt such a delicious combination of (Monica signals her to stop) of, OK, smells.
Phoebe: Okay, stop! Larry, okay, can't you just be Larry and not Larry the health inspector guy? Y'know I mean it was really exciting at first but now it's like, okay, so where are we gonna eat ever?
Joey: Yeah, it was! All right, listen, I can't
Chandler: I can't believe this.
Monica: You said you loved me! I can't believe this!
Ross: I can't catch a break!
PHOEBE: [cutting Mrs. Greene off] Ha-ha, that's great, ha-ha. I can't wait to hear the rest of it, ya know, but I really have to go to the bathroom so... Hey, come with me. Yeah, yeah, it'll be like we're gal pals, ya know, like at a restraunt. Oh, it'll be fun, c'mon. [they go in the bathroom]
Chandler: Yeah, we were just talking about that. I can't believe how stupid we used to look. (They both quickly push their sleeves over their elbows.)
Rachel: (entering, angrily) Ugh, that was so embarrassing! I can't believe you let me go on and on like that!
Monica: You can't fire me. I make your decisions and I say, "I'm not fired!" Ha!
Phoebe: Wait, you can't take the money out.
Ross: And it can't be Joey.
Phoebe: But, can't you leave the dollar? This money is for the poor.
Joey: That part was perfect for me! I can't believe I didn't get it!
MNCA: But I'm gonna be there... for the rest of my life. I mean, I can't break up with him. I'm the one who made him quit drinking. He's dull because of me.
Phoebe: Now, that's trash. Young lady, you can't (The lady ignores her and walks off.) Hey! Stop that young lady, she donated trash!
Joey: Well you gotta kiss someone, you can't kiss your sister.
Chandler: Well, why can't you do them tomorrow?
Phoebe: That chick can't handle my corner.
(He goes to pull up his pants, but can't seem to get them past his knees. He frantically tries to pull them up to no avail. Panic sets in.)
Ross: Well, everyone's gotta kiss someone. You can't kiss Ross you got the history.
Ross: In fact, I'll bet you 50 bucks that you can't go the whole year without making fun of us. Eh, y'know what, better yet? A week.
Joey: I can't tell you what I know.
Cynthia: I can't believe you thought that you were going to video tape us having sex on the first date! (She storms away and Rachel enters to confront Joey.)
Chandler: Y'know, I can't believe I'm getting my nails done! And you said it was gonna be fun! (pause) Which it kinda is. Also, you said there would be other guys here. There are no other guys here!
Mike: You can't keep a rat in your appartment! They're extremely unsanitary, and they transmit leptospirosis and hantavirus.
Phoebe: No, I can't talk to you! I don't have a fancy ad in the Yellow Pages!
Rachel: Oh no, I can't tell you until you tell me what you know.
Rachel: Well then I can't tell you what I know.
Monica: I can't believe we've never done this before! It's sooo good! So good for Monica!
Rachel: I can't believe you would say that!
(Monica does a fake laugh. For the laughs, you'll have to see the episode. I can't describe them.)
Monica: I can't believe you let them win!
Ross: ...I'll go. Let's start with the way he kept picking at- no, I'm sorry, I can't do this, can't do this. We loved him.
Chandler: And, I want you to remember that I gave you twenty (counts his money) seven dollars. No strings attached. Now, if you can't remember that, I think we should write it downlet's write it down!
Both: We can't do that. (They separate.)
Phoebe: Well actually you're the one person I can't tell this too. And the one person I want to the most.
Joey: I can't believe I'm hearing this!
Phoebe: Oh! Oh, I can't believe it! I mean I think it's great! For him. She might be able to do better.
Monica: You've been lying to me? I can't believe you'd do that.
Phoebe: Well, if you really wanna know, I'mOh! I can't tell you this.
Frank Sr.: I can't believe this. I justI can't believe this. How-howOh my God. How long ago?
Ross: Oh my God! I love this apartment! Isn't it perfect?! I can't believe I never realized how great it is!
Joey: I can't take any
Joey: Noo! I can't take any more secrets! (To Rachel) I've got your secrets. I've got their secrets. I got secrets of my own y'know!
Phoebe: God, they thought they can mess with us! They're trying to mess with us?! They don't know that we know they know we know! (Joey just shakes his head.) Joey, you can't say anything!
Chandler: Oh, y'know I-I can't hear that enough.
Ross: Phoebe! I can't believe you gave them money! I thought you agreed it was totally unreasonable that they asked me for that money!
Chandler: Okay! Okay! Okay! You win! You win!! I can't have sex with ya!
Monica: Are you crazy?! We own those two! I mean look at 'um, he can't breath and she's popping pills.
Ross: Look, this is a disaster! Can't I please just go?
Joey: (whining and heading toward the door) Look, it's too late, and I got an audition. I can't shop anymore! I...
Phoebe: All right, I can't wait!
Ross: I can't believe that didn't work!
Phoebe: You can't put your cigarette out on a tree!