words in movies
Monica: Oh, I so can't believe this! My uterus is an inhospitable environment? I was trying so hard to be a good hostess!
Chandler: Oh, I can't believe my sperm have low motility because, let me tell you, when I was growing up they sure seem to be in a hurry to get places!!
Rachel: Oh, I can't. Because I-I've seen them.
Phoebe: Oh well, as long as it is under control, you know, you can't do anything about it, he's already dating her, and she is a nice person, that wouldn't be right.
Monica: I'm not going to be a part of this! You can't just bring some random guy at home and expect him to be our sperm donor!
Rachel: Oh, thank God I can't hear a word that you're saying!
Ross: I can't! If he realizes that I'm the one that put him to sleep, I won't get the job!
David: Well, after eight years of research I discovered that it can't be done.
Monica: No, he's not. And if I can't get pregnant with you, then I don't want to get pregnant by... him or anyone else.
ROSS: What about Ben? We can't bring a baby to a hospital.
Ross: ...can't, can't a guy send a barbershop quartet to his girlfriend's office anymorrrrre!!
Phoebe: I can't, I have to take my grandmother to the vet.
Phoebe: But I don't think I can! it was ok to move in when I didn't know what was gonna happen, but I can't move in knowing that nothing is ever gonna happen.
JOEY: Really. Why can't we just get some pizzas and get some beers and have fun?
PHOEBE: I can't believe you caved.
ROSS: Oh look, I can't believe this. Look, homo-habilus hasn't even learned how to use tools yet and they've got him here wi, with clay pots. Why don't, why don't they just give him a microwave? I'm sorry, I'm sorry this is taking so long, ya know, I, I, it's just it's longer than I expected, we will have dinner.
MONICA: You would not. I can't believe this. I hate this, you're too normal. I can't believe my boyfriend doesn't have a thing. My boyfriend doesn't have a thing.
Joey: Uhm... ok... uhm... Well, yeah... You have got some nerve, coming back here. I can't believe you never called me.
Ross: Okay, 'you' can't, or (Points to Chandler) you can't? (Chandler grabs his finger) Okay, that's my finger. (Chandler twists it and Ross goes down on one knee) That's, that's my knee. (To Central Perk) Still doing the play. Aaah!
Phoebe: (entering with Rachel) and I-I can't take it! Y'know? I'm just, always afraid one of them is gonna catch me with the other one. It's making me crazy.
ROSS: No see now, now I can't because uh, I'm feeling too self conscious.
Steve: Well then you can't have any. (she grabs for the package, and it breaks open. Gummi-bears fly everywhere, some into the punch bowl on the table.) Bear overboard! I think he's drowning. (he throws some Sugar-O's into the punch bowl) Hey fellows! Grab on a Sugar-O... save yourself! (Mimicking the bears) "Help! I'm drowning! Help!"
JOEY: It's my VISA bill. Envelope one of two. That can't be good.
RACH: [obviously drunk] I mean, it's a cat, y'know, it's a cat. Why can't they get one of those bugs, y'know, one of those fruitflies, those things that live for like a day or something? [belligerently] What're they called, what're they called, what're they called?
ROSS: No, no, Pheebs, we can't, ok, because--
Rachel: Why don't you just marry her? Oh no, wait a minute you can't, I'm sorry I forgot, she's not a lesbian.
Joey: (approvingly) Oh! ok, yeah, I think I can do that. Yeah ok, there's this party scene coming up.. and Olivia and her husband are there and all Drake wants to do is grab her and kiss her, but he can't... And that makes me think about all those times when I wanted to grab you and kiss you, but you didn't know so I would just pretend everything was cool, but really, it was killing me.
Phoebe: Fine. But you can't help me develop my new universal language.
Rachel: What? Oh, I'm sorry, I can't, I'm busy.
MONICA: Oh my God, I can't believe what I'm getting ready to say. I wanna have a baby, but I don't wanna have one with someone who doesn't really wanna have one.
Rachel: Okay, wait a minute. Wait a minute, I-I-I, I can't do this. Listen honey, this is, it's not Phoebe's fault. She lent me the earrings, and I lost it. I'm so sorry. Honey, I feel terrible too. (Holds out her arms for a hug.)
Monica: I can't believe Phoebe's gonna have her babies!
Chandler: I can't believe you would actually say that. I would much rather be Mr.Peanut than Mr.Salty.
Phoebe: Yeah well, "excuse me, I ordered the smoked salmon appetizer, but (peering through her spectacles) I can't see it, I can't see it"!
Joey: But you can't stay with Phoebe, Ross! We're-we're roomies!
Chandler: No-no-no! I am the king of bad Thanksgivings. You can't just swoop in here with your bad marriage and take that away from me.
MONICA: I can't believe you're dressing up for him. I mean, you're just, you're setting yourself up all over again.
(The party falls flat. Chandler tries to think of a witticism, but even he can't help...)
Monica: Hello...? Oh hi... Oh my God...! Really...? I can't wait to tell Chandler... Ok, goodbye. (hangs up)
Chandler: Well, I can't believe I've been here almost seven seconds and you haven't asked me how my date went.
Charlie: Oh I can't... I have seminars all day and I promised Ross I would look at his speech.
MONICA: So you can't lose, it's there in the title. Wonderfullness is baked right in.
Monica: I can't believe he did this.
Joey: I can't! It-it's stuck!
Ross: I can't belive you two had sex in her dream.
Joey: (charmed, but then recoiling) NO, NO! It can't happen at all!
Rachel: I can't go to my own prom without a date, I can't, it's too late.
Monica: (to Ross) I can't believe you did that.
Phoebe: Oh wait! That can't be the one Rachel's talking about. She didn't even know that happened. So which one was it?
Janice: Uh-oh-okay. Uh-oh-okay. I know what you all are thinking. But Chandler is in Yemen! I'm a young woman! I have needs! I can't wait forever!
Chandler: I can't believe she can out run you man!
Monica: No! Rachel, you didn't find anyone so you can't tell him.
Rachel: Ohh, he's married! Ross is married. I can'tI still can't believe it. (Rachel grabs the picture from Monica)
Rachel: Okay. Oh, uh, wait a minute, y'know what? I uh, I can't decide this. Umm, okay, just hold on a second.
Monica: Okay. I-I can't watch. (Leaves as sits down to read the paper.)
Frank: I can't believe there's somebody coming out of you right now. There's somebody coming out of you! Is it? Is it? It's my son.
Phoebe: Oh, okay, umm, hi kids! Um, it's me, Aunt Phoebe. I can't wait to see you. Please don't hurt me!
Rachel: Oh, god, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these.
Phoebe: (Grabs the pictures) Oh! Here we all are! Yeah, there's Ross and Joey and you and me. (She picks up a magic marker and draws herself in. Monica can't watch.)
Monica: What?! You can'twhat did you tell her?
Ross: All right Emily, as much as I love you, I'm sorry, I can't move to London without Ben.
Phoebe: I can't ask him! Do you have any idea how inappropriate that would be?! All I'm saying is just talk to Frank. Okay? Just, y'know, feel him out!
[They start to kiss. They try to get each other's shirts off but can't get the buttons undone.]
Monica: A Magic Eight ball?! You can't be serious, you can't make this decision with a toy!
Ross: No. No. You-you can't help. I mean, I kinda have to do this without your help.
Ross: I can't believe you let George Michael slap you.
Ross: Okay, I uh, I can't see you anymore.
Ross: I can't believe this is happening.
Phoebe: Oh, I can't believe you called her fat.
Chandler: (jumping on the bed) I can't believe it! We're here!
Rachel: Yeah, I know. It's ridiculous! I can't see you either.
Gunther: You can't.
Chandler: No-no-no-no-no! You can't!
Gunther: Oh, Ross? Ross! You can't put up flyers in here.
Emily: You obviously can't keep away from her.
JOEY: Hey, uh, you can't recycle yearbooks, can you?
Ross: (on phone) I know I miss you too. I can't wait to see you. I love you. Bye. (Hangs up.)
Phoebe: All right, I can't sit here anymore. I have to walk places. (She puts on her fur coat.)
Ross: Well, you can't know where I am all the time. Look, this marriage is never gonna work if you don't trust me.
Phoebe: (overemphasizing) Mmmmmm! Everything smells so delicious! You know, I can't remember a time I smelt such a delicious combination of (Monica signals her to stop) of, OK, smells.
Monica: All right, Rachel, I know-I know you think I'm crazy, please, before you tell him you love him, just-just try to find one person who thinks this is a good idea. Because I bet you, you can't.
Phoebe: Okay, stop! Larry, okay, can't you just be Larry and not Larry the health inspector guy? Y'know I mean it was really exciting at first but now it's like, okay, so where are we gonna eat ever?
Chandler: Yeah, we were just talking about that. I can't believe how stupid we used to look. (They both quickly push their sleeves over their elbows.)
Monica: No, they gave us glasses with lipstick on them! I mean, if they didn't change the glasses, who knows what else they didn't change. (He glares at her.) Come on sweetie, I just want this weekend to be perfect, I mean we can change rooms, can't we?
Monica: You said you loved me! I can't believe this!
Joey: Yeah, it was! All right, listen, I can't
PHOEBE: [cutting Mrs. Greene off] Ha-ha, that's great, ha-ha. I can't wait to hear the rest of it, ya know, but I really have to go to the bathroom so... Hey, come with me. Yeah, yeah, it'll be like we're gal pals, ya know, like at a restraunt. Oh, it'll be fun, c'mon. [they go in the bathroom]
Rachel: (entering, angrily) Ugh, that was so embarrassing! I can't believe you let me go on and on like that!
Chandler: I can't believe this.
Ross: I can't catch a break!
Monica: You can't fire me. I make your decisions and I say, "I'm not fired!" Ha!
Ross: And it can't be Joey.
Phoebe: But, can't you leave the dollar? This money is for the poor.
Phoebe: Wait, you can't take the money out.
Chandler: Well, why can't you do them tomorrow?
Phoebe: Now, that's trash. Young lady, you can't (The lady ignores her and walks off.) Hey! Stop that young lady, she donated trash!
Joey: That part was perfect for me! I can't believe I didn't get it!
MNCA: But I'm gonna be there... for the rest of my life. I mean, I can't break up with him. I'm the one who made him quit drinking. He's dull because of me.
Phoebe: That chick can't handle my corner.
Joey: Well you gotta kiss someone, you can't kiss your sister.
Ross: In fact, I'll bet you 50 bucks that you can't go the whole year without making fun of us. Eh, y'know what, better yet? A week.
Ross: Well, everyone's gotta kiss someone. You can't kiss Ross you got the history.
Ross: ...I'll go. Let's start with the way he kept picking at- no, I'm sorry, I can't do this, can't do this. We loved him.
(He goes to pull up his pants, but can't seem to get them past his knees. He frantically tries to pull them up to no avail. Panic sets in.)
Phoebe: No, I can't talk to you! I don't have a fancy ad in the Yellow Pages!
Joey: I can't tell you what I know.
Rachel: Oh no, I can't tell you until you tell me what you know.
Rachel: Well then I can't tell you what I know.
(Monica does a fake laugh. For the laughs, you'll have to see the episode. I can't describe them.)