words in movies
Rachel: What, what, so that you can dance with the woman that stole your credit card?
Teacher: Well that's all right, you can come up to the front and dance with me.
Chandler: I don't get it, I mean, you just got him. How can he be an adult already?
Joey: Isn't there any way you can keep him?
Ross: Marcel! Marcel! Marcel, no! Good boy. See, how can nobody want him?
Ross: He can hold a banana, if that's whatcha mean...
Rachel: Honey, its so sweet that you want me to stay, but I-I cant do that to you. I mean it would disrupt your entire life.
Phoebe: Hey! (Jumps on the bed with him.) Can we pick up where we left off?
Chandler: I totally understand. (They both laugh.) Can I just see your bra?
Rachel: This was such a huge mistake. I cant tell him Phoebe. I cant, I cant, I cant, I cant
Phoebe: Why, so he can get mad at the baby?
Rachel: Yeah, I cant live with Joey once the baby comes. I dont want my childs first words to be, (in a babys voice) "How you doin?"
Chandler: Okay. I cant believe tomorrows the big day.
Dr. Green: You think you can knock up my daughter and then not marry her?! Im gonna kill you!!
Chandler: I cant believe there is a naked hooker in there!
Dr. Green: Well why not? So you can spend your time with this tramp?!
Rachel: I cant. Im busy. Im apartment hunting.
Chandler: Look, uh, just come later, we'll get everything squared away and you can come back later.
Phoebe: Yeah, my mom sent me a family heirloom that once belonged to my grandmother. Can you believe it?! A year ago I didn't even have a family, and now I have heirlooms for crying out loud.
Mona: How can I be sure on that?
Mona: Okay, I guess you can close the door now. (He does so and they kiss.)
Dr. Green: (on phone) just because youre not in love with the guy you cant
Ross: Can I ask you something? Have you ever had a guy have a crush on you?
Monica: All right, youre telling me you can eat an entire turkey in just one sitting?
Joey: Hey! Uh, this is just to give you an idea. Okay well, we can put screens here, (In front of the crib.) so that the baby has privacy, and-and-and maybe a mobile over the crib. And uhOh look! Heres a baby monitor (Holds it up), which until the baby comes we can use as walkie-talkies. Huh?
Phoebe: Anything I can do to help?
Ross: You know what I don't care. The only person I cared about getting dressed, is the one person that says she's not even gonna go. Look Rach, I'm sorry. Okay. Look, I-I wa, I was a jerk. I'm sorry I yelled. I want you there, I need you there. Look, what, what can I do that can show you how much, how much I want you to be there.
Rachel: Monica, your dad just beeped in, but can you make it quick? Talking to Rome. (Showing off to Phoebe and Chandler) I'm talking to Rome.
Chandler: This is about you and Richard. He's clearly not over you. He keeps a tape so he can... look at it whenever he wants.
Phoebe: Well I want to get in on this. Hey Mon? I dont think I can help you after all, I didnt realize this game was on.
Will: Sure! Monica, I cant get over how great you look! You look stunning!
Monica: Isn't that sad? I mean, can you see how pathetic that is? You shouldn't be jealous. You should feel bad for him.
Ross: Im just saying if you cant eat by yourself, how do you expect to have a baby by yourself?
Joey: Thats it?! Even if nobody helps me I can eat that no problem. At least give me a challenge!
Rachel: What? (Joey starts offering Ross some turkey.) Oh yknow what? Can we please keep the chicken and the turkey and everything on the other side of the table? The smell is just yuck!
Rachel: You can keep those pants by the way.
Phoebe: Is there anything we can do for you?
Monica: (on phone) Hey listen umm, how would you like to get together? Say next Saturday? (Listens) Okay, how about Sunday? (Listens) Okay umm, the week after that? (Listens) The week after that? (Listens) Yknow what Greg? Yknow what? We are good, interesting, funny people with good questions and if you and your precious Jenny cant see that then (Listens) January 15th? (Chandler dances.) Well see you then! (Listens) Okay!
Monica: Hey guys this stuff is just so way in the past. You-youve been through so much since then. And right now youve got so much more important stuff going on in your life. Cant you just let this go?
Phoebe: How can you let him talk to your crotch like that?
Joey: Umm, can you do me a favor? I was talkin to my sister and she knows you work at Ralph Lauren
Rachel: I guess I can talk to one of my supervisors
Chandler: You can wear them with shorts on a street corner and earn the money to pay for them. (Goes and gets some coffee at the counter.)
Rachel: Well-well you can give them to me! I havent felt my feet in years!
Ross: Phoebe, you cant force kids to be friends.
Phoebe: Sure you can! Give them some blocks, put them in a playpen!
Phoebe: Yes you can! Sting says so himself!
Phoebe: (singing) Rosss can! Give me the tickets! Ross can give me the tickets!!
Ross: Look Im sorry Pheebs, I cant do it.
Dina: I-I cant go in there. I cant tell him!
Bitsy: Oh, please darling, let's be honest. You can have all the... sailor fun you want with that one, but... let's be real...
Joey: Well obviously this is a mistake! You cant be pregnant! Because you have to have sex to get pregnant!
Joey: I cant look at you right now! (Exits and slams the door behind him.)
The Teacher: Excuse me. Can, can I help you with something?
Phoebe: Yes! Yes you can, Im looking for Jacks parents.
Monica: Oh no, we cant walk!
Chandler: Well, Im upsetfor you. I mean, having sex with an endless line of beautiful women must be very unfulfilling for you. (He cant believe he just sad that.)
Ross: Fine! No more dinosaur stuff! Can I talk about fossils? (Joey is about to sit down and hears this so instead he groans and exits.)
Joey: No they cant! They were stupid enough to get knocked up!
Airline Employee: Im sorry, would you move your thumb? I cant see the seat number.
Chandler: I can see it from right here. Itll cost you one husband.
Monica: Okay, Im sorry. I think I can walk the rest of the way now. Just-just give me my boots.
Chandler: Yknow what? You can say goodbye to the tan ones.
David: Wa... wa... wait! We can... call them later. Can you just... just stand there f-f-for a moment? Boy! There's an old Russian expression, uhm... it goes: Schto ya ztez vigul... ui! Roughly translated that means uhm... This thing that I'm looking at: wow!
Joey: Maybe! (To Bobby) Well! Well so-so uh, what kind of music does Numb NutsOh forget it! I cant!
Dina: Look, Rachels told me how much easier youve made all this on her. Why cant you do that for me?
Mike: So what? I mean if even I can get past that, it shouldn't bother you. And you don't have to like her. You just have to accept the fact that I do. I mean, if you even can't be civil to the woman I love...
Ross: I know. Can you believe that?
Ross: This-this is crazy! I can do this! All right, uhh, I bet I can get all 50 before dinner.
Monica: I cant think of anything were doing. (Quietly) Why cant I think of anything were doing?
Mona: Oh yknow, I didnt think of it that way. Youre right. Youre right. So, can I ask you a question?
Chandler: Oh uh, as it turns out, we cant do it. Monica has to work.
Doug: So why cant the three of us go out together?
Joey: I dont know! I really want this part! And they tell you no matter what you get asked at an audition you say yes. Like if-if they want you to ride a horse, you tell em you can! And just figure out how to do it later.
Ross: Ok, ok, now what is wrong with my Snuggles? What, it says I'm a sensitive, warm kinda guy, you know, like a warm, fuzzy bear. Ok, I can pick something else up on the way.
Monica: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Yeah, hi! Mrs. Tribbiani? (Listens) Hi, this is Monica Geller. (Listens) Yeah Im just calling to say that Chandler and I uh, really hope you can make it to the wedding. Yeah, apparently a bunch of invitations that we sent werent delivered. Umm, I guess there was some screw up at the damn post office! (Joey nods his approval.) (Listens) T-Tell me about it! (Listens) Yeah, yeah, the US Post Office? No, more like US lost office! (Listens) What are they Irish?! (Joey gives her a thumbs up.)
Monica: Come here. I can breath through my mouth.
Joey: (entering) I cant do it!
[Scene: The Hallway, Chandler and Rachel are on their knees with forks trying to salvage what they can of the cheesecake off of the floor.]
Phoebe: Hi. Listen, Im sorry about that whole thing with Roger. It really wasnt right, and I, and I want to make it up to you, so umm, I brought you something that I think youll really enjoy. (Goes into the hallway and returns carrying the Evander Holyfield cutout.) Now, this is just a loan. Okay? Im gonna, Im gonna want him back. So (Looks at him longingly) Im gonna go now. (Exits.) (Pause) (Entering) Im sorry, I thought I could do it and I cant! (She grabs the cutout and exits for good.)
Monica: Oh well, maybe we can put it in the guest bedroom.
Joey: (To Rachel) Do you think he saw us or can we still sneak out?
Monica: Okay. Phoebe thats it. Come on, get outout of the chair. Get out! (She goes to move Phoebe, but Phoebe goes limp and Monica cant move her.) Oh come Phoebe!
Mr. Geller: Have a seat son. (You can see Mr. Geller sitting closer to the door as Chandler walks over and sits in his lap.) Hey!! (Chandler quickly jumps off and sits next to him with a shocked expression on his face.)
Emily: I realize that people are going to be disappointed. But, Im sure theyll come back when we can do it right.
Joey: Oh okay, how about this one. I was gonna wait until the end of the night to kiss you, but youre so beautiful I dont think I can.
Joey: Me too! Hey Rach, can I just say I think this is the best date I ever had!
Ross: But not the husband, because evidently she can do this alone.
ROSS: [sitting at table talking to a girl] It's hard to tell because I'm sweating, but I use exactly what the gel bottle says, an amount about the size of a pea. How, how can that be too much?
Joey: Oh yeah, I still cant believe you havent seen Cujo. What is wrong with you?
Rachel: Hey Joey, can I ask you something?
Chandler: Yknow what would really help me through this tough time is choking something. Can I choke ya?
Monica: But Ben is coming over tonight and he cant see this.
Chandler: One more score to go! You can do it! (Touches her shoulder.)
Joey: wow, the parade is really good this year. Man those horses can crap.
Chandler: All right, if I do this, can we at least discuss sex on the balcony?
Rachel: Oh, oh my God! I can practically hear the mahjong tiles!
Chandler: Im in the bathroom, can you come in here? I think theres something wrong.
Phoebe: Then its really too bad that you cant tell me.
Ross: Yeah, I know, so what? I mean, whos-whos to say? Does that me we-we cant do it? Look, huh, I was with Carol for four years before we got married and I wound up divorced from a pregnant lesbian. I mean, this, this makes sense for us. Come on! I mean, on our first date we ended up spending the whole weekend in Vermont! I mean, last night I got my ear pierced! Me! This feels right. Doesnt it?
Rachel: Im not! Were having a girl! Sometimes I cant believe its with youBut still! Were having a girl!
Monica: Fine, you can have the bath, but I am taking your boat. Now youre just a girl in a tub!
Monica: Phoebe, I can explain!
Phoebe: I cant believe this! How long as this been going on?
Chandler: Who says you cant get a nice punch bowl for under six bucks? Maybe we can take it back?
Rachel: Ross, there is no pressure on you. Okay? I mean you can as involved as you want. (Ross nods.)