words in movies
ROSS: Mon, speaking of which, dad says he knows someone you can call for an interview.
LITTLE BULLY: I just took your hat. See, I can be funny too. My, my joke is that I, I took your hat.
CHANDLER: That, that is funny. Can I have it back?
MONICA: How can I not do it? I have $127 in the bank.
RACHEL: Ok, here, I know what we can do. [grabs Joey's sadwich and throws it out the window]
PHOEBE: Ok, I talked to the vet, people are so nice upstate. Anyway, he said that the little fella's gonna be ok and I can pick him up tomorrow.
FRANK: This is huge, you can buy me beer.
FRANK: Yeah hey, you know if you want I can take you around back and show you where he hit his head on the rain gutter.
CHANDLER: Question. If I don't care about my watch, can I use it as a weapon?
CHANDLER: Well, it's sharp, it's metal, I think I can do some, you know, serious damage with it.
CHANDLER: Ok so, can I have my hat back?
Phoebe: No, I can handle it. No, Im a professional. (She starts to leave)
Chandler: Because thats the only part of you he can see when hes on the table!
Joey: Yeah. Yeah, so what? (On phone) Look, I live across the street, (walking to the window) and I know all about you and your little telescope, and I don't appreciate it, okay? (Listens) Yeah, I can see you right now! (Listens) Hello! (Listens) If I wanna walk around my apartment in my underwear, I shouldn't have to feel like(Listens)Thank you, but... that's not really the point... (Listens) The point is that... (Listens) Mostly free weights, but occasionally..
Joey: Or! You can just, yknow (He walks up close to whisper in Rosss ear and when he gets there he pushes Ross into the fridge.)
Ross: No! And Im not gonna be, so you can save you little speech.
Joey: No you cant do that, where would the chick and the duck live?
Mr. Treeger:: Can you be my dancing partner?
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah, Ive got something you can do.
Chandler: You can always sell your baby.
Kathy: Oh. Well uh, (to Chandler) you not being able to talk may make this easier. Listen umm (She looks at the gang who are watching, they take the hint and leave them alone.) Listen I dont wanna be someone who comes between two best friends. I just, I cant stand seeing what this is doing to you guys, and I dont wanna be the cause of that. So, I dont think we can see each other anymore. Im gonna go to my moms in Chicago, Im gonna stay there for awhile. I think this couldve be something really amazing, but yknow this is probably for the best. Yknow? Im gonna miss you. Good-bye, Chandler.
Ross: Well, yeah. I cant-I cant stay here all night, and if I go in there shes-shes gonna wanna... do stuff.
Ross: Thirty seconds, all the questions you can answer.
Chandler: Well the duck can swim.
Ross: Okay. (He gently touches it.) You can feel all the bones in your skull.
JOEY: You can come over and watch the Super Bowl. Every year, all right?
Joey: All right! Ill try! But if I cant, you can stay with Chandler and I until you get settled.
Kathy: Ohh, God, guys, check it out, you can see that girl's underwear!
Chandler: Can I sleep on your couch?
Joey: I want you to like her! But if that's too damned difficult for you, then the least you can do is pretend.
Joey: You can pee here!
Rachel: Oh, I called them. And when they ask me what I saw, I can be very generous (Holds her hands far apart) or very (In a high pitched voice) stingy.
Ross: Come on, you-you cant tell me you actually believe that-that theres a woman inside that cat!
Chandler: No-no-no-no, no, its a good thing. Why must we dial so speedily anyway? Why must we rush through life? Why cant we savor the precious moments? (to one of Joeys sisters) Those are some huge breasts you have.
Joey: Yeah, yeah. Hes got a, hes got a really bad cough, and our vet, he cant do anything about it. Is there something you can do?
PHOEBE: I can see that. A plate of brownies once told me a limerick.
Joey: Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. Were going to a New Years Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Yknow? But if she says Dude, what the hell are you doing? I can say It wasnt me, it was New Years!
Monica: I can cook and you can take care of the money.
Monica: Maybe I can try at intermission? Phoebe, come on... you know what? Let's just go!
Kathy: Ahahaha... haha.. yes I can, of course. Excuse me.
Rachel: Oh, I cant believe I ever let him touch me with those fingers.
Chandler: Why cant you tell her?
Kathy: Can you really do that?
CHANDLER: Hey, look Joey, I'm just saying if you need something to hold you over, I can get you a job right here as an entry level processor.
Kathy: Im sorry. If you wanna pretend that nothing happened, I can try.
Joey: Well can you at least stay to the end of the play? I mean, Ill go to the airport with ya, I-I wanna say good bye.
Chandler: Look, Im sorry! But theres nothing I can do, I think Im in love with her!
Chandler: Y'know what, I can handle it, handles my middle name. Actually its the ah, middle part of my first name.
Joey: Over the line?! You-youre-youre so far past the line, that you-you cant even see the line! The line is a dot to you!
Phoebe: After that? Yeah! No, I mean if I can help.
Ross: Should we all expect Christmas gifts that can be stolen from your office?
Monica: Oh, yknow what, I cant, it really kills.
Monica: No, my eye doctor is Richard! I cant go to him when I dont have a boyfriend!
Phoebe: You dont have to do that, Ross and Joey arent here, you can watch the parade if you want.
Phoebe: Ohh! Okay! Okay, cause when-when he said, "I cant wait to hear your first words," I thought, "Theres a trick."
Joey: Hey! Dont do the crime if you cant do the time.
Ross: (to Rachel) Oh hey! Hey uh, you remember the necklace I gave you last year? Can I see it?
Tim: Where can I wash up?
Monica: Here, let me show you. Okay, the towels are hanging next to the sink, and umm, you can use the fancy soap.
Rachel: Ross, can you pass me the yams?
Phoebe: Oh, he-he cant talk right now.
Joey: He can still catch her! Come on, get out of there! (He opens the box) Get out of there!
Chandler: Okay. But if you dont come back soon, (She leaves and closes the door) theres pretty much nothing I can do about it!
Rachel: Oh mom, I swear Im not an idiot. Ive read all kinds of books on pregnancy and giving birth, but I-I just didnt think to read the part about what to do when the baby comes. And-and then guess what? The babys coming and I dont know what to do. Oh, can I throw up in my diaper genie?
Joanna: Oh. Well, I wish I could say no, but you cant stay my assistant forever. Neither can you Sophie, but for different reasons.
Joanna: Oh yes, well theres the coffee too. (to the committee) Rachel can carry two things at once!
Kathy: Can I borrow the keys to your apartment?
Joey: (approvingly) Oh! ok, yeah, I think I can do that. Yeah ok, there's this party scene coming up.. and Olivia and her husband are there and all Drake wants to do is grab her and kiss her, but he can't... And that makes me think about all those times when I wanted to grab you and kiss you, but you didn't know so I would just pretend everything was cool, but really, it was killing me.
Joey/Drake: How can I? Knowing I'll never hold you in my arms again, or touch your skin, or feel your lips, knowing I'll never make love to you? How can I accept that... I can never kiss you again when it's all I can do not to kiss you right now.
ROSS: Yeah, that way I figure, ya know, we'll be far enough away from our parents that we don't have to see them all the time but close enough that they can come over and babysit whenever we want. And yes, I know, the taxes are a little higher than, let's say, Nassau county but the school system's supposedly great.
Joanna: You can have your own office, and a raise! Effective tomorrow.
Joey: So what if he didnt come! We can still go out and party ourselves!
Ross: I cant believe he didnt come!
Monica: Can you believe it? I finally get to run my own kitchen!
Phoebe: For what? I cant believe this! I gotta get out of here. (leaves)
Joey: I cant hear a word youre saying, my ears are ringing so bad.
Joey: Yeah! And I like to hang out in a quiet place where I can talk to my friends.
Monica: Thats not even a word! I can get this! I can get this!
Chandler: Im sorry. Youre not easy-going, but youre passionate, and thats good. And when you get upset about the little things, I think that Im pretty good about making you feel better about that. And thats good too. So, they can say that youre high maintenance, but its okay, because I like maintaining you.
Phoebe: Well, I think I broke it. But thats all right, heres the number you can call.
CHANDLER: Oh, uh, he's not here right now, uh, I'm Chandler, can I take a message, or, or a fishtank?
Chandler: You cant just call Monicas room.
Joey: Sure I can, standard shotgun rules, Im sight of the room and I called it.
Phoebe: Ugh, okay, I have an enormous crush on you. But because youre a client, I cant ask you out, even though you give me yknow, the feeling.
Chandler: You know what? You know what? I think we're making too big a deal out of this. ok? So we pay our bills a little late this month and maybe next month we cut back on a few things. And maybe we start eating out of Joey's refrigerator for a change. You're chef... what can you make out of backing soda and beer?
Chandler: All right, who keeps leaving old newspapers in the trash?! I really wanted to take Kathy to this, I cant believe I missed it.
Chandler: Actually, can I get some hot water with a little lemon? I think I strained my voice screaming in there. Does it have to be so loud?
The Waiter: Cant hear you!
The Waiter: Because we can remember them.
Chandler: (on phone) Hey, its me. I know you cant stand to be in the same room as me, so I just thought Id try and apologize over the phone. All I (Joey hangs up the phone in disgust.)
Ross: (standing at the edge of the roof) Yeah, I guess we dont have a choice. (Screaming to the street) Help us! Please help us! Were stuck up on the roof and we cant get down!!!
Rachel: Well maybe she and her friends are just having a contest to see who can bring home the biggest geek.
Phoebe: Oh my God! I cant believe my little brother is married!
Mike: I want to stay too but I've gone as bad as much use out of these boxers as I can..
Joey: Oh wow! You can tell this soon.
Monica: Yeah. (to Chandler) I bet you cant guess what color my tonsils are? Ill bet the apartment!
Chandler: Oh, yeah, sure, its not mine anyway. It can with the pants.
Phoebe: Umm, okay, okay, look. I took this picture from your fridge. Okay, because I know that this is my Father. Yeah, this is Frank Buffay and you are standing right there next to him. Now, look I deserve to know where I came from. All right? So if you can help me find my Father then you should! Otherwise, youre just mean! (pause) So, just tell me the truth!
Monica: Hey, Rach, can you give me a hand with this box?
Phoebe: Okay, but this cant be good for the baby.
Monica: I cant believe were living here!
Monica: I cant find garbage bags!
Ross: People can hear you.
Chandler: I cant believe we live here!
Monica: Umm, excuse me, we switched apartments. You cant eat are food anymore, that-that gravy train had ended.
Rachel: Hi, Im Rachel Green. What can I do for you Joshua?
Kathy: Oh, wow. I cant believe youre throwing that in my face.
Kathy: Acting! Chandler, this is my job! Im-Im playing a part in a play! How can you not trust me?!
Chandler: Well, you can understand, given how we started.
Phoebe Sr.: No, Im not done. I-I-I just want you to know that I, the reason I didnt look you up was, well I was afraid that youd react, just well like, the way, the way youre reacting right now, and cant we just, y'know, start from here?
Joey: (dejected) Yeah, all right. (Thinks of something.) Ooh! (He quickly runs out before anyone can stop him.)