words in movies
CHANDLER: Can you hold on a moment? I have another call. (to Ross) I love her.
PHOEBE: Can you believe how much this is gonna cost?
JOEY: Yes! Yeah, it's like they're always saying "let's go here, let's go there". Like we can afford to go here and there.
PHOEBE: Yes, yes, and it's, and we always have to go to, you know, someplace nice, you know? God, and it's not like we can say anything about it, 'cause, like this birthday thing, it's for Ross.
JOEY: Yeah, someplace nice. (to Phoebe and Rachel) How much do you think I can get for my kidney? (at Central Perk)
CHANDLER: Oh, come on. I can never get a girl like that with conventional methods.
CHANDLER: You can tell us.
CHANDLER: We can talk about that.
MONICA: If it makes anybody feel better, then we can just forget the thing, and we'll just do the gift.
ROSS: Hootie and the--oh my. I, I can catch them on the radio.
MONICA: Leon, Leon. Shhh! Guys. Wait, I don't understand. Those steaks were just a gift from the meat vendor. That was not a kick back. I'll just replace them and we can forget the whole thing. What corporate policy? No. Yeah. All right. I just got fired.
VAN DAMME: Are you sure, I can crush a walnut with my butt.
Ross: You can have the last piece, if you want.
[Rachel holds the tray between them. Chandler grabs the muffin before Monica can.]
Chandler: You still can't stand her can you?
Monica: Because Purvry Perverson over here cant stop staring at her.
Rachel: Well, you more then me, but he cant stay to mad at me. I mean, I just had his baby.
BEST MAN: (standing up) Yo! Can I have your attention, please, Best Man, making a toast here. Thank you. (clears throat, and starts reading his toast) I remember when Barry got home from his first date with Rachel...
Ross: You think?! God, I, ah, Im in hell. I mean what, what am I gonna do? Rachels all like, I love you and, and lets work on this. And all I can think about is, What is she gonna do? What is she gonna say? when I tell her what I did.
RACHEL: So do you uh, think we can get you one of those uh, uniform things?
Joey: All right! You can have the chair.
Chandler: I can blow dry it. I can put gel on it. It doesnt matter, I still wind up with this little (pats the flat spot on the back of his head) cowlicky thing on the middle part of my head. Its so annoying. Does it bug you?
Ross: No, no, no just do it. Go in there and pick something out so we can go.
JOEY: [quietly] I never know how long you're supposed to wait in this type of a situation before you can talk again, you know? [Ross stares blankly at him] Maybe a little longer.
Ross: How, how, um how can you not be going?
(He starts the car and surprisingly in fires right up and comes to a nice idle. (Both can be rarities with British sports cars with their lovely Lucas ignition systems, which tend not to work especially in the rain.) Anyway, this being New York he is parallel parked on a street with the car in front of him only inches ahead of his bumper, likewise with the car behind him. Hes completely boxed in and cant move more than two inches. He tries to get out several times by bumping the bumpers of both cars to no avail.)
Monica: Maybe we could call the phone company. Maybe they could change the message. Maybe they can change his number.
David: Yes I can. Because if I go it means I have to break up with you, and I can't break up with you.
Phoebe: Yeah, y'know, people can be so self-involved.
Phoebe: Oh, I was just here looking for, um, my um, my part of an old sandwich. Oh, here it is! Oh. (picks one up out of the garbage can.)
Monica: Here, I got it. I'll will play my message for you guys, and you can tell me if it's breezy enough.
MONICA: [grabs the other two bars on Richard's side and scores] Score! Now can we go?
Ross: (sees Joey) Hey. (walks into the living room) Uh, Chan, can I uh, can I talk to you for a second?
Joey: You guys, can we please not watch this all right.
Tom: What? You... You... Oh! Can I ask you a personal question? Ho-how do you shave your beard so close?
Chandler: Oh just great. He beeps me now with codes. One is, "Bring me food." Two is, "Im with a girl, bring us food." Three is, "Im lost and I cant find food."
Joey: Can we please turn this off?
ERICA: How, how can you be here and there.
Ross: Okay, okay. Enough, enough with the lunging. No! I'm sick of this. Okay. I've had it up to here with you two! Neither you can come to the party!
Joey: Maybe you can tell me. My agent would like to know why I didn't show up at the audition I didn't know I had today. The first good thing she gets me in weeks. How could you not give me the message?!
Phoebe: Oh, it's your audition from this morning. Can I use the phone again?
Estelle: Well! Well! Well! Joey Tribbiani! So you came back huh? They think they can do better but they all come crawling back to Estelle!
Joey: (entering) G. I. Joe! Cool! Can I play?
Joey/Drake: Can you really live the rest of your life never knowing what we could have been?
Chandler: Can I be that guy?
Rachel: No Ross!! (stands up and moves away from him) Dont! You cant just kiss me and think youre gonna make it all go away, okay? It doesnt work that way. It doesnt just make it better. Okay?
Alice: No-no-no, no, its going to be fine. Because umm, because I teach Home Ec, and uh, I can have 30 kids making baby clothes all year long. Yknow itll-itll be like my very own little sweatshop.
RACHEL: Hi, hi can I help you?
Chandler: Well, we have a deal, where we each get to pick five celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one cant get mad.
Monica: First, I need a boyfriend, then I can have a list.
CHANDLER: Woah, woah, woah. I don't need a roommate either, OK? I can afford to live here by myself. Ya know, I may have to bring in somebody once a week to lick the silverware.
Monica: I cant live like this! What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?
Monica: How can you not remember? You made us call you...Bea.
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah. You can do it to. (tries to do it, but cant)
Phoebe: Oh right, yeah okay, my Mom could, and I cant. We dont have that....
Frank: Yeah, you can melt art. Hey, can I use your phone?
Erica: Reverend, can I ask? Does the bible say anything about adoption?
Phoebe: No, no, you can get one yourself. Itll be on the house! Y'know what are big sisters for?
Jester: Look, its like I told you, theres nothing I can do. You signed for it, Monica Velula Geller.
Monica: I cant leave it! You gouged a hole in my dingy floor.
Phoebe: You cant have sex with her!
Frank: So wait, whats the deal here, I can have sex with you, but I cant touch you?
Frank: Yeah, y'know I feel like I can really talk to you cause y'know youre my sister, y'know.
Rachel: (crying) No. I cant, youre a totally different person to me now. I used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me, ever. God, and now I just cant stop picturing with her, I cant, (Ross stands up and backs away) it doesnt matter what you say, or what you do, Ross. Its just changed, everything. Forever.
Phoebe: Okay, Jasmine, can you, can you ask Mr. Whiffler if he can wait for like five minutes.
Ross: Damn! I cant believe I took her off my list.
Chandler: Ive got five bucks says you cant.
Ross: (crying) Yeah, but this cant be it, I mean.
Monica: You can spill. In the sink.
Chandler: I can not believe that I am going out with someone that is getting divorced. I'm such a grown up.
Monica: Well, if you wanna get a drink later we can.
Ross: No, I cant get it out.
Chandler: I cant believe you came back.
Joey: Are you kidding me? Im great! Yeah, Im uh; Im better than great. I am good. And now that shes gone, I can uh, I can do all this stuff around here that I couldnt do before. Yknow? Like umm, I can walk around naked again. Yknow? I can uh, I can watch porn in the living room. Right? This is uh, this is good for me. Yknow? I like being on my own, Im uh, better off this way. Im uh, a lone wolf. Yknow? A loner. Alone. All alone. Forever. Whats a wolf got to do to get a huh around here?! (Chandler rushes over and hugs him.)
Chandler: Nobody is opening anything ok? Look, I dont know about you guys, but I wanna see the look on Monicas face when I give her my present, and Im sure she wants to see the look on my face when I get mine. So please, please, can we just, can we put them back?
Joey: All right. I cant see.
Phoebe: Eh, Monica it, it feels so weird, y'know, Chandlers your friend... (hops onto the bed) Oh! Oh my God! Aw, all right take this bed, you can make other friends.
(Everyone looks at him. He realizes he just spilled the beans about Ross's crush on Rachel. You can hear this entire classic scene by clicking here.)
Richard: Now, that can be arranged! (He brings his sword back and drops it, causing it to fly over the wall.) Slippery little bugger!
Rachel: Okay, well cant you just try it one more time Ross? For me? For me?
Ross: (to Rachel) Okay, thats it, I cant take it anymore.
FRANK: This is huge, you can buy me beer.
Jester: Hey! You cant go back there!
Ross: What can I do, she doesnt listen to me about renters insurance either.
Ross: Look, I-I know how miserable you are, I wish there was something I can do. I mean I wish I were a seahorse. (She glares at him) Because with seahorses its the male, they carry the babies. And then also umm, Id be far away in the sea. (He sits back down.)
Ross: Why? Why cant you go to him?
Phoebe: No thanks, I have a good one too. I just, I, I cant see him.
DR. REMORE: I know you do but you and I can never be together that way.
Phoebe: Although, dont feel like you cant visit.
ROSS: Well I guess you can start by drivin a cab on Another World.
Rachel: Joey, you cant keep this to yourself, if you know about this, you have to tell him.
Phoebe: Well tell that to them. Oh! You cant, their dead.
Phoebe: Yeah, well, well see about that. Can I use your phone? I just wanna call everyone I know.
Dr. Long: No-no. Contractions can be unnerving if you dont know what they are, but shes fine.
Monica: Yeah.. uh, but for future reference, that thing in your hand can also be used as a phone.
Monica: Its okay. I suppose it could happen to anyone, not anyone I know, but... By the way I can still see it.
Ross: Can we please focus here, a naked mans life hangs in the balance!
Joey: Great, you can cover Chandler.
Phoebe: I cant follow Ross! Itd be like those bicycle ridding chimps that followed The Beetles. No.
Phoebe: Oh, can I play too? Ive never played football, like ever.
Phoebe: Ross, went to get a cab so we can all... No, wh-what are you doing! No, Monica, no!
Ross: Can I see you for a second?
Ross (he buzzes for the nurse) Let's see if we can get that Rachel back here.
Chandler and Joey: Yeah! Why dont you stick around. You can sit right there.
Rachel: Can I see that for second.
Ross: Okay, you wanna play rough, we can play rough.
Ross: Thanks, Gunther. (takes the plate Gunther serves him and Rachel comes up and kisses him) (to Rachel) Hey! (to Gunther) Umm, can I get a napkin too?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is holding a football helmet; and apparently, in a rather disgusting scene, Joey wants Phoebe to beat him senseless. (Luckily it isnt a long trip.) Because hes made a miraculous recovery from his hernia and wants to take advantage of all those free surgeries he can get now since hes re-established his health insurance.]
Monica: Youre so pathetic! Why cant you just accept it, were winning because Im better than you.
Ross: Wow! It actually is in the handbook. I cant date you or have a hot plate in my office. I cant believe we have to stop seeing each other.
RYAN: Can you believe how we spent our two weeks together?