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'CHANDLER' in a movie sentence | examples for 'CHANDLER' from movies

[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: All right Joey, be nice.  So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: That's right.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Cookie?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Monica: (pointing at Rachel) De-caff. (to All) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (to Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: (imitating the characters) Tuna or egg salad?  Decide!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: (re TV) Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Phoebe, Ross, Chandler, and Joey:  Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Phoebe: (grins and walks to the kitchen and says to Chandler and Joey.) I helped!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Joey: (comforting her) And hey, you need anything, you can always come to Joey. Me and Chandler live across the hall. And he's away a lot.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

(The door buzzer sounds and Chandler gets it.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Please don't do that again, it's a horrible sound.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Phoebe: What does that mean?   Does he sell it, drink it, or just complain a lot? (Chandler doesn't know.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Ross: Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your- (thinks) -big lizards... Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we're very excited about it.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

(Joey and Chandler are finishing assembling the bookcase.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: It's a beautiful thing.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: I would have to say that is an 'L'-shaped bracket.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: I have no idea.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: All finished!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Yes, please don't spoil all this fun.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Oh, God.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Oh my God!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

[Scene: Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: You must stop! (Chandler hits what he is working on with a hammer and it collapses.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Look, Ross, you gotta understand, between us we haven't had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento.   You, however have had the love of a woman for four years.   Four years of closeness and sharing at the end of which she ripped your heart out, and that is why we don't do it!  I don't think that was my point!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Stay out of my freezer! [Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are still eating.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Joey: Great story!  But, I uh, I gotta go, I got a date with Andrea--Angela--Andrea...  Oh man, (looks to Chandler)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Angela's the screamer, Andrea has cats.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

[Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: That is amazing.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: If can invade Poland, there isn't anything I can't do.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Joey: Listen, while you're on a roll, if you feel like you gotta make like a Western omelet or something... (Joey and Chandler taste the coffee, grimace, and pour it into a plant pot.) Although actually I'm really not that hungry...

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Hi, Paul, is it?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers,... it doesn't make much of a difference...

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: 'Look, Gippetto, I'm a real live boy.'

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: You're right, I'm sorry. (Burst into song and dances out of the door.) "Once I was a wooden boy, a little wooden boy..."

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Joey: You should both know, that he's a dead man.  Oh, Chandler? (Starts after Chandler.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: And yet you're surprisingly upbeat.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Oh, how well you know me...

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Ross: Come on, you made coffee!   You can do anything! (Chandler slowly tries to hide the now dead plant from that morning when he and Joey poured their coffee into it.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: (as Rachel is cutting up her cards) Y'know, if you listen closely, you can hear a thousand retailers scream.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Did you make it, or are you just serving it?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Kids, new dream... I'm in Las Vegas. (Rachel sits down to hear Chandler's dream.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Okay, so, I'm in Las Vegas... I'm Liza Minelli-

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Ross: I’m, I’m sorry you didn’t get to go to Spacecamp, and I’m hoping that maybe somehow, this may make up for it. Presenting Sarah Tuttle’s Private Very Special Spacecamp!! (opens the door and Chandler and Joey jump up, their apartment is decorated like outer space, one of the leather chairs is covered in tinfoil.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

Chandler: Ross! It’s got your wavy black lines!

"Friends", season 8, episode 4

Chandler: Ah, no-no-no just Ross. Ross and Joey is embarrassing enough.

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

Monica: (To Chandler) You think we’re being obvious?

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Chandler: No, we’re just four people with neck problems. You talk like this. (Out of the sides of their mouths.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Chandler: Nice work my friend.

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Chandler: Oh, sweet Lord. New realms of pleasure!

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

Chandler: (entering) Hey!

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Chandler: And a bagel with only…

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Joey: (To Chandler) Dude! What are yo—you trying to kill me?!

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

(Chandler does so.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's and Ross's, Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

[The next one is from Episode 417: The One With The Free Porn, Chandler and Joey are lamenting the fact that every beautiful woman they see doesn’t want to have sex right then and there like in porn.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Chandler: Y’know what, we have to turn off the porn.

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Chandler: All right, ready?

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Chandler: Two.

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Chandler: Yeah, that’s kinda a relief.

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Chandler: FREE PORN!!!

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

(Chandler turns off the porn and sets the remote down.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Chandler: We have free porn here!!!

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Chandler: You wanna see if we still have it?

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

(Chandler turns on the TV and…)

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Chandler: What’s wrong with you?

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Chandler: This sounds like a hernia. You have to—you-you—Go to the doctor!

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Chandler: That’s still in there?!

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Chandler: Stick to your side!

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Joey: No way! ‘Kay look, if I have to go to the doctor for anything it’s gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach! (Rolls over and shows Chandler.) Why did I have to start working out again? (Looks at the weights he was using.) Damn you 15s!

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Chandler: Well, I see you've had a very productive day. Don't you think the cowboy hat is a little much?

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Chandler: Thanks.

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters]

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

[The next one is from Episode 401: The One With The Jellyfish, where Monica, Joey, and Chandler are relating that tragic day they spent on the beach.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

[The next one is from Episode 512: The One With Chandler’s Work Laugh, Joey and Phoebe are betting on who will reach the treat the fastest, the chick or the duck.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Chandler: It hurts me. It physically hurts me.

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

[The next one is from Episode 722: The One With Chandler’s Dad.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Chandler: Now I’ve upset you? What did I say?

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Chandler: Man, I gotta get a kid. (looks at the pen and starts laughing)

"Friends", season 3, episode 12

Chandler: You’re turning into a woman.

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Chandler is entering to find Joey bingeing on the food from the fridge. Joey isn’t doing all that well.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Chandler: Big picture please! So I was in the gift shop, and that’s when I uh, saw this. (He holds up a little, tiny baby jumper that reads I (heart) New York.) Yeah, y’know what? I thought anything that can fit into this, can’t be scary.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

[The next one is from Episode 613: The One With Rachel’s Sister, Chandler has just opened the door to reveal a woman standing there.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Rachel: This is Chandler. (Points at him.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 19

(Chandler tries to jump over the couch but everyone stops him.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Chandler: Look, I appreciate it, but uh, it’s a little creepy. Y’know? I’m not a bachelor anymore.

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

Chandler: Hey Joe! You wanna shoot some hoops?

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Chandler: That’s great.

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Chandler: (simultaneously with Ross) No!

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Ross: (simultaneously with Chandler) Yeah!

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Chandler: Okay, I guess we can lose to junior high girls some other time.

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Chandler: Bamboozled?

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Chandler: You’ll be perfect for this! That’s already your name!

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Joey: I said a little bit Ross. Now, how about you Chandler?

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Chandler: Higher or lower than what?

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Chandler: What does a Wicked Wango card do?

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Joey: Excellent! Let’s play Bamboozled! Chandler, you’ll go first. What is the capital of Columbia?

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Chandler: Bogota.

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

(As soon as Monica leaves the room, Chandler takes off his jacket and runs to the bathroom. Monica enters the bathroom to find Chandler in the bathtub.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

Chandler: This game makes no sense!

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Joey: All right Chandler, you’re up.

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Chandler: Let me see that.

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Chandler: This game is kinda fun.

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Chandler: Either, it makes no difference.

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Ross: (To Chandler) You don’t think it’s a little crazy that you get all my points just ‘cause you…

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Chandler: Oh come on Ross, I think we’re all losers here.

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Chandler: Let me think. Let me think—Oh! I don’t care.

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Chandler: I’ll take a card.

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Chandler: I don’t think the contestants are supposed to speak to each other.

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Phoebe: I have new respect for Chandler. All right everybody! It’s time to open the presents!

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

[Flashback to when Chandler was introduced to Monica in The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 21

Chandler: Triscadecaphobia.

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Chandler: Treasure of the Sierra Madre!

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Chandler: Six!

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Chandler: (disappointed and simultaneously as Ross) Hungry monkey.

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Chandler: Tell it to the Time Turtle!

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Chandler: Nooo!!

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Chandler: Fear of Triscuts?

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Chandler: This is the best game ever!!!

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Chandler: (annoyed) Oh come on!!

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Joey: Now, over to Chandler.

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Chandler: Yes! (Pause) No! (Pause) Google!

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Chandler: I’d like a Google Card.

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

JOEY: Listen, uh, I don't know when I'm gonna see you again. CHANDLER: Well, I'm guessing uh, tonight at the coffee house. JOEY: Right, yeah. OK. Um, take care. CHANDLER: Yeah. [Joey walks out and after a few seconds comes back in and gives Chandler a big hug. He then leaves for good and Chandler is left alone in his apartment.] CLOSING CREDITS

"Friends", season 2, episode 16

Chandler: Everybody at my school heard it! You were the hermaphrodite cheerleader from Long Island?!

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

Chandler: Yeah, Joe, I assure you if I'm staring down the barrel of a gun, I'm pretty much peeing every which way.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Rachel: Hey you guys, this is my sister Amy.  This is Chandler, Joey, Phoebe and you know Mon.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Chandler: This is ridiculous, he’s not gonna hold his breath… (Ross cuts him off by taking a deep breath and holding it.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Chandler: Oh my God, introduce us!

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Chandler: Because he was looking at her differently.

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

Chandler: Hey.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Chandler: I’m so sorry.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Chandler: I have a job interview I have to get ready for.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is cooking as Chandler looks on.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Chandler: That’s what I do now.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Chandler: (gloatingly and holding his piece) Ohhh!

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Joey: Sure, I can hang out ‘til I have to meet ya. (To Chandler) What uh—How come you’re not going?

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Chandler: The front page? You really do live in your own little world, don’t ya?

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

<Joey turns away and Chandler reassuringly pats him on the back>

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Chandler: So tell me, how do- how do you think your husband would feel about you sitting here with me?...Sliding your foot so far up my pant leg you can count the change in my pocket?

"Friends", season 1, episode 6