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'CHANDLER' in a movie sentence | examples for 'CHANDLER' from movies

[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: All right Joey, be nice.  So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: That's right.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Cookie?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Monica: (pointing at Rachel) De-caff. (to All) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (to Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: (imitating the characters) Tuna or egg salad?  Decide!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: (re TV) Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Phoebe, Ross, Chandler, and Joey:  Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Phoebe: (grins and walks to the kitchen and says to Chandler and Joey.) I helped!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Joey: (comforting her) And hey, you need anything, you can always come to Joey. Me and Chandler live across the hall. And he's away a lot.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

(The door buzzer sounds and Chandler gets it.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Please don't do that again, it's a horrible sound.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Phoebe: What does that mean?   Does he sell it, drink it, or just complain a lot? (Chandler doesn't know.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Ross: Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your- (thinks) -big lizards... Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we're very excited about it.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

(Joey and Chandler are finishing assembling the bookcase.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: It's a beautiful thing.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: I would have to say that is an 'L'-shaped bracket.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: I have no idea.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: All finished!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Yes, please don't spoil all this fun.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Oh, God.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Oh my God!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

[Scene: Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: You must stop! (Chandler hits what he is working on with a hammer and it collapses.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Look, Ross, you gotta understand, between us we haven't had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento.   You, however have had the love of a woman for four years.   Four years of closeness and sharing at the end of which she ripped your heart out, and that is why we don't do it!  I don't think that was my point!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Stay out of my freezer! [Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are still eating.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Joey: Great story!  But, I uh, I gotta go, I got a date with Andrea--Angela--Andrea...  Oh man, (looks to Chandler)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Angela's the screamer, Andrea has cats.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

[Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: That is amazing.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: If can invade Poland, there isn't anything I can't do.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Joey: Listen, while you're on a roll, if you feel like you gotta make like a Western omelet or something... (Joey and Chandler taste the coffee, grimace, and pour it into a plant pot.) Although actually I'm really not that hungry...

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Hi, Paul, is it?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers,... it doesn't make much of a difference...

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: 'Look, Gippetto, I'm a real live boy.'

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: You're right, I'm sorry. (Burst into song and dances out of the door.) "Once I was a wooden boy, a little wooden boy..."

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Joey: You should both know, that he's a dead man.  Oh, Chandler? (Starts after Chandler.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: And yet you're surprisingly upbeat.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Oh, how well you know me...

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Ross: Come on, you made coffee!   You can do anything! (Chandler slowly tries to hide the now dead plant from that morning when he and Joey poured their coffee into it.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: (as Rachel is cutting up her cards) Y'know, if you listen closely, you can hear a thousand retailers scream.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Did you make it, or are you just serving it?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Kids, new dream... I'm in Las Vegas. (Rachel sits down to hear Chandler's dream.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Okay, so, I'm in Las Vegas... I'm Liza Minelli-

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Rachel: (thinks then gasps) Chandler M. Bing?

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Chandler: Why am I hearing cheering?

"Friends", season 9, episode 7

[Scene: Chandler’s Office, Bob is ransacking Chandler’s office.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Chandler: Well, your gonna need much bigger jars.

"Friends", season 3, episode 3

Bob: I just found out this is Chandler’s office! Come on Toby, give me a hand!

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Chandler: (entering) Bob. Bob! Bob!!! (He turns around) What the hell are you doing?!

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Chandler: You’re an actor!

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Chandler: Football? Just football?

"Friends", season 9, episode 7

Chandler: I thought you said those jokes were funny. Joke! Joke! Joke!

"Friends", season 8, episode 4

Chandler: How is that me?

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Chandler: When have I ever done that?!

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Joey: Yes I did! I’m Chandler. (Looks at Chandler) Dude, what happened?

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Phoebe: (To Chandler) That is so you!

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Chandler: Wow! I don’t have the worst costume anymore!

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Chandler: Maybe, isn’t she the woman who lives below you and has sex really loud?

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

Chandler: You know me sir. Oh ah, I do have a question for ya. Do you know how I get around the office computer network so I can access the really good Internet porn?

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Monica: Oh really? Okay? Well what would you say if I told you that, y’know, Ross or Chandler could beat you up?

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Chandler: Oh! Hi!

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Chandler: (To Ross) Marry her.

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Chandler: What question?

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

[Cut to Mona and Ross walking past Chandler.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Chandler: Oh really?! You think you’re stronger? Why don’t you prove it? (He pushes Ross who starts to fall backwards until Mona catches him.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Chandler: (To Monica) You picked Ross?!

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Chandler: There’s no question.

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Chandler: I cannot believe you didn’t pick me.

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Chandler: Oh-ho-ho-ho.

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Chandler: (To Ross) You’re going down.

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Chandler: Well, you know what they say, elephants never forget. (Monica is not amused by that statement.) Seriously, good luck marrying me.

"Friends", season 7, episode 6

Chandler: That means nothing to me. (To Ross) Come on!

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Ross: (To Chandler) So, you gettin’ tired?

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Chandler: God, I’m exhausted.

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Chandler: And dignity.

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Chandler: Nope! I can do this all day.

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

(Basically Chandler’s face looks like he’s not all there and is staring off into the distance…)

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Chandler: You’re Spudnik.

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Chandler: Fine. (He lets Ross win.) Oh no!

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

[Cut to later in that episode. Rachel and Phoebe are going to a movie from Monica and Chandler’s, and as Phoebe walks by Chandler she pinches him on the butt and exits.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 21

Chandler: No, I let him win—Ross!

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Chandler: Would you tell her I let you win please?

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Chandler: I am strong! I’ll show you! (He sits down at the table.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Chandler: Listen, I’ve got a secret for ya. I let him win.

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Monica are standing in the kitchen.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Monica: Chandler please!

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Chandler: Hey.

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Chandler: Oh what’s the matter? Are you scared?

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Chandler: I got a maid. Yay!

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Chandler: No, it wasn’t you.

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Chandler: Y’know uh, I didn’t actually do this.

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Chandler: Uh honey, I know you don’t like to relinquish control…

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Chandler: What’s the matter?

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Chandler: Yes, I distinctly remember ‘cause I thought it was a joke. Now just give her a chance, okay?

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Chandler: You like the Purple Rain display! (A guy walks up.) Hey Bob.

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Chandler: Because if I go home, we’re gonna become the Bings! I can’t be the Bings!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: (To Chandler) I love her.

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Chandler: Honey, isn’t it possible that the company that sold the jeans made more than just the one pair?

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Chandler: See? I told you.

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Chandler: (pause) What?

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Chandler: We’re on a semi-first name basis.

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Chandler: She must’ve been planning this for years!

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Joey: (To Chandler) You?! (To Monica) And-and you?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 21

(They start to fight with Ross pulling on Chandler’s ears and Chandler hitting Ross over the head with his carrot.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Joey: (laughs) No. But I got Knicks tickets for you, me, and Chandler.

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

[Scene: The Hallway, Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Richard: Oh, I’m sorry. (Introduces them.) Lisa, (nodding at each) Monica, Chandler. We used to date.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: How come?

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Chandler: To see her pants?

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Chandler: (entering) Hi!

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Chandler: Are you sure? Did you see the stain?

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Chandler: Oh dear God!

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Chandler: Here’s another plan…No!

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Chandler: And yet you don’t recognize that you’re crazy.

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Chandler: Why?

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Chandler: You see that?

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Chandler: You need new clothes.

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Joey: Chandler, it's like a big gerbil.

"Friends", season 7, episode 8

Chandler: Look, she’s really nice. Okay? And she mentioned that she adored the way that you arranged the sponges.

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Chandler: You do?

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Chandler: I’m leaning. This is where I lean.

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Chandler: Her what?!!

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

Chandler: You had a bachelorette party?!

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

Chandler: You went home with the waitress.

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

Chandler: What the fu—(beep)—ck are you doing?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

Chandler: I don't know. I can't--I just, I can't get her out of my head. Y'know? I mean, I'm a very bad person. I'm a very, very bad person. I'm a horrible person. (he waits for a reaction, when he doesn't get one) No you're not Chandler! We still love you Chandler!

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

Chandler: Sleeping with somebody new, anxiety, panic, and I’m afraid even more sweating.

"Friends", season 7, episode 18

Chandler: Well, you have to honest with her! Otherwise you may think that you’re going down the same path, but you’re really going down different ones.

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

Chandler: My God! You must be good in bed!

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

Chandler: What?

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

Chandler: Honey! That’s crazy! I don’t want you to get me a stripper…

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

Chandler: She’s okay with Rachel and the baby?

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

Chandler: All right fine! But I’m only doing this for you!

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

Chandler: And Joey.

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

[This starts a series of flashbacks beginning with Monica and Chandler in the waiting room in The One With the Birth.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 21

Chandler: What are you doing?

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

Chandler: You’re right, this is more fun.

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

Chandler: Okay. I can’t believe tomorrow’s the big day.

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

Chandler: That was weird.

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

Chandler: That’s me.

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

Chandler: Yeah, yeah right over there.

"Friends", season 8, episode 8