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'CHANDLER' in a movie sentence | examples for 'CHANDLER' from movies

Chandler: (coming from the bedroom) Say goodbye elves, I'm off to Tulsa.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Yeah, we have all this paperwork that needs to be filed by the end of the year. If I don't get it done, I'll be fired.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: So, who does?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I'm sorry, I won't be here.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Thanks. (they kiss) I'll see you New Year's Day.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Did I not mention that?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: (thinks for a second, then waves his arms, exclaiming:) AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT! (and runs out of the apartment)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

[Scene: Chandler's Office in Tulsa, in the conference room. Chandler's staff/co-workers are sitting round the table; Chandler is walking around, when he notices a piece of paper attached to the back of his chair.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: All right everybody, I know that it's Christmas Eve and you'd rather be with your families, but there's *no* call (he takes it off) for writing "Screw you, Mr. Bing!" on the back of my chair! (he looks at it) -- By the way, you can all call me Chandler.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Hey. Where've you been?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: (to the others) You hear that? You may not be with your families, but at least it's gonna smell like ham in here.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Y'know what, I know what will cheer you guys up! (he starts spreading envelopes among them) I had a little talk with the boys in New York, told 'em about all the hard work you've been doing and that a little Christmas bonus may be in order.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Well, that's like money in your pocket! - Alright look, you want me to say it? This sucks. Being here sucks! This work sucks!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I'm sorry. Hey, at least you guys get to go home and be with your families tonight. I have to go back to an empty hotel room and lay down on a very questionable bedspread. And then tomorrow morning, you get to have Christmas morning in your own houses, wich, by the way, none of you have invited me to.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Haha, no thanks!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Oh, thanks! I'm... actually thinking about becoming a motivational speaker.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Typical Christmas-y stuff, you know? Our holidays are pretty traditional...

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Monica, Moncia, have a happy Hanukkah. Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross. And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowy! And Rachel and Chandler, have err-umm-glander!!"

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

[Flashback to 610 - TOW The Routine] [Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is there. Phoebe and Rachel enter.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I can save you time ladies, I'm right here.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Phoebe: Yeah, Chandler why don't you take a walk? This doesn't concern you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: What? That's terrible!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Oh well, that, that makes it not terrible.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: No not okay, you can't look for Monica's presents!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: No, you don't have to, and you can't because I, I live here too.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Why?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Rachel: Chandler, aren't you worried about what to get Monica for Christmas?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: No, I have a great idea for a present for her.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Phoebe: Oh, that's it? (Mimics Chandler) A great idea! Oh yeah.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Rachel: Chandler, that's not enough. I mean what if she gets you a great present, two medium presents, and a bunch of little presents? And you've just gotten her one great present? I mean that's just gonna make her feel bad. Why would you do that to her Chandler? Why? Why?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: If I help, we can find 'em faster!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Rachel: (Reading from a tag that's attached to the shoe) "Dear losers, do you really think I'd hide presents under the couch? P.S.: Chandler, I knew they'd break you."

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

[Flashback to 209 - TOW Phoebe's Dad] [Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Joey and Chandler are giving out their Christmas presents out of a cardboard box from a case of motor oil.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: OK, Pheebs, your turn.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: And, a lemon lime.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: And last but not least.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

(Chandler and Joey give Monica a pack of condoms.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

[Flashback to 710 - TOW The Holiday Armadillo] [Scene: Monica, Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: (entering in a Santa costume) Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Ben: Santa! (Runs to Chandler and hugs him)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Hey! (Grunts as Ben hits him at full speed.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Well, I'm here to see my old buddy Ben. What are you doing here, weird...turtle-man?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: What?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Ross: (to Chandler) What are you doing?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: You called everyone and said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume, so I borrowed one from a guy at work!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Why?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: But I didn't get to shake my belly like a bowl full of jelly.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Ross: I'm sorry Chandler, but this, this is really important to me.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Fine, I'll give the suit back.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Monica: (to Chandler) Hey, you think, you can keep it another night? (She has a really teasing look on her face and keeps twirling Chandler's beard.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Santa? Really?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Did your Dad ever dress up like Santa?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Then it's okaaay! (They kiss.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: You know what, everybody? Go home. You should be with your families. It's bad enough that we're working New Year's Eve.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Did I not tell *anyone* about New Year's Eve? -- Alright, look, go! Go home, okay? Merry Christmas! Go.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Good, God's speed, good people! (he starts to close the door, turns around and sees Wendy) You're not gonna go?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Ah. Thanks.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Ah. (The phone rings; he answers it) Chandler Bing.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

[Scene change back an forth: Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica's on the other end of the line. The phone's speaker is turned on, so the rest of the gang, sitting around the phone, can hear Chandler.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Ahh, Merry Christmas; I miss you guys!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Ah, well no, it's just uh, me and Wendy.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: It is. Did I... not tell you about her?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I sent them home.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Uhh, uh...

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I don't know!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I don't think of her that way, you know, she's a, she's a colleague.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Oh, she's regional Vice President; She's... just below me.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: BE-LOW me!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Well, she... she didn't win...

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Well, second prettiest that year; I mean, of *all* the girls in Oklahoma, she's probably...

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Rachel: (interrupting him) Oh Chandler, stop talking!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Honey, there's really nothing to worry about.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I'm serious!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Merry Christmas.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Merry Christmas, you guys!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: (hanging up the phone) The wife says "Hi!".

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Ah well, she's got this weird idea, that, uh, y'know, just because you and I are alone, that something is gonna happen.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: This is probably the wrong thing to be worrying about, but... you're getting ham on my only tie.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

[Scene: The conference room in Tulsa again, Chandler is trying to evade Wendy]

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Whoa-ho, back off, Missy! (He takes a step back, but she still keeps her grip on his tie.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I don't know; I'm not used to girls making passes at me! ... (She lets go of his tie) Wait a minute... am I sexy in Oklahoma?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: (flattered) No,... no... (realizing) NO! (He quickly gets several steps away from her.) Look, I'm, I'm married!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I'm *happily* married.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Right. So, I'm sorry...

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Well look, it's not easy to spend this much time apart, you know. She's entitled to be a little paranoid... or, in this case: right on money! ... You know, she's amazing, and beautiful, and smart, and if she were here right now, ...she'd kick your ass. Look, you're a really nice person... ham stealing and adultery aside. But, what I have with my wife is pretty great, so nothing is ever gonna happen between us.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

(Chandler starts to think about it...)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I mean, you were the most beautiful woman in the room tonight!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: You kidding? You're the most beautiful woman in most rooms... (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: But we don't do that.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: How drunk are you?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: (thinks) That's the perfect amount!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: What?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I know.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Well, I have kissed over four women. (They kiss again.) Do you wanna get under the covers?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Okay!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: It bodes well for me that speed impresses you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Yep!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Count of three?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Two!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Well I think it's safe to say that our friendship is effectively ruined.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Eh! (They start making out again)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

[Flashback to 503 - TOW The Triplets] [Scene: A hallway in the hospital, Monica and Chandler are talking.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Y'know, I don't know if you've ever looked up the term goofing around in the dictionary... Well, I have, and the technical definition is, two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together. But if you have this new fangled dictionary that gets you made at me, then we have to, y'know, get you my original dictionary. I am *so* bad at this.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Really? Okay, so...

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Y'know, I sensed that I should stop. So we're okay?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Monica: Yeah. (They kiss and as she starts to leave, Chandler starts to dance. Without turning around:) Don't do the dance.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Right!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

[Flashback to 524 - TOI Vegas, Part II] [Scene: The Gift Shop, Monica and Chandler are entering.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Okay, all right, all right, all right! Okay! (Picks up a blue sweater.) Okay, here's something, here's something blue and new.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Let's go! (Starts to leave.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Oh, okay, I have condom in my wallet that I've had since I was twelve.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I don't think so.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: (looks around) Here just...take this. (Hands her the sweater.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: No, we'll-we'll bring it back! Just put it under your dress.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Okay, one thing at a time. (They run out to get married.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

[Flashback to 702 - TOW Rachel's Book] [Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Ehh.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Look, I thought about it too, and I'm sorry. I think we should spend all of the money on the wedding.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Yeah, I'm putting my foot down. Yeah look, when I proposed I told you that I would do anything to make you happy, and if having the perfect wedding makes you happy, then, then that's what we're gonna do.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Eh, forget about the future and stuff! So we only have two kids, y'know? We'll pick our favorite and that one will get to go to college.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Yeah.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Uh, four, a boy, twin girls and another boy.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Well, stuff like where we'd live, y'know? Like a small place outside the city, where our kids could learn to ride their bikes and stuff. Y'know, we could have a cat that had a bell on its collar and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door. Of course, we'd have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Sure you do.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: You sure?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I love you so much.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents]

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

(Shortly after that, Chandler enters.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Hey!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I wanted to be with you. I missed you so much.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Monica.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I never want to leave you again!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Turns out they can't fire me. Because I quit.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Yeah! It's a stupid job, and I could not stand leaving you. And why should I be the only one who doesn't get to do what he *really* wants to do?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: (realizing) I have *not* thought this through!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I know, I, I should have talked to you first about it.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Thanks!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Phoebe: Chandler, your being here is the best Christmas present I could have ever imagined.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: (flattered) Ahh...

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

(Chandler hands Phoebe an envelope, and some more to Monica)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Phoebe: (to Chandler) Thank you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: (to Monica) Here, pass these, will ya.. (points to the others)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I... thought it was a timely start to thinking about other people. Besides, this gift still says I love you guys.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I don't have a *job*!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica is cleaning up, Chandler is sitting on the couch, checking the Job offers in a Newspaper.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Actuary... no. Book-keeper... no. Topless dancer... (he looks down on himself, checking, then nods satisfied and marks the offer with a pen) (to Monica:) Hey, d'you know what I just realized? You are the sole wage earner. *You* are the head of the household. I don't do anything - I'm a kept man!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Monica: You are! (she picks up a bill from the table, handing it to Chandler) Hey, here's twenty bucks. -- Why don't you go buy yourself something pretty while I'm at work tomorrow?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

(Chandler looks at the bill, thinking... then looks at the offer in the Newspaper and makes some dancing moves to see if he's up for the job...)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

[Cut to Chandler trying to hint to Monica that he wanted to move in with her in The One After Vegas.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 21

Monica: Me too! Yeah, Chandler can’t stand it. He won’t even allow me to have blue cheese in the house.

"Friends", season 8, episode 16

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They are watching a Miracle Wax info-mercial.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 15

{Transcriber's Note: The credits list two characters, Tia and Samantha, who I assume are the sweaty women Joey and Chandler meet. However, I don't know which is which, so I've simply called them Woman #1 and Woman #2.}

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

[Scene: Las Vegas, we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money. Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Huh! So that's what I would look like if I worked out... and was being serviced by a policeman. You're not actually going to send these out are ya?

"Friends", season 9, episode 17

Chandler: No, no, Ross and Rachel will be back soon and then I gotta go to the office (Pulls another balloon out of his mouth) Am I producing them?

"Friends", season 9, episode 2

Chandler: OH MY GOD! When you came in I switched the channel, I was just watching regular porn

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

(Joey finishes climbing the stairs and sees them. Chandler and Rachel both stop and look up at him. Joey sits down on the step.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Chandler: Hey-hey-hey Rachel, funny thing. Actually, the ah, end zone starts at that pole, so you’re five feet short, so we win!

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

Chandler: You are totally and completely 100% forgiven.

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Rachel: (blushing) Oh, what a line. (walks towards the drinks table with her back towards Chandler and whispers "Oh my God!")

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Chandler: Hm-hmm, I told you! (Looks at the clock) I can’t believe that I’ve only got two hours before I call in sick for work.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Chandler: Yeah, well, I miss the tip! It's the best part. It has the nail. (He storms out.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Chandler: Hey! Babe! Aren’t you excited we’re going on our honeymoon?

"Friends", season 8, episode 3

Rachel: (seeing him) Chandler, what are you doing? There is a trash can right there.

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Chandler: (excited) Guys, guys, I've got great news! Guess what… Joey: Uh, ah, Monica's pregnant?! Monica: (shocked) Really? (She looks around, suddenly embarrassed) Let's get past the moment. Phoebe: What's your news? Chandler: Thank you. I got a job in advertising. (Everybody cheers) Monica: (hugging Chandler) Oh, honey, that's incredible! Phoebe: (inquisitive) Gosh, what's the pay like? (Everybody stares at her indignantly) Oh, come on people… (defending) come on, now, if I don't know who makes the most, how do I know who I like the most! (She looks at Joey) Hey Joey! (Joey winks at her) Chandler: Actually, it pays nothing. It's an internship. Joey: Oh, that's cool. We have interns at 'Days Of Our Lives'. Chandler: Right. So, it'll be the same except… less sex with you. (Joey nods) Ross: So, uh, what kinda stuff do you think they'll have you do there? Chandler: Well, it's a training program, but at the end, they hire the people they like. Phoebe: (enthusiastic) That's great. Chandler: Yeah, I mean, there's probably gonna be some ground work which will probably stink, you know, grown man getting people coffee is a little humiliating (At the same time, Gunther puts down a cup of coffee in front of Chandler) Chandler: (grinning awkwardly) Humiliating and noble! (Gunther shoots a nasty look at him while leaving) Ross: You know, if I didn't already have a job, I think, I would have been really good in advertising. Monica: Ross, you did not come up with "got milk?" Ross: Yes, I did, I did! (He turns to Joey, disappointed) I should have written it down!

"Friends", season 9, episode 15

MONICA: There's no man in here.� How dare you accuse me of that.� (She slaps Chandler.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 9

CHANDLER: You know I think he will be surprised, 'till he realizes he's a monkey, and uh, you know, isn't capable of that emotion.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Joey: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! You just take a big, big swing. Now, don’t hold back. (He dons his protective helmet (Why, I have no clue.) and Phoebe picks up a wooden baseball bat and starts to swing as Chandler and Monica enter.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

Chandler: I see. Y’know umm, Phoebe makes sock bunnies.

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Chandler: Okay so you mean no as in, "Gee Chandler, what an interesting idea. Let’s discuss it before we reject it completely."

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Chandler: Ok, we all laughed when you did it with the stuffing, but that's not funny anymore.

"Friends", season 1, episode 9

Joey: You’re right. You’re right. I-I’ll go tell her now before Ross finds out and I’ll be gentle. I can do that. I am a gentle person. Oh, by the way. Two people screwing in there (Points to the closet Chandler and Monica were in) if you want to check that out.

"Friends", season 9, episode 1

(With that we go into a little flashback about the guys’ memories of the duck. The first one is Joey playing with him in the bathtub and drying him off. Then it’s Chandler sitting on his couch after they moved into the girls apartment, and Chandler reading to him in bed, and him watching Baywatch when all they had was the canoe and the duck was in a bucket of water. Then we see Ross eating some cereal and the duck watching him. He takes a lamp and moves the duck off of the table. Then it’s Chandler shooing them out of the bathroom in the girls’ apartment, Joey revealing their disco cubby hole in the entertainment-center, then Chandler playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with them, and it’s concluded with various scenes with the duck flapping it’s wings. And the guys staring into the distance in remembrance of the duck.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Rachel: Well lets see. Maybe he knows where Ross is. (They walk towards Chandler) Hey, how's it going (tries to look as un-interested in him as possible - checking out her nails).

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

(Chandler stares at him, dumbfounded, then finally agrees.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Chandler: Trust me, you don’t want him there either. Okay? Nobody is gonna be staring at the bride when the father of the groom is wearing a back-less dress.

"Friends", season 7, episode 22

Mrs. Geller: So Chandler, you’re parents must’ve been thrilled when you told them you were engaged.

"Friends", season 7, episode 2

Chandler: All right, look, if you insist on wearing that, in public, y’know, you’re gonna spend the rest of the afternoon all by yourself.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Joey and Chandler: (stopping her) Oh no-no-no-no!

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Chandler: I am sorry I am late. You�ll understand when you�ll see Joey.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Chandler: everything's great, just watching some regular television there, what a pleasant surprise. (She hugs him, and she knows what he was doing so she looks at the TV and sees sharks swimming around thinking Chandler was giving himself a treat to sharks.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

Ross: Okay umm, why don’t we all take a seat, y’know? And uh, and I’ll get us all some uh some coffees—(He goes to pull out Elizabeth’s chair, but Paul steps in)—Yeah, why don’t you. (Paul pulls out her chair) Uh and you guys can talk about whatever, whatever you want. Y’know? Whatever pops into your head. (He turns his back to Paul and Elizabeth and points to himself for Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe. Then he goes to order the coffee.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 21

CHANDLER: Oh well it's not me, it's my character, Chandy. Yeah the rogue processor who seduces his co-worker's wives for sport and then laughs about it the next day at the water cooler. In fact, I have her panties right there in my drawer.

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

Ross: Yeah, um, okay see, you were, you were on the list but my friend, Chandler (Chandler waves) brought up the very good point that you are international, so I bumped you for Wynona Rider, local.

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Chandler: No! I want a flabby gut and saggy man breasts!

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

CHANDLER: Sorry, you had a paleontologist on your face. But, uh, it's gone now, you're alright.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on. Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 21

Joey: (Whispering.) Pisst, Monica. Alright, we really need to start looking out for Rachel. I’ll cover the front door. You watch that big hole at the back of the building and I got Chandler covering Ross.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

ROSS: I've no idea, could be. Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight. RACHEL: Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight. [they kiss] ROSS: You're not laughing. RACHEL: This time it's not so funny. [They kiss and start undressing. As Rachel tries to pull off Ross's tie she catches it in his mouth. Then they roll across the fur rug.] RACHEL: Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh that's OK. ROSS: What. Oh no, you just rolled over the juice box. RACHEL: Oh, thank God. [Scene: Museum of Natural History. The next morning Rachel and Ross are sleeping in the display under a fur.] ROSS: Hi. RACHEL: Hi you. I can't believe I'm waking up next to you. ROSS: I know it is pretty unbelievaaaaah. RACHEL: What? ROSS: We're not alone. [A church youth group is outside the display watching them] CLOSING CREDITS [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They are still in their chairs, watching Beavis and Butthead.] [they're laughing along with the show when an alarm goes off] JOEY: Is that the fire alarm? CHANDLER: Yeah. [feels the floor] Oh it's not warm yet, we still have time. JOEY: Cool.

"Friends", season 2, episode 15

CHANDLER: Ok, think, what would Jack and Chrissy do?

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

Chandler: Yes, Joey's made arrangements to have his baby in a movie from the 50's.

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

Joey: All right. Chandler, you can either spin the wheel or pick a Google card.

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Chandler: Yes. (In a stronger voice) Yes!

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Chandler: (looking at the answering machine) Hey, there's two messages. These could be from work!

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Chandler: Uhh, a T-shirt that says, "I don’t belong here."

"Friends", season 4, episode 19

Monica: I know. Let’s try a look…of far off…wonderment. Okay, we’ll-we’ll gaze into our future and we’ll think about our marriage and the days to come. (Chandler is still not getting it.) Chandler! What is the matter with your face?! I mean this picture is supposed to say "Geller and Bing to be married," not "Local woman saves drowning moron!" (The photographer laughs.) Hey! Don’t laugh at him! He’s my drowning moron!

"Friends", season 7, episode 5

[Scene: Chandler’s and Monica’s apartment, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table making potpourri sachets.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

[Scene: Monica and Chandler’s bedroom, Monica is sleeping and Chandler’s sitting in bed, wide awake.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

[Flashback to Joey’s thirtieth birthday party. It is being held in Monica and Chandler’s apartment.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 14

Monica: Believe me, Chandler and I have not seen each other in over a week. We�ll probably be the first ones there.

"Friends", season 9, episode 5

Chandler: Maybe Monica has a bobby pin.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Chandler: Who’s he huggin’?

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Chandler: The problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again, y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically just trying to stay awake.

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Joey: Okay. I’m Chandler (makes a growling/gurgling sound at the end and the girls laugh.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Monica: Okay, I'm gonna go check on something across the hall. You start by washing these (she gives Chandler a bowl with cranberries. Then, while she's going outside, she sees him with a bottle of soap in his hands) Not with soap!! (she leaves)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Monica: Yeah Joey she’s…Rachel’s got this really big work problem, and it is a head scratcher. Wow! (To Chandler) Y’know what, if we’re gonna make dinner we’re gonna have to leave. Yeah. (She and Chandler exit.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Chandler: Well yeah! But now that I know that you’re having these thoughts, I’m back to panic, anxiety, and uh I’m definitely gonna need some kind of sports drink.

"Friends", season 7, episode 18

Chandler: Well, you could also give back the money you owe me.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Be right there sweetums. (Monica leaves. To Joey.) A totally different situation.

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

(Monica plays those words back in her mind and then smiles and runs to Chandler, who is twisting with joy. They hug.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: (in a feminine way) Oh my God! (and he jumps all around)

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler walks in, wearing a suit.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Chandler: Yes, but I just had one. Two. Two tiny cigarettes. Okay, five. A pack. Two pack�a�a carton. Three big fat cartons in two days. (How many cigarettes are there in one pack and how many packs in one carton in the US?) But it�s over, I made a decision, I�m not gonna smoke anymore.

"Friends", season 9, episode 5

Chandler: Well, if the magician can open my beer with his but cheeks, then all right.

"Friends", season 3, episode 12

[Mr. Greene opens the door to Chandler and Joeys apartment. Ross sees him and runs to the door forcing him back in then holds onto the door knob.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

Chandler: Really? So, you're gonna stick with this 'it's all for her' thing?

"Friends", season 1, episode 24

Chandler: From a bullet!

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is baby-chick sitting.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Chandler: well, well, well it must be five in Tulsa because it's six o clock IN NY.C!

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

Chandler: Oh, that would be Monica. Hey, listen, I wanna borrow a coupla things, Aurora spent the night, I really wanna make her breakfast.

"Friends", season 1, episode 6

Chandler: But I am willing to offer her all those things. This was just a plan, y’know? A way to throw her off course so that when I offered her all these things, she’d be surprised!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: You know, I may be way out on a limb here, but do you, do you, have a problem with Janice?

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

Chandler: All right I’ll have one. (he and Ross take another brownie,)

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Phoebe: And... moment's over! (Rachel, Joey and Chandler all turn and look disapprovingly towards Monica but she just shrugs it off) So, ok, uh, I can forget that. I can forget that and uhm... (she's flipping cards skipping half of them) Oh this is funny! Oh, but you need to know that to... that, to... Oh, ok, well, uhm, I (Monica is miming CUT). Ok, ok, I, ok, I.... MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS! THIS IS MY WEDDING! OKAY, I DON'T WANT THIS (she mimes Monica's when she was twirling her hands) OR THIS (she taps her watch) OR THIS (she mimes CUT) OK? I JUST WANTED A SIMPLE WEDDING! WHERE MY FIANCEE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS! (pause) You know what? You're done.

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Ross: Oh and you know what, it will be even better tomorrow, because I won't be constantly interrupted by Joey checking to see if they put chocolates on my pillow yet. (Someone knocks on the door, Ross goes to open and it's Joey, Rachel and Chandler).

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Chandler: Do you think that there’s a town in Missouri or some place called Sample? And ah, as you’re driving into town there’s-there’s like a sign, and it says “You’re in Sample.” (He says it like urine sample.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Chandler: Oh, no, no, no, don't go! I've scared ya'! I've said too much! I'm hopeless, and awkward, and desperate for love!! (Janice leaves, Chandler then calls Janice to leave a message on her machine) Hey, Janice! It's me. Um, yeah, I-I-I just wanna apologize in advance for having chased you down the street. (runs out the door)

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

CHANDLER: Yes. She was smart, she was pretty, and she honestly cared about me. Janice is my last chance to have somebody.

"Friends", season 2, episode 3

(She walks down the aisle with the groomsman. We cut to inside Central Perk, where Phoebe and Chandler are waiting.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

(Chandler and Joey look at her, and then look back at him. They dive for Ross's hand to see what he had, and he tries to stop them from looking.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 18

Chandler: Yeah! When you were talking about Roger, that was killing me! Look, things like last night they don’t just happen. Y’know? Or at least not to me. Or with the other two women, in the morning y’know I was just lying there and I couldn’t wait to just go hang out with my friends, but with you I always y’know with a friend.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: You got a man who's a nanny...? You got a manny...? (Monica starts laughing, but very exaggerated. Joey realises they also should laugh and punches Ross. Now all three of them laugh, but very fake. Chandler seems happy again.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Chandler: You gonna buy a new one?

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Joey are sitting at the bar, in their bathrobes, eating cereal]

"Friends", season 2, episode 16

[Rachel holds the tray between them. Chandler grabs the muffin before Monica can.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

[Scene: A Theatre, Chandler and Ross are there to watch the premiere of Kathy’s play.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Chandler: (To Ross) No, that’s okay. (Ross nods and retreats.) Monica I thought this was going to be the most difficult thing I ever gonna had to do. But when I saw you walking down that aisle I realized how simple it was. I love you. Any surprises that come our way it’s okay, because I will always love you. You are the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with. You wanna know if I’m sure? (He leans in and kisses her.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

CHANDLER: You know, it's funny.� I've been, ah, practicing the art of seduction myself.� (He raises his hands in front of himself, sticks out his behind, and wiggles it.)� Hi ya.

"Friends", season 9, episode 9

Chandler: My wife and I have some boundary issues, you know, sometimes we ask inappropriate questions. We're working on it.

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Chandler: Oh, then I'll tell you. My agency was bidding for a big account and they got it! It's my first national commercial!

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Chandler: Hey, that's not good. Can I get an espresso and a latte over here, please?

"Friends", season 1, episode 5

CHANDLER: [reads] To my best bud. [puts it back in the case] Thanks best bud.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the ring he bought and not liking it.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Chandler: Well actually uh, there was something we wanted to tell you about the wedding. Um, it’s going to be a small ceremony. Uh, tiny! We’re not even sure why we’re having it.

"Friends", season 7, episode 7

Chandler: She's right, it's Jill. Jill Goodacre. Oh my God. I am trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre! (pause) Is it a vestibule? Maybe it's an atrium. Oh, yeah, that is the part to focus on, you idiot!

"Friends", season 1, episode 7

Chandler: Yeah, and I don't wanna brag but a lot of the ideas were mine! (silence) Hell, you weren't there? All the ideas were mine!!!

"Friends", season 10, episode 6