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Chandler: Oh yeah, but don't worry. I don't think anybody's gonna focus on that as long as your wearing that towel dress.
Ross: (to Chandler) It's her first day at this new job. Your not supposed to start with her!
Chandler: All right, I suppose I can wait a day. Hey, what are you doing Friday?
Chandler: I need you to come to this bachelor party for my weird cousin Albert, y'know he's the botanist.
Chandler: Yeah. Is that a dinosaur tie?
Chandler: (to Phoebe) It must take you forever to find your keys.
Chandler: (to Ross) Hey, so can you make it on Friday?
Chandler: Well apparently Albert has no friends. He's very excited about the bachelor party though. I think actually the only reason he's getting married is so he can see a stripper.
Chandler: Well, if the magician can open my beer with his but cheeks, then all right.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Chandler are entering, Joey is on the phone.]
Chandler: Don't do anything. Keep it inside. Learn how to hide your feelings! (pause) Don't cry outloud.
Chandler: I want to say you but, that seems like such an easy answer.
Chandler: I'll get you the Cliff Notes.
Chandler: The abridgment.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is reading Joey's resume.]
Chandler: ....three years of modern dance with Twila Tharp! Five years with the American Ballet Theater?!
Chandler: Oh no, no, no, no.
Chandler: All right, I have to get that, but no-no. (answering phone) Hello? (listens) (happily) Hi! Yeah listen, I'm, I'm in need of a stripper and I was told that you do that. (listens) Let me ask you this, what, what do you do for the extra hundred? (listens) So would I, would I have to provide the grapes?
Chandler: Okay, we have our stripper. A miss Crystal Chandelier.
Chandler: To yourself. (finishing) Hey-hey-hey, y'know what that's pretty good.
Chandler: Bye-bye.
Chandler: What, what, what?!
Chandler: You really think that is what he meant?
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Ross, Joey are there.]
Chandler: Look, don't you see what's happening here. Instead of hitting on her right away, he's becoming her confidant. Now he's gonna be the guy she goes too to complain about you.
Chandler: Well, why don't you send her a musical bug, op, no you already did that. All right look, you're going to have to go there yourself now, okay, make a few surprise visits.
Chandler: All right fine, don't do anything, just sit here and talk to us, meanwhile she is talking to him about you. And he's being Mr. Joe Sensitive, and she starts thinking 'Maybe this is the guy for me, because he understands me.'
Chandler: He paints quite a picture doesn't he?
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Rachel are there.]
Chandler: Oh yeah, yeah! Look what I got, look what I got. (holds up a pen) See, she's fully dressed, right?
Chandler: And then you click it and, uh-oh, she's naked. And then, and then you click it again and she's dressed. She's a business woman, she's walking down the street, she's window shopping, and (clicks pen) whoa-whoa-whoa, sh-she's naked! (Rachel just stares at him.)
Chandler: Y'know what, I'm, I'm gonna spend some alone time with the pen.
Ross: I gotta get going. Bye Chandler.
Chandler: Oh, okay Ross. Listen, this pen is kinda getting boring, so can you pick me up some porn?
Chandler: Man, I gotta get a kid. (looks at the pen and starts laughing)
Rachel: (to Chandler) Well, there's a kiss that he won't forget for a couple of hours, y'know.
Chandler: Yeah. Either that, or you just turned him on and sent him off to a stripper.
Chandler: (spots one) Okay! That's a four! And where-where's the other one?
Chandler: You roll another hard eight and we get married here tonight.
Chandler: Yes! I love you! I've never loved anybody as much as I love you.
Monica: Nobody move! (To Chandler) Okay, you look that way; I'll look this way!
Chandler: All right!
Chandler: Here it is! Here it is!
Chandler: It's a four.
Chandler: Two fours.
(They've made their way to the statue of the naked man that Chandler was leaning against earlier.)
Chandler: What are you, stop naming dwarves! (on phone) Hello, Janice. Hi, I'm so glad that you called, I know I've been acting a really weird lately. And, it's just because I'm crazy about you, and I just got...stupid, and, and scared, and....stupid a couple of more times. I'm sorry. (listens) Really?! (listens) Really?!
Chandler: (entering) You can call off the roommate search! (To the potential roommate) Hi! Ill be living here. (Heads for the bathroom.)
[Scene: The Gift Shop, Monica and Chandler are entering.]
Chandler: I don't think so.
Chandler: Let's go! (Starts to leave.)
Chandler: (looks around) Here just take this. (Hands her the sweater.)
Chandler: Okay, one thing at a time. (They run out to get married.)
Chandler: ADRIENNE TURNER!! (A girl behind them turns around)
Chandler: Hello! One marriage please!
(They all laugh indifferently, except Chandler, whos a little angry.)
Chandler and Monica: All right.
Chandler: (singing) Dum! Dum-dum-dum! Dum! Dum! Dum! Dum-dum-dum!
Chandler: Okay! (Stands up) This is it! (Claps his hands) We're gonna get married!
Chandler: Okay! (Stands up) This is it! (Claps his hands) We're gonna get married!
A Drunken Gambler: (To Chandler) Don't you let her go! You're a lucky guy!
Chandler: Oh my God!
Chandler: Why did you take the shower curtain down?
Chandler: Oh my God!! Is everybody getting married?!!
Joey says "Ichiban". It displays a few girls dancing around and Joey fills most of the screen, he puts something blue on his lips and smacks them saying "Lipstick For Men!" It goes on to show him playing a guitar and putting on more blue lipstick. In the end he says seductively "Ichiban... Lipstick For Men" and "Sahiko" and it ends. Chandler and Rachel are speechless.)
[Scene: The Wedding Chapel, continued from last season. Chandler and Monica are about to get married.]
Chandler: No, we'll-we'll bring it back! Just put it under your dress.
Chandler: Hey!
Chandler: Yes! I've-I've never seen a roll like this in my life!
(Chandler and Monica are stunned again.)
Chandler: No-no, that's okay, apparently there's a new policy where we don't have to share everything with everybody.
Chandler: What?!
Chandler: We actually missed it.
[Scene: The Airport, Chandler and Monica are following the previous couple through a tiny hallway that proves this is a set on a sound stage and not an actual airport, and see them enter the first class lounge.]
Monica: What? Wait! Why? (He turns and heads for the door and she chases after him.) Chandler! Chandler! Wait! Im sorry, I was just playing for one second! I was trying to find you to tell you that, look if you don't want me to see Richard again, I won't! He means nothing to me!
Chandler: All guys that are awake. Then we go to sleep and then all the guys from the other end of the world wake up and behave the exact same way.
Chandler: Hi!
(Chandler and Monica enter.)
Chandler: Listen, I gotta talk to you.
Chandler: So, has anyone talked to Dr. and Mrs. Geller yet?
[Chandler and Phoebe feign ignorance.]
Chandler: Its a buffet man.
Chandler: Monica and I almost got married last night.
Chandler: What?!
Chandler: (returning with Joey) Hi.
Monica: How do I tell Chandler that its too soon. Its gonna break his heart, hes not gonna think that I dont love him anymore.
Chandler: Hey!
Joey: What's it sound like? It's a guy with my identical hands! It was incredible! Chandler, the dealer's hands were exactly like me! It-it was like looking at my hands in a mirror!
Chandler: Are we gonna talk about what you guys did last night? Or
Chandler: (not quite sure) You did.
Chandler: Oh, is this about you-you dating the nurse? Yeah, Joey already told me, and I am so-so fine. I mean, you and I we're just, y'know, we're nothing, we're goofin' around.
Chandler: Yes, we dont get married unless theres a sign! Okay, so say uh, say you roll another eight (motions to the craps table) then theres a definite sign that we should get married.
Chandler: I dont know. But I-I-I know I love you!
Chandler: Sounds great.
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, yes eight.
Chandler: Ready!
[Scene: The casino floor, Chandler and Monica are walking through it.]
Gunther: (bringing Chandler a cup) This is from the woman at the bar.
Chandler: Thats right! It was the wrong kind of eight, no wedding! Damnit!
Chandler: That was so unlikely. Well, lets get married! I guess.
Chandler: Yeah. (They go pack.) Were doing the right thing, right?
Monica: Yeah-yeah, yknow what? Yeah, thats it-thats it, everything will be mine! Nothing will be yours! Thats-thats what I said! Oh come on, Chandler! Im talking about the barca lounger! It just, it doesnt match! Where is it gonna go?!
Chandler: No, no no no. Youll be fine. (turning to Monica) Hillarys bind, right?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, (And thats the last time for that line, no more Chandler and Joeys or Monica and Rachels, ever!) Joey and Ross are carrying the last table of Rachels. Rachel follows slowly, but is stopped by Monica.]
Rachel: Oh thanks, but listen, I was just at Monicas and she and Chandler had a big fight and theyre not moving in.
Voice: What is the name of your roommate who is very, very sorry and would do anything (Joey realizes its Chandler and hangs up the phone in anger.)
Chandler: Well you did pull his hair.
Chandler: Im not getting into this again!
Chandler: No!
Chandler: Okay! Come on! Let's go! All right!
(Rachel, Monica, Ross and Chandler whip around for a second time, in formation.)
Chandler: Or we can do the actual telephone thing.
CHANDLER: Hey, look at this. "My Big Book of Grievances."
(Chandler dials his own phone and it rings.)
[Scene: The hallway, Chandler is helping Monica to the door.]
Chandler: I can tell from your expressions that that's the good news you were hoping for... Well, I'm gonna go continue to... spread the joy.(Chandler leaves the apartment. Joey sighs)
Chandler: Me too!
Chandler: No!
Rachel: All right. Okay Chandler, enjoy your handful. (Exits.)
Chandler: All right, should we just, should we just get married? Yknow? I mean should we just do it? All the signs are telling us to do it.
Chandler: Okay. What if we lived together and you understand what Im saying?
Chandler: Well, what if all my stuff was here?
Chandler: Okay!!!!!
Chandler: Okay.
Chandler: Oh thanks.
Chandler: Okay, a little problem. The key broke in the lock and I cant get in!
Chandler: Me asking is kind of a sign.
Chandler: The door hasnt been locked in five years, but okay! (Runs out.) Ready?!
Chandler: I love you!
Chandler: Yeah-yeah, me neither.
Chandler: This is not a sign!
Chandler: Its an old key!
Chandler: Oh well, we dont because we got the other pl-place.
Chandler: The keys stuck in the lock.
Chandler: Oh.
Chandler: (trying the handle) It still doesnt work.
Monica: (answers the phone) Hello? (Listens.) (To Phoebe) It's Joey. (Phoebe's proud of herself.) (To Joey) I'm so glad you called! Chandler told me what happened. Y'know he's really upset about it.