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'CHANDLER' in a movie sentence | examples for 'CHANDLER' from movies

Rachel: What the hell is that?!! (to Monica) What the hell is that? Is that you? (Monica nods her head no, and Rachel realizes what is making that sound.) Ohhhhhhh! (storms over to Chandler and Joey’s with Monica in trail.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

(Chandler opens the door, finally.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: You!

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: Well the vet seems to think that’s she’s becoming a rooster. (The rooster crows.) We’re getting a second opinion.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: Oh, I can uh, check that for ya.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: I can check that for ya.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Monica: I just—I can’t believe that you think that you and Chandler know me and Rachel better than we know you.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: Well… we-we do. You can only eat Tic Tacks in even numbers.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: (to Rachel) And you… Ross, I believe, if you check Rachel’s bag you will find a half-eaten box of cookies in there.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: Okay, ten bucks says that we can name every item in that bag.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: (to Ross) Stop that now!

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: Yes!

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: Diet soda.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: Orange juice.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: Oh-oh, oh, oh-oh! (Whispers something in Joey’s ear.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: I got it! Scotch… tape. (They’re right.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: Well, we used there’s up last night making scary faces.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: All right! Ten buck! Fork it over! Cough it up! Pay the piper! Gimme it.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: Fears and Pet Peeves.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Ross: According to Chandler, what phenomenon scares the bejeezus out of him?

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Joey: (to Chandler) The Irish gig guy?!

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: His legs flail about as if independent of his body!

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Joey: (to Chandler) Nana?

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: She has a real name.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: Althea?! What are you doing?!

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: You're shooting with Althea?!

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: Nice shooting!

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Ross: Every week, the TV Guide comes to Chandler and Joey’s apartment. What name appears on the address label?

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Rachel: Chandler gets it! It’s Chandler Bing!

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: Actually, it’s Miss Chinandolor Bong.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Ross: Ooh. What is the name of Chandler’s father’s Las Vegas all-male burlesque?

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: Unfortunately that is correct.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: I majored in lightning rounds. All right, we’re gonna destroy you.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: Well, I’m so confused as to what we’ve been doing so far…

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: Say 200?

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Monica: We won’t. (to Chandler) 300?

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: (interrupting) All right, hold on! If you win, we give up the birds.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Joey: (shocked) Dah!! (Chandler motions for him to calm down.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: But if we win, we get your apartment.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: Okay. (Starts jumping around.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Ross: You have 30 seconds. And the lightning round begins—stop it (Chandler stops jumping)—now. What was Monica’s nickname when she was a field hockey goalie?

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: Dangerous Liaisons.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: Oh! (Whispers something in Joey’s ear and then in Ross’s ear.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: Fancy.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: Fancy guest.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Ross: Correct. Chandler was how old when he first touched a girl’s breast?

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: Thanks man.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Ross: Correct! What is Chandler Bing’s job?

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler and Joey: YEAH!!! YES!!!

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: You can’t just call Monica’s room.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

(Chandler grunts and turns around, sees that he’s in sight of the room, and mouths damn!)

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Monica: Yeah. (to Chandler) I bet you can’t guess what color my tonsils are? I’ll bet the apartment!

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: Oh, I would never bet this apartment. It’s too nice.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: Hey!

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: Yeah, but I bet it works.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Rachel: (entering from Chandler’s bedroom, I guess, and sees the foosball table.) Oh my God! I can’t believe you guys are actually think you’re moving in here!

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: Well believe it baby!

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: I knew it!

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: Cool, girl roommate.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

[Cut too later, the moving process is progressing steadily. Monica is trying to lift a heavy box, as Rachel comes in from Chandler’s bedroom.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

(The door opens and Joey and Chandler ride in on the big, fake dog in triumph)

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: Would you all stop yelling in our apartment! You are ruining moving day for us!

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are busy unpacking.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, they’re both unpacked. The big ceramic dog has found a new home in front of the window. Joey screams and runs into the living room.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: What?! What-what is it?!

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: I can’t believe we live here!

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler and Joey: Awwwww!! (They lean back all the way.) Awwwwwww!!!

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

[Cut to Chandler trying to hint to Monica that he wanted to move in with her in The One After Vegas.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 21

Monica: Me too! Yeah, Chandler can’t stand it. He won’t even allow me to have blue cheese in the house.

"Friends", season 8, episode 16

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They are watching a Miracle Wax info-mercial.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 15

{Transcriber's Note: The credits list two characters, Tia and Samantha, who I assume are the sweaty women Joey and Chandler meet. However, I don't know which is which, so I've simply called them Woman #1 and Woman #2.}

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

[Scene: Las Vegas, we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money. Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Huh! So that's what I would look like if I worked out... and was being serviced by a policeman. You're not actually going to send these out are ya?

"Friends", season 9, episode 17

Chandler: No, no, Ross and Rachel will be back soon and then I gotta go to the office (Pulls another balloon out of his mouth) Am I producing them?

"Friends", season 9, episode 2

Chandler: OH MY GOD! When you came in I switched the channel, I was just watching regular porn

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

(Joey finishes climbing the stairs and sees them. Chandler and Rachel both stop and look up at him. Joey sits down on the step.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Chandler: Hey-hey-hey Rachel, funny thing. Actually, the ah, end zone starts at that pole, so you’re five feet short, so we win!

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

Chandler: You are totally and completely 100% forgiven.

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Rachel: (blushing) Oh, what a line. (walks towards the drinks table with her back towards Chandler and whispers "Oh my God!")

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Chandler: Hm-hmm, I told you! (Looks at the clock) I can’t believe that I’ve only got two hours before I call in sick for work.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Chandler: Yeah, well, I miss the tip! It's the best part. It has the nail. (He storms out.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Chandler: Hey! Babe! Aren’t you excited we’re going on our honeymoon?

"Friends", season 8, episode 3

Rachel: (seeing him) Chandler, what are you doing? There is a trash can right there.

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Chandler: (excited) Guys, guys, I've got great news! Guess what… Joey: Uh, ah, Monica's pregnant?! Monica: (shocked) Really? (She looks around, suddenly embarrassed) Let's get past the moment. Phoebe: What's your news? Chandler: Thank you. I got a job in advertising. (Everybody cheers) Monica: (hugging Chandler) Oh, honey, that's incredible! Phoebe: (inquisitive) Gosh, what's the pay like? (Everybody stares at her indignantly) Oh, come on people… (defending) come on, now, if I don't know who makes the most, how do I know who I like the most! (She looks at Joey) Hey Joey! (Joey winks at her) Chandler: Actually, it pays nothing. It's an internship. Joey: Oh, that's cool. We have interns at 'Days Of Our Lives'. Chandler: Right. So, it'll be the same except… less sex with you. (Joey nods) Ross: So, uh, what kinda stuff do you think they'll have you do there? Chandler: Well, it's a training program, but at the end, they hire the people they like. Phoebe: (enthusiastic) That's great. Chandler: Yeah, I mean, there's probably gonna be some ground work which will probably stink, you know, grown man getting people coffee is a little humiliating (At the same time, Gunther puts down a cup of coffee in front of Chandler) Chandler: (grinning awkwardly) Humiliating and noble! (Gunther shoots a nasty look at him while leaving) Ross: You know, if I didn't already have a job, I think, I would have been really good in advertising. Monica: Ross, you did not come up with "got milk?" Ross: Yes, I did, I did! (He turns to Joey, disappointed) I should have written it down!

"Friends", season 9, episode 15

MONICA: There's no man in here.� How dare you accuse me of that.� (She slaps Chandler.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 9

CHANDLER: You know I think he will be surprised, 'till he realizes he's a monkey, and uh, you know, isn't capable of that emotion.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Joey: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! You just take a big, big swing. Now, don’t hold back. (He dons his protective helmet (Why, I have no clue.) and Phoebe picks up a wooden baseball bat and starts to swing as Chandler and Monica enter.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

Chandler: I see. Y’know umm, Phoebe makes sock bunnies.

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Chandler: Okay so you mean no as in, "Gee Chandler, what an interesting idea. Let’s discuss it before we reject it completely."

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Chandler: Ok, we all laughed when you did it with the stuffing, but that's not funny anymore.

"Friends", season 1, episode 9

Joey: You’re right. You’re right. I-I’ll go tell her now before Ross finds out and I’ll be gentle. I can do that. I am a gentle person. Oh, by the way. Two people screwing in there (Points to the closet Chandler and Monica were in) if you want to check that out.

"Friends", season 9, episode 1

(With that we go into a little flashback about the guys’ memories of the duck. The first one is Joey playing with him in the bathtub and drying him off. Then it’s Chandler sitting on his couch after they moved into the girls apartment, and Chandler reading to him in bed, and him watching Baywatch when all they had was the canoe and the duck was in a bucket of water. Then we see Ross eating some cereal and the duck watching him. He takes a lamp and moves the duck off of the table. Then it’s Chandler shooing them out of the bathroom in the girls’ apartment, Joey revealing their disco cubby hole in the entertainment-center, then Chandler playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with them, and it’s concluded with various scenes with the duck flapping it’s wings. And the guys staring into the distance in remembrance of the duck.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Rachel: Well lets see. Maybe he knows where Ross is. (They walk towards Chandler) Hey, how's it going (tries to look as un-interested in him as possible - checking out her nails).

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

(Chandler stares at him, dumbfounded, then finally agrees.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Chandler: Trust me, you don’t want him there either. Okay? Nobody is gonna be staring at the bride when the father of the groom is wearing a back-less dress.

"Friends", season 7, episode 22

Mrs. Geller: So Chandler, you’re parents must’ve been thrilled when you told them you were engaged.

"Friends", season 7, episode 2

Chandler: All right, look, if you insist on wearing that, in public, y’know, you’re gonna spend the rest of the afternoon all by yourself.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Joey and Chandler: (stopping her) Oh no-no-no-no!

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Chandler: I am sorry I am late. You�ll understand when you�ll see Joey.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Chandler: everything's great, just watching some regular television there, what a pleasant surprise. (She hugs him, and she knows what he was doing so she looks at the TV and sees sharks swimming around thinking Chandler was giving himself a treat to sharks.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

Ross: Okay umm, why don’t we all take a seat, y’know? And uh, and I’ll get us all some uh some coffees—(He goes to pull out Elizabeth’s chair, but Paul steps in)—Yeah, why don’t you. (Paul pulls out her chair) Uh and you guys can talk about whatever, whatever you want. Y’know? Whatever pops into your head. (He turns his back to Paul and Elizabeth and points to himself for Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe. Then he goes to order the coffee.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 21

CHANDLER: Oh well it's not me, it's my character, Chandy. Yeah the rogue processor who seduces his co-worker's wives for sport and then laughs about it the next day at the water cooler. In fact, I have her panties right there in my drawer.

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

Ross: Yeah, um, okay see, you were, you were on the list but my friend, Chandler (Chandler waves) brought up the very good point that you are international, so I bumped you for Wynona Rider, local.

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Chandler: No! I want a flabby gut and saggy man breasts!

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

CHANDLER: Sorry, you had a paleontologist on your face. But, uh, it's gone now, you're alright.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on. Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 21

Joey: (Whispering.) Pisst, Monica. Alright, we really need to start looking out for Rachel. I’ll cover the front door. You watch that big hole at the back of the building and I got Chandler covering Ross.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

ROSS: I've no idea, could be. Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight. RACHEL: Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight. [they kiss] ROSS: You're not laughing. RACHEL: This time it's not so funny. [They kiss and start undressing. As Rachel tries to pull off Ross's tie she catches it in his mouth. Then they roll across the fur rug.] RACHEL: Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh that's OK. ROSS: What. Oh no, you just rolled over the juice box. RACHEL: Oh, thank God. [Scene: Museum of Natural History. The next morning Rachel and Ross are sleeping in the display under a fur.] ROSS: Hi. RACHEL: Hi you. I can't believe I'm waking up next to you. ROSS: I know it is pretty unbelievaaaaah. RACHEL: What? ROSS: We're not alone. [A church youth group is outside the display watching them] CLOSING CREDITS [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They are still in their chairs, watching Beavis and Butthead.] [they're laughing along with the show when an alarm goes off] JOEY: Is that the fire alarm? CHANDLER: Yeah. [feels the floor] Oh it's not warm yet, we still have time. JOEY: Cool.

"Friends", season 2, episode 15

CHANDLER: Ok, think, what would Jack and Chrissy do?

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

Chandler: Yes, Joey's made arrangements to have his baby in a movie from the 50's.

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

Joey: All right. Chandler, you can either spin the wheel or pick a Google card.

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Chandler: Yes. (In a stronger voice) Yes!

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Chandler: (looking at the answering machine) Hey, there's two messages. These could be from work!

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Chandler: Uhh, a T-shirt that says, "I don’t belong here."

"Friends", season 4, episode 19

Monica: I know. Let’s try a look…of far off…wonderment. Okay, we’ll-we’ll gaze into our future and we’ll think about our marriage and the days to come. (Chandler is still not getting it.) Chandler! What is the matter with your face?! I mean this picture is supposed to say "Geller and Bing to be married," not "Local woman saves drowning moron!" (The photographer laughs.) Hey! Don’t laugh at him! He’s my drowning moron!

"Friends", season 7, episode 5

[Scene: Chandler’s and Monica’s apartment, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table making potpourri sachets.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

[Scene: Monica and Chandler’s bedroom, Monica is sleeping and Chandler’s sitting in bed, wide awake.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

[Flashback to Joey’s thirtieth birthday party. It is being held in Monica and Chandler’s apartment.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 14

Monica: Believe me, Chandler and I have not seen each other in over a week. We�ll probably be the first ones there.

"Friends", season 9, episode 5

Chandler: Maybe Monica has a bobby pin.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Chandler: Who’s he huggin’?

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Chandler: The problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again, y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically just trying to stay awake.

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Joey: Okay. I’m Chandler (makes a growling/gurgling sound at the end and the girls laugh.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Monica: Okay, I'm gonna go check on something across the hall. You start by washing these (she gives Chandler a bowl with cranberries. Then, while she's going outside, she sees him with a bottle of soap in his hands) Not with soap!! (she leaves)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Monica: Yeah Joey she’s…Rachel’s got this really big work problem, and it is a head scratcher. Wow! (To Chandler) Y’know what, if we’re gonna make dinner we’re gonna have to leave. Yeah. (She and Chandler exit.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Chandler: Well yeah! But now that I know that you’re having these thoughts, I’m back to panic, anxiety, and uh I’m definitely gonna need some kind of sports drink.

"Friends", season 7, episode 18

Chandler: Well, you could also give back the money you owe me.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Be right there sweetums. (Monica leaves. To Joey.) A totally different situation.

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

(Monica plays those words back in her mind and then smiles and runs to Chandler, who is twisting with joy. They hug.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: (in a feminine way) Oh my God! (and he jumps all around)

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler walks in, wearing a suit.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Chandler: Yes, but I just had one. Two. Two tiny cigarettes. Okay, five. A pack. Two pack�a�a carton. Three big fat cartons in two days. (How many cigarettes are there in one pack and how many packs in one carton in the US?) But it�s over, I made a decision, I�m not gonna smoke anymore.

"Friends", season 9, episode 5

Chandler: Well, if the magician can open my beer with his but cheeks, then all right.

"Friends", season 3, episode 12

[Mr. Greene opens the door to Chandler and Joeys apartment. Ross sees him and runs to the door forcing him back in then holds onto the door knob.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

Chandler: Really? So, you're gonna stick with this 'it's all for her' thing?

"Friends", season 1, episode 24

Chandler: From a bullet!

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is baby-chick sitting.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Chandler: well, well, well it must be five in Tulsa because it's six o clock IN NY.C!

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

Chandler: Oh, that would be Monica. Hey, listen, I wanna borrow a coupla things, Aurora spent the night, I really wanna make her breakfast.

"Friends", season 1, episode 6

Chandler: But I am willing to offer her all those things. This was just a plan, y’know? A way to throw her off course so that when I offered her all these things, she’d be surprised!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: You know, I may be way out on a limb here, but do you, do you, have a problem with Janice?

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

Chandler: All right I’ll have one. (he and Ross take another brownie,)

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Phoebe: And... moment's over! (Rachel, Joey and Chandler all turn and look disapprovingly towards Monica but she just shrugs it off) So, ok, uh, I can forget that. I can forget that and uhm... (she's flipping cards skipping half of them) Oh this is funny! Oh, but you need to know that to... that, to... Oh, ok, well, uhm, I (Monica is miming CUT). Ok, ok, I, ok, I.... MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS! THIS IS MY WEDDING! OKAY, I DON'T WANT THIS (she mimes Monica's when she was twirling her hands) OR THIS (she taps her watch) OR THIS (she mimes CUT) OK? I JUST WANTED A SIMPLE WEDDING! WHERE MY FIANCEE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS! (pause) You know what? You're done.

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Ross: Oh and you know what, it will be even better tomorrow, because I won't be constantly interrupted by Joey checking to see if they put chocolates on my pillow yet. (Someone knocks on the door, Ross goes to open and it's Joey, Rachel and Chandler).

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

[Flashback to 524 - TOI Vegas, Part II] [Scene: The Gift Shop, Monica and Chandler are entering.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Do you think that there’s a town in Missouri or some place called Sample? And ah, as you’re driving into town there’s-there’s like a sign, and it says “You’re in Sample.” (He says it like urine sample.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Chandler: Oh, no, no, no, don't go! I've scared ya'! I've said too much! I'm hopeless, and awkward, and desperate for love!! (Janice leaves, Chandler then calls Janice to leave a message on her machine) Hey, Janice! It's me. Um, yeah, I-I-I just wanna apologize in advance for having chased you down the street. (runs out the door)

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

CHANDLER: Yes. She was smart, she was pretty, and she honestly cared about me. Janice is my last chance to have somebody.

"Friends", season 2, episode 3

(She walks down the aisle with the groomsman. We cut to inside Central Perk, where Phoebe and Chandler are waiting.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

(Chandler and Joey look at her, and then look back at him. They dive for Ross's hand to see what he had, and he tries to stop them from looking.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 18

Chandler: Yeah! When you were talking about Roger, that was killing me! Look, things like last night they don’t just happen. Y’know? Or at least not to me. Or with the other two women, in the morning y’know I was just lying there and I couldn’t wait to just go hang out with my friends, but with you I always y’know with a friend.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: You got a man who's a nanny...? You got a manny...? (Monica starts laughing, but very exaggerated. Joey realises they also should laugh and punches Ross. Now all three of them laugh, but very fake. Chandler seems happy again.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Chandler: You gonna buy a new one?

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Joey are sitting at the bar, in their bathrobes, eating cereal]

"Friends", season 2, episode 16

[Rachel holds the tray between them. Chandler grabs the muffin before Monica can.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

[Scene: A Theatre, Chandler and Ross are there to watch the premiere of Kathy’s play.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Chandler: (To Ross) No, that’s okay. (Ross nods and retreats.) Monica I thought this was going to be the most difficult thing I ever gonna had to do. But when I saw you walking down that aisle I realized how simple it was. I love you. Any surprises that come our way it’s okay, because I will always love you. You are the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with. You wanna know if I’m sure? (He leans in and kisses her.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

CHANDLER: You know, it's funny.� I've been, ah, practicing the art of seduction myself.� (He raises his hands in front of himself, sticks out his behind, and wiggles it.)� Hi ya.

"Friends", season 9, episode 9

Chandler: My wife and I have some boundary issues, you know, sometimes we ask inappropriate questions. We're working on it.

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Chandler: Oh, then I'll tell you. My agency was bidding for a big account and they got it! It's my first national commercial!

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Chandler: Hey, that's not good. Can I get an espresso and a latte over here, please?

"Friends", season 1, episode 5

CHANDLER: [reads] To my best bud. [puts it back in the case] Thanks best bud.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the ring he bought and not liking it.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Chandler: Well actually uh, there was something we wanted to tell you about the wedding. Um, it’s going to be a small ceremony. Uh, tiny! We’re not even sure why we’re having it.

"Friends", season 7, episode 7

Chandler: She's right, it's Jill. Jill Goodacre. Oh my God. I am trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre! (pause) Is it a vestibule? Maybe it's an atrium. Oh, yeah, that is the part to focus on, you idiot!

"Friends", season 1, episode 7