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'CHANDLER' in a movie sentence | examples for 'CHANDLER' from movies

[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Chandler are there. They have lots of brochures about adoption in front of them.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Chandler: There's a hair in my coffee.

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Chandler: You know, it's funny. Every time you say "triplets," I immediately think of three hot blonde 19-year olds.

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

(Chandler looks like he did the time he swallowed the toy in 605 TOW Joey's Porsche. It's the hair in his coffee.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

(Little Chandler is pulling Chandler's sweater, while Leslie is throwing bagels at him.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Frank Jr.: Oh, that's Frank Jr. Jr. pulling the tampons out of the lady's purse. And that's Chandler climbing on Chandler, and that's Leslie throwing bagels at him.

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

[Scene: Bill and Colleen's apartment. Chandler and Monica enter.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Chandler: So, a lot of malfunctioning wee-wees and hoo-hoos in this room, huh?

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Chandler: I mean, you have a lovely home.

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Monica: Thank you. (To Chandler.) I think I just had a tiny orgasm.

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Chandler: That's great. (To Monica.) Can I see the book?

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Chandler: You want me to wash my hands first, don't you?

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

(Chandler leaves.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

(Cut to the hall. Owen is wearing his scout-uniform and is looking through a box when Chandler walks up to him.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Chandler: Hey, you must be Owen.

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Chandler: I'm Chandler. Hey, I was in the scouts too.

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Chandler: Yeah, in fact my father was a den-mother.

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Chandler: You know how to use a compass?

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Chandler: You do? That's fantastic!

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Chandler: I'd love to, but I gotta get back to talking to your parents. They're telling us all about how they adopted you.

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Chandler: What?

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

(Chandler tries to come up with a good answer.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Chandler: I got nothing.

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Phoebe: Alright, so that leaves Chandler.

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Frank Jr.: Oh, no, no, you can't have Chandler, no. No, no. She's my little genius. I got big hopes for her. She's gonna be a doctor or a realtor..

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

[Scene: Bill and Colleen's apartment. Chandler comes running into the living room. Monica is the only one there.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Chandler: Where are Bill and Colleen?

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Chandler: We have to leave!!

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Chandler: I didn't get to the bathroom. I bumped into Owen on the way, and he didn't know he was adopted. And there's a slight chance I may have told him.

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Chandler: But kids are so intuitive. Don't you think on some level he already knows?

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Chandler: See? Intuitive!

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Chandler: Which technically now you should give back!

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Chandler: I'm so sorry, but you should have a sign out there or something. Or at least whisper it to people when they come in the door. "Owen doesn't know he's adopted, and he also thinks that Santa is real."

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Chandler (to Monica): We have to get out of here, baby!

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Chandler enter to find Phoebe there with the triplets.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Chandler: Owen didn't know he was adopted, and Monica told him.

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Chandler: Yeah, but how would you like it if someone told the triplets that you gave birth to them?

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Chandler: I'm gonna go tell Emma she was an accident. (Runs off.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Chandler: Yeah, ok. I'm sure that doctor's office can't be worst than on a class trip to the Hershey's factory!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Chandler: I know it sounds really weird, but we're just so bad at relationships.

"Friends", season 5, episode 9

Chandler: Y'know, I don't know if you've ever looked up the term goofing around in the dictionary... Well, I have, and the technical definition is, two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together. But if you have this new fangled dictionary that gets you made at me, then we have to, y'know, get you my original dictionary. I am *so* bad at this.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

(We see Joey who has puffed up his cheeks and Chandler nonchalantly reaches down and pinches Joey’s nose shut. In a few seconds, Joey has to move because he’s now forced to actually hold his breath.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is complaining about going to the clinic.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 20

[Scene: The Lobby of Chandler and Rachel’s building, Chandler and Rachel are returning from lunch.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Chandler: Yes! Well that-yes.

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

CHANDLER: Joey just called.� He's got courtside Knicks tickets for him and me tomorrow night.

"Friends", season 9, episode 9

Chandler: (To a woman who he has clearly just met) And then the peacock bit me. (Laughs) Please kiss me at midnight. (She leaves)

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

Chandler: I don’t know R.G., I was thinking something girlie for your office.

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Ross: Oh my God! Those weren’t albino kids, that was computer camp! Rach! (He hurries inside and Chandler is taking out the garbage.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 16

Bitter lady: (now yelling) Well, you're not gonna get one! Because in life there are no intermissions, people. Chapter 7: Divorce is a 4 letter word. (Now standing right in front of Chandler and bending down almost to his level as if speaking to him, yelling even louder) How could he leave me?!?!

"Friends", season 9, episode 20

Chandler: I don’t know, my mother spent most of her money on her fourth wedding. She’s saving the rest for her divorce. And any extra cash my father has he saves for his yearly trips to (Pause) Dollywood.

"Friends", season 7, episode 2

Monica: All right, let me see. (She grabs the 8 ball.) Will Chandler have sex tonight? (Reads the answer.) Don't count on it. Seems like it works to me.

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Rachel: Well y’know what they say, the 23rd time’s the charm. (Chandler enters.) Aww, look at you all handsome!

"Friends", season 7, episode 20

Ross: I said 'share' not 'scare'. Go sit over there! (Chandler goes over and sits at a table and puts his head down).

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

Chandler: Well, I can't say "hump" or "screw" in front of the B-A-B-Y.

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

Chandler: There just don't happen to be any women in our games.

"Friends", season 1, episode 18

CHANDLER: Wow, that's lucky. What if her name was Big Ugly Splotch?

"Friends", season 2, episode 16

Chandler: Look, I want those basketball seats as much as you do! Okay, but we can’t leave in the small apartment after we’ve lived here! Didn’t you ever read Flowers for Algernon?

"Friends", season 4, episode 19

Chandler: (resigning himself to his fate) Chandler. (He quickly sits down.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 22

[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is giving Rachel, Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross their bills.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Joey, Chandler, Monica and the twins are there. Everything has been put into boxes.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Chandler: Aren’t you just a tinsy bit curious?

"Friends", season 7, episode 7

Chandler: The Velveteen Rabbit was brown and white!

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Monica: (Comes up for below the covers and looks concerned.) Do you think he knew I was here? (Chandler quickly looks at Monica not knowing what to say.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 21

Chandler: Ooh, Lambchop. How old is that sock? If I had a sock on my hand for thirty years it'd be talking too.

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Chandler: Yeah, I’m gonna stick with the ring. (Goes to another display counter.) Oh, this one’s nice! (Pointing to another ring.) I like this one! Sir? Uh, kind sir? Can I see this one?

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

[Scene: Gary's cop car, Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course. Chandler is in the back seat.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Chandler: …so then the farmer says, "That’s not a cow and you’re not milking it." (Everyone laughs.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 11

Chandler: Oh-oh, yeah, and did he also say that ah, some of the dialogue was corny and that he actually found it was funny and not sexy?

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Chandler: Oh, just hanging out, talkin’ about uh, websites. (Joey laughs.) Yeah, we saw this really interesting website about marriage and how totally unnecessary it is and how its just a way for the government to keep tabs on you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Scene: Central Perk, all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Chandler: (sliding up behind her) No. No, I won’t. Do you know why I took all those lessons? See, for the first time I didn’t want you to be embarrassed to be seen on the dance floor with some clumsy idiot.

"Friends", season 8, episode 1

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Chandler: Fun Bobby? Your ex-boyfriend Fun Bobby?

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

Joey: That’s right I stepped up! She’s my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, I’d pee on anyone of you! Only, uhh, I couldn’t. I got the stage fright. I wanted to help, but there was too much pressure. So-so I uh, I turned to Chandler.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Chandler: Wow! Pregnancy does give you some weird cravings.

"Friends", season 4, episode 16

Chandler: All right Joey, be nice.  So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Monica: You guys are always hanging out in my apartment! Come on, I'll only use my left hand, huh? Come on, wussies! (Joey and Chandler pick her up) All right, ok, I gotta go. I'm going, (they throw her out) and I'm gone.

"Friends", season 1, episode 12

Chandler: See ya. (Ross exits, and Chandler moves over next to Joey, laughing.) Have fun planning your mellow bachelor party.

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

[Scene: Joey's co-star's apartment. Chandler and Joey are at the brunch.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 16

Chandler: Yeah, I can be a hero, I could do that. I could, I could do... I, w-w-what if, what if it attacks me?

"Friends", season 7, episode 8

Joey: Wait-wait-wait-wait! (To Chandler) Come on! Come on, let’s trade! The timing’s perfect, I just clogged the toilet!

"Friends", season 4, episode 19

Chandler: Hi. (Joey blows on a noisemaker.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

Joey: I don’t get it! It was in my room all night! And if she didn’t take it, and I didn’t take it; and you (Chandler) didn’t take it, then who did? (The duck quacks.) Shh! We’re trying to think! (Ross and Chandler realise it at the same moment and stare at Joey, who doesn’t get it. After a short pause, with the duck still quacking, Joey figures it out and starts pointing at the duck.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Chandler: But other than that... wholesome, wholesome building.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Chandler: Well, maybe it was the kind of food that tasted good at first but then made everybody vomit and have diarrhea.

"Friends", season 5, episode 5

Chandler: Why would Monica be keeping Richard in here?

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Chandler:  So--You got in voluntarily?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler: Look, she's not backing down! She went like this! (He does a little mimic of her dance.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 21

Chandler: Why? Okay? Why? Wh-wh-why did that have to happen?

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

[Scene: Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons. At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

[Rachel and Chandler re-emerge from the balcony.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Chandler: Yeah! (Takes it.) If-if-if we did do this there would be a lot of pressure on me, y’know? Because you’ve been waiting a very long time and I wouldn’t want to disappoint you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: (to his children) Look around, you guys. This was your first home. And it was a happy place, filled with love and laughter. But more important, because of rent control, it was a friggin' steal!

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Joey are discussing what to do about the now naked hooker in the guestroom.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

Chandler: (embarrassed) I cannot believe Ross told you that! (pause) And in my defense, it was a Wendy's!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Chandler: You’re not, what do you, what do you got a bionic foot?

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Chandler: I’d like to go up the ladder of chance to the golden mud hut please.

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Chandler: Score! Where are the disposable cameras?

"Friends", season 8, episode 2

Phoebe: Uh-huh, (To Chandler) and you?

"Friends", season 8, episode 16

Chandler: Of course the packaging does appeal to grown-ups and kids alike.

"Friends", season 2, episode 2

Monica: Oh sweetie, you can never embarrass me. (Chandler grunts.) Okay, you can easily embarrass me. But come on, it doesn’t matter. All right? I married you! So I want to dance on my wedding night with my husband. Come on. (They go onto the floor.) Just try not to move your feet at all. (Chandler starts to get into the groove and bust a move.) There you go.

"Friends", season 8, episode 1

Chandler: Because he’s crazy. Okay? He came up to me earlier and thanked me for my very moving performance in Titanic.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Chandler: What's with the word y'all? You know, just... two words just... pushed together... Are we all allowed to do that, because if so, I say why stop there? You know, your new poodle could be your noodle. And fried chicken? Could be fricken.Waiter, waiter excuse me, I'll have the fricken? (Monica laughs) See, that's... that's funny with the fricken, right?

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Chandler: I'm sorry, it was a one-time-thing. I was very drunk and i was somebody else's subconscious.

"Friends", season 1, episode 22

Chandler: One of life's great, unanswerable questions. I mean, who knows? Maybe there's something even more painful than those things? Like this.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

(Monica closes the door, Chandler knocks, and Monica opens it to reveal Chandler on his knees.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

CHANDLER: Oh yeah, your uh, name came up in a uh, conversation that terrified me to my very soul.

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

Chandler: We will take a moonlit walk on the Rue de la (mumbles something).

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

Chandler: Yes, and I get my ya-yas from Ikea. You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less.

"Friends", season 1, episode 18

Chandler: This-this Fonzie person you keep referring too, is that uh, is that another doctor?

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

CHANDLER: (hushed) No, no, no, no, no.� Joey can't know that I'm here.

"Friends", season 9, episode 9

Chandler: Definitely roses. (Monica and Rachel exchange a look.) Well, I just think they’re a little more weddingy. (Monica holds the Lily picture closer to him.) But Lilies are the clear choice.

"Friends", season 7, episode 2

Woman: Excuse me, I-I couldn’t help overhearing, you’re marrying Chandler Bing?

"Friends", season 7, episode 6

Chandler: How... exactly are you pursuing that? Y'know other than sending out resumes like what, two years ago?

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

[Scene: Chandler's apartment. Chandler is returning from Monica and Rachel's with his bedding. Eddie is standing at the bar with his dehydrator and loads of fruit.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 19

Monica: (To Chandler) We're not really gonna buy these people steak dinners are we?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Oh, did you get that from the 'I Love Rachel' pizzeria?

"Friends", season 1, episode 18

CHANDLER: You got a Cheeto on your face man.[Joey removes the Cheeto and eats it]

"Friends", season 2, episode 15

Chandler: (disgusted) What? What can't you do?

"Friends", season 1, episode 14

Chandler: Ah, Sliced Bread, a wonderful Lady MacBeth.

"Friends", season 3, episode 19

Chandler: Y'know I rued the day once…didn't get a whole lot else done.

"Friends", season 5, episode 18

Chandler: That’s a mailman! That’s our mailman! (Waves to the mailman) (Sarcastic) Hi. How are ya?

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey is reading a 'Busty Ladies' magazine when Chandler enters.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Rachel: Oh honey, I'm sorry we can't help you there, 'cause we're cuddlily sleepers. (Chandler makes an 'Ewww' face) Okay, I'm late for work.

"Friends", season 3, episode 3

Phoebe: Yuh-huh! I was the last one to know when Chandler got bitten by the peacock at the zoo. I was the last one to know when you had a crush on Joey when he was moving in. (Monica gestures at Phoebe to shut up; Joey looks surprised but pleased) Looks like I was second to last.

"Friends", season 1, episode 7

[Scene: The delivery room at the hospital. Monica, Chandler and Erica are there. Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Chandler: I’m only going to pretend I’m moving to Yemen, it’s the only way I can get rid off her.

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

Chandler: Right! I just think that this is happening too soon.

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

Chandler: Okay, we-we swallow our feelings. Even if it means we’re unhappy forever. Sound good?

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

Chandler: Uh then there was that dialect coach who helped you with that play where you needed a southern accent. Which after twenty hours of lessons still came out Jamaican.

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Chandler: No! I just happened t�do a lot trivias about smoking in different states. For example, in Hawaii cigarettes are called Leyhallalookoos.

"Friends", season 9, episode 5

(Kathy leans in really close and Chandler mouths "Oh my God." She moves around in front of him and kneels at his feet.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering, dragging Chandler, to mediate the argument between Chandler and Monica.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Chandler: Oh yeah! He has a caretaker. His older brother... Ernie.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Chandler: What happened to 'you can't live without me four days a week'?

"Friends", season 9, episode 3

Monica: (points at the baby she's holding) This is a boy, (points at the baby Chandler is holding) and that's a girl.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Joey: Sure, it’s hard to forget! But that doesn’t mean you have to talk about it! A lot of things happened on that trip that we should never, (to Chandler) ever talk about.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1