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'CHANDLER' in a movie sentence | examples for 'CHANDLER' from movies

Chandler: (entering) Hey!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: (to Joey) Ooh, do you want to talk to Chandler?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: (To Phoebe) Is that Joey?! (She nods yes) Let me talk to him!

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Joey: No! (She nods no to Chandler) Because he didn't believe in my movie! Which is a big mistake because it is real! Real!

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Chandler: (To Phoebe) Y'know what? I have been trying to apologize to him all week! If he's not gonna let me do it on the phone, I'm gonna go down there and do it in person.

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Phoebe: Yeah! (She hands the phone to Chandler.)

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Chandler: (To Joey) Hey!

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[Cut to Chandler]

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Chandler: No-no-no-no, I've supported you one hundred percent and I want to prove that to you in person!

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[Cut to Chandler]

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Chandler: Forgive me? You haven't been taking my calls in a week!

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Joey: Well, I'm totally over it Chandler. Friends forever! Don't come out here!

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[Cut to Chandler]

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Chandler: Uh, what was that?

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Joey: Uh, Entertainment Tonight. [Cut to Chandler] Yeah, okay so, good talking to ya and don't come out here. All right. (Hangs up the phone and poses for that picture.)

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Monica: Okay, you can not tell Chandler. Okay? That I ran into Richard.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Ooh! So now why can't we tell Chandler?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: (entering) Hey!

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Chandler: I know. Can you believe it? One year ago today I was just your annoying friend Chandler.

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Phoebe: Awww! Now you're just my annoying friend Chandler.

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Chandler: Huh.

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Chandler: Oh, but it's not 'til tomorrow!

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Chandler: Okay.

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Chandler: Wow!

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Chandler: Do we have to?

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Chandler: Okay this is great, but Joey said he didn't want any of us out there.

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Chandler: Yeah, I think we should see other people.

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Chandler: Yes.

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Chandler: It's a great idea. (They kiss)

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Chandler: Y'know Pheebs, it's kinda our (His and Monica's) anniversary.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: (coughing) Art lover!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: I said art lover.

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Chandler: I don't know, I'm very tired.

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[Scene: An airplane cabin, Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: So it's pretty much the same Pheebs.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Yeah, I guess it's a little better now.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: (To Monica) Happy plane-aversary.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Can I give you a present now?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Okay! (He grabs his carryon and starts rummaging through it.) Oh man! Don’t tell me I did this!

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Chandler: How do you feel about the, "I really did forgot the present, please forgive me" not fake out?

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Chandler: Ohh that's the worse thing that can happen on an anniversary ever!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: What-what Richard thing?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: What Richard thing?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: (talking out of the side of his mouth) I'm not mad.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Oh yeah! Yeah, so you-you bumped into Richard! You grabbed a bite! It's no big deal. (He still ain't happy.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: Las Vegas, we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money. Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage.]

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Chandler: Oh my God.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Love your condoms my man.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Why?! What happened?!

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Joey: Look, I'm sorry I didn't tell ya. (To Chandler) I'm sorry man.

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Chandler: No-no, that's okay, apparently there's a new policy where we don't have to share everything with everybody.

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Chandler: No! Her boyfriend Richard!

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Chandler: When you go lunching with hunky moustache men and don't tell me about it!

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Chandler: Thanks. (They hug.)

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Chandler: (pushing her away from another hug) Next time?

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Chandler: There's not gonna be a next time! You can not ever see him again!

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Chandler: That's so funny, because I think I just did!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Fine with me!

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Chandler: What are you talking…

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Chandler: Really?

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Chandler: (interrupting in the nick of time) Joey, I uh! I can't believe this is how I'm spending my anniversary.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Whoa!

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Chandler: Y'know, if I won $5,000 I'd join a gym, y'know build up my upper body and hit Richard from behind with a stick! (Mimics it.)

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Chandler: Good luck!

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Joey: Chandler! I don't need luck. I have thought this through!

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Chandler: I see.

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(Joey exits as Chandler shakes his head.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Y'know Monica you had a minor setback in your relationship with Chandler. Big deal! It's only Chandler. (Monica turns and stares at her.) I am so sorry.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: So go fix it! Go find Chandler! He's probably up in your room! Tell him that you're sorry and that you love him.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: Y'know what? You're right Phoebe. You're right. Thank you! (Gets up to find Chandler.)

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[Cut to Chandler's room, Joey is relaying to Chandler his amazing discovery.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Chandler! You are not gonna believe this! I have found my identical hand twin!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: (totally confused) What?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: What's an identical hand twin?

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Joey: What's it sound like? It's a guy with my identical hands! It was incredible! Chandler, the dealer's hands were exactly like me! It-it was like looking at my hands in a mirror!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Are you sure you weren't (pause) looking at your hands in a mirror?

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Chandler: (totally confused) How?

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Chandler: Again I must go back to, how?

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Chandler: (Pause) Y'know, I-I can't really put a price on that Joe.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: No! No! I support you 100%! I just didn't, I didn't get it right away. Y'know now I'm caught up! Identical hand twins! It's a million-dollar idea!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Ohh, you are so lucky! (To Chandler) Hey! So, where's Monica? Did you guys make up?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: No!

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Chandler: That was Joey!

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Chandler: Yeah, well, she's probably talking to Richard.

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Chandler: Really?

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Chandler: Okay. (He gets up and goes to find her.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: Caesar's Palace Casino, Chandler is looking for Monica while Tom Jones's signature song is playing in the background (Getting the theme yet? Tom Jones, Wayne Newton, casinos… They're in Vegas people! Catch up!) It's Not Unusual, y'know, "It's not unusual to be loved by anyone! It's not unusual to have fun with anyone!   But when I see you hanging about with anyone, it's not unusual to see me cry!   I wanna die." Well, while that's playing he spots Monica playing craps and in victory hug the guy next to her. Chandler turns and walks out.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Hey listen I uh, talked to Chandler, sorry about the movie.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: (walking by with his luggage) See you later Mon.

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Monica: Wait Chandler, what are you doing?!

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Chandler: What does it look like? I'm going home.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: What? Wait! Why? (He turns and heads for the door and she chases after him.) Chandler! Chandler! Wait! I’m sorry, I was just playing for one second! I was trying to find you to tell you that, look if you don't want me to see Richard again, I won't! He means nothing to me!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Come on! I was there! (He's propped up with his hand on a statute of a naked guy. He winces and pulls his hand away.) I know he's the love of your life.

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Chandler: Really?!

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Chandler: Yeah, I wanted to make a dramatic scene, but I hate packing.

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Chandler: (arm-in-arm with Monica) Hey Pheebs!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Yeah, she couldn't live without the Chan Love. (They start kissing.)

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Chandler: Yes! I've-I've never seen a roll like this in my life!

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Chandler: Okay, ah umm, ah, a 8. Ah, a 6?

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Chandler: 8. 8!

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Chandler: If you get this one, we buy everybody here a steak dinner!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: (To Chandler) We're not really gonna buy these people steak dinners are we?

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Chandler: Noo!

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Chandler: Ahh, ooh, try a hard 8.

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Chandler: Two fours.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

A Drunken Gambler: (To Chandler) Don't you let her go! You're a lucky guy!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Thank you, Mister Drunken Gambler! Okay, you get this and uh, we get the biggest suite in the place! (Everyone cheers) Wait-wait-wait-wait! We (motions to Monica and him.) get the biggest suite in the place.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: (sees the roll) Yes!! I love you! I can't even remember what we were fighting about!

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Chandler: Another hard 8.

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Chandler: Okay, okay, I tell you what. You roll another hard eight; (pause) and we get married here tonight.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: You roll another hard eight and we get married here tonight.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Yes! I love you! I've never loved anybody as much as I love you.

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Chandler: Okay, so if an eight comes up, we take it as a sign and we do it! {Whoa! Where have I heard that before? Matthew Perry talking about signs in Las Vegas. I guess it must've been some movie I saw.} What do you say?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Okay! Come on! Let's go! All right!

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Chandler: (spots one) Okay! That's a four! And where-where's the other one?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: Nobody move! (To Chandler) Okay, you look that way; I'll look this way!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: All right!

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Chandler: Here it is! Here it is!

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Chandler: It's a four.

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(They've made their way to the statue of the naked man that Chandler was leaning against earlier.)

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[Scene: The Gift Shop, Monica and Chandler are entering.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Okay, all right, all right, all right! Okay! (Picks up a blue sweater.) Okay, here's something, here's something blue and new.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Let's go! (Starts to leave.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Ohh, great, I have condom in my wallet I've had since I was twelve.

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Chandler: I don't think so.

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Chandler: (looks around) Here just…take this. (Hands her the sweater.)

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Chandler: No, we'll-we'll bring it back! Just put it under your dress.

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Chandler: Okay, one thing at a time. (They run out to get married.)

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[Scene: A Little White Chapel, Chandler and Monica are entering.]

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Chandler: Hello! One marriage please!

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Chandler and Monica: All right.

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Chandler: (singing) Dum! Dum-dum-dum! Dum! Dum! Dum! Dum-dum-dum!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Oh, that's The Wedding March. Does, does that freak you out?

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Chandler: Okay! (Stands up) This is it! (Claps his hands) We're gonna get married!

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(She goes one way; he goes the other. The camera pans back to Chandler and Monica, and needless to say, they're standing there dumbstruck as The King's (Elvis Presley to the yougin's) Viva, Las Vegas begins to play. Sing along with me now, "Viva! Las Vegas! Vivaaaaaa! Vivaaaaa! Las Vegassssss!!" Fade to Black.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Well that’s good. Because you didn’t! And I’m incredibly happy for ya!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler: (entering from the bedroom wearing a big, pink bunny costume) Monica! Can I talk to you for a second? Listen, I appreciate you getting me the costume…

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Ross: Chandler, what kind of an idiot do you take me for? (As he picks up the fake Ben.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Chandler: She did not have to tell me, I saw the play, and there was no heat. Back me up here, Ross!

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Phoebe: Oh, Greg and Jenny yuck! (Angrily) Hi Greg, I’m Chandler this is Monica. Hi Monica, this is Jenny. Hi Jenny. Hi Greg.

"Friends", season 8, episode 4

Chandler: Yeah, you got me. (picks up a 2x4 and puts it through the handles so that the doors won’t open) I’m out five big ones! (puts the money in the crack between the door and frame) Here you go.

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

[Scene: Central Perk. Ross is getting coffee at the counter. Chandler walks in.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Chandler: Yeah, well look at this kitchen, slash bathroom. Well that's great! Y'know so you can cook while in the tub.

"Friends", season 5, episode 7

Chandler: (Slightly panicky) Yeah, but what if it's not? What if there is a reason why we can't have a baby?

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Chandler: I did! But the store wouldn’t take her back! So then I took her to the shelter, and you know what I found out?

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Chandler: It was fine, y’know? But she didn’t agree with me as strongly as she agreed with Joey. She was more like, "I see you point, I’m all right with it."

"Friends", season 4, episode 11

[Scene: A 747 somewhere over the North Atlantic, Monica and Chandler are sitting in first class, depressed.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Monica: Yeah, but I love you more. Besides y’know, nothing goes with Bing. So I’m screwed. I mean… (Rachel hands Emma to Monica.) Oh, hi Emma. Yeah, that’s you. You’re our little Em. Oh what’s that honey? What? Oh, you want a little cousin? (To Chandler) You want a cousin right now?!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

(They move closer to together and Phoebe hesitantly puts her hand on Chandler's hip. He puts his hand on her left hip but then decides to put his hand on her left hip. Phoebe then grabs his butt. Chandler goes for her breast, but stops and puts his hand on her shoulder.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are showing a couple of guys (Tony and Peter) the entertainment center.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

(They are standing on either side of Chandler as they discuss the point. Chandler, meanwhile, is disgusted with the whole argument.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Chandler: Oh it’s always nicer to here than, "Aw crap! You again!"

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

[Scene: Rachel and Joey's. Joey's home alone, reading a Sports Illustrated magazine when Chandler enters.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Chandler: Phoebe if it helps Alexandra has only been massaging Monica for like three years. (Phoebe rolls her eyes and walks away and Monica glares at him.) If! I said, "If it helps!" (Goes to the bedroom.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Chandler: You can be the best man when I get married.

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail. While doing this, Monica's picture falls out. He bends over to pick it up and gasps. While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 9

Chandler: It's a kitchen slash bathroom.

"Friends", season 5, episode 7

[Scene: The beach house, Joey and Chandler are sitting at the dinner table, Monica is looking in the fridge.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

[Scene: Chandler's bedroom, Chandler and Monica are there, of course. Like who else would it be, duh!]

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Chandler: But wait a minute though, how are we gonna get there, though, because my Mom won’t let me cross the street.

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

Chandler: Hi, I'm Chandler, and I have no idea who Dorothy is.

"Friends", season 1, episode 8

CHANDLER: Woah, woah, woah. I don't need a roommate either, OK? I can afford to live here by myself. Ya know, I may have to bring in somebody once a week to lick the silverware.

"Friends", season 2, episode 16

JOEY: Well OK then. [oven timer goes off behind Chandler] Was that the oven timer?

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

Chandler: Ah, uh, I owe you a long overdue apology. I never should have broken up with you because you were overweight.

"Friends", season 7, episode 6

Chandler: Look, you can’t call somebody after this long just to say, ‘In case you didn’t notice, I don’t like you!’

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Chandler: You’re right, and I’m sorry! This means a lot to me! I want you to be my friend again! I swear, I won’t say another word tonight.

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Chandler: Great. It was great. She’s ah, she’s great, great looking, great personality, she’s greatness.

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Chandler: All right! Fine! I'm going. But when I get back it's chair sitting, and I'm the guy who's....sitting in a chair! (leaves)

"Friends", season 3, episode 2

Chandler: Kind of. She's coming by to interview us and see where we live.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

[Flashback to Monica and Chandler’s apartment. Chandler has a bunch of people over in formal wear to give Monica a surprise birthday party. Joey is coming out of the bathroom and removing his tie.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 14

Chandler: Oh, so that’s why the priest threw holy water on me. (there’s no reaction from Joey) Okay, listen, you have to cheer up! Okay? You should come out with Ross and me, I mean anything is better than sitting around here crying all day about Kate.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Rachel: Well of course we will help you decide! We will do anything we can to help you! Now, I would like to make a toast, to the future Mrs. Chandler Bing (A woman at the table behind them overhears Chandler’s name and starts listening closer), my best friend, and truly one of the nicest people that…

"Friends", season 7, episode 6

Chandler: Can't believe you guys bought that, enjoy your slow death (runs away).

"Friends", season 9, episode 20

Chandler: (jumping up) Phase Three! I just achieved Phase Three!

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Chandler: (entering, carrying a briefcase) Hi.

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Chandler: But I didn't get to shape my belly like a bowl full of jelly.

"Friends", season 7, episode 10

Chandler: I invented the game of Cups as a way to give Joey money.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

[Scene: Joey's Apartment, Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Chandler: Okay, ‘cause that’s not gonna get annoying.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Chandler: You had a dream about a girl that I am seeing?! Oh, that is so cool! (To Monica) I can't tell you how many times I've dreamt about a girl that he was seeing. (Seeing Monica's stare.) (To Joey) Anyway we're talking about your dream. (To Monica) I love you. (To Joey) Your dream? (Leans in to listen closely.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 16

Chandler: I used to have that bumper sticker.

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

(She frowns.� Chandler picks up the hand set.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 9

Chandler: Yes, well, I expect this from her. Okay? She's always been a Freudian nightmare.

"Friends", season 1, episode 11

Chandler: You know, I don't mean to brag, but I waited tables at Innsbruck in '76. (dead silence) Amouz-bouche? (holds out tray)

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Chandler: Y'know what else I can't believe? I had to kiss Phoebe and Rachel every time I left a room, I mean it's too bad they didn't see us having sex.

"Friends", season 5, episode 2

CHANDLER: Um, absolutely. Uh, how 'bout tomorrow afternoon? Do you know uh, Central Perk in the Village, say, five-ish?

"Friends", season 2, episode 5

Chandler: (banging a spoon against his beer bottle) Okay, a little announcement, a little announcement. I’ve decided that my best man is, my best friend Gunther!

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Chandler: As bad as that went I actually enjoyed myself. I think that I’m going to apologize for all of the stupid things I do.

"Friends", season 7, episode 6

(Joey and Chandler start to leave, Joey is lunging as he is walking)

"Friends", season 3, episode 2

(Ross and chandler are standing next to the alter. Ross is practicing for the wedding.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Chandler: I did. (Looks at his still deformed hand) But it came at a price.

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

David: Yeah, Rachel, Chandler, and Ross had to try to get a couch up a stair—a very narrow New York stairwell and that was probably…I-I think it was the hardest I’ve-I’ve laughed in my life period.

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

[Scene: Joey and Janine’s apartment, Joey and Monica are arranging flowers. Chandler walks in.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Susie are making out on the couch.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Central Perk. Joey, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there; Chandler is showing everyone his new computer.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 8

(Phoebe gets up and walks across the hallway, but the door to Chandler and Joey’s apartment is shut. She knocks, and anxiously waits for Joey to come, but instead her identical twin sister emerges wearing one of Joey’s shirts.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

CHANDLER: Because I went to an all boys high school and God is making up for it.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Flashback to The One With The Jellyfish, Chandler and Monica are lying on the beach.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 21

Mike: Hi David. Chandler. Monica... (Looks at Monica, checking her big hair, aghast) Oh!

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Chandler: Yeah! I've never been in a relationship that's lasted this long before. Y'know to get past the beginning and still be around each other all the time, I think that's pretty incredible. And the fact that this is happening all with you, yeah I think that's pretty exciting. (Kisses her.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 17

CHANDLER: Right now, right here. Don't ya think we're in kind of a public plaaaa [Susie grabs him under the table] They do have the shrimp.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Monica: Fair? Please don’t even talk to me about fair! Fair would’ve been you wanting to marry me back then! Or fair would’ve been Chandler wanting to marry me now! Believe me, nothing about this is fair! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Scene: At the Beach, it’s raining cats and dogs as the gang arrives. Chandler and Monica are taking shelter under Rachel’s hat.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement. Joey offers him some.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 3

Chandler: Phoebe and Rachel! So the people that knew about our wedding before me were you, Phoebe and Rachel, Heldi, and apparently some band called Starlight Magic 7 who are available by the way!

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Chandler:  You know he coulda gotten me a VCR, he coulda gotten me a set of golf clubs, but no, he has to get me the woman repeller!  The eyesore from the Liberace house of crap!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler: Oh I used too, but then Joey thought it would be fun to go to Central Park and hit rocks at…bigger rocks. (He starts to leave and stops an entering Rachel.) Hey Rach, do you have a tennis racquet?

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Chandler: What does a guy have to do to be taken seriously around here?!

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Chandler: Oh, that's ok.I'll just try and reschedule. (on the phone) "Hi, this is Chandler Bing. I made a reservation there and I need to change it (pause) Oh, what do you mean it's not refundable? Can I just come some other time? (pause) Oh, can't you make an exception?"

"Friends", season 9, episode 19

[Scene: Central Perk, the same scene is continued from before the break. With Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler sitting on the couch.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Rachel: Oh my god Chandler! If you can't handle this, what are you going to be like in the hospital? With the blood and the screaming and the little present that's shooting out of her!?

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Chandler: (In a parent-like tone) I’ll talk to them!

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Chandler: I am telling you, years from now, schoolchildren will study it as one of the greatest first dates of all time. It was unbelievable! We could totally be ourselves, we didn't have to play any games...

"Friends", season 1, episode 20

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Brenda is wiping the coffee table and Chandler is trying to look at her bra and leans over on the coffee table to get a good look.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Monica: Hey, isn’t weird to think about how next year at this time they’ll be a little baby at the table? (Chandler turns around in horror.) (Seeing him) Rachel’s! But good to know where you’re at!

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

(Chandler gives Joey her business card, which he eagerly grabs and he leaves.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 10

[Once again, Chandler has a bite in his mouth and can't come back.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

[Scene: Joanna’s office, Joanna and Chandler are making out on her chair. Chandler isn’t wearing any pants.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Chandler: (from his bedroom) All right, so you're telling me that I have to tell racist jokes now?!

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Rachel: …and I know Chandler is kidding but it happens every time he touches my stomach. I mean I’m really worried the baby’s not going to like him. (Joey is staring at the table.) Are you okay?

"Friends", season 8, episode 16

Chandler: Any chance you are trying to pick a fight to make all this easier?

"Friends", season 9, episode 3

Joey: Monica face it, Chandler is against marriage. And-and always will be!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

Chandler: Hey listen, for the first four years of my work everybody called me Sha-la-lap. (Awkward silence ensues.) Seriously.

"Friends", season 6, episode 2

Chandler: Yes, but the batteries...

"Friends", season 9, episode 19

Chandler: Well, if we’re gonna do that we should come up with some kind of order. Y’know alphabetically or by genre?

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are there as Monica enters with the local paper that has the engagement picture in it.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 5

Chandler: Oh. Y’know, that night meant a lot to me too, and it wasn’t because I was in a bad place or anything, it just meant a lot to me ‘cause, you’re really hot! Is that okay?

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Chandler: I tried, but apparantly singing "I will survive" in a helium voice - not helping.

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

Chandler: I can see it now, "Look dad, it’s the Sphinx!" (Does that party noise again.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 19

Chandler: That would be impossible to resist if you weren’t all drippy here. (Points to his nose.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are at the couch.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12