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'CHANDLER' in a movie sentence | examples for 'CHANDLER' from movies

Chandler: Do you think that there’s a town in Missouri or some place called Sample? And ah, as you’re driving into town there’s-there’s like a sign, and it says “You’re in Sample.” (He says it like urine sample.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

(Rachel, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey all scooch over to let them sit down.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Chandler: Yeah, it’s two guys in a ring, and the rules are: “They’re are no rules.”

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

[Scene: Chandler’s office, he is just finishing a meeting with his boss.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Chandler: Yes, but there’s two in martini, soo everybody back to my office.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Doug: (to Chandler) You! Chuckles! What’s your name?

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Chandler: Oh it’s Bing, sir. I’m sorry , I was just ah...

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Doug: No-no, I heard what you said, funny. I like funny. (Chandler starts to leave) This team is about hard work, but it’s also about having fun. Good to have you aboard Bing! (smacks him on the butt, and Chandler leaves shocked.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Chandler: All right buddy, way to go! (smacks him on the butt)

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Chandler: Thank you! Today, my boss keep slapping my butt and he was acting like it was no big deal.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Chandler: Well, I didn’t do anything. I didn’t want to be the guy who has a problem with his boss slapping his bottom.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Chandler: Yeah, I know, for a really great stew you just y'know, stick your head in between ‘em.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Monica: (to Chandler) Anything but stew.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Ross: All right so, Chandler, from now on, don’t give your boss a chance to get you. Y'know just ah, don’t turn your back to him.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Chandler: (to Ross and Monica) What if Joey were president?

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

(Monica, Ross, Chandler, and Joey exit.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

[Scene: Chandler’s office, Chandler is bent over getting some water as his boss approaches.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Doug: Bing! (Chandler stands bolt upright and turns around to face him.) Read your Computech proposal, a real homerun. (He goes to slap his butt, but Chandler slides over making him miss.) Ooh. Barely got ya that time, get over here. Come on. (Chandler goes over) Wham! (slaps him on the butt) Good one. That was a good one. (to a couple of Chandler’s co-workers) Keep at it team. (goes into his office)

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Chandler: (to his co-workers) What is with him?

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Chandler: Well, that’s not true, he-he smacked you once.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Chandler: No sir.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Chandler: (joining them) Hey! Which one’s my turkey burger?

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Ross: Okay, we’ll be right in. (to Chandler) So ah, did your boss try to slap you again today?

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Chandler: Nine times! Okay, I had to put on lotion! But, it’s gonna be okay, because as of tomorrow I’m conducting an experiment, and if all goes as planned, my butt will be smack free.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

(Chandler, Ross, and Phoebe all stop dead in their tracks at the news.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

[Scene: Chandler’s office, Chandler is confronting his boss about the butt smacking thing. His boss is writing on a white board.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Chandler: Excuse me, Doug? (no reaction) Hey there sports fan!!

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Chandler: No, I ah, I didn’t do them.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Chandler: No, no I just ah, didn’t do them. Instead, I ah, hung out with a couple of friends and had a couple of beers so I certainly don’t deserve any praise, verbal or otherwise.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Chandler: Doug!!

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Chandler: I’m a little bit uncomfortable with the that way you express yourself.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Chandler: No, no. It-it’s not about the swearing, it’s more about ah, the way, that you ah, occasionally, concentrate, your enthusiasm on my buttock.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Chandler: Oh, and don’t get me wrong, I appreciate the sentiment. It’s just that I, I have a rather, sensitive posterior, and ah, besides, it’s making all the other guys jealous.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Chandler: Okay. (he starts to leave)

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Doug: Ha! (goes to smack him on the butt, but stops, faking Chandler out) Ahhhhhhh!

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Chandler: Ahhhhh! (walks out, imitating shooting himself in the head)

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

[Scene: Chandler’s office, he is just finishing up a meeting with his boss and the rest of his team.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Doug: So, in conclusion, the lines all go up (points to the chart), so I’m happy. Great job team! Tomorrow at 8:30. (They start to leave) Phil! Nice job. (smacks him on the butt) Stevens! Way to go! (smacks him on the butt) Joel-burg, you maniac! I love ya! (smacks him on the butt) (Chandler walks up) Bing! Good job, couldn’t have done it without ya. (he shakes his hand)

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Chandler: Thank you, sir.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Doug: Of course, you did. Forgot something else too ya bastard! (smacks him on the butt) (to Chandler) Well, what about you? You’re not feeling left out or anything are ya?

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Chandler: No. No, not at all, that’s-that’s ridiculous.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Chandler: Ye-ye-yeah, yes I do!

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Chandler: Run! Run you crazy, rich freak!

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

CHANDLER: I pity the fool who puts on my jewelry, I do, I do. I pity the fool that. . . [turns around and sees Joey] Hi. Hey man, we were just doin' some uhh, impressions over here. Do your Marcel Marceau. [Joey turns around and walks out without saying anything] That's actually good.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

Chandler: I believe in tall, handsome strangers who hit on my wife!

"Friends", season 8, episode 16

[What follows is the final set of flashbacks that feature a whole lot of lovin’ between Chandler and Joey. There’s no words, just hugs and even the kiss from The One With The Monkey. All of this is set to the song, You’ve Really Got a Hold on Me!]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler and Joey: He- he- he got in, he- he got in to San Diego.

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

Monica: Chandler that's crazy! If you give up every time you'd have a fight with someone you'd never be with anyone longer than—Ohhh! (They both realize something there.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 5

Chandler: (ignoring him) Yes, Gunther, can I get two cups of chino, please?

"Friends", season 4, episode 19

Chandler: It’s the semi-finals…of her…botchy ball tournament.

"Friends", season 8, episode 11

Chandler: Do you think you could get through a poem?

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

[Time lapse, dinner has finished and Chandler is sitting on the couch eating some pie. Monica sits down beside him, and he gets pushed up a little by the wave she makes in the couch.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

CHANDLER: Hey, just because this woman thinks she can actually see Joey through the magical box in her living room doesn't mean she's not a person. I mean, does she not deserve happiness, does she not deserve love? What're you lookin' at me for? He's the one who wants to boff the maniac.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Chandler: Oh-aw my God! Now, I understand if you never want to sleep with me again, but that would be wrong. We're too good! We owe it, to sex!

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is playing that string game with the two hands and the weird crossing patterns as Chandler enters with the mail.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

Chandler: And the inventor of the door rests happily in his grave.

"Friends", season 3, episode 19

Phoebe: But then we ditch those two and that’s when we get married. We’ll have Chandler’s money and Rachel’s kids and getting custody will be easy because of Rachel’s drinking problem.

"Friends", season 6, episode 2

Chandler: I don’t know! You were a delight to talk to. You asked all those insightful, great questions.

"Friends", season 8, episode 4

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is interviewing a potential roommate. And yes, she’s a female, non-smoker and very non-ugly.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Chandler is playing Playstation, Crash Team Racing to be exact (he’s in last on Hot Air Skyway to be more exact) as Joey enters from his room desperately trying to look like a 19-year-old. He’s got the wool cap, he’s got the cut-off Knicks jersey over the faded T-shirt, and he’s got the whole pants-around-the-knees-showing-off-the-boxers thing that rich, white, suburban kids have adopted in a desperate and extremely futile attempt to try to look like they’re from the inner-city.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

Chandler: Okay, Ms. McKenna, she kind of works above my boss, she asked me to move to Tulsa and be the president of our office there, and I was sleeping and apparently, said yes.

"Friends", season 9, episode 2

Chandler: Well then there was the second set, the infamous booger head shots.

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Chandler: But this is eleven. It’s almost twice as hard up here.

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Janice: Oh…my Gawd, I-I understand. I-I am so sorry, I’ll go. (Starts for the door.) Good-bye Monica (hugs her), I wish you a lifetime of happiness with him. Chandler, (hugs him) you call me when this goes in the pooper. (Hurries out.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 7

Monica: Hey Joey, Chandler sold a story to Archie Comics!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Y'don't think that makes me seem a little...

"Friends", season 1, episode 20

Chandler: (waking Joey) Hey, check out that girl! She is really hot!

"Friends", season 4, episode 20

Chandler: Pheebs, we’re not giving you a deposit for our wedding!

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

(Chandler and Monica's, all three of them are listening at the wall to Ross and Charlie's)

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Chandler: Well, wait there's, there's more. See the contact paper is to go into your brand new drawer. (gives her a drawer) See, the drawer actually goes in my dresser.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

[Chandler puts a coin in the mini jukebox at the table. YMCA starts playing and Monica and the rest of the staff have to get on the counter and start singing along and dancing. After a couple of couruses, Chandler pulls out a handful of coins and drops them on the table.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

CHANDLER: Oh hey, it's, it's terriffic. I mean it's a regular space... fest.

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

[Scene:� Monica and Chandler's apartment.� Monica is wearing a sexy negligee.� She pours two glasses of wine as Chandler enters with a carry-on suitcase.� He sets the case by the door.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 9

Chandler: Oh, man. In my next life, I'm coming back as a toilet brush.

"Friends", season 1, episode 14

Chandler: Oh Joey’s got a really bad hernia, but that’s nothing a little laser eye surgery won’t fix!

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

(She saunters over to Chandler with a mean pair of 'Come hither' eyes and she glares at Monica.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

[Scene: Monica and Chandler’s bedroom, they are relaxing in sexual bliss.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Phoebe: (looking out the window) Oh, look! There's Monica and Chandler! (Starts yelling.) Hey! Hey, you guys! Hey! (Chandler and Monica start taking each other's clothes off.) Ohh!! Ohh! Ahh-ahhh!!

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Chandler: Oh I just got another rejection letter. They said my writing was funny, just not "Archie Comic funny."

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Or 'You're such a nice guy' means 'I'm gonna be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them to you'.

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Chandler: Right on! Oh! Uh, but, don’t take to long okay? 'Cause uh, we're gonna test out our fake ID's tonight, right Clifford Alverez.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Chandler: Are you sure Joe? Are you sure you're not just a sex addict?

"Friends", season 5, episode 9

Joey: (sitting on the otherside of the counter from Chandler) Gimme a box a juice. Well, they switched me over to Hombre.

"Friends", season 2, episode 2

CHANDLER: Ahh, I believe my exact words were, 'Flaign,en - sten'. I mean I didn't know what to say, how do you know if you wanna do it on an elevator?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Monica: No, no it’s going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably don’t say it enough, but I love you. (Pretends to cry hoping her parents will join her.) When I look around this room, I’m-I’m saddened by the thought of those who could not be here with us. Nana, my beloved grandmother who would so want to be here, but she can’t because she’s dead. As is our dog Chi-Chi. I mean look how cute she is. (Holds up the picture and pretends to cry again). Was. (To an old man by the stage.) Do me a favor and pass this to my parents. Remember she’s dead. Okay, her and Nana, gone. Wow! Hey does anybody remember when Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? (Chandler covers his ears) Didn’t see that? No movie fans?! You want to hear something sad? The other day I was watching 60 Minutes these orphans in Romania, who have been so neglected, they were incapable of love. (Waits for people to cry, but doesn’t get any tears.) You people are made of stone! Here’s to mom and dad! Whatever!

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Chandler: Did you not hear me say, "Du-ude?!"

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

[Scene: The World Premiere of Over There, Joey and Chandler are arriving in a limo and are about to walk down the red carpet.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Chandler: (trying to untangle her) Some of these look a little frayed.

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Chandler: It’s Clint. It’s Clint! (He heads for his bedroom.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

CHANDLER: [to an extra in fatigues] Nice camoflauge man, for a minute there I almost didn't see ya.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Chandler: Right, calm down, O'Mally. I'll slip him some money.

"Friends", season 7, episode 10

Chandler: I'd like to propose a toast. Little toast here, ding ding. I know this isn't the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you all planned, but for me, this has been really great, you know, I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting. Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean, if you'd gone to Vail, and if you guys'd been with your family, if you didn't have syphilis and stuff, we wouldn't be all together, you know? So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked.

"Friends", season 1, episode 9

Chandler: Nah, Nah, it’s okay. I feel like I need to be in guy place. You know, do kind of like a man thing.

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

Ross: It was 5:30 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front and back!! (they go into the living room, trapping Monica, Chandler, and Joey in the kitchen) (to Rachel) Oh-oh-oh, and by the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means ‘you are,’ Y-O-U-R means ‘your!’

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

(She turns out the lights and in the darkened room Chandler starts to moan.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Okay, look, we have nineteen minutes. Okay, Chandler, I want you to go and change! Okay. And then, when you come back, Joey will go change, and he'll have vacated the chair. Okay. Okay.

"Friends", season 3, episode 2

Chandler: Well, I feel like a snack!

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey has The Potential Roommate back for another interview.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is packing as Chandler rushes in.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Ross: Fine! Fine! But this break-up was not all my fault, and she, she says here, (reading from the letter) “If you accept full responsibility...” (to Chandler and Joey) Full responsibility! “...I can begin to trust you again. Does that seem like something you can do. (yells at Joey) Does it?!!”

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Chandler: Tonight? You-you didn't say it was going to be at nighttime.

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

CHANDLER: Oh, it's a website, it's the, uh, the Guggenheim (sp?, I'm not an art guy) museum. See, she likes art, and I like funny words.

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

Monica: Well, I'm sorry, but Chandler and I could really use a weekend away. You know, to reconnect... emotionally.

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

Chandler: And then you click it and, uh-oh, she's naked. And then, and then you click it again and she's dressed. She's a business woman, she's walking down the street, she's window shopping, and (clicks pen) whoa-whoa-whoa, sh-she's naked! (Rachel just stares at him.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 12

Chandler: Hey, you have nothing but talk about her for the last 48 hours! If you were in a school yard you’d be pulling her pigtails and pushing her down now!

"Friends", season 3, episode 19

[Chandler and Joey come sprinting in]

"Friends", season 2, episode 20

Chandler: Oh yes! Just had me a little nubbin-ectomy. Yep! Two nipples, no waiting.

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Chandler: Wouldn’t that be Frank the III?

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

PHOEBE: Chandler, you gotta stop staring at the door. It's like a watched pot, you know if you keep looking at it then the door is to, never gonna boil. I think what you have to do is try not to...

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

Chandler: Right. Right. Well ah, y'know we could flip for it.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Phoebe: Now… (Starts singing again) "Who will perform the ceremony! Who will perform the cer—(Chandler enters and grabs her guitar and closes the door behind him)—Oh—oh! All right, I’ll pound on him in the morning.

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

Chandler: Oh please, you are obsessed with babies and-and marriage and everything that's related to babies and-and marriage! I've got an idea, why don't we turn down the heat on this pressure cooker?!

"Friends", season 5, episode 15

Chandler. Well my boss and I worked out a deal where I only have to be in Tulsa four days a week, so the other three I can be here with you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 3

Chandler: Yeah! If the car that backfired had run over you! Y'know what, I think I'll go home before Ross starts rambling about his newfound respect for life. (He gets up and starts for the door.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

ROSS: Look it's the artist formerly known as Chandler.

"Friends", season 2, episode 20

Ms. McKenna: Ok if everyone’s on board, it’s settled, Chandler, (Walter puts his hand on Chandlers hand, Chandler sleeping puts his hand on top of his, he then wakes up and pulls his hand away) Chandler?

"Friends", season 9, episode 2

Ross: Oh yeah it will! Come on, up! Up-up-up! Up! Yes! Here we go! Pivot! (They start up the stairs again. Chandler is between the couch and the wall now.) Pivot! Piv-ot! Piv-et!! Piv-ett!!! Piv-et!

"Friends", season 5, episode 16

The Museum Official: (on phone) Hi, this is Heldi from the Morgan Chase museum. I’m calling for Monica Geller. I want to let her know that there was a cancellation and if she’s still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding at our facility, it is available… (Chandler runs to answer the phone.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Chandler: Because it’s flattering! (Shivers harder) Come on Monica! Come on Monica! (He goes inside.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Chandler: You don't get a lot of 'doy' these days...

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Chandler: That’s what I did. Wah-pah!

"Friends", season 4, episode 20

[Another group of flashbacks begin with Episode 513: The One With Joey’s Bag. Joey is carrying the bag and has entered Central Perk to the amusement of Ross and Chandler.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Chandler: Do you even remember which part of the wall is not spackle?

"Friends", season 5, episode 10

Chandler: Bad news. I watched the tape and passed it along to my bosses and they weren't interested.

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Monica: (sits down) Oh good. Good, look I'm so sorry, for screwing up that cutting-her-out plan. But I have a new plan. Chandler agreed to call here in a few minutes with an emergency.

"Friends", season 10, episode 3

(She opens the door to reveal Chandler and Ross. Unfortunately, they seem to have their holidays mixed up. They think it's Halloween and they're going as Crockett and Tubbs from that legendary TV show of the late 80's, Miami Vice. God, we looked silly back then!)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Chandler: This isn’t one of those uh, y’know "If she doesn’t come, we-we don’t, we don’t come?" Right? Because I already bought my ticket…

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

Phoebe: You ask an intriguing question Chandler Bing.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Ross: Oh, I'm sorry, did I say "invest it"? I meant "be cool and piss it all away" (Joey and Chandler pleased)

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

(Chandler, annoyed with Ross's fawning, makes a 'pfft' noise.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 24

Joey: I mean, there’s no way I can make myself taller now, y’know? And who knows what science will come up with in the future, but Chandler, what if I die an unsuccessful, regular sized man?

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Chandler: Somewhere there is someone with a tranquilizer gun and a huge butterfly net looking for that man.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

CHANDLER: What? [realizes it was the bracelet] Oh this is excellent. You know he coulda gotten me a VCR, he coulda gotten me a set of golf clubs, but no, he has to get me the woman repeller, the eyesore from the Liberace house of crap.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

Phoebe: �kay, see you there. Happy humping! (outside meeting Chandler.) Hey�hey! Oh, wow, somebody smoked out here? Oh my god, don�t people know, you�re not allowed to smoke in public spaces?

"Friends", season 9, episode 5

(Chandler is standing by Erica's head.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Chandler: Uh, Joey's having an embolism, but I'd go for a Nip, y'know?

"Friends", season 1, episode 13

Chandler: (to Joey) You not gonna believe this: She lied! She tricked me into having sex with her.

"Friends", season 9, episode 5

Chandler: Okay, well he totally screwed up the punch line. Y'know, it’s supposed to be arrghh-eh og-errigh.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

CHANDLER: Phoebs, play with meeee.

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

Chandler: (pointing at her) Oooooooh! Meddler! Meddler!

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Chandler: Well what is wrong with me? Am I .. am I incomptent? Because I managed to survive whatever it is that killed the three of you!

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Chandler: (on machine) You’ve reached Monica and Chandler’s, if you’re listening to this message, we’re probably screening. (to himself) Yeah we are.

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Chandler: Well Joey, I’m a headhunter. I hook up out of work Soviet scientists with rogue third-world nations. Hi Rasputin! (Waves.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 20