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Rachel: I mean what if this keeps happening? Y'know, they'll-they'll be outside smoking, making all the decisions and I'll just be up in my office breathing my stupid clean air, y'know? And then when the day comes when Kim wants to promote one of us, who do you think she's gonna pick? Me or Smokey Smokerson?
Joey: Okay now, before I make my final decision I uh, I just want to make sure our personalities match. Okay, so I made up a little test. Now, Im gonna say a word and then you say the first thing that comes to mind.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Phoebe are watching a movie as Chandler comes in from his bedroom.]
Ross: Oh, I uh, hope you don't mind, I kinda uh, jazzed it up a little. Check this out. (He plays the greeting, and We Will Rock You starts to play and Ross's voice comes over it.) We will, we will, call you back!
(Monica comes out of the bathroom like a bolt, and Rachel and Joey both enter.)
Rachel: Uh, I think I just did. And uh-oh, here it comes again. Shut up!
Joey: You don't wanna see what I just saw! (at this moment Monica comes home, and sees Chandler flat on his back on the floor and Joey pinning him down)
Ross: No, wait ! You guys, no, no, you can't leave! Rachel already feels bad that the cake's messed up. How do you think she's gonna feel when she comes back here and all you guys are gone?
Monica: I will prove it to you! Okay? About a week ago I was wearing those jeans and I dropped a pen in my lap and it left an ink stain on the crotch. Now when she comes back I will find it and show you that stain!
Ross: Yeah, but when the baby comes shes gonna want to move.
Rachel: Yeah, I cant live with Joey once the baby comes. I dont want my childs first words to be, (in a babys voice) "How you doin?"
Rachel: All right here he comes. Im gonna do this, Im gonna tell him, Im gonna be strong.
[Scene: Monicas Restaurants Kitchen, shes cooking as one of her waiters, Stu, comes over to talk to her.]
Joey: Hey! Uh, this is just to give you an idea. Okay well, we can put screens here, (In front of the crib.) so that the baby has privacy, and-and-and maybe a mobile over the crib. And uhOh look! Heres a baby monitor (Holds it up), which until the baby comes we can use as walkie-talkies. Huh?
(Monica comes out of the bathroom like a bolt, and Rachel and Joey both enter.)
Monica: Of course it was! Trust me, when it comes to psychology I know what I'm talking about. I took two psych classes in college.
Rachel: Now the filet mignon, what comes with that?
Dr. Franzblau: All right, he's crowning. Here he comes.
Monica: No, I think we should save our china for something really special. Like if the Queen of England comes over.
Monica: Ok, but if something gets broken, and then the Queen comes over..
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom.]
Monica: Fine. (Brenda comes in to use the bathroom and adjusts her pink bra strap on the way.) Shes wearing my bra!
[Scene: The Hospital, Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor.]
<Ross comes out of the bedrooms>
[Scene: The Hallway, Phoebe comes up the stairs and hears drumming coming from Joey and Rachel's, so she enters smiling and then sees that Rachel, not Joey, is the one playing.]
Rachel: And so I had a lot of work to do so Ross, nice guy that he is, offered to help me out. And then we had a little wine, we got to talking, and the next thing you know out of nowhere Ross comes on to me.
Monica: Y'know, so I don't read as many important books as you do, and I don't write trick poems that seem to be about one thing but are actually about something else. And y'know what, I get excited about stupid stuff, like when I my People magazine comes on Saturday, and the new Hold Everything catalog. Y'know but that does not mean that I'm empty, I care about things. I care about my friends and family. You have no right to make that kind of judgment about me.
Joey: Yeah, its okay. I know what a mainsail is. (Points to it. Its the larger sail.) I know, I know to duck when the boom comes across. I-I know port is right.
Don: Uh, not really. But when it comes to cheese, Im one of the people who thinks the smellier the better.
JOEY: Listen, uh, I don't know when I'm gonna see you again. CHANDLER: Well, I'm guessing uh, tonight at the coffee house. JOEY: Right, yeah. OK. Um, take care. CHANDLER: Yeah. [Joey walks out and after a few seconds comes back in and gives Chandler a big hug. He then leaves for good and Chandler is left alone in his apartment.] CLOSING CREDITS
Rachel: Please, make sure she comes. Its really important to me, I mean its my mom!
Rachel: Yeah, Im not so sure you should be here when he comes up.
Monica: That doesn't matter! We have waited so long for this. I don't care if it's two babies. I don't care if it's three babies! I don't care if the entire cast of "Eight is Enough" comes out of there! We are taking them home, because they are our children!
Rachel: Here comes another contraction.
Phoebe: When she comes out, you hold her nose, Ill blow in her mouth, and the kid will just (makes a popping sound) right out of her.
Joey: (laughs) Now lets not get carried away. (He walks away as Monica comes over and hugs Chandler from behind.)
Joey: Hey-hey-hey, if my friend says its time to go, its time to go. (Starts to leave, but comes back for his cookies.)
[Scene: The Hallway, Ross comes out and hugs Mrs. Geller.]
Monica: (comes running out the kitchen to the bedroom) Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it!
Joey: I couldnt help it! When a fist comes at your face, you duck! Look! (He goes to punch Ross, expecting him to duck, but he doesnt and Joey punches Ross. Gunther is amused.)
Ross: (Comes back into the living room) Rachel!!!
Ross: Rach, I told you, you can't call him every time any little thing comes up.
[Scene: Phoebe's at her apartment waiting for Mike Ross comes over.]
[Scene: Ross is in Central Perk. Phoebe comes in.]
Mike: Phoebe (comes in smiling then sees Phoebe crying) what's wrong?
Monica: (comes over) O-kay, so you wanna play it that way, do you?
Joey: And remember whatever comes up first. Okay? And hurry, because �
Ross: Oh, come on Rach, we will. I promise. We have more interviews (They sit down and Rachel sighs) And worse comes to worse, we can always reconsider the uhm... the first one we met with.
Joey: No-ohoh. (the Bings leave, the waiter comes)
Phoebe: Right! Never! Never! I swear! (They kiss... The door opens and David comes in again.)
Chandler: (enters singing) Oklahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plane, STOP IT! Why couldn't they have sent me to Texas? 7 o clock maybe I'll hit the gym (sits down) who am I kidding pay-per-view porn.
Monica: Thats it. Im done. I dont care when the baby comes, no more betting.
[Scene: The hallway between the two apartments. Chandler comes home.]
Monica: Like only if the queen comes?
Ross comes out of the guest bedroom with the diaper bag and the car seat carrying thingy.. yeah.. thats the techinal term.. He goes to Chandler.
Gavin: Yeah, hey. (comes in to the balcony)
JOEY: Okay.� Great.� I'll see you when you get here.� I'm gonna wait out in the hall in case the dude comes out.
[Scene: Rachel's office, Rachel comes in and Gavin is there]
(Joey comes over)
(Suddenly Ross comes running into the apartment)
JOEY: Hey, there's me! April 17th. Excessive noise. Italian guy comes homes with a date. Hey Chandler, look, you're in here too.
Ross: (he comes back) Alright, let's go!
(Rachel comes out of her room and starts staring at him unseen)
(Rachel comes out of their bedroom waving tickets)
(Joey comes in from the back of the coffee house)
Janice: That's not the hard part honey! The hard part is what comes next, I mean aren't you worried about the results?
(Monica comes out)
Joey: Oh, I'd love to, but I gotta get up so early the next day and so, you know me, work comes first
(Phoebe comes in)
(Owen comes running in.)
Rachel: (comes out again) What!?
Charlie: It's just that... I don't understand it... I mean, Phoebe likes Joey and then she comes here to buy a dress to impress another guy...?
Phoebe: (comes out too) Well, some things are just hard to say to your face.
(Zack comes out of the bathroom. They all sit down at the table.)
(Charlie comes out the bathroom)
(Joey comes out from his room, yawning)
JOEY: See after the scene, Mr. Beatty comes up to me and says 'good actor, bad kisser'. Can you believe that, me not a good kisser, that's like, like Mother Theresa, not a good mother.
(Joey comes running into the apartment, out of breath.)
(phone starts ringing and Chandler comes running out of the bathroom)
Monica: Ok, how about this: We got wind up toys for Emma for her birthday. We can make them race, and whoever comes in last, stays!
(Amy comes in with Emma in a stroller)
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Rachel is in the living room and Joey comes out of his room.]
(Rachel comes in, sees Amy and Emma)
Rachel: Oh my God, Oh my God, here comes Ross. He's gonna flip out.
(Joey comes out of his room)
[Scene: Subway station, Phoebe is following Malcom by finding behind the pillars until she comes up to one with a wire mesh garbage can next to it. Malcom stops and starts walking the other way and passes Phoebe, who quick tries to hide behind the garbage can. But, Malcom sees her.]
Joey: Well, you lied again! (Rachel comes out of her room and is observing the conversation)
[Scene: Bill and Colleen's apartment. Chandler comes running into the living room. Monica is the only one there.]
(Rachel comes out of her apartment}
[Scene: Delmonico's. Ross is still waiting for his date and drinking wine. The waiter comes up to him again.]
Phoebe: Pies, oh, we thought you said priiiize (goes to the hall and comes back with Emma's trophy in her hand). Here! (gives it to Monica).
(Cut to Chandler and Ross. Phoebe comes out of the ladies room and they run toward her.)
Rachel: No, I know I dont either, but ya know what, its their party, and its just one night. And we dont even have to lie; we just wont say anything. If it comes up again, well just smile. Well nod along.
(Joey comes out of Monica’s apartment and sees Rachel and Amy but does not notice the huge amount of bags)
Joey: Well, it comes and goes. I wouldn't trust it.
Ross: (knew this was coming) There it is... (he comes back)
(Joey comes out from his room)
[Scene: The playground. Ross, Rachel and Emma are still there. Rachel comes walking to Ross and Emma with something between her hands.]
Rachel: Well, legend has it Joey, that... she comes alive when you're asleep.
Monica: I'm making cookies for Erica. And oh, by the way, we have to leave for the airport soon, her plane comes in about an hour.
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. He’s there and Phoebe comes in.]